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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
Pelican crossing button pressing.
OK it’s a safe way to cross the road, but please have a look before mindlessly hitting the button. Your not playing candy crush..
Nothing worse than driving along and coming to a red light and realising there are more people at a piers morgan surprise party.
Sitting at a red light while the culprit is two hundred yards down the road is a huge piss boiler.
Try to have some awareness of your surroundings, lift your head from your phone screen for 10 seconds and look around..and you will have eternal gratitude from motorists..
Just a YouTube clip of more than likely ethnics running each other over.
So a win win..
https://youtu.be/NtNZ72fjl8c?si=nPKsp62zpjGONZdX
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NHS, an invitation to lung cancer screening.
Not content with sending us poo sticks for bowel cancer screening, which I’ve been receiving for several years, although next year, at 72, will be my last invite, I’ve now received a letter inviting me to MY lung cancer screening.
Now, hang on a minute. Once I reach 72, you don’t gaf if I die of bowel cancer, but now your worried that, at 71, I might have early stage lung cancer where ” treatment is simpler and more successful”.
Make your fucking minds up!
I take it this is another Streetings based initiative to show how much we’re loved, as elderly people, by our current Government.
I wonder how many pensioners, who don’t pay IT like me, got invited?
I’m willing to bet zero, but happy to be corrected.
Link to follow
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https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/lung-cancer-screening/
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Scientists making assumptions they can’t prove are cunts.
I recently came across this article about the behaviour of fruit flies.
The scientists say that mr fruit fly, who has a skin full of alcohol is more likely to score with mrs fruit fly. Whilst the fruit fly who sticks to drinking water is less attractive.
Might it be that the fruit fly who sticks to water, is a boring, ugly cunt who mrs fruit fly would rather avoid ?
Especially if she’s a good time fruit fly, just out for a fuck. A bit like Angie Rayner, but with wings and a brain.
And then the scientist says ” We don’t think flies drink alcohol because they are depressed ” What does a depressed fruit fly do ?
Even if the fruit fly is depressed what business is that of the scientist ?
If the fruit fly wants to go down to his local, get absolutely wrecked, and then become belligerent with other fruit flies who don’t understand him, or sit in his bedroom and start maudlin. I say good of him.
Keep the scientists guessing.
Even if he is feeling a bit down in the mouth, it’s fuck all to do with scientists with nothing better to do.
If it is true what scientists say, why aren’t more women like fruit flies ?
A bit like beer goggles but in reverse, the more I drink the more women want to rummage about in my Y fronts.
Scientists stick it to what you can prove.
PS what scientists know about fruit flies is irrelevant to me, I squash the cunts with a rolled up newspaper.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy8e772enngo
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CHRIS BRYANT & ANGELA EAGLE MP’s
Last week the courts made the only sane judgment – that a woman is only a woman if she was born a female and has a vagina. In other words men dressing up like drag queens like MR. Eddie Izzard are not women despite false tits and make up and calling yourself by a female name,
Sir Kweer is yet to comment as he is enjoying himself on holiday (and I wonder who paid for that?), and I doubt if Blair or Mandy have told him what to do about it yet, but that hasn’t stopped two prominent quare ministers in this shit show of a government seeking ways to overturn that judgement.
Chris Bryant ex vicar and Y Front model, and Kenneth Williams lookee-likee, and butch beefy Angela Eagle (you can almost see the plastic bollocks in her tight extra outsize trousers) are seeking to overturn that ruling. They are so upset they are planning a Very Important Meeting this very week after they return from their half term break.
Has any government ever held the courts in such disrespect, if they find their rulings “upsetting” or inconvenient for them?
As for this pair of privets are they trying to make everyone as bent and sick as they are themselves?. We face bankruptcy, inflation, recession, in addition to wars and all they can worry about is turning the country into a drag show.
How much longer can these cunts stay in office?, they are a total irrelevance:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14629945/Sir-Keir-Starmer-mounting-pressure-court-gender-ruling.html
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Haha its been done before if I recall but fuck me sideways BBC Pidgin is a royal Cunt.
