Nominations


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8 thoughts on “Nominations”

  1. Pep Guardiola.

    The cunt always has to blame someone else.

    When his Gorton Globetrotters were beaten by Palace yesterday, did he shake hands with the Palace goalkeeper? Nah, he just kept making ‘handball’ gestures with a smacked arse look on his face.

    As for the ‘handball’? Palace got a bit of luck. City have had plenty of dodgy decisions go their way over the last few years. On and off the pitch.

    And, what about City’s star striker, Erling Haaland, bottling taking a penalty in the Cup Final? If a team has that attitude, then they don’t deserve to win.

    But, we just know that Pep will moan and moan (and fucking moan) about this goalie handball till Kingdom Come. City were crap on the day, and young Henderson had the game of his life and that’s the end of it.

    And, what’s with this Zelensky-esque black T-Shirt and keks bollocks? At the FA Cup Final? It’s a bloody disgrace. All the managerial greats wore a suit at Wembley. Sir Matt, Shanks, Nicholson, Mee, Revie, Paisley, Docherty, Wenger, Fergie. Can anyone see old City managerial greats Joe Mercer and Malcolm Allison not wearing their whistles at a cup final? Big Mal would have shot someone if they didn’t turn up in their suit.

    It used to be part of the magic. The players getting measured for their Cup Final suits. Now, it’s twats like the City players sulkily shuffling off the coach in garish tracksuits and stupid looking headphones. These bastards have no respect and they have devalued the Cup. And modern (foreign) managers like Pep have aided this process.

    The boring as fuck Tiki Taka False Nine Sweeper Keeper bollocks he has brought to the English game is bad enough. But pissing on the FA Cup is even worse.

    https://talksport.com/football/3214584/dean-henderson-pep-guardiola-fa-cup-final-crystal-palace/

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    • Ferguson pulled Man U out of the cup altogether one year fella….just saying.

      What part of the ‘Do not add comments’ rule is confusing you? Fuck off with this shit. We have enough to do without the extra work of cleaning up crap that shouldn’t be there. Pull this trick again and you’re banned. Others take note – Admin.

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  2. *Emergency Cunting*

    Sir Keir Sellout

    Hands up if you think that our beloved (sic) PM Sir Keir Starmer is an utterly monumental cunt. Mmm let’s see now, Fifty million and one, fifty million and two…
    Just when you thought that this Saturn-sized cockhead couldn’t turn into an even bigger cunt, he expands into one the size of Jupiter.

    I’m sure you’ll all remember this gold-plated Remainer’s pathetic attempts to convince us that he was a born-again Brexiteer. Well anyone daft enough to fall for that will no doubt be disillusioned as the details of the deal to ‘reset’ our relations with the EU emerge.

    For instance, there’s something called the Youth Mobility Scheme, a visa route for under-35s that will set the stage for millions of new migrants. It will be lauded as reciprocal of course, but there appears to be no cap on numbers, and who’d want to bet against there being many more arrivals on our shores than departures? Freedom of movement through the back door, it seems.

    Then we’ll apparently see easier access to EU markets for UK food prducers. Good huh? Er… no. The UK will once more become bound by EU food standards, with the European Court of Justice holding sway.

    Then there’s the question of fishing rights, a totemic issue during Brexit. European boats (esp French cunts) already have huge access to our waters, but Sir Surrender will now apparently give agreed access until 2038 to get this ‘reset’ over the line.

    I venture to suggest that as more details emerge, the worse this deal will look, particularly once the small print is scrutinised. There doesn’t appear to be any deal on the return of migrants, for example, or any prospect of one. Our ability to negotiate trade deals with other countries, particularly the US, may well become more difficult. And again, we’ll become law-takers, and subject to ECJ jurisdiction, with no say in the creation of regulations. Still, Parliament will be able to rubber-stamp them, I suppose.

    A new deal then? Looks more like the makings of a cave-in to me, and even more sinister, the start of Labour’s process to sneak us back into the EU. Arise Sir Keir Sellout, Order of the Supreme Cunt.

    https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/35011075/brexit-eu-starmer-europe-trade-deal/

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  3. Captain Ahmed is a Cunt..

    What a naughtical adventure we have here.

    Ahmed Ebid,an Egyptian fisherman by all accounts,has just been sentenced to 25 years prison for “people smuggling”….by an English Court,naturally.

    Not content with banking millions from the trade in human dross,the swashbuckling Captain was captured by the Italians for drug smuggling and served 5 years for it..

    What next for our intrepid Mediterranean pirate you ask?

    Why he crossed the English Channel in a dinghy to lodge a “claim for asylum”,which was,of course, left up in the air,so the Captain decided to move to London with his loot.

