I would like to Cunt all the has been ‘Celebrity’ Cunts who are living off fame from ages ago. There are so many I aint gonna waste time listing them but its like they have this television circuit they go on (Celebrity Big Brother, Celebrity Masterchef, Safeword) to make money and annoy us by hanging around.
I know a lot of them are skint cunts but please have some pride and either stick to what is was that got you a bit of fame or fuck off instead of trying to stay in the limelight on some shitty show. There are soon gonna be more ‘Celebrities’ than normal people. The Cunts.
Nominated by: Black & White Cunt
Who cares about the celebrities of yesterday , the celebrities of today are even bigger more talentless cunts . Movies and television suck nowadays brutal shite, the only show that has caugh my attention is Game of thrones but its highly overrated the 1st , 2nd season were good but now it’s just dragging on and getting stupid.
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Like The X Files, Friends and Lost, Game Of Thrones will be done to death and will disappear up its own arse…. Great shows don’t need to go on forever (Fawlty Towers, The Young Ones, Life On Mars, Robin Of Sherwood, The Prisoner, Callan, The Equalizer)…
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Agree about Game Of Thrones, I love it but I can see its being dragged out a bit now. Its a shame as money drives these sequels/prequels and new seasons. I think they should do one more season of Game Of Thrones, but they won’t there will probably another 4-6. Star Wars another example and how can they make it look shitter than the originals with all the technology they have now?
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Completely agree about GOT, the first series was great, lots of tits and lots of violence with some decent plot twists and Sean Bean thrown in for good measure. Now its just become a cash cow they will keep on milking until morons stop watching it. The first 2 series of Black Sails were equally good, I hope it doesn’t degenerate into a by the numbers revenue stream like GOT has. It’s an old show business saying, always leave your audience wanting more.
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Yeah really got into Black Sails, being descended from Pirates myself. Some nice pussy on there, the girl that plays Max would definitely get it and also Eleanor Guthrie. Fuck it, I would fuck the one who plays Anne Bonny as well.
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I blame fucking Twitter, you can now be classed a ‘celeb’ if you can get 100,000 followers.
Fucking narcissistic cunts the lot of them, with their ‘oh look at me’ selfies, ‘blatant paid for by advertising’ Tweets
“I really love Coca Cola after a hard day filming” – insert picture of said beverage in Tweet, £500 cheque is in the post!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK ORRRRRRRRFFFFF
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At least the has beens were actually famous for something once upon a time. The modern crop of self centered ego driven fuck wit cunts are famous for fuck all. Who the fuck are the Kardashians for fucks sake? Are people’s lives really so empty and pointless that they seek meaning in celebrity culture? Wake up you fucking morons, get your nose out of Hello magazine and go outside for a bit. You will find a real world out there with real places, people and experiences. In fact, fuck it, the celebs are only trying to make a few bob. Its the daft cunts who lap up the shite placed before them who are the real cunts. Any one who has ever bought Hello! OK! Closer, Now or any other celebrity arse fodder should be rounded up and sent to Syria to have their empty fucking bonces cut off by ISIS. And that is letting the cunts off lightly.
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Yeah thats true, most has beens at least have had some fame and generally back in those days it was not as easy as it is now to be a ‘Celebrity’. Most of these TOWIE, Made in Chelsea, etc cunts are a fucking joke.
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I agree, of the above picture, at least Steve Davis was a legend in snooker (until Hendry came along and beat his records) but the rest of them are a shower of cunts!
