Umbrellas during summer are a cunt, or rather the cunts that use them. Once only the purview of Oriental ladies that didn’t care to tan. Now colonial women and foppish blokes/transalphabetanønces as well as Africans (they should be used to the Sun) use them.

As a Banana Jock one quite prefers maximum social distance and one wears a hat to keep the judgemental glare of the brutal life giving Sun from incinerating my half ginger self, but on several occasions one has been whacked in the face by the ribs, tynes, prongs?(not sure) of an umbrella by some cunt that doesn’t have an understanding or care of the Nordo-Gallic sense of space or manners (one has ranted several times over chøccøs that neglect to adapt or even use cutlery properly).

Stop it or one shall thrash you with your ungracious and climactically inappropriate device.
#WeneedHIMGeorgeVback.

Nominated by: Shackledragger cunt