Euro 2020 (well, 2021 really but what’s in a number?)


For some unfathomable reason the delayed Euro 2020 soccer tournament is being held in the middle of a pandemic, touring the matches through 11 capitals to ensure that England is punished for Brexit by killing off as many people as possible when they all come streaming in to the country for the finals at Wembley.

If you’re one of the brain dead morons that’s dying for your footie ( literally? ), then this page is for you. Fill yer fucking boots here instead of polluting the main site with your drivel!

691 thoughts on “Euro 2020 (well, 2021 really but what’s in a number?)”

  1. Remember how the England team of old celebrated? Getting bladdered in the dentists chair, with Gazza and Tony Adams leading the revelry?

    Now? They play in the pool with inflatable rainbow (cough) unicorns. No joke.
    As the great Sgt Major Shut Up would say, ‘Never in all my life, have I seen such a display of blatant poofery!’

    Get ’em done, Denmark! They are cunts!

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/57723414

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    • “Remember how the England team of old celebrated? Getting bladdered in the dentists chair, with Gazza and Tony Adams leading the revelry?”

      Probably why they never won fuck all, Norman.

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      • True enough, TBRILW. I know Ron Atkinson’s Man United never won the league because they were a few piss artists in the team. Robbo could handle it. But Whiteside, Big Paul McGrath and others couldn’t and their game suffered. A great cup side over six games, but they got pissed too much and too many times to be a top class league team and this pissed of the non-drinking pros like Jesper Olsen and Frank Stapleton. They even fucked up that 10 point lead in 86.

      • Nothing against Big Ron, but as an 80s fan of Man U they were pretty fucking shite. It wasn’t until Strachan, Robson and Pallister arrived when they got themselves together.

      • The first thing that Fergie did at Man U was get rid of the boozebags who got themselves into a right shambles during the week, not just on saturday nights. It was the 80s! LOADSA MONEY!!!

      • Garrincha of Brazil, the greatest dribbler of all time, was an alcoholic and won two World Cups (1958, 1962). Dead at 49 in 1983. Someone stole his remains from his grave in 2017. Brazil is a crazy place!

    • Fag and a pasty at half time.

      Imagine that squirt Sterling on a night out with Malcolm Allison, ha, ha, ha.

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      • A LOT of footballers secretly and not-so-secretly smoke. Fags, weed, bowls. Cruyff was a chain-smoker off the pitch and look at how fast he was. He had to get a heart operation, mind you.

        Fags aren’t that bad if done in moderation like alcohol, it’s the SMELL that bothers people more than anything. You can smoke fags and be healthy, just don’t over do it. Smoking 20 a day is nuts, never mind 80 like the Brazilian legend, Socrates.

        Photos of current players who smoke: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jMhmdFUydY

        Man, the Germans used to get injected with speed from the 1930s to the 1980s.

      • The King – Denis Law – loved his cigarettes. Same goes for the last true Man United maverick, Dimitar Berbatov.

        That 83 to 85 side had some great moments. Arnold Muhren was a master, and a young Mark Hughes and Paul McGrath were great.Then there was Jesper Olsen, Remi Moses, and the great Ray ‘Butch’ Wilkins (RIP).

    • Now I definitely want these cunts to lose.

      What a fucking embarrassment. Geoff Hurst and Bobby Moore would’ve been down the Dog n Duck having a few pints of mild and chugging on woodbines until closing during ‘down time’.

      This lot? Gay inflatable unicorns. I’m wondering if the inflatables are so the dark key players don’t drown if they jump in the pool?

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  2. So who do you reckon will win the skivers or the divers? I think Spain will bore them to death to penalties.

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  3. Great game, Italy deserved to win. Can’t see them losing the final.

    Not sure if it will be against England. Denmark won’t lay down or shit the bed. It will be a battle like this was.

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    • Her Name is Rio just said he reckons England will cruise it in the final against Italy. Calm down, dear. Denmark are going to be as jazzed as England are and won’t be a walk over, never mind Italy who are a sex machine on steroids. England are just good-ish.

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      • And Roberto Mancini knows all about the England players – strengths and weaknesses – from his time at Man City.

