The Corrs

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The Corrs are cunts…

Described by those cunts at the Daily Mirror as ‘making a comeback with a dramatic new look…’ They look the fucking same as they did the last time they were about…

But their real cuntitude is in their ‘music…’ Insipid, watered down bollocks… A dreadful Frankenstein type monster of crappy soft AOR, the sort of shite that is perfect for chick-flick soundtracks and dreadful ‘diddly diddly’ bogtrotter violin bllocks on every fucking track they do… Their ‘cover’ of Fleetwood Mac’s, ‘Dreams’ is one of the biggest and smelliest turds ever committed to vinyl or CD….

They are cunts…

Nominated by: Norman

28 thoughts on “The Corrs”

  1. Hmm, I can’t quite put my finger on it but they do look slightly different to the last time I saw them. A little “me time” in order I think.

  2. The Corrs is utter fucking irish gobshite bullshit , if I want drunken potato music I’ll listen to the chieftains or the pogues but I usually rather not..

  3. Don’t know about anyone else, but her at the front, I’d suck her tits till her head caved in. I’d have a go at the other two as well, but I don’t want to be greedy.

    • I remember some plastic paddy IRA sucking cunt in 1997…. He said to me ‘What do ye tink of de cause?’ My reply was ‘There music is shit, but I would shag their drummer!” How was I to know the bogtrotter was talking about his terrorist heroes? I thought he meant the other Corrs…

  4. I nominate Ebay.

    A friend of mine recently wanted to bid for an item but was not happy that the robbing cunt of a seller was asking 15 fucking quid for postage. Luckily she found another similar item for the same price from a local seller so arranged the purchase to collect. Only this cunt was worse. The fucker failed to mention missing parts till the 11th hour, so my friend told him to fuck himself, quite rightly the cunt. Of course by now she’d missed the first cunt’s sale and there was only one more available from some cunt asking £50 more, so he got fucked off as well.

    I once won a Cocteau Twins CD off there for a quid. The cunt selling must have been miffed ‘cos the tightarsed fuck failed to dispatch the cunt for six fucking weeks. I gave the bastard some right negative feedback, I can fucking tell you.

    What I also hate about these cunts is how 99% of items are now fucking buy it now. The cunts don’t even let you nab a fucking bargain like they used to when it was all bids. And don’t get me started on Pay Cunting Pal, I wouldn’t trust that fucking set up again after the cunts got hacked that time.

    Anyway, Ebay. A market of cunts!

    • Pay pal still have a hundred quid of mine. I won a couple of auctions and paid the cash, but pay pal refused to send the money onto the vendors and pocketed it themselves. When I complained the cunts said that in the small print there is a provision for them to withhold payments and keep the money for 6 months. So after 6 months I asked for the money back but the cunts said they had no records of any such transactions. Robbing cunts!!

    • Ebay are cunts, buying is usually ok, selling can be a financial fucking minefield of ways ebay can hold on to your dosh under a smokescreen of ‘buyer protection’ loopholes!

      I second that emotion/nomination!

    • Quite right, Bill
      In fact. I’m years ahead of you! See this over at my place: http://dioclese.blogspot.co.uk/2013/11/greedebay.html

      I had a major row with eBay/PayPal and closed my account. I sold a piece of jewellery to a cunt in Scotland who despite having exact measurements quoted in the listing said it didn’t fit and claimed it was ‘not as described’. The eCunts refunded her money through PayPal before I even received the bracelet back. We’re talking £100+ here.

      I kept on at eBay for over 6 months and threatened to sue them for negligence (recorded delivery letter) for refunding the money without checking the goods had come back. They threatened to pursue me because, not being stupid, I always empty my PayPal account the minute the money is received. This left a fucking great overdrawn balance on my PayPal account for the refund they’d made that I refused to homour. I also cancelled my PayPal direct debit and told the bank I’d lost my credit card. No way could they get the dosh off me. In the end the bracelet came back and rather than accept my offer to repay the cash less their commission, they wrote the balance off – so I ended up with the goods back and the money. Idiots! But a result…

      At one point I debt collector called me to chase the debt. I refused to confirm who they were talking to unless they told me what it was about. They said they couldn’t discuss it until I confirmed who I was, so I told them to fuck off.

      I now have a new eBay/PayPal account in my wife’s name so they can’t get to me! Always empty your PayPal account immediately and don’t confirm direct debits or credit card details. That fucks ’em.

      • The arseache involved with paying for anything via PayPal just isn’t worth it.

        I refuse to buy from people who insist on payment by PayPal for this reason.

  6. Lara Mason is a massive cunt…

    Lara, 29, originally from Northern Ireland, made a 3ft (91cm) sponge replica of Prince George that won gold in the Cake International competition….

    “Prince George is one of the most famous children and I wanted to do my nod to the Royal Family,” she told BBC NI’s Good Morning Ulster…. If the royal parents would like him, she would be happy to oblige, she said….

    What sort of weirdo makes a life size cake of a royal baby?! You think there’d be an outcry over this (what with all the other crap they get hysterical about!)… The Twitter mob have been offended by worse… Making cakes for kid’s birthdays that look like giraffes, R2-D2 or Spongebob or whatever, fair enough… But a real human being? And a child at that?! And fucking life size?! There is something seriously wrong here… What’s fucking next? A cake of the migrant kid who was found on the beach? or maybe Harper Seven Beckham? For fuck’s sake…

    Also saying it’s her nod to the royal ponces proves she is a total cunt….

  8. The Corrs are behind the times denim clad bland lift music merchants but in Oilund it probably passes for grunge! History shows this lot are only out-cunted by the other famous talentless ear cancer givers the Nolans!

  9. Tufty is a cunt…
    This is the cunt who is in charge of ‘Stretford End Flags’ Official flag and banner suppliers to the hated Glazer scum… Flags and banners by real supporters are banned (in case there are any anti-Glazer protests… Fascist cunts!) so they make out Old Trafford has ‘atmosphere’ by getting this cunt, Tufty to put his tacky crap all over the ground… Tufty (real name Andrew Kilduff) is self appointed, unelected so-called ‘fans representative….’ But he is in actual fact a Glazer stooge who gets paid for putting his tasteless shite all over Old Trafford… The cunt isn’t even a Manc or a proper fan… Tufty is from Runcorn (hence his other nickname, The Runcorn Rat) and he was an Everton fan years ago… This was the shithouse who created the David Moyes ‘Chosen One’ banner… Sure, Moyes was out of his depth, and there’s no hiding place at United (unless you’re Wayne Rooney), but that’s no reason to put a fucking giant target on his (Moyes) back… One of Tufty’s many crimes against true supporters… His latest excercise in bad taste? His tribute to George Best, a decade after his demise… Tufty is disgusting, a Glazer arselicker and a complete cunt…

    • Funny you should say that, mummy bear… I was recently walking down the road near Besses metro station (near the Merc showrooms), and some bloke came up to me… He had the suit, the teeth and the Yankee accent… He looked and sounded proper evangelist telly.. He did all the ‘Hello, Son’ bullshit and he gave me a card… Turns out he was part of a Mormon group and they had tent pitched up on a field near Thatch Leach Lane…. Needless to say I didn’t go anywhere near it and I don’t think they are there now… I hope not anyway…

  11. No you don’t want to get mixed up with the mormons Norman. Apparently you can’t drink tea or coffee and have to wear long johns at all times. Not much of a life is it.

  12. The Corrs are cunts, never understood the love for Andrea, she is quite attractive, but the heroin addiction is a bit much!
    You just know Father O’Reilly has ‘blessed’ all them Corrs with his special ‘Jesus Juice’

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