Ronnie Pickering

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Wadda cunt.

Does bare knuckle fight challenges from inside his cunt wagon. Goes as red as his cunty cuntröen when insisting he is Ronnie Pickering. He stands out in the Cuntville that is Hull as being an idiot cunt. Has spawned more cunts to perpetuate his cuntishness, son of cunt is offering to let celebrities visit him at chez cunt.

His one and only redeeming quality is that he wants to batter the living breath out of cunts who ride mopeds.

Nominated by: Magnolia paint

50 thoughts on “Ronnie Pickering”

  2. Fred West had him but his nom was not picked up. Consensus growing that Fred should have him. Which means a new pool. Poor old Dioclese was not wrong to state that “they will be dropping like flies”.

    Me noms:

    Muhammed Ali
    Leslie Phillips
    Ken Dodd
    Olivia DeHavilland
    Jerry Lewis

  4. off topic but can chris spivey do us all a favour and keep his fucking views on the Paris shootings and bombings to himself. we know ok? you thinks it a false flag, we get it, we’re all being conned, only you know whats going on. the rest of us are gullible muppetts. thats your view. we’re fucking sick of hearing it ya fuckin moron. fuck off.

  6. I want to nominate Fiona Bruce.

    Not for the reasons you may think, Yes she is BBC, yes she is posh, but that does not make her a cunt!

    I wish to cunt Fiona for the simple fact she is not sitting on my face right now taking a shit and calling me her ‘daddy’.

    Seems a fair reason for cunting her, get your fucking knickers off Fiona, sit on my face and let-rip a ‘Danger to North sea Shipping’ shit right on my noggin .

  7. Is it possible to nominate someone whose name is not known? If so, I’d like to cunt the anonymous busker who rocked up with a piano outside the Parisian concert hall where the shootings took place and sung John Lennon’s ‘Imagine’.

    I always remember the late, great John Peel’s dismissal of the lyrics to ‘Imagine’ as being “the kind of trite nonsense you generally find inside fortune cookies”.

      • You’re right Fred, john lennons solo material is pretty weak stupid songs about peace love and understanding and that silly tart yoko. Imagine was probably inspired from a fortune cookie I wouldn’t doubt it coming from lennon. He wrote tomorrow never knows after ringo said the phrase, its in a interview.

      • Agree on that, TitSlapper… John sold his quality control up shit creak when he hooked up with Yoko… No longer having a creative foil like McCartney to bounce off or to polish up his stuff (like Macca did with his bass playing on ‘I Am The Walrus’ Listen to it without the bass and it’s spineless)… And, worse still, Yoko pretty much dictated everything he did or didn’t do… When Lennon decided Allen Klein (cunt) was to be his manager, Paul asked him why… Lennon replied, ‘Well, he’s the only one that Yoko liked…’

        Did she choose his underpants as well? Fuck me…

      • Lennon was practically mothered by yoko she was also born into money, she had 2 failed marriages before john.
        Yoko also introduced lennon to heroin she was basically his handler. The best thing lennon did in his solo career was the dirty mac(clapton,keef,mitchell), plastic ono band album, and helping to produce harry nilssons pussycat album.
        Aside from that his solo albums were shite if I had to pick 7 favorite songs would be watching the wheels, isolation, scumbag (with zappa), mini-opera (dirty mac),cold turkey ,god save us, and john sinclair.
        Looks like the griefjackers played imagine outside bataclan in paris. Cause thats what people want to hear after those migrant bastards cowardly shot at those poor people. Pray for paris? hashtag how about #sendthemback hashtag.

    • That is possibly the best cunting I have seen on here Fred and the fact it comes fron a self confessed ‘leftie’ is even more impressive. Respect.

