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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
Octopus energy
I would like to nominate these wankers for a eco unfriendly cunting. I went with my current supplier five years ago. Lo and behold an email drops from these twats demanding a sum in the teens demanding payment. Fuck off thinks I, it’s a scam. A few days later another one drops telling me that county court judgement is being considered. Right, log on to current supplier asks how long I have been with you? Answers me and asks what is the date on the alleged debt? None says I. Likely a scam says staffer.
Ring Octopus, get some dozy twat go through what my contention is, that no date was sent for the alleged charges, oh our mistake.
Well says I, you send a letter with a bill, I will write a cheque and post it back to you. Oh pay it online, not a chance you fuck with me, I fuck you around too.
Needless to say, no letter from them. I guess I shall be ringing some cunt further up the food chain come Monday. Wankers
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Fully support this cunting. They’re no different to every other bandwagon jumping greedy cunts, but try and be all nice and your best mate
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Nadiya Hussain:
Oh dear, what can the matter be?. Entitled Asian woman who cooks a bit and has done for ten years on the BBC (of course) has had her series discontinued,
Well many programmes have come and gone, but this case is different, because, apparently, according to La Hussain the BBC don’t support “Muslim women like me”.
As if!
I suspect the simple truth is she has had ten years, numerous series, and viewing figures have dropped off – nothing more, nothing less, but of course, being what she is, there has to be some sinister motive against the poor little downtrodden bissom:-
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tv/article-14787793/Nadiya-Hussain-reveals-BBC-AXED-cooking-decade-screens-swipes-TV-industry-doesnt-support-Muslim-women-like-me.html
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Compulsory Purchase Orders.
In 2014, David Cameron gave the go ahead to dual (widen) 13 miles of the A1.
For Felicity and James Hester, Melanie and Julien Wesby-Scott ( don’t hate them because they are double barrelled) and Martin Beal, this meant that their homes would have to be demolished to make way.
The scheme was stalled for years, but in 2024 Rishi gave the go ahead.
The Hesters, unable to find a suitable property with room for a paddock, stables, etc. have relocated to Cumbria.
Melanie and Julien moved in 2019, after 10 years and much money modernising their home.
The Beals, whose farmhouse had been a family home since 1904 ( yes, 120 years), have now obtained planning permission to build a new farmhouse, after numerous delays in receiving his compensation.
Here’s the kicker.
Unfortunately, the new Labour Government cancelled the project in October 2024, as they couldn’t allow schemes that were ” not already fully funded” to go ahead, after £68m has already been spent.
WHAT THE HELL?
The Hesters, unable to find a suitable property with room for a paddock, stables, etc. have relocated to Cumbria.
Melanie and Julien moved in 2019, after 10 years and much money modernising their home.
The Beals, whose farmhouse had been a family home since 1904 ( yes, 120 years), have now obtained planning permission to build a new farmhouse, after numerous delays in receiving compensation.
Under the Critchel Down rulings, the people are offered the opportunity to buy the property back, but as they have been empty for years, all have said no thanks.
So, £68m, plus £30k monthly paid for insurance and council tax ( with a premium for an empty property) paid by National Highways, plus £100k for the demolition of the Beals old farmhouse.
Sounds like a bargain.
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Admin, please delete this post.
I’ll resubmit it minus the duplicate paragraph.
Love, JP.
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Compulsory Purchase Orders.
In 2014, David Cameron gave the go ahead to dual (widen) 13 miles of the A1.
For Felicity and James Hester, Melanie and Julien Wesby-Scott ( don’t hate them because they are double barrelled) and Martin Beal, this meant that their homes would have to be demolished to make way.
The scheme was stalled for years, but in 2024 Rishi gave the go ahead
Here’s the kicker.
Unfortunately, the new Labour Government cancelled the project in October 2024, as they couldn’t allow schemes that were ” not already fully funded” to go ahead, after £68m has already been spent.
WHAT THE HELL?
The Hesters, unable to find a suitable property with room for a paddock, stables, etc. have relocated to Cumbria.
Melanie and Julien moved in 2019, after 10 years and much money modernising their home.
