Coronoviral Shit


We all agree that it’s a bit of a cunt that’s gonna run and run, so by popular request here’s a page where you can fill yer boots about the BBC (Big Bad Coronavirus) and all things related to it.

A real time tracker to see if you are dead or not!

Followed by the official UK Gov tracker.

1,118 thoughts on “Coronoviral Shit

  1. There must be some sort of news blackout on this murderous shit, JR.

    The only news item I could find was some time ago about a care home in Hampshire where 22 old folks died after having the jab (see link somewhere above). It was thought to be a coincidence! Your experiences seem to support sinister cover ups. The high mortality figures of recent weeks may have nothing to do with a natural/seasonal second wave.

    • some sources bandying about say over 600 dead and 10,000 injured worldwide from the jab so far, thats strokes and palsy, Gates of hell must be gutted he was hoping for millions dead by now, guess its a bit of a flop like his ebola plan, although he has just made ebola great again according to mainstream news with a fresh spreading of it in africa so i’m guessing Gates of hell is hoping a double wammy might murder more of us, he’ll continue to up the strength of the flu with fresh outbreaks on a weekly basis, i think Kent covid is his latest trial virus.

  2. A simple story of Everyday Covid Life

    Got a phone call from a mate who sounded very poorly complaining and gasping away that he was unable to breath, I said
    “I know that I can hear, what do you expect me to do about it – phone 999 or 111 or whatever it is.”
    “Oh mate I tried and thet told me there was a four hour best time wait”
    “Best time?”
    “Yeh it cound be longer”
    “With your history?” (Although younger than me he is pretty knackered. Ask if you are morbid enough to want to know).
    “Fuck me. Do I know you that well? Bugger me I am on my way”
    “Wear your mask”
    So I drive on down and find a very sorry gasping sausage. Try the numbers and hype up the symptoms but no go or sympathy from the flat voiced bitch (Take some aspirin). Imagine a beached whale on its back with puke and bubbles frothing out it’s mouth. So I weaken. I know he keeps no cash in his flat.
    “You can drive my new sportscar and use it while I am away. I have put you on the insurance – it was only £20.”
    Raise my eyebrows at that but get him down in the lift. Raise my eyebrows again when I see his motor, not new but good knick, a Vauxhall Tigra, 2.8 hard top convertible top of the range alloys, leather seats full spec but minimal road clearance. Shoe-horned him and meself into the go-faster bucket seats – felt like I was sitting on the ground – and got it going useing me mobile torch to find the controls in the dark. We were masked up officer for health reasons.
    “No need to worry about the gears mate. It starts in second then all you need is fifth. Watch the speed cameras.”
    Bugger me he was right but ride comfort minimal, should have been sitting on a couple of whoopy cushions, felt every road hump, pothole and minor repair.
    “That’s the competion springs. Brilliant road holding”
    “Fuck”
    Got him to the twilight zone of A&E and left him there sharpish (I was not let in) but feeling a little down (but not much) thinking it might be the last time I would see him. Then back for several single malts and a kip.
    In the land of until awoken by me mobile at 2.30am.
    “Hallo mate. Can you come and get me. They’ve kicked me out”
    “( Most expletives deleted) Fuck me where are you? You didn’t go off on one? (He has a very short fuse). Nah nah. They give me three different scans all shit so nothing new there then the consultant tells me I need an operation (I know that) and they should admit me but due to so many Covid cases in the hospital it was not safe for me. If I caught anything It would definitely kill me.
    I am standing in the car park outside A&E, they won’t have me in the hospital for my own safety and it’s started to rain.”
    ” Nice to have a consultant with a good bedside manner. Bugger me If I can manage to run the wipers in the dark I’ll get down there. What are the going to do for you?”
    “They’ll send me a letter”
    So I tanked up on Red Bull (on top of me medication) and motored on down. Picked him up sheltering in a bike shed next to A&E. Massive queue at A&E now standing in the rain. Nothing more conducive than a flood lit hospital car park in the rain at 3am. Which way to the gas chambers? On the way back hit a massive pot hole hidden by the rain and the useless angle of view of such a low motor. Massive jolt up me arse and across me lungs and kidneys. Felt like an Iron Mike special (actually a very nice man out off the ring, mostly. Held back the pain to get us back and then literally fell out of the car hardly able to breath.
    Crawled back home, more single malt and so to bed. Call to Quack Emergency Line, long wait, refused to speak to call handlers and nurses (just take an aspirin) and insisted on a Quack I actually knew. Eventually got a call back – could be lungs bouncing of me ribs or damage to liver or kidneys or a touch of the Princess Di’s with heart jolted out of place.
    “Any black in your poo? What colour is your urine? Any blood in your snot or spit.? You need to have a scan but I would not recommend one with so much Covid in the hospital at the moment. We’ll send you letter.”
    “Should I take some aspirin?”
    “Don’t make me laugh”
    “Only joking. Happy days”
    “Wait for your letter”
    Me Quack is an old cunt I have known for years and past retirement but continuing to work until he can come up with a dodge to prevent a large chunk of his massive pension being trousered by HMG. Really knows his stuff.
    Will update if I live to tell. Oh yes found a lovely fracture dent in the alloy and a fucked side wall. Seriously expensive and he wants me as a witness.

