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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
A Manure and slurry soaked cunting for Labour Development Minister Analease Dodds, her of the gurning mush and ironing board body. This utterly brainless haridan has decided it is a good idea to shell out the taxpayers hard earned moola to the tune of 70 million in farming subsidies to the usual grasping leeches that make up our Third World neighbours. As is standard for these grifters, the President of Um Bongo will soon be flying high in one of his many newly purchased Lear Jets at the expense of you and I. The Labour Party appears to be stuffed with naive, intellectually challenged twerps who discuss ideas to waste our money over a glass of fizz and a canope. Wankers. (Wonder what our farmers think?)
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Fucking, cunting advertisements.
The “boomerang smell”
Ann Russell, pronouns she/her helpfully provided by her/them, gives us an explanation of what the boomerang smell is.
https://search.app?link=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tiktok.com%2F%40annrussell03%2Fvideo%2F7382852457799421216&utm_campaign=aga&utm_source=agsadl2%2Csh%2Fx%2Fgs%2Fm2%2F4
So, all that advertising about scent boosters, best performing washing tabs ever, long lasting freshness up to 14 days was all a load of shite, then?
If only we knew, that no matter what we washed our clothes in, with or for how long and at what temperature, it was all futile, because of the boomerang effect.
So, essentially, you’re saying you’re product is shite, use our new one instead?
Just how stupid do you think we are.
Along with Bud Lite/Dylan Mulvany, Jaguar/bunch of weirdos, I thing you’ve just shot yourself in the crotch!
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Admin. think, not thing, if you would, please.
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