Young Earth Creationism

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These fanatical cunts are among the most dishonest cowardly hypocrites you are likely to run into on the web.

They are slowly infiltrating common sense with a view of destroying it. They are sneaky cunts too often to be found loitering around Science forums pretending to post a genuine thread but after a few replies they soon turn it around to some form of intelligent design bollocks. They are pretty much told what they can and can’t argue about on their various websites so as not to look foolish. They are campaigning against Evolution being taught in school science classes.

They are told never to cite proof but use the word ‘evidence’ at every opportunity and last but not least when you corner one of these cunts in debate and they run out of answers they just nonchalantly throw in ‘well god works in mysterious ways’ like a utter cunting get out of jail free card!

Nominated by: Pagliacci

30 thoughts on “Young Earth Creationism

  1. sounds a bit like our cheif exec with their “why cant you sell this at list price?” bollocks whilst parading round in suits they bought from TK max.

  2. An excellent cunting, pagliacci… These cunts are as bad as those scientologist weirdos and those tossers are right up there… I bet these kooks also believe that a young virgin was impregnated by a ghost and that the kid’s granddaddy is the top bollocks of the whole show in heaven… But, come on… Which loony would ever believe nonsense like that?

  3. Emma Tapping is a cunt… This daft bitch shows off all over social media about her expensive 300 presents Xmas haul for her three kids, yet she’s now bleating that she doesn’t want her pictures splashed all over the papers… She has no problem rubbing her lavish spending habits in less fortunate peoples’ faces, but she cries foul when it backfires and she looks like a cunt… Well, you know what they say: a cunt is as a cunt does…

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p03bt242

    • Never heard of her. Just seen the picture from your link and listened to part of the interview, she’s a nutjob Norm.

      5 Live Presenter ‘someone has put the estimate at 300 presents’

      nutjob ‘yeah but they’re not all for my kids, my mother gives me money for xmas and I go and out and buy presents for myself and wrap them up to open xmas day as well’

      Sounds like a bad Mr Bean sketch, I wonder if she looks surprised when she opens one of her presents that she went out and bought then wrapped, I stopped listening at that point!

      I expect her poor kids will have no real value about any of the presents due to sheer quantity alone, still first world problems eh.

    • Classic case of moronic cunts posting stuff online and only expecting it to be seen that those they WANT to see it.

      I sincerely hope a link to that pic and her Facebook account (complete, no doubt, with plenty of identifying information and times/dates when she’ll be out at Christmas parties) has been posted on burglars-r-us.com

      • From the looks of her this is textbook over-compensation for neglecting the kids all year whilst entertaining a constant stream of “uncles”.

  4. It’s amazing how people think that their belief in all things supernatural overrides overwhelming evidence, and there is certainly a vast amount of evidence to back up Evolution and none to back up Creationism (young or old).

    • my girlfriends son locked his bike (a very good quality lock too) to the rotary clothes line in the garden.
      In the morning it was gone! now thats devine intervention if ever there was, no cut lock or anything.
      I recon gabriel nicked it.

    • The thing is from what i’ve encountered on the internet the religious people who immediately crow about what faith they are two minutes into a debate are generally the worst possible examples, lying, quote mining, intellectually dishonest and when you mention that fact they start hurling insults that would make baby jebus cry, yup seems very inspirational that ol religion lark.

      • Exactly, pagliacci.

        My sister is a church-going Christian (all year round, not just for carol services), yet you couldn’t find a more unforgiving, morose and ignorant cunt than her.

      • fuck, I thought you were going to say she was a really good example so they’re not all like that for some reason, oh well i’m sorry to hear that Fred but sadly it seems to be more often the case when it comes to religious types.

        Hypocrisy is at the top of the list, they seem to judge others with an all knowing piousness whilst never reflecting on their own behavior towards anyone else, fucking strange carry on if you ask me.

      • I’ve always found that asking them the question “how did Cain and Abel manage to pro-create when the only available female of the species was their own mother,”? That usually stumps them. !

      • Nice one… Another one is if Mary was a virgin, how did JC get all his brothers and sisters? Was it like Gremlins, just add water?

      • I find that these sort of posers usually get the response of “The Bible isn’t a textbook, it’s a series of allegories”. Apart from the bits they shout at you when you do something they disagree with. I suppose Mary could have had normal sex with Joseph after Jesus was born and his siblings were all younger. Lest’s face it, Joseph must have been feeling pretty sidelined. Also, if they were married, how come she was still a virgin? See, one question leads to so many others.

      • Funny my sister is exactly the same. Been cunts all of their lives, bother god to compesate being one, and continue to do so on the assumption they have a cleansed soul.

        Cunt dosent realise she was not born with one to start with.

    • That reminds me of whatever fucking halfwit here kept repeating the flat earth theory hadn’t been disproven yet as if it actually held some merit, as horrendously backward as creotards are even they cite on their main websites that they don’t believe in flat earth nonsense.

  5. Amazing how non religious people think they are immune from the group think meme. Check out climate change , communism and National Socialism. Daft cunts.Its in our genes to be part of the group and be accepted.

    • What’s more amazing is the inbred scottish mind control gene that means you’re either a catholic or protestant, if it wasn’t for Frankie Boyle the whole world would think you’re cunts…

      Frankie Boyle….Why are we asked to pray after a disaster? Hasn’t god made it clear that he doesn’t give a fuck?

      It’s hardly a good advert for religion if the crux of believing or not is to be part of a group and feel accepted.

  6. I can’t take personal credit for this but:

    The Bible = proof that God exists

    The Quoran = proof Allah exists

    Mr Men book = proof that Mr Tickle exists

  7. If God exists then…

    Jimmy Savile was innocent.
    Barrymore didn’t fist Stuart Lubock in his swimming pool.
    The BBC are impartial.
    Bono is a philanthropist & a decent guy.
    Gabby Logan & Jimmy Carr pay their taxes in full.
    One Direction make good music.
    Man Utd are a good team and finally…
    Susanna Reid is a respected journalist.

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