  3. Well I was right about the dim cunts ending up in hmp quarantine island hotels. Reads like an odd mix of dullards with either no idea the quarantine was needed through to others that allowed themselves to be happily diverted to a 2 star travelodge in Edinburg despite coming from Ireland. Nice one Nicola Cranky. On the topic of Nicola did any of you guys know her nick name at school was Sea Weed? For it was then said that not even the sea would take her out.

  4. Those losers in the hotels are hilarious, I would charge them every penny.

    Most of them look like they will be taking a holiday at the local HMP soon anyway.

  5. I went to the doctors today and had the jab. I was told I might have a sore arm tomorrow.
    I’ll let you know how it goes. 🙂

  6. Idiot Boris has just exclaimed “we must learn to live with Covid as we live with the ‘flu'” !!!!
    Well, fuck me – this is surely what the majority of the country has been saying for months (all except the lazy fuckers that want us to pay them for sitting on their asses at home).
    But tell you what – instead of facing up to this self evident fact, let’s shut the country down and well and truly shaft our economy (- the worst is yet to come – for years!!)
    I recently heard a doctor on TV saying that it’s time to realise that this bat flu is not a pandemic, it is endemic. Never a truer word.
    As regards it being deadly, it’s so fuckin’ deadly that you can contract it and not even know you have it! And even if you do contract it, there is a 98%+ likelihood that you will recover.
    Let’s just stop this shit. Now.

  7. Anyone against the jab has something to hide. DNA profile the lot too, find all the rapists, n*nces, terrorists, and murders while they’re at it.

    • It’s everywhere. Project Fear No 27 is in full swing. We will die if lockdown is not extended until 2027 at least. Vaccines are useless against this new strain. Brazilian Cuntvid 19 moves faster than the speed of light through everything except Trusted PPE (special offers now on, while stocks last). Everyone is moved into Tier 8. Wankcock will have an eppy live at five. ARE YOU FUCKERS SCARED YET?

      Can’t believe anyone still believes this fucking cuntery.

    • I will very generously offer my services for this for females up to the age of 22 with certain vital statistics…it’s just what I fell comfortable with.

      No chubsters, fossils or hairy men please.

    • It all sounds a bit sado-masochistic to me like – partial asphyxiation and sodomised with a bastard big cotton bud – bet the sick cunt doing the poking doesn’t even have the common decency to give the poor blighter on the receiving end a reach-around.

  8. Well I don’t know much and happy in my stupid place. My only thoughts are we get the vaccine, we will suffer less symptoms and possibly won’t even know we had it, yet we can still spread the Covid, so how is that stopping the spread of the disease? My other thought is the BAME community are not having the vaccine despite the fact they are more likely to die from the disease. The question they ask is how many BAME people took part in the trial for the vaccine. Precicely the same number that want to have the vaccine dickheads. 6%. Your choice, don’t complain when you and your family die of it cunts

    • Mr Lammy explained the historic reasons why black communities are “suspicious of pharmaceuticals”. He stressed that in the past Black Africans had been experimented on in atrocities which have given rise to a degree of medical scepticism but stressed the importance that people recognise the vaccine is safe.

  9. Der Reich’s protektorat von Italien has sequestered 250 000 doses of the Astra Zeneca vaccine ordered by Oz, saying that they need it more. I’m sure they do. Fuck’em, were to be punished just because we got our shit together last March and both the Wögs and the Reich don’t know their arse from their elbow.
    An equitable solution would be to deport 125 000 Guineas back to Wõgland, there’s plenty of cruise ships sitting idle. Arrividerce Gonzo.

  10. I see Police Scotland decided not to try to break up the Rangers Fans’ celebrations yesterday. Covid, ha, ha, ha.

  11. The turd PM is at it again. “Pupils going back to school could alter the roadmap”. He just can’t help himself can he. Mental illness increasing fivefold and he can’t get his arse and brain in gear AGAIN. I’ve said it all along, the lockdown will last until 2022. Furlough till September, then it’ll be December. They really do think we’re simple cunts.

  12. Not wanting to come across as a conspiracy theory supporter, but am I the only person who is worried that the first people to get the jab were the elderly and vunerable ( whatever that means ), it’s almost as if someone said lets test it on those people who no one will be surprised if they throw a 7.

    • No. I agree. The logical thing to do would be to use the vakzine on younger people first as that would also protect the elderly and vulnerable. The idea that you test a new vakzine (for that is what is going on, testing of new vakzines) on the very weakest in society is highly suspicious. Tales of large numbers of deaths in care homes post vaccine roll out are around but not generally being reported in MSM. I think a scandal will surface once the grip of lockdown has been loosened and people start looking for answers.

  13. No. I agree. The logical thing to do would be to use the vakzine on younger people first as that would also protect the elderly and vulnerable. The idea that you test a new vakzine (for that is what is going on, testing of new vakzines) on the very weakest in society is highly suspicious. Tales of large numbers of deaths in care homes post vaccine roll out are around but not generally being reported in MSM. I think a scandal will surface once the grip of lockdown has been loosened and people start looking for answers.

  14. I wonder how many people have ACTUALLY died from covid…by died from it I don’t mean government lies, exaggeration or bullshit but people who have been averagely healthy, caught covid and snuffed it because of it?

    I know we will probably never know but I would be very interested in knowing the truth.

    I don’t mean people who were in Death’s waiting room anyway or got squished by a bus after a dodgy test or old Fag Ash Lil was about to meet Hades anyway.

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