We all agree that it’s a bit of a cunt – even more so because it’s clogging up the site.
In future you can fill her boots here and if you post anywhere else then guess what? Yep, it’s binned.
…. is a cunt
We all agree that it’s a bit of a cunt – even more so because it’s clogging up the site.
In future you can fill her boots here and if you post anywhere else then guess what? Yep, it’s binned.
A special cunting for Covid 19.
This little fucker from the most humble beginnings in a shitty little wet market in Wuhan has, in the space of just over 2 months, brought the world to its knees.
It’s just a virus from the same family as the common cold and if we believe the scientists it is very minor/mild in 80% of cases.
It isn’t a mass killer with a death rate of 50% or even 10%, the current thinking is around 1% which could be even less if the true figure of those infected but not confirmed is significantly higher than confirmed cases.
Economies are being stretched, business are sure to go to the wall and there will be more to come.
There is one saving grace which will make young Greta happy, flights being drastically reduced with travel bans all over the world.
This innocent little bug doesn’t know what an effect it’s having, it doesn’t know it’s a cunt but it is.
Covid 19 could be a contender for Cunt of the year!!
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It really is a cunt of all cunts, so I thank the powers that be of IsAC for this page so we can all have a bloody good moan.
Today in the Cunty household has quote frankly been the day from hell. My Mum was in tears this evening after watching Boris’s press conference where he kindly stated that families would ‘continue to lose loved ones before their time’ (thanks very much BoJo) and she announced that in our home, that would be HER.
So basically, she is upset.
I’m upset that she is upset.
Dad is unperturbed about it all and just downed his six cans of Carling tonight as per.
My sister came ’round, says she thinks it is all a pile of overreaction bollocks, but then again nothing ever gives her the shits. A nuclear bomb could drop and she would say ‘it’s not all that bad’.
That is the status of the Cunty household. What’s more, my toilet macerator has gone tits up, the drain outside is blocked so I had to stop doing the fucking washing today/couldn’t run the fucking dishwasher and the useless cunts who were supposed to come clear it didn’t turn up. Apart from that, things are going swimmingly here in the House of Cunty. (at this rate, ‘swimmingly’ quite literally if those fucking drains don’t clear)
So now my Mum has decided to isolate herself. Yours truly is up at the crack to go and get shit from Poundland for her. Oh, the joys. (if she is hoping that Poundland sell hazmat suits, I speculate that she’ll be out of luck)
I do hope my fellow cunters are fairing well though…….what a cunt this fuckarse virus is.
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We did say a few weeks ago didn’t we NurseC, that some people were taking this too lightly. Until people, Boris included, look at the virus not from the selfish angle of whether they’ll catch it but more how can I not spread it, then I think it will be around for some time.
I hope your mum overcomes her anxiety. I’m sure you’ll do everything you can to reassure her.
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Yes indeed, Bertie. It is really going to take everyone doing their part here to try to squash this bastard thing.
Thanks Bertie. I’m trying to keep her calm and do as much as I can to keep her healthy and protected. Everyone’s really in the same boat here.
All the very best to you and yours.
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I am getting a tad concerned for being round the deluded (or is that me) who think that this outbreak isn’t part of a planned experiment to make the whole planet paranoid.
oooh and sorry but is there any real proof as to any actual names of victims deaths in the UK.
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I’m starting to worry, not about the virus, but the economic repercussions. I’ve been a homeowner for only a fucking month, and have ploughed every penny I have into it, and now my job looks extremely dodgy, so I might lose it all. Thanks to some dirty Chinese cunts eating tortured wildlife and pets. The World Health Organization has been moaning that people are being racist in blaming the Chinese for the outbreak. Go fuck yourselves, you useless cunts.
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I truly hope things work out ok for you, GJ. I totally sympathise with your concerns.
I couldn’t agree more with you about those Chinese cunts. They have been living like filth for years with their vile eating habits and slapdash attitude to hygiene. I bet the only time their fucking street markets have seen a health and safety inspector is when one has been served up in a fucking sandwich, along with all of the other muck they stuff down their pieholes. I would not put it past them to have progressed on to fucking cannibalism, as they have just about covered every other fucking scoffable species.
I’m fuming about it. Putting all of us at risk now thanks to their gung ho fuckery. Racist? It is not racist to state a fucking fact about a country. I couldn’t give a shite about the colour of the fuckers.
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I encourage everyone to be as racist as possible in fighting this virus.
