Nominations

Use the Comment section below to write up your cunting nomination.

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That’s how you’ll know it’s been reviewed, so don’t ask.

If you want your cunting nomination published, follow the fucking rules:

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[2] Unsubstantiated allegations against living people or institutions results in 🗑️.
[3] Too short (less than 5 lines) or too long (more than 50 lines) qualifies it for 🗑️.
[4] Pay attention to grammar, spelling, punctuation & spacing. Unreadable equals 🗑️.
[5] Respond appropriately to an admin comment within 2 days, otherwise it’s 🗑️.

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➡️ specifically requested by an admin, or
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➡️ you are the original nominator and are making a correction, or
➡️ you are adding a link at the request of the nominator or an admin
If you break this rule, you will be moderated indefinitely or possibly banned.

NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!

6 thoughts on “Nominations

  1. Are prefab making a comeback?

    I saw a news item yesterday (19/12) that suggested that prefabs, if anyone remembers them, should be bought back to help solve the housing crisis.

    Now, I have many ideas that would solve the housing crisis, as I’m sure many folks who comment on here do, also.
    The idea of using prefabricated housing, it’s benefits and pitfalls are set out here.

    https://www-cnbc-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.cnbc.com/amp/2024/03/18/modular-housing-a-century-old-sustainable-housing-idea-is-struggling.html?amp_gsa=1&amp_js_v=a9&usqp=mq331AQIUAKwASCAAgM%3D#amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&aoh=17347094380120&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&ampshare=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.cnbc.com%2F2024%2F03%2F18%2Fmodular-housing-a-century-old-sustainable-housing-idea-is-struggling.html

    In brief, people are resistant to it.

    There are multiple problems.
    Where are they going to be located?
    If there’s one thing that nobody is making anymore, it’s land.

    Then there’s the groundworks, sewers, water, gas/electric, telemetry, roads, etc. All needed, exactly the same as permanent housing.

    So what’s the benefit?
    Wooly headed thinking, if someone thinks prefabs are a solution.

  2. Tyson Fury

    Fresh off the back of his second consecutive defeat to Oleksandr Usyk, the “Gypsy King” has once again refused to accept the legitimacy of the judges decision.

    Apparently he lost the first fight because it was “too easy” so he decided to come in at a career heaviest in order to “put it on” the Ukrainian.

    Unfortunately for Tyson, a four stone of whale blubber weight advantage against a pure boxer/athlete such as Usyk, just wasn’t going to wash.

    Both Fury and his promoter, old fish eyes himself Frank Warren behaved like a pair of ungracious, sore losing cunts during the post fight press conference.

    If you were to be sympathetic towards Fury, you could argue that emotions were running high etc yet Fury has repeatedly played the cunt over the last couple of years by ducking Usyk, taking easier paydays and refusing to accept defeat whilst simultaneously being an obnoxious twat.

    The AI scoring system and all three judges awarded the fight last night to the Ukrainian yet Fury and his team are crying foul.
    Which is interesting as they didn’t complain when Fury won a highly dubious decision against a boxing novice from the MMA last year.

    I have to cunt Tyson Fury with a slightly heavy heart because up until the last two or three years, I’d been a big fan of his. His three fights with

    Deontay Wilder were epic and gave heavyweight boxing a much needed shot in the arm.

    Unfortunately, he has increasingly morphed into a washed up, over weight, bully boy and should just retire and count his millions.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/boxing/articles/c39079wpz4yo

  3. Stealth taxes.

    Here’s the first, foist upon us in the name of the Great Idol, net zero!

    https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/whats-on/shopping/new-grocery-tax-see-tesco-30639905

    To save you the bother, it’s a levy that charges food producers at the front end, and retailers ( your local shop/supermarket) for using packaging that isn’t environmentally friendly.

    But!

    Who do you think retailers ( large or small) will pass the cost on to?

    Gee! Thanks a fucking bunch!

  4. Paul Flynn:

    Flynn is a limp-wristed bum boy scribbler, who has written several articles for the London Evening Standard, the failed weekday newspaper, now confined to the internet.

    With his mouth-eaten beard and hangdog expression he often tells us of the misery of being a gay man in London, he doesn’t know where the next bottle of champagne is going to come from, poor duckie, how his favourite public lavatory has been closed down, the horror of being in an oppressed minority.

    He has excelled himself however, with his latest arselicking piece, a tribute to Gaylord Peter Mandy Mandelson. Flynn gushes how he has always “respected” him. How wonderful it is a dishonest bum boy has risen so high, by sticking his tongue up the right arseholes etc etc.

    Who in their right mind could respect that greasy bumboy, but the article is not just a hoot, it is an example of just how low journalists and journalism has fallen:

    https://www.standard.co.uk/comment/peter-mandelson-us-ambassador-washington-gay-icon-b1201270.html

  5. Steve McQueen.

    I’ve never liked the cunt.
    The ‘king of Cool’.

    ” Oh he was a real bike rider”

    ” He did his own stunts you know”

    ” He was a man’s man”

    He was a cunt.
    He’d get upset if a co star had more lines in a film than he did,
    And run crying to me director.
    He did it to Paul Newman
    He did it to Yul Brynner.
    And others.
    The little flamer.

    He’d use dirty tricks to upstage other actors
    And would act the big head with the crew on set, pulling rank.

    He was just a poseur.
    Fake as fuck.
    Makeup wearing clotheshorse who’d wear sunglasses in a nightclub.

    I wish on the great escape he’d broke his fuckin back leaping the fence.
    He could of fought Raymond Burr for the role of ironside.

    https://www.express.co.uk/entertainment/films/1573847/Steve-McQueen-Paul-Newman-rivalry-new-Steven-Spielberg-Frank-Bullitt-film

  6. Cadburys chocolate.

    Once a treat, we all remember the “glass and a half” don’t we.
    Well l and older cunters will, because Cadbury can’t make that claim anymore.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0lg9y791kyo

    Even the King can’t endorse the dog chocolate they purvey these days.

    He’s withdrawn the Royal Warrent.

    Good on you, but you’re still Jug Eared.

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