        Surely he will tell his boys that if they kick the shit out of Pound Sterling, he will cry to the referee, but he will also vanish from the game, the soft little cunt. And that Rashford couldn’t score in Hamburg with ten grand up his arse.

        There’s a neighbour of mine of Italian heritage who is wearing her Azzurri shirt. I always tell her that I cheer for Italia. Mainly because she is as fit as fuck.

    • Kinda want Denmark to win as they haven’t done shit since euro 92 and they deserve it. Either one I want to beat Italy but they’re fucking brilliant in pace.

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      • England haven’t done shit since 66 😅

        As much as it pains me I can’t support anyone but the knee benders now. I know we’ll never here the last of it if these woke virtue signalling wankers get any further, but still 🤫

      • I just don’t want to hear 3 lions ever again in my life. And foden/grealish are benched a fucking-gen. least mings isn’t on.

      • Oh a result for Wokegate tonight and that’s all we’ll ever hear 😢 Forever and ever and ever and ever……… 😱

      • Fuck my old boots guvnor, Badsmell and Skinflint are sitting at the front mouthing the 3 lions words and counting the royalty cash as we speak 🙄👎👎👎👎

      • Of course they are they’ve been living off the royalties for 25 years.

    • I’ve always said he is and that, as a Liverpool supporter, is the highest complement I can pay him!
      His comments are fair and as an ex United player, I’m pleased with his lack of bias with his old club.

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      • I always feel he is willing to share genuine insights rather than bandy cliches.

      • I would like the cunt stark naked with a good set of antlers fixed to his head running through some New England woodland the day bow hunting season begins. Look fucking great on the lounge wall, cunt.

    • Corden’s blatantly staged ‘passionate’ speech about the European Super League made me sick enough. Like he was some sort of hardcore fan/man of the people. Now this vast human slug is all over Wokegate’s boys. Wonder how many games the fat fuck went to in his younger days? None, I bet. Fat cunt.

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    • Fuck off DCI!

      Plenty of people feel cheated by the NHS, but because of the English stiff upper lip they take one for the team!

      Show some similar good grace, you scoundrel

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      • No, as an Englishman, I’d rather win fairly and squarely, to keep my Stiff Upper Lip intact😉 We shouldn’t be cheating like Johnny Crapaud and the rest of that ilk.

      • Fairly and squarely indeed!

        I have evidence of you fainting whilst watching a St John’s ambulance training video of how to remove a splinter from a junior badge whittling scout!

        Please confirm or deny this?

      • Go careful, DCI, it seems a “fuck off” to another cunter is now frowned upon 😅

      • ??? Fuck off!!! I wish I could get our call volume down as easilly as that cheating cunt goes down!!

      • He’s right DCI. We had a couple of stronger calls turned down before that. We did deserve a penalty but not for that particular incident.

      • Absolutely. I thought Albert ‘Steptoe’ Kane’s penalty appeal was the stronger one.

    • Same here, Herman.

      If England win against Italy, they will bring Chicken Floyd George, BLM, and all that LGBT crap into it, when it has fuck all to do with football.

      So they can count me out.

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      • Just glad this site exists where like minded fans exist Norman.

        Why the fuck did they have to fucking pursue the fucking kneeling shit.

        I’ve been struggling with the game for a long while but this has sickened me.
        It’s overshadowed the entire tournament for me – I feel that strongly and disagree that strongly.

        Game stolen from us by absolute cunts.

      • Then you will obviously stop supporting Manchester United Norman? Or be outed as a complete fucking hypocrite?

        We don’t slag off other cunters here with inflammatory remarks. You know that. Yellow card. – NA

      • Bit harsh that mate.

        I don’t think Norman has ever hidden his contempt for the modern day Manchester United team or the modern game in general.

      • And stop editing your warnings, NA when others see that you are making a fool of yourself

        Earlier you told DCI to “fuck off”. Yeah, I’d call that inflammatory. Our site, our rules and I’ll make any judgement call I like. If you want to be banned, just say the word. – NA

      • Both the DCI and I have told each other to fuck off on many a good-natured time! We are not woke pussies that can’t take a bit of banter! I have no intention of saying the “word” as you would suspiciously wish but if you have an ulterior motive to ban me then just do it 😉

        This has has been screenshot of course and will be forwarded to, Guy as he has always seemed levelheaded so I can’t believe this is you, “Na”

      • I never took offence, NA, as I don’t believe it was meant in mallice. I, personally, find posters that make sweeping generalisations about people/subjects they obviously know nothing about, offensive and inflammatory, rather than ‘Terrace’ badinage. But we all have our pecadilloes.

