You’d think it would be hard to cunt anyone who had once stated that they wanted to “make a house record out of the sound of Morrissey being burned to death”.

So why am I cunting him?

Because he has now changed his tune and says: “I like the guy. I think he’s very intelligent and has real good taste in music. There are definitely some people I wouldn’t mind seeing burned to death – I absolutely have a kill list. But not good old Morrissey. I think the world is a much better place with him in it.”

What a fucking cunt.

Nominated by: Fred West