    Cue an expensive international investigation and eventual trial in Britain.

    Sounds like a work of a fevered imagination doesn’t it?

    But not in Shithouse Britain it isn’t.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce399l1329lo

    Dear me,what a camel fuckîng fiasco.

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  4. Over the counter medicines.

    I saw this ad today, for the first time, for Pepto Bismol.

    https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=pepto+bismol+advert+uk+2025&view=detail&mid

    Now, quite apart from the fact that the ad is so obnoxious I almost vomited, what worries me is that it urges people with the following symptoms

    Nausea
    Upset stomach
    Indigestion
    Heartburn
    Diarrhoea

    To use it. Not a mention of seeing your GP if the symptoms persist.

    I’m sure that most of you will agree that seeing a GP is unbelievably difficult, and it’s no wonder people go to the emergency room if their child has to wait 3 days to see the GP.

    My worry is that over the counter medicines can often provide a temporary relief to symptoms of a problem of a much more serious nature, and I would suggest that ads such as this one be banned, and ads should be presented in a much more sober way.

    Illness is not a circus, these clowns are cunts for trivialising it.

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  5. Stephen Smith and Rachel Comotto

    These two chav cunts masquerading as police officers pepper sprayed and tasered a 92 year old, one legged man with multiple health conditions. The footage was caught on Comotto’s body cam. The 92 year old was armed with a modified butter knife and looked confused. He died 3 weeks later. The defense is insisting their actions had no bearing on his death (fuck those money grabbing “I work hard for my money” elite cunts too). I have a horrible feeling they will not lose their jobs. If the man in question had been black they definitely would have. At least the chavs have sensible names, even though their actions were not.

    https://news.sky.com/story/disabled-man-92-pepper-sprayed-and-tasered-by-police-had-told-care-home-workers-im-going-to-murder-you-13371313

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  6. Climate Migration – The New Great Upheaval.

    I’ve just finished reading the second of two similar long articles, the first of which is the link. Both were awful.

    But at least one huge often asked question might be answered between the lines of them : why the absolute fuck are western politicians allowing millions of dangerous, uncouth, unwanted superfluous socially backwards foreign detritus to infest their once-lovely countries?

    And the answer?

    Because it’s practice. A dry run. Everything/all of them and the societal ruination to date? .. Just the tip of the (ha!) iceberg, as the climate mishanter kicks into high gear and becomes a total climate calamity, ‘they’ reckon with – in 25 years time – a BILLION fucking poor mouths on the move. An extra half billion on top within ten further years. U.N. figures, those, supposedly.

    And they’re rattled off in the awful articles with a ‘yeah, whatever’. Blindly optimistic sentences abound ‘we will all have to live in denser concentrations, in fewer cities’.

    Just like that, eh?

    And so on. All written from a kumbaya point of view, with sentences/notions such as ‘A new global commonwealth of community’…. The likes of which can only have been written in this day and age by a blind, deaf oblivious arsehole, based on how that(‘integration’) has been going so far.

    Borders, flags, national identity are all the wrong way to live is the takeaway. One big utopian melting pot is the only way forward. Quote ‘Migration is not the problem; it is the solution’. Uncritically thought-about hippie propaganda of the right-on.

    Charity begins at home. You take care of your own first, then maybe further afield. But that’s voluntarily undertaken, and this making it compulsory, by making it automatic, is the root cause of the inevitable downfall of everything that looks to be on the cards.

    The link is not a nice read. It’s – warning – quite long, and annoying in it’s naivety and in it’s complete omission of all the clearly negative downsides of the integration of overwhelming numbers of lesser civilised humans into wherever they choose to go because the cunts cannot even seem to get a grip on the fact carelessly breeding like flies when you live in a shithole is FUCKING INSANE. But will they stop propagating even a jot in the 25 years to this new tipping point? Will they fuck! But, cunters, you should take the extra few minutes to read the thing anyways. An insight into the stupidity. ‘Know your enemy’ is the maxim.

    Lastly for those who don’t read the whole thing ; there’s this, from about the 80% mark of the attached (which is, itself, excerpts from a book) ..

    “In a landmark judgment, in 2020, the UN Human Rights Committee ruled that climate refugees cannot be sent home, meaning that a state would be in breach of its human rights obligations if it returns someone to a country where – due to the climate crisis – their life is in danger”.

    So never mind the cunts who are supposedly – but highly questionably – of the economic or persecution fleeing persuasion rocking up in their hundreds per day, tens of thousand by year (U.K.), … by the figures here given they’re not even 10% of what’s coming down the line.

    🎵 You ain’t seen nothing yet…

    https://www.theguardian.com/news/2022/aug/18/century-climate-crisis-migration-why-we-need-plan-great-upheaval

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