Don’t know what the fuss is about.
The Oscars are an obvious fix designed to promote the actor or director du jour. Nominations are by industry insiders, most of whom haven’t lived in the real world outside of Hollyweird for decades.
Some of the most boring and shit films that have actually won awards should instantly point out that it is a self-congratulatory luvvie fest that isn’t worth our time.
Ignore it. Hopefully it will disappear up it’s own arsehole and leave the rest of us in peace.
Nominated by: Odin’s Balls
Good and relevant cunting. Astonishing that people take the Oscars seriously when you consider that the following have won awards in this shameless festival of vanity and manufactured sentiment:
Nicholas Cage, Braveheart, Gladiator, Dances With Wolves, Angelina Jolie, Sean Connery
I am fairly certain that I will read through the list of winners tomorrow morning and equally certain that I will forget them all by the time I have my second cup of coffee. But it’s only fair that if the BBC gets to have a luvvie and paedo awards festival that Hollywood does too.
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Films died along time ago the golden era of films is dead it died in the mid 90s. The new actors nowadays enrage & piss me off, they aren’t even proper actors they are just no talent bellends I hope Hollywood blows up in fact all of LA could blow up. Celebrity culture is toxic people are brainwashed by these cunts. Celebrity bellends masquerading as save the world moral compasses fucking bloody cunt trumpetters.
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The Oscars, what shite. A multi billion dollar industry giving itself a pat on the back. Acting! How hard can it be? I’m not talking about the learn 500 lines of dialogue and perform on stage in front of an audience type of acting, I’m talking about “movie star acting.” How many fucking jobs do you know, where if you fuck it up, you just do it again. CUT! Tell that to someone who is trying to land a contract to save a business and employees jobs or a nurse or a surgeon. What a superficial load of wank Hollywood is. All these cunts looking deep inside themselves to find their character. It’s just pretend you cunts. Red carpet cunts.
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Films are a propaganda machine it infects and influences kids lives ruins there idea of life. The new tranny movie danish girl is telling boys its alright to cut off your penis and be a flaming poof. Fucking evil satanic cunts
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Whats worse is the cunt who agreed to take that role on.
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The magic of hollywood is to make out what they are doing means something. We know that shite begets more shite so we are immune to the illness that makes sane people worship at the alter of cuntishness.
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I hope they vote for people on the basis of their colour this year, as to not do so would be massively racist.
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Limpers seems to be doing something wrong, so here’s what he sent me :
For the connoisseur orf moving pictures.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwnSa592eOY&oref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DdwnSa592eOY&has_verified=1
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Damn buggering censorship. Just a link to the Porn Oscars otherwise known as the AVN (Adult Video News) Awards. Looks like the damn site is blocking the link as well. Can’t be arsed to do much fiddling with it so any sportsmen looking for an artistic experience should search YouTube themselves. Look for AVN Awards 2014.
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WTF? Now the link is working again.
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Sign in to confirm you age, yes right Youtube, like I am ever going to sign up to anything to do with Google.
Fuck Gmail, Fuck Youtube, Fuck Google+ and fuck their tracking attempts and sub-scripting domains (all of which blocked)
If a website NEEDS any of this to function they don’t get my traffic 🙂
Luckily isacunt has tracking but does not need it enabled to function!
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Um… It might help to remember that the Oscars were started as, and have never veered from being, an internal celebration.
Yeah; read that again.
They’ve been co-opted by media, and by extension, media-watchers…but they’re still an internal celebration. So all the whingeing here and elsewhere is nothing more than- I don’t know, ‘blowhardcuntery’? LOL
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Aint films “media” just asking like ?
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Personally I prefer the kind of films that don’t win or even get nominated for Oscars. Like BAFTA’s, only given to self important “get heavy with a message” ponderous shite wankfests. I want to be entertained, not lectured.
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You cant beat the old classics like “Sink the Bismark”, “Zulu” and the “Battle of Britain”
Guess the EU aint going to fund a remake of those soon though
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Which is the one with nigger the dog? was it the dam busters? i want a remake of that with nigger the dog. Imagine that nowadays.
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Yes Dambusters, seem to think there was a remake made or was though about doing, renamed to “digger” or “dogger”
Think it was that cunt who did Lord of the Rings, so it will be about 5 days long
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Ah yeah that fat cunt peter jackson lol. I only ever saw the first lord of the rings, bored the shit out of me so i never bothered with the sequels or the new ones. That and the fact they’re like 4 hours long like you said urgh. I enjoyed the hobbit book around the time the first film came out though.
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And guess who wrote the screenplay? stephen queen bean fry changed to digger the dog
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I’m all up for a pre-emptive strike on the Krauts if the vote goes the right way on the 23rd, saves all those expensive remakes
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A Battle of Britain remake would be an insulting travesty. The original 1968 film was made by people who in many cases went through the real thing, real Allied and Luftwaffe veterans flew the aircraft and they even had Adolf Galland as a technical advisor. Given the endless effete PC shit that flows from the British film industry nowadays it would have to have overplayed subplots about racism, the class system and gender equality (which the original does actually make some references to but in a subtle fashion rather than bashing the viewer over the head with it) or worse still have an American lead character (Gaaah!). Apart from anything else, none of our current shower of limp wristed, metrosexual, right on actors are in any way fit to fill Robert Shaw’s or Ralph Richardson’s boots. “We’re not easily scared, and we know how hard it is to get an army across the Channel. The last little Corporal who tried came a cropper”
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I watched the Battle of Britain on DVD, bought a whole bunch of war films before the EU bans them as anti EU propaganda. I suppose i will get sent to an “re-education facility” as some point.
