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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
Fat people.
I cannot stand them. (They just can’t stand).
I’m not talking about a bit chunky, I’m mean these disgusting tubs of lard, waddling about in ski-pants with their shitty ass-crack on display, or, more usually, trundling around the food aisles of supermarkets in what resembles a three wheeled Tesla, sweating.
I instantly judge them, Oh yes I do. No, there’s nothing wrong with your metabolism, you’re just an ill-disciplined, lazy, useless waste of oxygen. You’re not ill (well you probably are, because you’re a disgusting, smelly, lazy, sweaty, whining, weak fat spazzer).
No, you do not defy Newton’s laws on the conservation of energy, it is not possible to expend more calories than you consume and gain weight, great rolling mounds of it
And these fat birds, that are trying to convince me I’m missing out because I refuse to shag them. Get to fck, you revolting bitch, no man in his right mind would touch you. They are usually covered in small, circular bruises, where people have been jabbing at her with a barge pole. You’d have to roll her in flour (if she doesn’t eat it) and aim for the damp patch, after strapping a plank to your arse so you don’t fall in, then suffer a life of regret. Be like throwing a sausage up the Channel tunnel.
For your delectation, dear reader.
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/589388/Fat-Gir-Flow-blogger-bikini-pictures-video-jumping-pool-stop-stigma/amp
https://www.shutterstock.com/image-photo/fat-woman-swimsuit-on-sea-beach-1313130602
https://x.com/WokeArchive/status/1714642905296478683
Thomas, behave yourself.
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People Who Donate to the Myanmar* Earthquake Appeal
… are particularly Thick Cunts.
After a rare plea for international humanitarian assistance by junta chief Min Aung Hlaing:
“I would like to invite any country, any organisation, or anyone in Myanmar to come and help,” he said in a speech shortly after the disaster, claiming he had “opened all ways for foreign aid”.
And so, following on from this heartfelt outpouring of anguish …
“Made up of 15 UK aid agencies, including the British Red Cross, Oxfam and Save the Children, the DEC is asking the British public for donations before the monsoon season arrives in two months.”
Take special note, cunters …
“Baroness Chapman, minister for development, said public donations to the DEC appeal would be matched pound-for-pound by the government, up to the value of £5m.”
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cd6jv46g59po
It`s a hard ask, I know, but cunters, for the sake of humanity, please donate to this worthy and deserving cause. And remember …
Just $10 will buy up to 10 rounds of ammunition for an AK-47.
$50 will enable Ming Butt Fuk to buy a new uniform pre-festooned with an array of colourful medal ribbons.
And $200, or more, could provide the top echelons of the Junta with new mobile phones so that they can coordinate more strategic genocidal incursions in the slaughtering their own people.
Thank you.
* ᴹʸᵃⁿᵐᵃʳ ⁱˢ ᵃ ᵖⁱᵉᶜᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵃʳⁱᵈ ᵈⁱʳᵗʸ ˢᵃⁿᵈ ⁿᵉᵃʳ ᴵⁿᵈⁱᵃ(ⁱˢʰ).
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Missionaries.
Ever met a missionary?
Wed sometimes get them in the 70/80s knocking at the door.
Not the pith helmeted bewhiskered ones like Dr Livingstone
These were Osmond looking cunts from America bringing us the word of God.
North Sentinel island is populated by uncontacted tribesmen.
They are resistant to visitors and not particularly friendly.
In 2018 a American Evangelist john chau went there despite it being illegal to do so,
Putting the stone age miserabilists who lived there in danger.
They have no resistance to modern disease.
They met John on the beach and rather than discuss religion they slaughtered him with spears.
This year a American has been arrested after going there and leaving the natives a can of coke as a international symbol of brotherhood.
I’m betting stone age people isolated from the world don’t appreciate Coca cola?
Or smallpox,
Or flu,
Or fuckin doorknockers mithering about Jesus?
Leave the antisocial twats alone!
If you don’t get the message after a spear in the belly?
You’ll never take the hint.
https://www.ladbible.com/community/john-allen-chau-convert-sentinel-island-046535-20240608
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Bob Dylan.
Pube haired nasal singer Bob Dylan is having a rebirth of popularity of late due to a film.about him.
