Jonathan King, the King of novelty pop records and paedophilia has, surprisingly, never been cunted here. So it’s time he was cunted and viciously so…

His biggest crime against music was “everyone’s gone to the moon”. Which frankly, I wish he had. Note that this convicted Child molester has been invited to take part in a documentary of the band Genesis. No surprises there then, only the BBC would invite such a nonce to discuss the careers of a bunch of self-indulgent prog rockers.

King was put tn charge of the Brit Awards in the early 90s. People asked King why there were no black or female acts on the bill that year? King replied: “Because I don’t like blacks and I don’t like women.”

We all know what he does like though.. King likes white boys and young arses.

Apart from his noncery, King should be cunted/shot for Una Paloma Blanca alone.

Nominated by: Fred West, Lez and Norman