        Hey, don’t let me tell you how to run this august site, though as without Admins this oasis of sanity wouldn’t exist, and I’d be on my way (further) to losing mine.

      • By the way, screenshot and reported via the contact form, “Na”. I am not sure which new admin you are but the site would be better off without you overreacting and getting the wrong end of the stick!

      • Fucking Hell…reporting Admin to Admin ? How do you see this one panning out for you , TBRILW ?

      • I neither know nor care, DF. Thanks for your concern though 😉

        I wasn’t going to chip in, but I feel I should. We help run this place for everyone here not just for you. The way you flippantly talked back to NA last night was a fucking joke. After last week’s talking to I’d have thought you’d learned something, but you clearly haven’t. I’m watching you. – DA

      • I am also worried and annoyed that this whole England thing will make everyone forget about the recent European Super League skullduggery. If Wokegate’s mob win it, every bugger will quickly forget how their clubs stabbed supporters in the back and sold them out. Even my lot are doing it. ‘But…. But… Joel Glazer came to talk to us to make amends!’ Yeah, after being a cunt for 15 years and only because Old Trafford nearly caught fire. Manchester United FC now exists in name only, and I wouldn’t give the current team – or the Glazers – the froth off my piss.

      • I’m late I know but grow up cfc. You’re a middle aged man so bloody well act like one and stop picking schoolyard fights.

        He might not be doing that for quite some time – DA

    • Italian win!!!!!! Fuck off you cunt, knee or no knee i would take a win over the wops any day of the fucking week. I get what everyone is saying but to want the I ties to win is a cunt of an act and im not even fucking English!!!!

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      • I don’t want to see my so called countrymen kneeling for a race baiting anti white organisation.
        As I have said repeatedly – I am a lifelong fan and I am fucking pissed off with this insidious crap infiltrating every aspect of everyday fucking life.

        Come Sunday I’m hoping Italy win.
        If that makes me a cunt then good.

      • Everyone is mate but Italy!!!!! fucking Italy!!!!!! The game is ruined, we all know that, but fucking Italy!!!!!

      • I can’t do it, HJ. As much as they deserve to lose for knee taking I now want them to win 😢

        And yes, I know about the woke backlash that we will never hear the end of, but still 😩

    • Good point, well made.
      Robson was the best England manager, bar none.
      There is a documentary somewhere about the great man’s life; maybe on YouTube, but Lineker features in it, so almost unbearable to watch.
      But Robson shines in the film, a total gent.

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      • Man United wanted Sir Bobby Robson to succeed Dave Sexton in 1981. He decided to stay at Portman Road, but I think he’d have done a great job at Old Trafford.

        When one thinks of the clowns who have had the England job since 1990 (too many to mention), the Robson years seem like a lost and golden era.

  16. It’s a disaster! If we win it’s endless Premier League wokiness…middle class pricks mithering on about football is about black lives matter, supporting the poor gays and trannies, welcome football loving refugees, save the fucking planet by playing green football or summink, fight childhood obesity and relieve the pressure on the NHS blah blah fucking woof woof. Linekunt will be in his element, smirking all over the TV in that smarmy way only he can manage. I don’t want to even think about about the slimeball Wokegate.
    On the other hand if we lose some Italians will get bashed, some Italian restaurants will have their windows put in while the coppers stand around like cunts. The England flag will be a symbol of racism, white supremacy and far right extremism. No doubt Brexit will get a mention in there somewhere.
    Football ain’t about football anymore and hasn’t been for years if we are honest. The money men stole it from us and we ain’t ever getting it back.

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    • A bloody good summation of top level football in England today. Good on yer FF. The magic went years ago…

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  19. Somewhat ironic, to have the moralising prick Sterling show himself to be a cheating cunt to ‘win’ the vital penalty.

    As much as I try, I can’t get behind the cunts.

