Madonna [2]

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Madonna the ‘ahem’ singer (as opposed to the mother of Jesus) is a cunt.

This talentless trout has foisted her excruciating voice and minimal charisma on a gullible portion of society for nigh on 35 years. I never got Madonna with her reinventions, pointy brassieres and gapped tooth ugliness. Let’s not forget the lengths she went to acquire children.

I could go on and on, just one last rant. Keep your clothes on and your mouth shut, you skanky old cow.

Nominated by: Mummybear

26 thoughts on “Madonna [2]”

  1. She would have fitted in well in one of our multi-cultural sink estates a few years back.
    Bleached hair, wears a shell suit and has 3 or 4 kids by different fathers.

    • When the horrible old slagwagon finally kicks the bucket, I wonder how many people who actually met her will remember Madonna fondly? I can’t imagine that there will be many… A mate of mine who now works at Manchester Airport used to work at Heathrow, and he told of the time Madonna demanded that an airline let her put her enormous amount of luggage on a plane for free (tight arsed bitch!)… The airport staffed refused and ‘Madge’ threw a whopping tantrum: foul language, screaming and eventually sitting on the floor until she got her way… Apart from her music being absolute shit, there are dog turds that pass off as better human beings than Madonna…

      • I also remember watching her desperately trying to create a ‘Radio Ga Ga’ type moment at Live 8. Now that was a proper CUNTFEST.

      • I remember that too… I also recall her having an eight hour soundcheck (and taking everyone elses’ rehearsal time!), having her arse licked by that scruffy twat, Geldof, receiving lavish goodie bags as ‘payment’ for what was supposed to be a benefit gig, and of course it had to be Madonna who met the African kid who survived famine on the stage (not unlike what Cilla used to at charidee events… When the cameras were there, that is)…. Old Madge is a fucking cunt….

  3. I can only imagine the embarassment her brood suffers. The silly mare borrows her daughters clothes and slobbers over young men, if she lived on a council estate her kids would have been taken into care years ago.

  4. When the whoremistress fell down those stairs I laughed like a fucking drain. Skanky CUNT.

    • That was fucking funny. Watching her walking out like she is the Queen and then getting dragged down the stairs. Stupid cunt.

  5. Seriously why is Madonna still wearing all these costumes showing off her body. At her age with the money she has she should chill out and release a cook book or something. It show you that these cunts still need and crave the attention. The cunts.

  6. I am struggling to keep up with all the Cunts being cunted on here. A while ago it was one every couple of days now its fucking 3 a day. Anyways as we are nearing the end of year shouldn’t we have a Cunt of the year vote or something with the winner going in the Grand Hall of Cunts.

    • That’s a great idea… My money would be on Spivey with Corbyn a close second for cunt of the year…

      • Hard to argue with any of these Norman, but for some reason the Hurricunt Iain Duncan Smith, would be my choice for making so many people miserable cunts this year. Dioclese couldn’t we have a page with a comment from each cunter with their nomination and who ever gets the most likes gets their Cunt in the Grand Hall of Cunts. Ps off on Holiday again? Blimey, I’ll have your Air miles if you don’t collect them. Thinking of going away in the New Year to get a bit a winter sun myself, only problem is without going half way round the world most options are potential ISIS/Terrorist fucking targets. Canary Islands might be ok.

      • Has to be Spivey at number one (he’s the cunt who keeps giving – Lee Rigby, Alton Towers, Shoreham Air Crash, Paris…), followed by a dead heat at number two between Corbyn and IDS.

    • It’s interesting. I still have quite a list and I’m pre-posted up to the new year. But please don’t let that put you off keeping them coming!

      I went to three a day so I could slot in the topical ones. We currently get 150+ comments a day and approaching 3,000 hits so the blog is quite a success. Makes you proud to be a cunt doesn’t it?

      I used to do a cunt of the year award over at my place. I thought about doing it here but I’m off on me travels again in a few days (Eye take note – I’ll send you the Dead Pool list just in case!) so I don’t think I’ll have time to fit it in. Perhaps I’ll see if I can put a page up if I get the time. Watch the menu on the top of the screen

      • Nice to have the topical cunts, keeps up with the cunts who suddenly step into the limelight.

    • Couldn’t agree more, Fred… She reminds me of one of those rubber chickens you used to see in a joke shop… And she also has the worst nipples ever….

      • looooooooooooooooooool I was thinking that about her nipples, looks like something you would sit in on a fairground ride.

      • If a so-called ‘ordinary’ woman near pensionable age kept getting her horrible norks out in public she would be seen as a bit of a loony and be put in some nuthouse…. Yet this old slapper can inflict such horrendous sites on people without fear of men in white coats…

  8. The only reason she adopted (bought) that little brown kid is so that she still has someone to fuck her after the rest of the world has lost interest.

    So, that would be right about now then.

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