I am absolutely staggered to find that the unutterable cunt Giles Fraser has never been nominated.

Hardly a fucking day goes by without the fatuous moon-faced gurning cunt picking up an appearance fee from the BBC on Radio 4 when they want some cunt to blether, without need of being prompted, mealy-mouthed lefty platitudes to convince us that God votes Labour, Jesus takes the Guardian, UKIP are the spawn of the Devil and The Tories are slaughtering the Firstborn all over again by way of the – wait for it -”cuts”.

Surely no other cunt has ever launched a career with so little talent entirely on the basis that he got sacked for not doing the job he was hired for.

Christ, what a cunt!

Nominated by: Jack Savage