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Happy to oblige MNC. The filthy, degęnerate, oriental cunts.
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Its the future…..
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This worldometer site is quite good:
https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/
and for stats on the mortality rate and how calculations are flawed:
https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/coronavirus-death-rate/
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Excellent site that’s well worth a look to put the panic into context…
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I have been following it for a couple of weeks, I am surprised Russia is so low, wonder what’s happening there.
Vodka is the antidote?
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I’d like to know how the rest of the world will sanction fucking China for inflicting this shit on the rest of us. FFS don’t tell me they’re going to get a free pass.
If any good comes of this, it’ll be the wake up call that China is not to be trusted on any level for anything whatsoever. It’s about time the RoW turned on this bloody commie dictatorship regime. Bastards!
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Oven. A big one.
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Serious questions
-If I buy a life insurance policy and a funeral plan now, and I currently have neither, will they pay out in the event of my death, which might be as early as April or May 2020? How do I prove I didn’t have C-19 at the policy start date if nobody will test me unless I’m severely ill in which case I probably have it?
-Will house prices drop like the FTSE?
-Given the low number of beds and ventilators, does the Chief Medical Officer intend to give up on the elderly, like Italy has, and consign them to an untreatable ‘burial group’? Has that decision already been made?
-What exactly is a bed blocker and how will the NHS deal with them? Don’t people in hospital beds need them? Why they in them then??
– Can the government start building some pre-fab hospitals like the Chinese did in a week?
– How many have to die before the border is shut?
– Will the retail banks collapse?
Daft questions
– Should the PM bring a load of Chinese over here to build that 5g radiation network?
-Covid-19 is zoonotic and passes between animals and humans so if I get it, I might give it to my dogs. Might I give it to the protected bats living in my attic? The bats are less than 2 metres away from my bedroom.
-If only 85k of my money is protected in a bank collapse, should I take all my money out of the bank now and put it in a safety deposit box or under my mattress or even in my attic full of bats, surely no burglar would enter that hell hole?
– As a smoker and a tad over 50, what are my chances of survival donning an Ebola suit, a 3m 6000 series full face mask, gloves and boots for going out? I’m quite happy to decontaminate myself and wash all the stuff I was wearing on my return home. Why can’t everyone do this?
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And was asking what exactly a bed blocker is and how the NHS is going to deal with them? Surely a person in a hospital bed is there for a good reason!
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Unfortunately, a lot of patients who are bed blocking do not need to be in hospital. They are usually elderly and stranded in hospital as they are not able to return home due to safety concerns or just needing some assistance from now on with their health needs, so they are waiting for a place in a nursing home to come up. They end up being in a kind of no-man’s land, which is horrendous. It is quite a disgrace, Cuntologist and has been this way since I was a bloody student.
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Fifth richest economy in the world leaves elderly people stranded like dogs waiting to be rehomed. Bloody awful.
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Yeah, it is shameful, Cuntologist. So sad to see as well, as a lot of these elderly folk have dementia and not a relative in sight. Horrendous situation.
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Just to reassure Cuntologist, there is no evidence that pets can get or give Covid-19. They do get other strains of Coronavirus, but this one, as yet, no.
This article explains all: https://metro.co.uk/2020/03/12/can-pet-give-coronavirus-dog-cat-covid-19-questions-answered-12389237/
I was worried about my cat, Del Boy, so I looked this up myself!
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Thanks Nurse 🙂 Didn’t that school teacher’s kitten die in Wuhan? (Source: Daily Mail not a doctor.)
Kind of hoping I could get rid of the bats upstairs. One came down the chimney a while back and I ran away!
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Yeah, I read about that poor little kitten too and that is certainly a strange thing. I don’t know if it was purely coincidental and the kitten had underlying illness……it is a worry, none the less.
Bats down the chimney? YIKES!
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……Didn’t that school teacher’s kitten die in Wuhan? (Source: Daily Mail)…….
It’s hard to survive being put in a chop-suey 🙂
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Bats! You really are in trouble Cuntologist!
Recent breaking news has put the origin of the virus not in China but on Humberside.
The source has been put down to a bat out of Hull.
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So no Covid-19 for our pets….. just Chinese Take-aways to worry about then
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There is one major Health Authority which has already told staff that the focus is to be on those under 65. Older people will be left to fend for themselves and no resources will be expended on resuscitation. A somewhat CUNTISH situation to say the least.
depends where you stand in that equation I suppose
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I find it highly coincidental that there is a lab not 300 metres from that seafood market that contains bats for testing purposes.