Now Bob is considered a genius.
By ripping off Woody Guthrie folk tunes he got famous in that America.
He decided to go electric and played Manchester where famously someone shouted
“. Judas!!”
I’ve never particularly cared for him.
Sly, nasal, full of himself.
But admit I Do like some of his tunes.
Masters of war
Story of the hurricane
Knocking on heavens door
Ballad of a thin man.
But bet he never gets a round in,
Never tips a waiter
And uses 5% off coupons in the supermarket.
I just don’t like the cunt.
https://youtu.be/bpZvg_FjL3Q?si=gJXTpvKEoLB6vclJ
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Tell you who else I don’t like…
Lou.Reed.
He looks like a baby Frankenstein
He’s a puff
He’s a mentalist
And a snotty little twat.
Now I liked the Velvet Underground.
Did some good stuff.
Don’t like that little sword swallower and soup can painter Andy.warhol.
And Lou Reed kissed his arse.
Reed hung around with tranny’s and junkies and is the type of pretentious twat.who.wears sunglasses in a nightclub.
I’ve always suspected he’s Boris Karloffs illegitimate son?
The little zipperneck.bumboy.
https://youtu.be/BVcj_lo1F6o?si=13ztoMiGP_T6iKpf
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I wish to nominate cunts who cannot keep their fucking vehicle on the correct side of the road.
My daily drive to and from work is via country lanes and the number of approaching cars with their wheels well over the white line is becoming epidemic.
From cunts with big fat BMWs and Range Rovers to lazy-wristed women in Fiat 500s, they all seem incapable of driving in a lane. Honestly, George Best driving a Silver Shadow after a skinful would manage the job better.
Last month, some penis in a small van knocked my offside door mirror clean off as the fucking thing was to wide for him to pilot past my car (which I had stopped as I could see what was coming). Cunt drove off without stopping.
I need to invest in a rusty MK1 Granada with angle iron welded all around it.
Cunts.
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A link, if I may Admin.
https://www.reddit.com/r/drivingUK/comments/152cyr7/if_youre_cutting_a_corner_when_bending_right_on_a/?rdt=49521
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Thanks Jeezum.
Most reassuring that it isn’t just me who is seriously fucking irritated by this arseholery.
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‘Celebrity’ advertising
pic : https://media.cnn.com/api/v1/images/stellar/prod/hero-kv.jpg?q=w_1160,c_fill/f_webp
link : https://www.adweek.com/brand-marketing/david-beckham-discovers-his-secret-twin-brother-in-stella-artois-super-bowl-teaser/
Yes folks, the useless overpaid cunts that we’re supposed to fawn over, or aim to emulate, grabbing £££££’s of filthy lukka for advertising.
Back in the day you had Normon Rossington and Joan Collins camping it up in the Campari ads, Boxing great Henry Cooper splashing Brut aftershave (it could never be named that today) and even Ted Heaths cabinet in the PG Tips ads.
Now though, we seem to have this never-ending procession of Multi £ Million Footballers, Actors and general Hollywood types, shilling as if they’re looking for lost £coins down the back of the sofa.
Cases in point :-
Judy Dench for some insurance outfit
Patrick Stewart, Sean Bean and Sarah Lancashire for Yorkshire Tea
DeNiro and Samuel L Jackson for Warburtons fucking bread
Harry fucking Rednapp for anything (that annoying red faced cunt would turn up to the opening of an envelope)
The latest to grind my gears is David hasbeen Beckham, advertising Stella Artois over-priced French piss, like he’s just realised he’s down to his last £800Million.
His hands are covered with tattoos – he looks like a Schizophrenic who’s been writing what the voices in his head say with a Biro on his skin ’cause the men in white coats won’t allow him paper,
What a fucking massive bell end.
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Hi visibility vests..
I have always had a disdain for these items.
Just today I have seen a group of six nursery children wearing them on a beach. Why? They haven’t had to cross any roads, the beach is not packed with people, so a risk of wandering off.
More health and safety..
I have had to wear these pointless items for far too many years..
I’m not working outside with plant vehicles whizzing around or on train tracks.
I’m on the third floor of a well lit office block.
What visibility do I need?
People mainly use their eyes in those situations.
I understand steel toe caped boots and hard hats, they save you from injuries.