The Beals, whose farmhouse had been a family home since 1904 ( yes, 120 years), have now obtained planning permission to build a new farmhouse, after numerous delays in receiving compensation.
Under the Critchel Down rulings, the people are offered the opportunity to buy the property back, but as they have been empty for years, all have said no thanks.
So, £68m, plus £30k monthly paid for insurance and council tax ( with a premium for an empty property) paid by National Highways, plus £100k for the demolition of the Beals old farmhouse.
Sounds like a bargain.
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Sorry, here’s the link.
My apologies.
https://www-bbc-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cly8yl2rv0jo.amp?amp_gsa=1&_js_v=a9&usqp=mq331AQGsAEggAID#amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&aoh=17484342555826&csi=0&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com
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Dawn French
… is a cunt. You all know by now that she posted a busybody video lately about something that’s fuck all to do with her. Of course these days every cunt, no matter how vacuous, has a right to their opinion, so .. upload an opinion she did.
Having seen the pathetic thing, I can say she really did appear to be batting for one particular side(as per subsequent
controversy) but without any sign of an iota of genuine sincerity whatsoever, to my eye at least.
No. What it came across as was an unspontaneous pre-prepared way of ‘styling’ a popular current outlook with a certain wording structure. Say a thing, then say ‘no’ in a contradictory reference to same with facial expressions denoting empathy or something. Then say another thing, pause for a dramatic second or two, do the ‘no’ bit again. And repeat yet again. And again.
To what end I don’t know. Clicks? Upticks? Or did she think this was to be the breakthrough posting that would end the fucking goings-on over yonder?
She certainly didn’t dig-in defending her ‘points’ when some contrary backlash arose. Not one bit. Jumped on the fence post haste. Metaphorically at least ; It’d want to be some reinforced actual fence to take the strain of her jumping thereupon.
Before today I was marginally aware of the unfunny cunts existence, but indifferent on any level TO it. After seeing the video and then her subsequent statement rowing ALL the way back to the boathouse afterwards… I will for the rest of my days think of her as a cunt. Although I will try to not think about her at all after the nom has been and gone.
Ask me about MY hot topic, and you will first and foremost hear anger about it, swearing aplenty and not for one second doubt my stated diatribe. And if admonished about the tone of same, I will fucking double down. That’s how I can see no underlying giving a real shit in her carrying on.
Here’s a link about it. Just typing dawn french video into the google will bring up various links to the video itself. Her deletion of same was a tad too late to bury it forever. I was initially linking Sky instead, but this Cornwall page goes way more unto it than the big network detailing the backpeddling retraction statement.
https://www.cornwalllive.com/news/cornwall-news/dawn-french-issues-apology-after-10247201?int_source=amp_continue_reading&int_medium=amp&int_campaign=continue_reading_button#amp-readmore-target
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Cleveland PCC is a cunt.
It appears that the above has got its frilly blue knickers in a twist over a lack of translators to help pakîs claim compo in the wake of the riots that sprung from the latest islamist child murder spree..
Only in vibrant Britain could a foul terrorist crime by a foreigner lead to appeals for more of our money to pay for foreigners to claim public money to recompense them for…
What exactly?
How about repenting for soiling our once lovely land and hopping on the next flight to Karachi?
Quite remarkable and thoroughly disgraceful.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cd62pwn37e2o
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A seconding for Feral Youths with this pair of killers (Manslaughterers my hole!).
Their now deceased 76 y.o. victim had been bullied nay terrorised for years by any number of bullying vandal youth scum. In the end this lot killed him by burning his house down while he was in it – though you’ll note the bbc left that little detail out of the headline. (”Teenagers jailed over fireworks attack on man”). He spent his last year on this godforsaken planet living behind boarded up windowframes as glass panes were just broken over and over if replaced, by bricks being thrown through them. And according to neighbourhood witnesses if he went out at all, he was constantly harassed in the street by young cunts.
Neighbours, I surmise, kept themselves out of it for fear of bringing the cunts down on THEM in retaliation. Also the deceased may have been a bit odd or something, reading between the lines. So what? Leave him alone in that case.
Paltry sentences for them, of course. They’ll both be out before the next scheduled election, one outrightly so, and the other with ‘good behaviour’.