Notwithstanding reporting on all manner of depraved African pantomimes and feral chaos at every turn,it reads like a pîss take by Ali G( before he became a woke snowflake)..
“We dey watch in brief for di family of di deceased. We no dey here for di defendant and dis na serious mata of national importance and we dey here to see say dem do justice.”
What a treat,like reading a transcript of David Lammy’s latest Cabinet meeting.
Fortunately it’s all paid for by taxation fuck your winter Fuel payments,pay for a lunatic with a bone through its nose to give you the “news”..
Hopefully Sam Beau is available to clarify the mess..
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/pidgin/articles/cq8ke51lgn2o.amp
Dear me.
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Dat link no good.
Try dis …
https://www.bbc.com/pidgin
Yowser.
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Keir Starmer, English Patriot.
It’s been said before and it’s going to be said many times again; our beloved PM, Sir Kweer Smarmer, is a nauseating hypocrite.
I’m sure it’s not escaped anyone’s notice that today, 23rd April, is St George’s Day, and (stands back in amazement) ol’ TwoTier’s discovered that he’s (gasp!) a patriot, and what’s more, that the Labour Party is ‘the patriotic party’! Honestly, would you Adam an’ Eve it?
Now of course there’s absolutely nothing wrong in celebrating England and Englishness, anymore than when the Scots, the Irish or the Welsh celebrate their heritage on their national days. Naturally however, Sir Smeer can’t just deliver a cheerful message and leave it at that. Nope, he’s got, as they say, to ‘have a go’, which he does by wrapping himself in the flag of St George and niggling away at his enemies. We must ‘fight for our flag blah’ he froths, ‘we must wrench it from the hands of those who want to divide our nation burble’.
My goodness, whoever could he mean? Not ‘the far right’ racist bogeymen again, surely? And do you think, perchance, that someone has reminded him that there are elections due next month, and that Labour could do worse than try to sway us with a show of patriotism, no matter how phoney?
What an oily creep he is. The cunt’s so fucking toxic that he glows in the dark.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14638667/Starmer-Labour-patriotic-party-English-flag-St-Georges-Day.html
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THE POPE IS STILL DEAD!:
Not Francis’s fault, poor old devil – titter ye not, but the 0500 hours news on Wireless 4 this morning led yet again with the story of the ghoulish visitors in Rome, so intent on seeing the poor old gent, they kept the museum open all night so they could shuffle past. Some of the bleeders even took photographs on their mobile phones, a cross in one hand and the iPhone in the other.
Then there is the exciting news that our atheist Prime Minister Keir Rodney will be at the funeral , no doubt crossing himself animatedly, so he looks like one of those dancers on Top Of The Pops in 1965 (or Top Of The Popes), and no doubt pleading that Anthony Blair should be the next Pope. Kweer will be “laser focused” and “crystal clear”
Those ghastly, grisly photographs of the dead Pope make me feel sick – it looks as if they didn’t put his teeth in. On Saturday it will be interesting to see who looks deader – the Pontiff or Dame Keir, with his white make-up on.
There have been hundreds of acres of newsprint, God alone how many hours of TV and radio, but perhaps the most egregious article (apart from the sentimental rubbish in the Daily Mirror and other tabloids yesterday) is this one, which fair put me off my Spotted Dick on Monday (I knew I shouldn’t have gone anywhere near Mandy!):
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-14631655/how-science-Pope-Francis-embalmed.html
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Gardener’s World
I don’t know why Mrs Cunter likes watching this programme.
It’s not like she can grow flowers here.
It’s all palms and cactii for us.
I don’t mind Monty Don, he knows what he is talking about and his dog is obviously A Very Good Boy.
The rest of his team are a different matter altogether.
An ugly black women, a scruffy, unshaven spiv with a speach impediment, a saggy old bag lady and worse of all, a flid.