Last time I checked bats were not sea creatures either.
China’s beneficent government, lying to protect itself? No. Never. Outrageous.
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Russia closed it’s borders to China the moment the virus became known. They’ve had zero deaths. The infections they’ve had have come from Italy. If the world had simply quarantined China on day 1 all this nonsense could’ve been averted. But no that would be racist!
BTW the nations affected by CV should all sue China. It’s no accident this is yet another disease from there. The chinky savages should be held accountable. This will cause a world recession.
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To cap it off, I watched an Australian 60 minutes on this topic. Now the Chinese, as you know, say they have just banned live animal markets but its not just the Chinese who have these markets – they’re all over the place in Asia – Thailand, Indonesia etc.
These markets are full of live and exotic animals from all over the world that would never be in one place together, that are stressed from being caged and are unhygienically handled. So basically these markets are ticking time bombs for creating another one of these viruses.
A tear came to my eye seeing all these creatures in these disgusting places.
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Whats the problem you don’t wanna eat bat soup, snake, dog or civet cat rounds eyes? You are missing out my friend its dericious!
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What is this self isolating thing?
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Its when you get to watch all the content you’ve added to your Netflix My List. Plus the nhs have this to say about it:
https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/coronavirus-covid-19/self-isolation-advice/
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Cheers, C. I’ll give it a read.
I was a bit ‘whatever happens happens’ sort of thing. But I’m a bit worried or worrying about nothing. When at work I notice people coughing. Is it a cough or the cornetto virus?
I’ve served customers seeing them wear rubber gloves.
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I’m an old cunt and I’m in a high-risk group so I’ve been giving this some serious thought. Self-isolating is nothing new for me, I’ve been doing it for years simply because I find the overwhelming majority of people are cunts and I don’t like them anywhere near me. So now I’ve made the decision not to use public transport. I’m either going to use the car or walk, and if that means paying exorbitant car park fees when I go into the town centre then so be it, it’s preferable to dying.
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Just deliberately ‘cough’ while walking around the town centre Alan.
I find this ensures Cunts give you a wide berth 🙂
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I like the picture above Spoons!
Like ww2 mines at sea waiting to get us!
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As soon as this was known about, the .Gov should have at the very least banned all flighs from China or better yet, closed all borders and kept the virus out point blanl. Quite easy when you are an iisland.
But no. that would’ve cost too much and wasn’t worth it,as life is cheap and people are fodder, so nothing was done and the virus ridden hordes merrily sat back in their seats on a 15 hour jet propelled cruise to old Blighty where they swiftly strolled in unchecked and infected the UK with their native filth.
At the very least everyone should be being tested upon arrival via any port (even the cunts in Dinghies, which it’s gone very quet about) It might take hours or days for a result, but so be it. Cunts want to still fly off around the workd and come back in the midst of this, get fucked, get tested and wait as long as it takes to get the result at your own cost, selfish cunts!
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I think this is a solution by the world governments to solve the problem over-population… Release a controlled virus, over-hype it to worry everyone, after a few percent of the world ard dead announce you now have a vaccine. Perfect.
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Also a genius way of resolving the social care emergency and shifting those pesky elderly hospital bed blockers, not to mention relieving the government of £billions in pension payments.
Loadsa money left over to fund rubbish like HS2 and the Boris bridge between Scotland and Northern Ireland, etc.
Minimal risk for feckless MPs and Government ministers who can all self-isolate with zero loss of pay and can afford private health care if necessary.
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Ah, welcome to the think tank. Annoyingly, whether its true or not, we will never know. But I guess I’ve now started a conspiracy theory.
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Your right there Ruff one!
Boris will already be rubbing his hands with hand wash and glee at the thought of the amount saved with the State pension. Well, you’re not getting mine you fuckers!
I’ve already told Mrs B that when I’m gone, just prop me up in my armchair and carry on claiming.
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Good afternoon Mr Blunt.
Catherine Creampuff here. Please keep it under your hat, but Ruff Tuff has been dead for yonks. I’m raking in his state pension and winter fuel allowance. 👍 🙂
Ruff was moidered by a fellow cunter by the name of MingeJuiceBottler who, for legal reasons, I am not at liberty to name. He spiked Ruff’s dope cakes with novichok and stole his identity…..