An insult to the dead man’s existence.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c3e5wqq523ko
Incidentally this was not the oldest ones first criminal offence, either, but that got skimmed over/ignored in the court.
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Sophie Ellis Bextor and the BBC.
In the good old days, a pop star from the 60s 0r 70s would have a few hits and have their time and be gone. It was the proper way of things.
OK, every now and then a relic from the sixties would pop up on Pebble Mill at One or one of those horrible Dennis Norden ‘Where Are They Now’ type shows. Usually sporting a ridiculous mullet to look ’80s’ and singing a bastardised synth ‘re-recorded’ version of one of their 60s hits. Other than that, they would vanish, and usually for good.
However, early 2000s pop singer, Sophie Ellis Bextor appears now to be everywhere. But, for what reason, I am struggling to grasp.
First of all, her ‘prime’ and her hits were at least 20 years ago. Secondly, she was always pretty crap anyway. Substandard disco, beloved by chavs and pooves.
But, she has recently appeared a lot on our television screens. This may be because of the cheapo BBC. For the New Year’s Eve celebrations on TV, did the BBC get a bit of modern and currently big and trendy pop fluff, like Taylor Swift or Dua Lipa? Someone to ogle while festively drunk? No, the BBC went to the bargain basement and spent the minimum on Bextor and got her to headline their show. She was (briefly) big two decades ago, for fuck’s sake. She should have been headlining in a St Alban’s pub on New Year’s Eve, not on national fucking television. Bloody hell, it’s like Twinkle (minor 60s pop singer) topping the bill New Year’s Eve 1985. Absolutely small time and laughable. Who will be headlining on the BBC New Year’s Eve 2025 Right Said Fred? Jive Bunny? Chesney Hawkes?
The BBC were once the big cheese in TV broadcasting. Now – apart from their woke lunacy – they are a joke. Doing things on the cheap, aiming low and paying end of the pier acts for what are supposed to be star studded events.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m0026d41
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Greta Thunberg
Little Miss Spasticus is a suicidal cunt, One has to admire her portrayed innocence and naiveity but to travel to Gaza on a boat that the IDF has said, er, perhaps don’t bother just seems like a waste of her vulnerable mong appeal.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/jun/08/israel-katz-threatens-to-use-all-necessary-measures-to-stop-gaza-bound-aid-ship
Although like any unflushable, unkillable cockroach I suspect she may end up somehow surviving the sinking of her junk ship and keep cropping up in similar unlikely stories.
Gotta admire her conviction I suppose, the little minxy cunt.
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I would like to second this cunting of Greta the root vegetable
Playing silly games with the IDF was never going to end well. Particularly as all she was interested in was some more publicity…for Greta.
The selfie yacht and it’s crew of self righteous fuckwits have now been taken to Israel and Greta has been deported (Hurrah!), hopefully with a warning that if we ever see your stupid fucking face again, we will shoot first and ask absolutely no questions later.
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“Ms. Jackson”
I am sorry I can’t give you this dear ladies first name, as we have not been vouchsafed it – a pity because if she had we could have had her name engraved on a silver rose bowl, as she would win the title of the most stupid, ignorant, entitled old bag of the week.
This shrivelled up old lovely saved up her pension money with a friend to have a holiday in Spain, which they had. But it was ruined for her – by Spaniards!.
Ms.Thompson feels that Spaniards should holiday abroad when she takes herself off there.
“I cried” she said. So did I, dear, from anger and laughter at your sense of entitlement.
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2065841/british-tourist-benidorm-holiday-ruined-spanish-people?int_source=nba
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If I may, ADMIN, it`s Freda, Boggsy.
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Thanks Sam, the Express never mentioned it. I thought it might have been Karen!
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Meghan Markle
Birthdays and anniversaries. Christmas and Easter. Black History Month and Pride Month. They roll around with monotonous regularly. So do cuntings for Meghan ‘Duchess of Skankex’ Markle (and lets’s not forget her halfwit husband the Dook). So no apologies from me for having another go at these two cunts. They fucking ask for it. It’s a shot at an open goal.
