Nominations


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11 thoughts on “Nominations”

  1. Starmer and the dinghies.

    https://www.facebook.com/share/p/17BHfUByfi/

    Apparently, 2TK has made much of the fact that no dinghies crossed the Chanel over the weekend just passed.
    That would be the 4th and 5th of October.

    He says, allegedly, that this is proof that Shabbana Mahmoods policies are working.

    Does he think we are simpletons?
    That we didn’t notice that Storm Amy prevented the launching of so much as a letter in a bottle, much less a dinghy over the weekend?

    Or is he implying that Shabbana can somehow control the weather at will?

    I honestly didn’t think it was possible for him to sink any lower, but there you go.

    Please note, although I have searched extensively for a media report, even one that has denied this, the link above is all I have been able to find.

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  2. Love/Hate relationships.

    Besides my slight tendency to be drawn towards nominating Greta Thundercunt, I always try and nominate things that are a little leftfield and obscure, Today I nominate love / hate relationships to generate a bit of conversation.

    I could focus on my ex, working for money, many things. But no, I shall focus this entirely in Buckfast tonic wine although eating stupidly hot curries, preferably for money comes a close second, Give me a “challenge” where its free for finishing it or even better, A prize, I’m all in to suffer the next day consequences.

    Back to Buckfast. I don’t especially like the taste, I really don’t like the unique form of hangover it provides and I especially don’t like the culture associated with it (I’m a very peaceful drunk).

    But without fail, I can’t help myself when shopping if I know I will be drinking, It sets a drinking day off very well, A bizzare caffeine fuelled tipsy that no other drink is even slightly capable of providing, Almost impossible to describe but after over 20 years of drinking the stuff, its very much a love / hate relationship. Drink a 2nd bottle at your own risk, A third and the game is over for the next day.

    https://www.deadlinenews.co.uk/2023/07/05/us-wine-connoisseur-leaves-hilarious-review-of-buckfast/

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  3. Given a nice near free rental property from a UK council, but ideally that’s not good enough and you want to buy your own property but don’t have the money?

    Well, this Afghan raggie has come up with a plan. Already in a grace and favour council property courtesy of the British tax payer, this woman has used the death of her son as a fund raising device so she can buy said property so she can bury her son in the garen so they ‘can all be together again’

    Cynical…..me??? Yes, of course I fucking am. Can’t be arsed to walk the 50 minutes to the cemetry where her son is…..note work commitments are never mentioned, so to her it’s 50 minutes lost watching shite day time tv or queuing up for benefits. Apparently she ‘has to walk as she is ‘scared of cars and vehicles generally’ (nice one, got out of that scrutiny didn’t you?) So her suggestion is gullible cunts donate to her, so she can buy the council house she’s currently living it.

    Nice scam….how long did that take you to work out, eh? Already so dozy cunts have donated around £1600.00 (bet they’ll never see that back once she’s closed the fund raising account after its failed (hopefully)

    I don’t beleive a word of what she says, and is just using her son as an emotional lever to get money…and a house.

    To make it even more grinding, is she has been quoted as saying although her son was born in the UK, he fely he was an Afghan due to his fathers heritage (note…father not around in story) Well, my friends if he considers he is Afghan despite having been given aneducation, health care a relatively safe way of life, and a subsidised house to live in is not good enough and you prefer that flyblown shithole, my I suggest you and your sons body fuck off back there and start digging a large hold in the sand, you scamming ungrateful cunt.

    Here’s the link (sorry, it’s the Daily Mirror- yest, I know- but it’s on my local rags website and it’s paywalled. This was the only one what isn’t)

    https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mum-boy-four-killed-bus-36045300#comments-wrapper

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  5. Ron Knee on October 10, 2025 at 11:11 am said:
    ‘Muhammed Was Trans’ Pro-Palestine Demonstator.