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I’m sorry to hear that Catherine but it begs the question ‘who the fuck have I been speaking to on this site?’
Perhaps it’s been your good self? If so, do you think it’s worthwhile meeting up for a coffee sometime. We need to discuss how we can formalise the handing down of Creampuff Manor whilst I still have my faculties and still free from this dreadful virus.
I hope to meet you soon Cathy – if I might be so bold as to call you this.
Your faithful servant,
Right Hon. Bertrand Blunt.
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Take no notice of her Bertie. She’s strung out on absinthe again.
Rumours of my demise are as scurrilous as the lie recently posted suggesting I am a fanatical devotee of the Jewish religion.
My sincerest apologies to you and cunters everywhere of every race, colour and creed for any alarm caused by my good lady wife.
PS: Never heard of this MingeJuiceBottler cove who she says has been posting in my stead. Obviously a figment of Lady C’s drug addled Swiss cheese like mind. 😡
Now, where did I leave that horse whip…
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Psst… Bertrand!
Meet me round the back of the Rose & Crown in the gents at 10.45pm. I promise you won’t regret it. 😜
Cathy xx
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Wow! Cathy, can you wear some black stockings for me?
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No leader has stood up and said, “Fuck you China, you massive cunts!”
Pretty much every outbreak in recent years has come out of China. I’m tired of lefites saying it’s ‘wayciss’ to criticise the Chinese over this. Well fuck that. I’m sick of them (and the hand wringing libtards) saying ‘It’s just their culture’ when it comes to eating habits and food storage/preparation.
I would like at least one leader to stand and demand that these fuckers stop eating bats and pangolins, for example. It’s your culture to rub a wombats arsehole on your chin to improve your beard growth? Fuck off with that shit, you mad twats!
Give it 5 years and the fuckers will be spreading another deadly virus due to some twat wanting to eat a raw anteater’s bellend for good luck or whatever.
Fuck you and your culture, if you spread global fucking pandemics and then jump on planes to spread your diseases as the coughing inevitably starts.
Fuck off.
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Western culture is better than china minus the far left/feminists/tranny promoters/open border nutters,etc.
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Methinks China and Iran conspired to create it on purpose. Not sure about the Italian connection though.
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Collateral Damage….
…. not a high ‘efnick’ immigrant population, so they don’t give a flying f**k
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The only good thing about this virus was Trump’s speech, which consisted of him saying what a genius he is, how he knows everything about virology and how all the scientists were amazed at how he knew so much. Not bashing him here, I’m glad he won over Clinton, but that little speech was fucking hilarious.
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I’ve just seen a video of an elderly Chinese chap fucking a chicken.
If that’s their attitude then no wonder they keep making all these flying germs.
What a set of cunts.
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Rude good health to my fellow cunters!
Keep at it and fuck them all.
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Load of overblown bollocks. People, especially old ones die. It’s just the fucking flu. Sars, Mars, bird flu, swine flu, bse literally dropped like flies from those didn’t we?
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As far as I’m concerned it’s…
“Que sera, sera
Whatever will be, will be
The future’s not ours to see
Que sera, sera
What will be, will be”
Obviously I’m not booking up to go on a tour of the picturesque city of Wuhan for my holidays,but neither do I plan to alter my day-to-day life.
Fair enough others may have more or better reasons than me to worry,and I genuinely hope that their precautions pay off. I just suspect that most people are probably going to be exposed at some point and all we are doing is delaying the inevitable. This Country cannot take the draconian measures that China (who I believe probably created the virus which subsequently accidentally “escaped” from their research Lab. in Wuhan) has taken to lock-down cities and suspend peoples’ human-rights in order to contain the virus.
“The die is cast”.
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Frightening times for all, but nothing new. I was reading that the 2009 swine flu outbreak (I barely remember it) is now thought to be responsible for 200,000 deaths globally.
It’s a sobering time for humanity, we are by nature wan arrogant species but now we face our own mortality as a planet. I sincerely hope none of us are are touched by this epidemic, my daughter just began her first job as a qualified nurse. Humbled by a tiny organism that shows no preference or prejudice.
Our society is always one disaster away from destruction, I don’t think this will be the disaster that gets us though.
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It all shows how vulnerable our economy is to the slightest shock. It just shows there is no room in society who have made a profession out of being parasites. We can’t afford to keep you…
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Please make sure that all your bats, rats, cats, dogs, and pangolins are thoroughly deep fried before consumption.