So what’s the Mistress of Montecito done this time? Well I’m sure that by now, you’ve all seen the delightful video put out on soshull meeja by Meagain, showing her and Ginger Nut supposedly in a hospital delivery room, twerking in an effort to induce Her Magnificentness to go into labour. It features the lady of the moment gyrating around with what looks like a huge sack of spuds up her jumper, then opening her legs and squatting down in a manner that demonstrates her class to the world. Quality stuff Meagain. As for cockhead Ginger Nut’s efforts, well least said, soonest mended;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaTNMa-2PDU
Now this bit of film was, we’re told, put up to celebrate the fourth birthday of their daughter Lilibet. Typically it ended up being all about Migraine herself as usual. ‘Me, me, look at me!’ They say that the internet never forgets, and you can imagine the poor kid cringing in shame when she sees this at some point in the future.
Naturally it’s also poured petrol on the fire as far as the ‘surrogate’ pregnancy story goes. ‘What’s she doing shaking her arse in that little black number in a hospital?’ demanded the wife, going straight for the detail as millions of women have done. ‘They immediately put you into a hospital gown. And when I was at that stage, all I could do was lie back on the bed and groan in misery, and try not to tangle the cables of the monitors I was wired up to’. Quite so.
They do say that no publicity is bad publicity, but given the extent of the backlash, I’d say that Her Duchessness has properly shot herself in the foot on this one; blown it clean off, in fact. She hasn’t just embarrassed herself and her twat of a husband, she’s reduced the pair of them to the status of laughing stock. Goodness only knows what ‘South Park’ will do to them for this. ‘World Wide Privacy Tour’ indeed!
Royal commentator Lady Colin Campbell summed it all up when she called the hapless Meghan ‘a scrubber’. That’s her; a day late and a dollar short. Katie Price but with less class. There’s no substitute for quality, and Markle’s certainly no substitute for it.
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Daniel Clarke is an absolute fucking cunt.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c989qrd648go
The sleazy, scruffy, tracksuited cunt, masquerading as a teaching assistant in a local authority SEN school, abused special needs children, dating back as far as 2016. Some of those children were non-verbal so they had no chance of altering anyone to what this insect had done to them.
If there is a hell, I wish Daniel Clarke’s genitalia to roast for all eternity over a white hot flame, whilst a 3″ thick splintered steel pole is simultaneously rammed back and forth in his bloodied arsehole.
I suspect he’ll be well protected in prison. It is too much to hope he receives his “just deserts” at the hands of a 7′ tall, psychopathic arse rapist.
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“altering”? Bloody device – should be “notifying”
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Giant Scratch & Sniff Armpit Posters
WTF?
Currently being trialed in New York, passers-by at 505 8th Avenue are invited to scratch a trio of massive armpit posters and get a whiff of “Billie’s” latest “all-day” deodorant called “Coco Villa”.
Que?
https://hypebae.com/2025/4/billie-nyc-campaign-scratch-and-sniff-armpit-experience-where-to-go
The blurb:
“Those who sample the scratch & sniff armpit will detect a sweet spiced vanilla scent, with notes of sunny sandlewood and coconut cream. The deodorant formula is aluminium free, approved by dermatologists. This new campaign tries to make the body care experience more fun, and fans of the product will soon be able to scratch & sniff other armpits at locations throughout the city.”
How fucking gross can you get.
Coming soon – giant scratch & sniff posters of Gwyneth Paltrow’s reeking clunge.
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Weird spindly England Coach, Tommy Tucker is a cunt.
The lazy Nazi who cannot even afford a razor was always going to be a controversial choice. but he has shown stunning ruthlessness in playing his part as a fifth columnist.
Leaving our clueless but brave lads to muddle through a brainless performance against mighty Andorra, he swiftly masterminded a spectacular capitulation against West African opposition. Anyone looking forward to seeing how he helps us to a record defeat against the Germans in the World Cup finals, if we make it that far? Thought not.
https://www.newsday.com/sports/soccer/england-tuchel-senegal-kane-y74164
The solution is obvious, bring back the fat bloke, he had a 100% record as England manager before he fell victim to trumped up charges involving bungs from Middle Eastern potentates.
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Thomas Tuchel is a cunt, isn’t he.
