The Welsh [3]

Welsh-Cakes

As an expat living abroad I just seen the latest Aviva app advert that can apparently reduce your car insurance premium simply by the way you drive. l would ask people here to side with me on this cunting and I would understand why they could possibly ask why as there is a chance to save their hard earned! I’ll tell you why!

The whole family is welsh…

…and I sincerely hope everyone of the yaki darr we want a job for life boring coal mining family cunts die in a collective slow speed minor road accident which also wipes out the next 30 generations of their family tree!

The welsh are bred for complaining about anything not welsh so as Aviva is an English company they are hypocritical cunts for even appearing in the Ad and can fuck off, eat whatever coal is left in their shit mines rather than starve and instead of constant pitiful moaning about them thar fuckin wealthy Brits.

Whatever welsh cunt is left is welcome to die under a slagheap mudslide! Eh, too soon! Nahhhhhh only if you’re welsh!

Nominated by: The Hun

17 thoughts on “The Welsh [3]

  1. Welsh………cunts………all of them……….

    Totally agree. Nothing more needs to be said!!!

  2. Now, being a Welshman myself, I can see where you are coming from, however, there are a small minority of us who actually tried hard in school, applied ourselves towards a meaningful career and do our utmost to live above the vast amount of peasants, who expect handouts for heroin and cheap cider, yet can’t be fucked to work cleaning up the streets of the towns and cities they infest.

    I’m on the fence with this one, I don’t think I am a cunt, yet if I was to walk down the nearest city centre, I could see why people think all Welsh are thick-as-fuck inbred cunts.

    Maybe it has something to do with the English news channels finding the thickest sounding valleys cunt not off his face on mephedrone to interview.

    By the way, Maggie was a right cunt, and English. Maybe it’s all her fault?

  3. The aviva bullshit challenge advert is voiced by that blubbery fat cunt corden

    I am shocked as how someone so irritating and unfunny is so popular

    I loved it when patrick stewart made fatty cry,of course the cunt crowd were acting as if fat tits was getting bullied

    Stay in America lard ass,they have 24 hour buffets!!

    • How can the spunk stain stay in America? He needs to spread the word about how hilarious he is.

      He should have a right cunting, the fat cunt

  4. I don’t even hate welsh completely I hate too many other things but the welsh language is a bad joke the jokes over come on now. You welsh cunts had a good laugh cause speaking gibberish is more coherent. Blerk Flirk Nark Wed Thort Sherfg english translation bellends fuck off with that shite

    • Very true. It is a piss take. Nobody with more than 3 brain cells in the country, speaks the phlegmatic bollocks!!

      Patagonia seems to be the place to brush up on this fucking daft shite.

      Utter waste of time, and road signs.

  5. Theres lovely!
    Heres one about Seb (Lord) Coe
    He turned up at O2 arena minus his official pass. The guy on security advised him that without it he would have to go through the main entrance on the other side of the arena. Coe has a hissy fit and informs said security that he is Lord Coe. Reply, “well it won’t take you long to get round there will it!”
    Cunt!

  6. Weirdest person I ever met was welsh. He told me his wife ran off with a shaolin monk…..what a weird cunt he really was. Corden is a talentless cunt right enough,although for his next show I would love to c him in a head on collision with a 18 wheel truck. Now that would be funny!

  7. I am Welsh and it wasn’t until I moved away that I knew that miserablewelshcunt is actually 3 words.
    See, travel broadens the mind, lookyew.

  8. I had a fantastic time in South Wales, boozed it up n played darts with the locals, got shown a cracking Chinese takeaway. Went to North Wales and it was totally different, frosty atmosphere as soon as they heard my English accent and then all of a sudden from them speaking in English the whole pub’s clientele must of remembered they could speak Welsh so did so, funny business that lot.

    • Same here, kind of.
      Stayed in Cardiff during a brass band competition right next to the rugby stadium. We all got wrecked, threatened the hotel bar staff who was going to shut early, they were decent about it though even though most of the bed linen was awash with vomit come the morning, their fault for keeping the bar open….
      On the other hand go north and it’s like a medieval slingshot round the sun, all calor gas, dodgy electrics and septic tanks. The only fucking English I heard was a sentence in Cymri contains the words ‘five to fucking one’. They were either jabbering on about the time of day or had lost a bet, hope it was the latter.
      It’s the only time I’ve borrowed a bike and wished I was dead, the roads are like quarry paths, shite.

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