Now Wash Your Hands.
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So typical of the World Health Organization to focus on racism rather than the barbarous practices of animal cruelty and appalling hygiene standards in China!
WHO are so desperate not to offend the offenders, but to make them victims of the bigots from the West.
They should focus on health – the clue is in their name for fuck’s sake!
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Even when a disease occurs, caused by asians, creating death and financial hardship worldwide – it’s still white people who are at fault in the eyes of the BAME’s. Funny that. Almost like they are, what’s that word they like to use all the time…?
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The worst thing about the cuntovirus is Sky News’ fucking graphic they have on in the background whenever they’re talking about it (which is pretty much 24/7). The little black dots of disease move, and I keep thinking there’s a fly crawling on my TV screen.
Newscunt ponce cunts.
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Come on you Extinction Rebellion & Vegan protest groups. Where the fuck are you? Why aren’t you all protesting in China given that we’re all about to be wiped out by some man-made virus due to killing animals in the most inhumane way!
You’re quick enough to block streets, jump on the tops of trains and planes; and screech loudly in pubs and restaurants – all in the safety of good old blighty. But now that the shit has hit the fan big time in distant lands, I don’t see you making much of an effort flying over there and doing likewise with your protesting!
Why is that, I wonder?
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FFS it’s a nasty little flu virus. Every year in this country 11,000 people die from seasonal flu so let’s get this fucker into perspective.
20 odd years ago i went to China for a tour and a cruise up the Yangtze. We got on the bought at Wuhan. Even 20 years ago it was an anthill so it won’t have got better in the last couple of decades.
I remember driving from the airport to rhe boat. I was sitting behind the bus driver. How we didn’t kill at least 4 people on the way is a fucking miracle.
We got off in Chongquin. I remember going to the local market. Someone said to me ‘have you been to the poultry section?’ so I asked where that was. He told me to just follow my nose. I’ve never forgotten the stench.
Let’s just say that China has a massive density of people and appalling hygiene standards. Any wonder it spread so dramatically there.
And there’s an old saying :”the Chinese will eat anything with four legs except a table” although if you read the accounts of the massive famine that Mao caused with his great leap forward, they even ate those…
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Anyone who dismisses this virus as a form of flu is well wide of the mark. It’s mortality rate is 20 to 40 times as great. It hasn’t come over here just to replace flu which has gone on holiday obviously. Added to the peak period for flu, the NHS is about to experience pressure which I’ve never seen in my lifetime. If I’m wrong, come back in a months time and tell me I was.
What’s even more frightening is they are talking about bringing students into hospitals to help. If this happens, mankind is finished!
Overheard on a ward . . . . . . . .
Student : I’m sorry sister for causing him all that pain. it won’t happen again.
Sister : FFS Tarquin. I told you to ‘prick his boil.’
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Amidst all the doom and gloom some good news from Londonistan. Suckdick has cancelled the St Patrick’s Day parade! Well we can’t have all those plastic paddies gathered together, not to mention all the poof hangers on who just can’t resist a good mince down the street. Fuck all those cunts.
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Am surprised he hasn’t had any backlash from the Irish for causing great offence etc.
Imagine if he had cancelled Pride or some BAME festival!
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Thought they didn’t cancel football matches as ‘it would cause higher number to gather in pubs’ ?
Cancelling the shamrock parade won’t cause even more Paddies to spend even longer in the pub now, will it ?
If Paddies are forced to stay at home, won’t Semtex make a comeback ? ? That’s lethal to everyone…
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I’m no expert like Donald Trump on this disease but it is worse than flu , is more infectious than flu and can lead to pneumonia and other severe complications.
The mortality rate is maybe 3% to 22% but we have to wait to do the maths over time. This shit is serious! Hopefully it will peak and fuck off but then it is probably here forever and is a big killer of our elderly, the ‘non-productive’ citizens who have indeed been consigned to the untreatable category and will be de-prioritised when push comes to shove.
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As someone who spent quite a few years working on particularly nasty strains of various bugs during my time with the MOD I can assure you this is nothing more than a trivial little obligate intracellular parasite that will cause the average citizen no serious problems.
That is all.
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The bark is worse than the bite
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I’ve got it…anyone wanna pop round for a coffee and a chat? Thought not ya ungrateful cunts.
Go fuck yourselves.
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All that ass licking has finally come home to roost 😁
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I said the other day that he was doomed.
Regards,
Mystic Jack.
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