      • Who’s a self-confessed leftie? Certainly not me. I had no desire to see Miliband in Downing Street and I’m positively relishing the prospect of seeing Corbyn squirm over his “All Refugees Welcome” policy in light of the fact that one of the terrorists in Paris got into Europe by posing as a refugee…

        The point is, neither the Tories nor Labour address my concerns. There are some policies of both parties I instinctively agree with, but I’m not in any sense politically “tribal” – both left and right are populated with corrupt, careerist cunts and I am sick to death of the whole fucking lot of them. For me, there’s nothing to choose between Diane Abbott or Theresa May, or between Porkboy Cameron and Corbyn who looks like a refugee from the old TV show ‘HOW’ (all he needs is Fred Dineage sitting beside him…). When people say Corbyn has never had a proper job, I agree – but it’s also worth pointing out that Gideon “George” Osborne hasn’t either (unless you count a few months spent folding towels in Selfridges’ bathroom accessories department). None of these cunts occupy the moral or intellectual highground and watching them all squabble as if they do just makes me want to gas the lot of them.

      • He must be a Tower of strength in their hour of need, and he looks like a Cunt.

        He’s a Cunt.

  8. You can’t tell me that Warren Mitchell, Stuart Hall and Jimmy Savile didn’t know each other…….

    • Could that be on the basis of Americas’ operations to engage the traditional foe (Russia) in a hot-war on a playing field far away from their sunny shores? ……

  13. I’d like to nominate God as a right fucking cunt.

    If he’s not promising the Jews that they can nick other people’s countries in return for a bag of foreskins (or some such bollocks) then he’s impregnating 14-year-old virgins without their consent or sending his fuckwitted foot soldiers in to shoot up people having a Friday night pissup in Paris. Incidentally, if the Catholics are right and Mary was ever-virgin, then God must have a really small cock because he couldn’t break her hymen.

    Bring back the Norse gods, Valhalla sounds like my kind of place.

      • Nah, Norwegians are right cunts when they are pissed up. They start acting the cunt like a 13 year old with a can of cider. Mind you, they are pretty much cunts when they are sober too, ignorant as fuck, no sense of personal space and dull as ditch water. Their food is fucking shite too, what kind of cunt takes a nice piece of cod, air dries it, then soaks it in a solution of potassium carbonate for a couple of weeks until it resembles very salty wallpaper paste?

  14. Gabourey Sidibe (drugs + gluttony)
    Michael Caine (booze)
    Harvey Price (murdered)
    Dale Winton (Aids)
    Prince Philip (falls donw stairs)

    • Prince Phillip (colon rupture due to letting a horse fuck him)

      Dale Winton (colon rupture due to Micheal Barrymore fisting his arse in a swimming pool)

      Micheal Caine (colon rupture for being a shit actor)

      The other two, colon ruptures for being cunts I have never heard of!

  15. Can I call for an emergency COBRA ( Cunting Orders, Basic Rules & Arrangements) meeting over whether someone kicking the bucket a la Warren Mitchell whom no one had in the most recent dead pool , should kick off a new spate of nominations. I was of the belief that its only when someone pegs it who has been nominated that new nominations are required. There is a clear need to clarify this as some hysterical old women on this post are nominating right left and centre. You may not see this as a problem but what happens if a new stiff croaks it having been nominated in the midst of this confusion and all hell breaks loose? The SNP are cunts.

  16. Agreed, no point in resetting the dead pool,
    In memory of Alf Garnet (Warren Mitchell)….
    [quote]
    It’s those bloody dumb coons, you see the coon don’t like the cold and damp, they can’t be that bright if they want to leave paradise and come live in England.
    [/quote]

    [quote]
    Adolf knew, he knew to fly up the Thames, turn right at West Ham and he would be at White Heart Lane to get the Jews
    [/quote]

    That’s not verbatim, but close enough 🙂

      • Austin Mitchell thats the MP labour cunt, he’s a bit of a cuckold supporting migrants well all of the labour party are race traitor bellends. He recently said last month he dismissed ukip’s win in grimsby, saying “There is no chance we’ll lose Grimsby, even if we selected a raving alcoholic sex paedophile we wouldn’t lose Grimsby”. Austin Mitchell is a cunt and a bellend.

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