The Beach Boys are cunts…

Well, not all of them… Carl and Dennis Wilson (RIP) obviously can’t be blamed for the latest steaming turd dropped onto the legacy, and I dare say Al Jardine has little to no say whatsoever about these things… But whoever gave the go ahead for that Beach Boys with the Philharmonic Orchestra album wants shooting… I dare say it was that ubercunt Mike Love’s doing, but Brian Wilson should have refused to give any sort of permission to release this shite…

I heard the ‘new orchestral version’ of ‘Good Vibrations’ on the radio, and it is the biggest pile of cheesy, over the top, shit with sugar on wank I have have heard in a long time… All the mystique and allure of the original well and truly shat on….

I am more or less certain this is Love’s doing, because who else would include an ‘orchestral’ version of the curling turd that is ‘Kokomo’ on a Beach Boys compilation of any kind?…. Do Brian’s original works need any sort of tinkering or embellishments? Do they fuck! So, whoever is responsible for this is a cunt of the highest order…

Nominated by Norman