Oh, dear! Poor chavy Tulisa is crying into her Martini after being conned by the fake sheikh into thinking she was going to star in a movie with Leonardo Di Caprio. FFS! I wouldn’t watch this talentless bimbo in a porn movie never mind ‘Tit-tanic’
Boo hoo! “I was like a lost puppy” she bleats. More like a stupid cunt.
Nominated by: Dioclese
Tulisa deserves a cunting. As we all know, she’s a talentless little prick who happens to be the cousin of that talentless, UGLY little prick, nappy….sorry….dappy. Anyway, I’m nominating her not because she’s obnoxious, talentless, full of her own importance, etc. I’m nominating her because the cosmetic surgery she had recently makes it look as though she’s had her vagina transplanted to her face.
She was quite pretty before she did this. Now she looks fucking ridiculous. Almost as ugly as her fuckwit cousin. I’ve never understood the appeal of the ‘trout pout’. Well, I can understand it from the surgeons point of view. Nice little earner. But if these had any real friends, those friends would have told them not to do it, because they’d look fucking stupid.
Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw
Tulisa now looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Muddy Mudskipper from The Ren & Stimpy Show…
Nominated by: Norman