I must have missed Susannah York in stockings and suspenders when I watched it at the pictures when I was about 10
I think I would have thought “bugger shooting down Stukers, I’m staying in bed and playing with this”
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It was the first film I ever saw at the pictures, Mum and Dad took me to see it when I was 6 years old. The final dogfight with no sound effects, just the William Walton music, is still one of the most terrifying sequences I’ve ever seen in any war film. That poor cunt with the faulty parachute haunted me for years…
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Bill Wyman is a cunt…
All that totty that threw themselves at The Stones… All those models and actresses and Prime Minister’s wives… Not to mention the (women) groupies… Yet Wyman felt the need to tub a 14 year old girl… I’m not saying Mandy Smith or her bitch of a mother were blameless, but he should have known better… There are just some things a bloke doesn’t (or shouldn’t) do….All those women (real women) and he wasn’t satisfied with that? Of course, people don’t like to mention it these days , but Wyman is a nonce and a dirty old cunt… Because it’s A famous rock star the cops aren’t interested… If Wyman was a radio DJ or TV presenter he’d have been nicked before you could say ‘Owz about that then?’
It’s sickening to know that in Britain even catching nonces is selective….
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Yep bellend nonce behavior but I wouldn’t say the other stones are guiltless . Rockstars are slimy cunts they prey on whoever not all of them but alot of them do. Also the stones sucked after Mick and Bill Left IMO, Bill was also 1 of 2 members(the other being watts) who had the balls to go to Brian Jones funeral Keef and Jagger couldn’t be bothered. He also had the strongest solo album out of all the stones monkey grip (again IMO)
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” If Wyman was a radio DJ or TV presenter he’d have been nicked” Lol Not exactly true John Peel(at least he fessed up tho) , Jimmy saville(probally the worst nonce ever) the list goes on just saying but yes it is selective… usually mostly
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But Peel is seen as ‘cool’ and Savile wasn’t… I’m not saying it’s right, but because of all that punk/indie/music press bollocks Peel is seen as untouchable and nobody mentions his penchant for underage jailbait… Peel (if he were alive) would be like Polanski: with loads of celebrity friends and punk era hacks defending him… But if Peel was an ‘uncool’ DJ, like Dave Lee Travis, he’d nicked if he was still around…
Best Stones solo album? I think it ‘s Keith’s ‘Main Offender…’ Worst? Any Jagger solo album… Utter shite…
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Totally agree. Having read Keith’s autobiography while on holiday, I came home and downloaded all of Keith and Mick’s solo albums.
I’ve deleted all of Mick’s. They’re shite
‘Vintage Winos’ wasn’t Keith’s best.
‘Wicked As It Seems’ is still one of my all time favourite tracks…
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Je suis un paedo?
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The biggest cunt at the Oscars was probably Leonardo DeCaprio, waffling on about Climate Change in front of hundreds of cunts who mostly turned up in private jets, armoured limos and stretch Humvees, himself included.
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How can that fat cock sucking cunt sam smith have got an oscar for best song? Zapp Brannigan can sing better than this cunt. I thought we’d heard the last of this tip-toeing cunt, but now he’s got his fairy fingers on one of these, the cunts not going to go away. The cunt.
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Sam Smith’s song suited the film perfectly, an overrated pile of shite.
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The best film I’ve seen in recent years was called Olympus Has Fallen, why? Because it’s violent, fast, furious and above all ridiculous fun with no overlong soppy moments, no bullshit message.
It’s just an 80’s style, badly acted, loud brash action movie where the plot is basically “these foreign cunts are really bad, lets kill them”
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White House Down was pretty much the same thing. The last film I watched that floated my boat was Kingsman: The Secret Service. It contained everything that was missing from Spectre and even Colin Firth was fun. Who’d have thought THAT was possible?
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The Coen brothers deserve one for making a film even more depressing than this website (compliment folks!).
If you ever think life is a bag of shit chuck in No Country for Old Men, what a bloody downer of a film, but brilliant. Failing that try Calvary, the cinematic equivalent of throwing yourself in front of a high speed train. The trouble is that it wouldn’t work as they cancel most of the services these days. Not long until Xmas and I trust everyone is over their dry January. I never even tried, stupid fucking idea.
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“What a fucking load of old shit”
The Oscars, or as the BBC would have you believe “A major breaking news story” – all day across the BBC News Channel they had reporters, experts and analysis like this fucking event was another 9/11.
“Oh look, some emaciated actress is wearing Prada”.
“That Sam Smith was mincing about because he is gay and won some award for his murdering of a Bond theme tune” – No one gives a fuck if you suck cock or take it up the arse, you are a talent-less cunt, now fuck off!
Just one more reason to justify me canceling my license fee and spending the £140 saving on a subscription to “big dirty anal slags.com”
Fuck the Oscars but certainly fuck the BBC for fawning over this fucking shite like it is actual news
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