I noticed the other day you can get a Kardashian app on your phone via the appstore, WTF is the world coming to, I despair, I really do
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It gets worse… This cunt called Farah Abraham (sounds like a Chinese version of the bloke who sang with the Smurfs!) became a ‘celebrity’ by appearing in the MTV show ‘Teen Mom’
Which basically means the little slapper got up the duff to get on a crappy TV show…. Then the gluebag does a porno DVD: titled ‘Teen Mom XXX’ or something like that….Now this cunt is on the abomination that is Celebrity Big Brother, with a new pair of plastic tits and celebrity status…. We live in a world where slags like Abraham, Kardashian and Katie Price are seen as celebrities… I partly blame Beckham for this modern celebrity famous for nothing culture…. Afterm all, he married that talentless, obnoxious cunt, Posh (except she isn’t!) and with her help, they became a ‘celebrity couple…’ And this (especially her) set the template for the famous for fuck all celebrities we have today… I don’t agree with everything Fergie did, but the old bugger was right to get shut of that little cunt and his media whore of a wife…
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Yeah David and Posh are fucking cunts, David lost my respect when he wore a Sarong. As for Cant sing or Dance ‘Posh’ Spice, she gets paid loads of money to give the same old miserable look at the cameras. Would love to have seen Fergie’s shoe or whatever hit Beckham in the dressing room. I bet David cried.
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Becks played shite against Arsenal and his incompetence led to an Arsenal goal…. Fergie went mad and gave Dave a severe bollocking… Fergie also kicked a boot, it went flying and hit Beckham above the eye…Of course Beckham and his ‘people’ milked this and he went around Manchester with a fucking alice band on (the big girl!) and with a giant ‘X’ shaped plaster on his head (when a small plaster would have done), knowing full well the publicity it would get him… It was around this time he engineerd his move to Real Madrid… United legend, my arse… He’s a fucking media slag and a cunt…
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the thing about those bonkers celeb mags is the celebs in them only talk about what they want you to know or dont mind you knowing, anything that actually might be at all interesting ( but probably not) they keep very much to themselves. its actually fuckin scary thinking about what sort of numbskull buys those brain rotting rags.
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The word Celebrity must mean someone who is celebrated. If I got invited somewhere to ‘Celebrate’ a talentless cunt I would pay some tramp to turn up and shit in the middle of the place, or better still in the Chocolate fountain. Fucking cunts.
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Then the Tramp would probably become a ‘Celebrity’.
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i am the last person to take the piss against anyone with a disability, there but for the grace of God etc etc. but just been watching the BBC news coverage of the Pope in the USA. .their reporter is a blind man. is this sensible? or are the BBC just being too fuckin PC? its similar to the ridiculous over representation of asians on the beeb although that aspect isnt as bad as the idiotic C4 NEWS where if race isnt important to them why are there so many asians and blacks on there? its feckin laughable.
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It’s the black wheelchair guy with the mockney accent who does the travel show that gets on my tits. Ticks all the right boxes for the PC BBC, ethnic “minority”, disabled and with a “regional” accent. Cunts!
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The BBC love to tick the PC boxes,
I’m sure they employ someone who is all of these:
gay
lesbian
homosexual
trans gender
quadriplegic
wheelchair using
Asian
African
Indian
Jewish
Asthmatic
Lactose Intolerant
CUNT
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Very true… A mate of mine was a researcher at both the BBC (when it used to be near Piccadilly Gardens in the 70s) and Granada Television from the 80s onwards… He still has lots of contacts in the TV game (He now works for Sky News) and he has it on good authority that being a ‘heterosexual white male’ is a ‘handicap’ for a BBC job these days…. It’s amazing… That a bloke would have to act like a poof to even get his foot in the door… Fuck that for a game of soldiers…
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Only just got round last night to watching the BBC “tribute” to the late Rik Mayall that I recorded weeks ago, what a shit excuse for wheeling all the has been Comic Strip cunts out to make Rik out to be some kind of “Left Wing Hero”. As I remember he was pretty even handed in his mockery of both The Left (Rik in The Young Ones) and The Right (Alan B’Stard in The New Statesman). The fact that Ade Edmonson declined to take part speaks volumes. Whoever put the tribute together is most definitely a cunt of the highest order but it’s the BBC so take your pick…..
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did i dream this or did a certain blogger propose that Mayall’s death was ‘suspicious’ ?
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