    George Floyd shite
    Telling us it’s not for BLM and we need educating.
    Some even doing black power salutes
    Rainbow gayness shite
    No dentist chair tomfoolery, but inflatable rainbow unicorns (a bit gay innit?) in the swimming pool.
    Wokegate being a woke prick
    The TV coverage looking like it’s beamed from Nigeria with a few Greenham Common lezzas thrown in.
    And Raheem Sterling still moaning that honkies aren’t doing enough.

    Fuck them.

    Forza Italia! (although they might take the knee in the final – they did it when Belgium asked them to join them in doing it).

    All my life I’ve wanted England to break their duck since ’66, but I’ll wait a bit longer for a team that isn’t full of fucking cunts, thank you very much.

    If they win, it will be woke overdrive time. Sterling and Kane will probably get married and play as trannies.

    There’s some players on the pitch they look like they’re bumming. They are now, it’s poor.

    Fuck off.

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  20. Why all the fuss over the ‘penalty’?

    It’s just the modern game isn’t it?

    Bit of contact, attacking player goes down like a cheap whore.

    Ref made the descison as he saw it. The Video official could have overturned it. But didn’t. Get over it.

    I’m not supporting the knee taking cucks anymore, but I do recall many dodgy decisions going against England over the years, staring with the greasy fat dago wop punching it past Shilton (who should have just clattered the diminutive prick) and that Lampard? ‘Goal’ that was not given despite being metres over the goal line.

    That is all goodnight and fuck off.

    Ps that Karen Careny thing on Radio5 Dead is a slaggy mouthed gobby cow who sounds as thick as mince.

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    • Totally agree. I don’t watch the Premiershit for that reason, ALL footballers these days are fucking pussies and diving is the norm. Theres kids in my sons U13’s team that fucking fall all over the place when they play, cos they watch these cunts do it. The way of the game today unfortunately.

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  21. An old mate of mine came up with a pearl yesterday.

    He said, ‘England are like the ex-wife, who constantly let you down, and now is offering you a blow job.’

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  22. For all the fucking crap, I still want us to do it on Sunday. Because it’s England. Yes the political crap won’t be good but still… I cannot root against my country.

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  23. Apparently Boris is under pressure by the Chamber of Commerce to grant the country a “special bank holiday” should England beat the Italians on Sunday!

    How the fuck is that going to work at such short notice? And who will have to go into work regardless? And who pays for the lack of activity or service? And what happens if the England wimminz team win a World Cup or UEFA cup? do we ask for a bank holiday for them too?

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    • Some people believe that the 12th July should be a bank holiday anyway because of King Athelstan’s cementing of power in 927.

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      • Wanting time off all the time is a national disease. It is an inevitable consequence of and ever growing public sector. Lazy cunts.

  24. If England win the thing, even if it does nothing else for football, I hope it puts paid to all this ‘Pep’ sweeperkeeper double pivot false 9 nu-footie bollocks.

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    • The papers are full of pictures of the type of ‘fan’ the FA now want, easily manipulated, clueless Gen Z bell ends, mostly wimminz too.

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    • Nu footy language needs cunting.

      Transitions (losing/winning possession of the ball)
      Overloads (outnumbered, usually on a breakaway).
      XG (Expected goals. What a load of bollocks)
      High press/medium press (marking up a bit more the closer they get to your goal)
      False 9 (Means no striker in the team- Either Messi is in your team and you don’t need a normal striker or your team are defensive cunts)
      Tactical foul (a foul)

      All bollocks. The wimminz commentators and nu neckbeard libtard fans love it though.

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      • Bastards.
        Bring back “Roy of the Rovers”, Meat Pies, cup of tea, rattles and local lads playing for their local team.
        😢

      • The nu-footie term that grates on me the most…
        Assists. I remember when they used to be called crosses.

        And when they drool over a player who runs around like a chicken with no head and chases the ball so much because their first touch is so bad (a la Tevez). The modern knobheads love cunts like that, they call it ‘a good work rate’. I recall Berbatov getting stick because he didn’t ‘run around’ enough. He didn’t have to. His first touch was immaculate and he had skill to spare. Dimitar was the last of the mavericks, like Bowles, Worthington, Currie, Marsh and Bestie. The modern game and all its convoluted bollocks has no room for mavericks and characters any more.