Once again, a foreign manager has been employed because.English managers aren’t good enough, apparently. So far, this dull vinkel-schniffer TuckinMy Thomas has beaten Andorra (not even a real country) 1-0, lost against Afreekan chancers Senegal, and put two against the part-time drug-dealers (Albania). Same dreary shite as the Wokegate years.
At least we can be entertained by the crowd who chanted: ‘Keir Starmer is a w****r, Starmer is a w****r.’
That was, until Tuchel criticised fans, although he claims not to have heard it. “‘Eef it happened, it eez not acceptable. Lebensraum, Järvohl, schnell, schnell’
Oh. Didn’t you hear the song from the tune to KC & The Sunshine Band’s song Give It Up:
‘Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na-na-na now, Starmer is a ****, is a ****, Starmer is a ****.”
Mein Gott. Ze futboll iz vorse zan ze chanting.
Sack the über-schizen Deutschbag.
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Source: Yahoo
https://search.app/zTyGi
Appleby horse festival, isnt that where shit loads of theiving gypsy bastards decend on this small village and turn the place into a living hell for a week.
Fucking hell, I bet property is cheap there, or you cant sell your for love or money when they realise the place is over run withPikeys every year and you have to dig a moat,board up your house,shop,pub bulldoze boulders into all the car parks , hide your car,dog and daughter.
Good luck resedents of Appleby, hope the sweaty cunts dont stay any longer than the fistival.
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Source: Yahoo
https://search.app/zTyGi
Not suspesious
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Jory Rand.
Who?, you ask … c’mon … Jory Rand, (Walt Disney company’s) ABC7’s weekend news anchor and an “Emmy Award winning general assignment reporter”.
What’d he do to earn a mention on isac, then?
Well … he spoke over footage of four autonomous Waymo electric cars burning in Los Angeles, spewing thick black noxious poisonous fumes into our precious atmosphere … having all four been stopped in the road by rioters, sorry I mean peaceful protestors, ..and purposely set alight.
(if only St.Greta want too busy on the selfie-flotilla at the time maybe she could have sent an ‘How dare you?’ their way)
Anyways as the four EV’s, worth $700,000 between them easy, belched their fire and smoke, (which followed a whole slew of other violent, criminal behaviours including rocks flung off overpasses, and big surprise the looting of Phone stores, Sportswear stores, Shoe stores, Off Licenses and more but by some miracle the bookstore remained untouched 😆) … Emmy Award winner Jory chose the following words to convey the situation about the cops moving in to stop the outright lawlessness going on.
quote
“It could turn very volatile if you move law enforcement in there the wrong way and turn what is just a bunch of people having fun watching cars burn into a massive confrontation and altercation between officers and demonstrators”
And for uttering that sentence alone, I nominate the guy a cunt.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/media/article-14795613/amp/abc-la-riots-jory-rand-fun-burning-cars-eyewitness-news.html
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First 25 seconds of this is the exact quote being referenced above .. but the rest of it is also worth the watch about unmitigated cunts going apeshit (yet again) in L.A.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p810ZWTwS4c&t=20s
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Pukka Pies
The wife’s going out tonight with her pals, so earlier on she got me a Pukka steak and kidney pie for my tea.
Now please be advised that if you’re considering buying one at any time, the box will promise you ‘layers of crispy puff pastry, minced kidney and tender steak; a rich gravy, and prime cuts of meat’. It will also feature a piece of a sliced open pie, packed with what look like mouth watering chunks of steak.
Prepare yourselves for disappointment however. What you’ll get is most likely what I got; a gravy and cardboard pastry pie. Inside the hard but brittle casing I found a nasty thick sludge with what I think was a little shred of kidney. Of those succulent pieces of meat pictured on the box there was not a trace. Not a fucking sniff.
As you may imagine, this disgusting mess was quickly consigned to the bin, and I rustled up egg, beans and chips with toast instead, but not before I fired off a salvo to the makers of this rubbish, telling them exactly what I thought of their nasty shit. It won’t gain me anything, but at least it helped to lower my blood pressure.
Pukka Pies? More like Fukka Pies, the robbing cunts. Yuk! Caveat emptor!
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10155966668931083&id=120896106082&set=a.222356571082
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