How she ever got employed as a gardener is beyond me.
She might be very clever with planting small things with her feet but she would be fucked by digging up a tree stump.
I am amazed by the soil in Monty’s garden.
Whenever he has to dig a hole for anything the soil is as soft as shit.
You never see him struggling with hard, compacted ground and finding old roof tiles and bricks buried like in the real world.
Then, like all TV gardeners they come out with the Latin names for plants.
What’s the fucking point?
Nobody is going to write them down or remember them.
I reckon the presenters have to use an autocue as well.
I don’t believe for one minute that they know the Latin for the plants they show.
So why tell us?
You go to the garden centre and say,
“Oi mate, I want half a dozen solanum lycopersicum abracazebra. And don’t try and palm me off with some lycopersicon esculentum. You dodgy cunt”.
As if the minimum wage garden center worker would have a clue what you were on about.
And at the end of the programme Monty gives you your jobs for the weekend.
Pinch out your chrysanthemums.
Pot on your geraniums.
Multch your sweet potatoes.
Yes Monty. Thanks for reminding me. I will get straight on it.
Gardener’s World.
A load of manure.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006mw1h
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Gardener’s World
I don’t know why Mrs Cunter likes watching this programme.
It’s not like she can grow flowers here.
It’s all palms and cactii for us.
I don’t mind Monty Don, he knows what he is talking about and his dog is obviously A Very Good Boy.
The rest of his team are a different matter altogether.
An ugly black women, a scruffy, unshaven spiv with a speach impediment, a saggy old bag lady and worse of all, a no armed disabled woman.
How she ever got employed as a gardener is beyond me.
She might be very clever with planting small things with her feet but she would be fucked by digging up a tree stump.
I am amazed by the soil in Monty’s garden.
Whenever he has to dig a hole for anything the soil is as soft as shit.
You never see him struggling with hard, compacted ground and finding old roof tiles and bricks buried like in the real world.
Then, like all TV gardeners they come out with the Latin names for plants.
What’s the fucking point?
Nobody is going to write them down or remember them.
I reckon the presenters have to use an autocue as well.
I don’t believe for one minute that they know the Latin for the plants they show.
So why tell us?
You go to the garden centre and say,
“Oi mate, I want half a dozen solanum lycopersicum abracazebra. And don’t try and palm me off with some lycopersicon esculentum. You dodgy cunt”.
As if the minimum wage garden center worker would have a clue what you were on about.
And at the end of the programme Monty gives you your jobs for the weekend.
Pinch out your chrysanthemums.
Pot on your geraniums.
Multch your sweet potatoes.
Yes Monty. Thanks for reminding me. I will get straight on it.
Gardener’s World.
A load of manure.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006mw1h
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Free Form Jazz
‘Free Form’ is that style of jazz which is characterised by a rejection of traditional jazz conventions such as set chord progressions and melodic structures, opting instead for individual expression and group improvisation. It says here.
Anyway, it’s a kind of ‘music’ that puts me in a bad mood. The wife and I are not long back from lunch in a favourite café of ours, where the owners unfortunately persist in playing this tripe, no doubt under the misguided belief that it creates a bit of ambience to the place. So we sat and ate our admittedly excellent meal for an hour before I plucked up the courage to ask them to turn it down a bit.
Until that point, we had Animal from ‘The Muppets’ crashing about on drums. We had some cunt doing an endless, toneless ‘dum dum dum dum’ walk up and down the double bass. We had a collection of wassocks jangling and tootling a seemingly random collection of notes on piano, sax and trumpet. And we had some bird who fancied herself as Ella Fitzgerald occasionally chiming in with ‘yahdooby darby dooby darby do’.
In other words, a cachophonous racket of jumbled noise which constitutes nothing more than an assault against the ears. Who listens to this shit? Who actually appreciates it enough to pay to see it performed? That’s what I’d like to know. It’s a fucking atrocity.
Anyway, take it away fellas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsQYzpOHpik
Erm, niiiice.
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