      • Yes Norman, few mavericks left in the game now. Ibrahimovic is one that comes to mind, 40 and still playing regularly in Serie A. I can see him going until he’s 45. Shame he got injured before the tournament as he would have been one of a few players worth watching.

  25. SUDDENLY EVERYONE’S A FOOTBALL FAN!!
    Here we go. Last week the St George’s flag was a symbol of racism, white supremacy and “the extreme right.” Now it signifies the unity of a diversified society. Every middle class prick can’t wait to give you their views on “three at the back”…..”the false no 9”……”playing in the hole” …….”tracking back” ……”dropping off” and other bollocks they’ve read in the sports pages of the Guardian. Even Uri fucking Geller is making a comeback!
    It’s Italia 90 all over again. Just fuck off you arseholes.

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  27. Southgate has told the England squad to ‘drive tolerance and inclusion’ the day before the final.

    And here’s me thinking he’d be telling them how to beat Italy….😒
    What a crawling slithering servile snivelling custard coloured woke cunt he really is.

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    • I feel conned to be honest. Since I can remember (World Cup ’82), I have been desperate for England to win a major competition. Rented and sneaked a mate’s colour portable into my bedroom for world cup 86 (games on very late UK time and my mum wouldn’t let me stay up to watch them on school nights – so hid a telly in a wardrobe). Wept when Chris Waddle blasted over the bar in ‘Italia 90’.

      Now the team is a bunch of anti white woke pricks they’re obviously going to win the cunt. I have absolutely no doubt this team of cunts will do it now I don’t want them to.

      Anyone noticed how Sterling cups his ears to the crowd as in ‘Oh you’re cheering me now then?”

      The chippy fucker just can’t help himself, can he? And still, we have many cheering them on.

      I feel like a 40 year old virgin must feel, after chasing any old bit of skirt and getting nowhere, when suddenly, Miss World and a few page 3 birds say they’re gagging for your cock – but they’ve all got the Aids, the clap and have just murdered your entire family.

      They’re going to win it, no doubt about it, sadly.

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      • Everything Sterling does annoys the fuck out of me.
        From the mincing to the diving.
        The pin up boy for a truly rotten new era, basically because he’s a chippy Jamaican and not white nor English for that matter.
        Hope Chiellini snaps the little cunt.

    • “What a crawling slithering servile snivelling custard coloured woke cunt he really is”

      Top drawer sir!!!!

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      • Yeah you can imagine the team talk. Nothing about tactics or how to sustain your stamina . No all of them there in the dressing room in a huge big hug (the physio, doctor joining in for inclusivity) and Southgate steos up ‘after 3…live together in perfect harmony side by side on the piano, keyboard, oh Lord…’

      • “Remember team, no punching lockers and screaming ‘C’mon lads!’ it’s triggering. Jazz hands boys, girls and gender neutrals – jazz hands. Let’s do this for the gays and all the non whites who make this country great. Whites like me are a disgrace and must do all we can to make ourselves become detested, even by ourselves. No shouting…let’s do this for the brave oppressed Raheem and the bummers.”

  28. The BBC might not make tomorrow’s final. They may be exhausted from constantly licking Sterling’s arse. The article below is a piece of propaganda that makes Goebbels and Riefenstahl look like amateurs. The way these cunts go on, you’d think Sterling had got England to the final single handed, and that he was a black second coming. Whether England win or not, this little cunt is now undroppable and a woke God/sacred cow for life. Fuck that.

    Oh, of course, the Beeb don’t mention Saint Raheem taking hippy crack and stabbing Liverpool FC in the back and taking the oil money from the Gorton Globetrotters. Cunt.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/extra/4zN9dbtAvd/raheem-sterling

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/extra/4zN9dbtAvd/raheem-sterling

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    • That’ll be the old ‘far-right’, Norman, rearing their ugly heads and not these new plastic woke England fans who wouldn’t know Alan Ball from Bobby Ball.

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  30. Plastic fans, fuck ’em. At least if there was some fighting we would know the cunts have a pulse. A few Italian Ultras would be enough to have the post covid, politically correct wankers shit themselves

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