    For me, one of the most unwelcome sights in recent times has been that of increasingly rabid pro-Palestine demonstrations on our streets. There they’ve been week in and week out, that unholy alliance of naive ‘useful idiots’, hardline lefties who hate everything, and jihadi loonies chanting for the annihilation of Israel and the Jewish people.

    Still, I’ve always maintained that even when things look bleak and depressing, you can often find a bit of bizarre humour in a situation to lighten the mood, even if you have to cross the pond to do so.

    So let me take you to Noo Yoick, where presenter Ben Leo had gone to cover the October 7th pro-Palestine demonstrations for GB News. Here Mr Leo encountered a swivel-eye holding up a sign proclaiming ‘Muhammed Was Trans Too’. When the bemused reporter sought further clarification, the idiot replied ‘Muhammed was the first trans woman. She was a beautiful trans lesbian, according to the Koran’. When Leo made the observation that if he displayed his sign in Gaza he would be thrown off a roof, he received the response ‘I will not stop fighting until fifty per cent of Gaza’s government is trans women’. Naturally enough, Leo wasted little time in putting some distance between himself and his interviewee, observing as he did so that he served as an example of the intellectual limitations of the demonstrators.

    Now of course it’s possible that what we have here is in fact a bit of world class trolling, but having watched the recording a few times, I’ve come to the conclusion that in fact, this guy is every bit as batshit crazy as he appears to be. As the saying goes, whom the goods would destroy, they first make mad.

    Still, as the great Bernard Manning would say, ‘they can’t stop us havin’ a laff’, and the antics of this ludicrous cunt have certainly brought a smile to my face.

    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ozYmcFofjgY

    There you go ron, right place this time

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  6. Another scam exposed,

    Death threats for sale from the Taliban, yes £40 (very special offer for you sir) will get you a sick note that is admissible in an asylum claim.

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2025/10/10/asylum-seekers-pay-taliban-to-write-fake-death-threats/

    Fucking corrupt goat shagging cunts, it probably has a requirement to send benefits back home in the terms and conditions too.
    Why the fuck are we even entertaining this? I spoke to an expat who has moved too Turkey, he is briming with enthusiasm for the place, such nice people ect so how does that work out.
    Well my thoughts are all this dross paddling across the channel miss behave at home and are not made welcome there, hence their persecution at the hands of their own countrymen so why on earth are we creating a luxury exile for them

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  7. BBC News & choice editorial facts.

    October’s nudist’s cunting had a bbc link. Clicked the thing. Amid real heavy hitters therein such as the cancelled nudist walk, and the rambler who stepped in some cunts scattered ashes at a beauty spot (and called the bbc to whinge) ; one short curt headline further down caught my eye.

    Well, ”brothers jailed for raping 12 y.o” just wasn’t an everyday type of headline ‘in my day’. And if it DID happen ib those days, front and centre in the headlines.

    Anyways – here it is :

    https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c39rg3pwyeno.amp

    Scum. Vermin. Millions in costs. All the rest. The new (ab)normal. But ‘still’, someone might say, .. ‘at least they have the story up, albeit low key. When that Ethiopean cunt kicked the heads of the two wpc’s earlier this year, no-one at all carried it.

    And to that person, I would say… swing and a miss.

    Because if you’ve read the bbc link about what these two cunts did, and think therefore you’ve been informed, then read the alternative link’s coverage of the same atrocity or is it atrocities?

    **sunsequent link (from just below)here, please, Admin**

    Spot any differences?

    Depraved indifference bordering on attempted murder? A rape baby for the taxpayer to pay for. A previous conviction by the older cunt, for … ‘something’ … and so on.

    ‘Tell the truth and shame the devil’ was a phrase a long time ago. Looks like it didnt have much effect in ‘future bbc workers’ households. At the very least tell the full story, or don’t tell it at all. Leaving out such pertinent tenets is defacto lying by omission.

    If that diseased cunt saw fit to DO what he did, .. why can’t you see fit to tell it?

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