These things make your back sweat in summer and are forever getting snagged on things.
Didn’t help this fellow much.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c98qx1vq4gzo.amp
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Medical Practitioners Tribunal Service.
Here’s a fucking doozy. And here’s the link headline to go with it … >
Doctor not struck off by panel over ‘one-off’ rape.
The link will tell you all the rest. The tribuneral service were brought in to hopefully put an end to this guys being a doctor, get him struck off and such, but they concluded (quote) …
…. stating that Dr Foy-Yamah had not “abused his position of trust as a doctor” because the victim was not a patient, and noted a series of glowing testimonials from colleagues.
Oh, .. that’s OK, then. Silly me for getting annoyed about it.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ce989vygkz7o
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Russell Brand.
Russell has been charged with rape😮
He’s always been a bit of a saucy monkey,
But maybe hes innocent?
Three of the charges against him happened in Westminster.
And Westminster has the biggest concentration of sex offenders in Europe.
Could of been anyone off the front benches?
That aside he likes yoga.
Yoga , crystals , new age bullshit and conspiracy bollocks.
Which makes me think he’s guilty .
If a man does yoga he’s severed the social contract of what’s suitable behaviour for a man.
Lots of people despise him for telling elderly Manuel from Fawlty Towers he’d fucked his granddaughter over the phone in.
Pretty low right?
He’s clearly a bit puddled, but is he a rapist?
You decide!!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0457d02e9go
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In addition to Pauls excellent post, I would like to cunt wankers on roundabouts who are mentally unable and cannot be arsed to get in the right fucking lane and stay in it.
The other day I was going around a roundabout, some fucking wanker decides he/it/her wants the lane I am in. Two flashes on the indicator and in.
WTAF? You are supposed to have space to manoeuvre you bell end. Lot of anchor action and er indoors giving the finger to the twat.
It’s about time the porkers got busy patrolling the roads.
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Suggested link …
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yBc_J6Emac
🛣️
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Cheers Sam
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Virtue signalling ( or covering your arse)
This excellent comment from Norfolk Cnt.
April 4, 2025
A little O/T (but relevant to the state of this once-fair Land). Was perusing on my way home some nibbles to accompany a delicious beverage later. Amongst the KP nuts, crisps and other assorted tucker, I found a self-congratulatory packet of lentil chips virtuously announcing it was palm oil free, trans fats (surely transphobic that) and fucking HALAL COMPLIANT. 🤬🤬🤬 This wasn’t to reassure the native Brit that their food was free from barbaric, zero-animal-welfare-standards, ritualistic practices originating in 7th fuck kno where. It was to appease the ever growing curse of a belligerent, alien, hostile species in its aim to take over Europe that they can impose their ways right to down a sodding supermarket aisle amongst my favourite snacks. In East Anglia!!!
Well, inspired by this, I took a look at the snack tray, something I leave accessible to my family, who I love dearly but go through my cupboards and nick all the good shit!
The snack tray distracts them, and the leave my Godiva chocs alone.
Proper sweet’n’salty popcorn. Vegan. ✅
Sun Bites sour cream, vegetarian. Packet made with 50% recycled plastic.
✅
Crunchie, Partnering with Fairtrade Foundation.✅
Picnic. 100% Sustainably Sourced Cocoa. ✅
I could go on, but I think you get the idea, but what I personally, really, actually want to know is, who the fuck reads a wrapper when you’ve got the munchies?
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https://risk-monger.com/2019/02/11/naturopathy-and-virtue-signalling/
A very interesting link, Admin
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Seconded / thirded 👍
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2 Tier justice of a sort.
‘Woman guilty of abortion clinic safe zone breach’
And what did this terrible woman do?
Support terrorists and chant antisemitism?
Bring cities to a standstill, wreck artworks, deface buildings, stop motorways to ‘just stop oil?
Carry weapons?
Call for the death of a teacher who dared try to give Muzzie kids an open mind?
No what she did was:
”The anti-abortion campaigner held a sign saying “Here to talk, if you want” outside a clinic in Bournemouth.”
She also prays silently. The evil cow.
Whatever your views on abortion surely this hardly rates as criminal behaviour. Or is it because it offends the woke?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gr30z4lnlo
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