Will Carling & Chris Ashton

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Quick double cunting. Now, I could cunt the English Rugby Team, the RFU, and practically any English rugby player who has ever existed every hour of every day, but I choose not to because I understand I am a bitter Welshman.

This cunting involves potato-faced, princess shagger Will Carling and super-cunt Chris Ashton. Ashton who has form as long as my forehead for being a extremely sly, obnoxious cunt has outdone himself by trying to blind a fellow professional by gouging him while throwing him to the floor. He was caught and subsequently banned. Cuntish act given an appropriate cunting by the authorities. This is where Will sticks royal dipped cock in, saying….

He’s worked incredibly hard to get back. When he first appeared, he was outstanding and it would’ve been great to see him back. It’s very sad he won’t be there and I’m sure Eddie Jones will be frustrated.

Very sad??! Very sad that we wont see his irritating face being a cunt on a rugby field for 10 weeks??! Not that the poor fucker might have had to pick up his eyeballs from the pitch then William??

Typical public school boy, bullying, oik hating CUNT.

Nominated by: Cunto O’Macunto

19 thoughts on “Will Carling & Chris Ashton

  1. I quite fancied Carling’s mrs (or probably now his ex-mrs) 20 years ago… I never got why Lady Di went for a ruggerbugger, egg chasing little cunt, who had a face like one of those push in rubber stress reliever doll things… No doubt about it, Carling is a cunt… The other one (Ashton) is a cunt too… And that Jeremy Guscott is a fucking knobend as well…

  2. The 1975 are cunts…

    No, not the actual year, but the band… The latest bunch of middle class knobheads to be proclaimed by the NME wankstains as the next Beatles/Smiths/Floyd etc…. The 1975 are just the usual pretentious retro bollocks… Nothing original about them and a total rip-off of bands from the past… Even the name is trying to be cool retro shite… A bunch of tossers calling themselves after a year none of them were even around for… And of course their singer – that irritating cunt with the horrible hair – has two famous parents (or infamous in his slag of a mother’s case)… Now there’s a surprise, eh? And anyone who says these clowns are from Manchester is talking bollocks… They are knobs from places like Wilmslow and Hale… The 1975 are cunts…

  3. Adam Johnson & Oscar Pistorious…
    The former for being a total knob-head, arrogant, lying little gobshite, shagging schoolgirls while his bird is up the duff. And, quite possibly, he’s an Audi-driver too, although am still trying to verify…

    The latter for being a total knob-head, murderous, arrogant lying little gobshite, and a drama-queen too…

    • Johnson is indeed a cunt… I was at the Man United vs Sunderland game a few weeks ago, and we sang (to Pink Floyd’s ‘Another Brick In The Wall’) ‘Hey, Johnson! Leave those kids alone!’ The ‘saintly’ schoolgirl he tubbed is probably a right little slag and jailbait who specialises in bagging thick as pigshit footballers (she was full of it on social media and bragging to her pals about ‘riding’ a Premier League player)… But, even so, Johnson is a grown man who should know better and it shows where he is at and that he’s a creep as well as a cunt…

      Oscar Preposterous is a murdering cunt and a self pitying twat… Someone should lop his head off and put it in the bin where his legs are…

      • Agreed on Johnson knowing better, stupid cunt, he’s thrown it all away! Agreed on the jailbait little slapper too.

        What i’m not so sure about is the between 5 and 10 year sentence he’s due to get by all reports, for being found guilty of kissing a 15yo girl! Is Johnson a fucking idiot…yes, is he a dirty bastard…yes, should he be getting that sort of sentence, dunno.

        It seems to me the whole process is now designed to try and save face over all the corrupt cunts that shamed themselves recently, police forces, politicians, media and anyone else that turned a blind eye about monumental peado savile’s carry on! Now all I see for the most part when a ‘celebrity’ is involved is institutional PR exercises to try and calm the baying mob aka the Great British public in a better late than never overkill scenario!

        I will add i’m judging this on a case by case basis as some of the ‘celebrities’ that have been nabbed have indeed been dirty savile like peados!

      • Here come the nice lookin’ so cool
        Everyone knows the nice is no fool
        He’ll bring you up and show you around
        You know you got to try to meet the man
        This man’s gonna teach you all he can
        Ha! You don’t need money (Money)
        Here Comes the nice nonce he’s understood but he’ll make you feel so damn good lol https://youtu.be/Mg2xisovwwo

      • Yeah they were – I saw the relaunch at Hammersmith. Marriot was trying to be all trendy punk and spitting all over the stage. They were shite.

        Such a shame to ruin the memories of a great band like that!

      • I couldnt agree more, he deserves some time in Jail but this sentence is severe. I suspect the Judge is protesting way too much.

      • Well if it turns out there is more evidence and he is ‘full or even part time savile paedo’ then stick him in the clink and throw away the key, dirty cunt! However until that evidence turns up and don’t get me wrong it may well do, I think some of these celebrity cases are overkill witch hunts to placate the savile system failures and to appease the general public.

      • Can I also add Greville Janner was a dirty lying paedophile child raping bastard.

      • Grenville janner dirty kike he abused estimated about 50-100 sexual assault cases abusing kids. Judge tells him we can’t punish you because your dementia compassionate grounds pfft, bloody unbelievable. The biggest coverup along with saville. The dirty MPs helped and PLOD covered it UP!. Adam Johnson kisses a girl gets a willing blowjob from another. 5-10 years yep that pretty much sums up the british justice system fucking bollocks.

      • You can…and the point you make typifies the hypocrisy involved in the it’s not what you know it’s who you know UK justice system!

      • Agreed, Norman… admittedly he didn’t abduct the girl from some kindergarten sandpit, but as you rightly say, he should have known better. If he’d waited perhaps ? six months, there might not have been any legal story to it at all… but he remains a cunt, his other half is pregnant, and I suspect him of being an Audi driver. Admittedly, he’s certainly no Jimmy Savile or Rolf Harris.
        Sepp Blatter… now there’s a thought! I wouldn’t mind betting he’s raped a few babies. Wonder if there’s some dirt on him out there…
        And, finally, a link to “Great English Justice”!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kyos-M48B8U Enjoy a spoof of Mr. Justice Cuntley in action…

      • Sick of talking about paedos i’ll say this last point….I bet Johnson wishes he was a fucking ‘political refugee’ illegally living in the UK at this point, instead of looking at 5-10 years he would be looking at a suspended sentence, getting priority housing and a full benefits assessment!…..Land of hope and gloryyyyyyyyy!!!

  4. yeah spot on, Cunto O’Macunto ….

    However.. you have negated the right to cunt anyone by, through your own unapologetic admission, revealing that you are Welsh.

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