Diversity Role Models

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Suran Dickson, CEO, with a couple of other diverse cunts...

Suran Dickson, founder & CEO, with a couple of diverse cunts…

No, cunts. For the avoidance orf doubt, this is not a modelling agency specialising in woofs, dykes and trannies, it is a Charity!

Well fuck me furrier and bugger me butler! Having benefited from a birth into the liberal social mores orf the landed aristocracy plus a public school education, I fancied meself pretty bullet proof when it came to the sexual predilections orf the vulgi ignobilis (common people cunts). Indeed as a callow youth I was schooled in the corrupt decadences orf pre war Berlin. So let them have their cake and fuck it I say. I am not shocked, no rather like Zola’s Gaston in Gigi I am merely bored. Bored that the flowering orf a few perversions amongst today’s spotty young tossers has been commandeered by the PC Diversity Brigade. Channel 4 documentaries and self serving charities abound me dears in what was once the preserve orf the public khazi and the sleazy room with stained beds rented by the hour.

In place orf a discrete cottage industry with a spot orf furtive wanking in women’s knickers or a pair orf dykes sharing a Coke bottle or some stiffy sporting jasper hobbling to work in a girdle and suspenders under his M&S suit, we now have a grant funded profession me dears with statistics and a whole new language to validate it. We are told that the yoof orf today is gender fluid or gender neutral and surfing on a sea orf non aligned sexuality that spans the gamut orf the gay, the straight and the bi-curious with one in two 18-24 year olds somewhere in the middle. Throw them a lifebelt I hear you say. Certainly but not until they have had the opportunity for a meaningful inner dialogue about their sexuality led by a very highly remunerated trans-co-gender life style facilitator. All this before we delve into the gay Muslim drag queen scene or the Gaysian Community.

In the prophetic words orf The Daily Fail, you could not make this up!

(Oh and do not fail to re-acquaint yourself dear reader with some more old friends orf this blog orf fun pictured therein)

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

127 thoughts on “Diversity Role Models”

  1. Just in:

    Parliament is going to debate the petition you signed – “Stop allowing immigrants into the UK.”.

    https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/106477

    The debate is scheduled for 19 October 2015.

    Once the debate has happened, we’ll email you a video and transcript.

    Thanks,
    The Petitions team
    UK Government and Parliament

  2. Is it sad that I forgot my birthday yesterday/hour ago? , it wasn’t until my mum handed me a envelope that I finally realized fook me its my birthday today hahaha free money

      • I’m not old black white cunt just turned 28 just flew by me and didn’t realize til 8 hours passed .I’ll pass on the pint boaby but thanks for the offer and put valium in Tams pint if you want him to stop too harass the customers. Thanks norm same too you. Do U No Hu Ur Phrenz R? by Ginger Bakers AirForce, 2 downvotes? must be bonham fanboys or don’t possess ears to listen. Song gets quiet at 3:45-54 and picks up with a altosax solo and the chorus verse so it doesn’t end at 3:44, its a infectious song . https://youtu.be/z7G1unx1DS8

    • Happy Birthday, If you can get to Glasgow and The Clansman, the first pint is on Boaby the Barman 🙂
      I apolgise in advance for Tam, he’s a dirty miserable bastard.

  3. I thought this was a cunting of Diversity, that ‘urban’ bunch of criminals who mince about on stage and won that shit talent show?
    They are a bunch of cunts too, especially Ashely Banjo

    http://cdn.bigissue.com/sites/bigissue/files/styles/bigissue_main_half/public/ashley_banjo_1.jpg

    If the first word that enters your head after looking at this picture is anything other than CUNT, then I would go and see your Doctor, you’re obviously showing the first signs of Alzheimer’s!

    • Nope. Cunt was, indeed, the first word that entered my head when I saw that photo. Quickly followed by twat, arsehole, fuckwit, dickhead, pussy and…bell end. They were then followed by ‘Elmer Fudd wants his fucking hat back you thieving cunt’.

  4. I would like to NOMINATE supermarkets and their alleged ‘fresh’ Fruit & Veg.

    Why is it when I fancy a banana I can only ever buy them green and unripe in a bunch these days?
    All the local greengrocers have been squeezed out of the high street by fucking Tesco, Asda, Sainsbuys and the chavvy Aldi and Lidl.

    So I really want a banana, I go to the supermarket and have to buy a bunch of 12 of the green fuckers for £2.

    I then get them home and it really is pot luck when they will ripen, will it be a few days? will it be like usual and take 10 days?
    Who fucking knows, but you can bet your bottom dollar they will all ripen on the same day, so two weeks ago I wanted a banana, now I have to eat 12 of the cunts before they start to rot!

    Fucking CUNTS

    • I’m fortunate that I am about 7 miles from Bury… The market still has excellent fruit and veg stalls outside and it’s worth going just for that and the fish market… Always quality stuff and they’re a bloody sight cheaper than the supermarkets too….

    • It’s fresh food you cunt, not fast food!
      And you can break as many off the bunch as you want. I always buy them in 3s cos’ too much fruit’s not good for you. My idea of 5 a day is 4 pints of strongbow and a lager and tomato juice.
      Just a thought – waht happens if you microwave a banana?

  6. Wogs, charity and Keith Chegwin. Fuckwit scum merchants all of ’em. They’re banging down the walls of Europe to get their migrant feet in dear old Blighty. The price of beer’s gone up and scouseland is still as stinking and rat-infested as ever. Where is paradise to be found? The BBC is ridden with the gay plague and Anfield should be steamrollered. Charity my friends is wankathon, fuchathon or killaniggerthon. Life used to be so good…and then there’s that ugly cow Esther Rantzen…

    • Yeah, Rantzen… The cunt who ignored continuous complaints about Savile… Girls who contacted her ‘wonderful’ Childline about him and were ignored… A copper bottomed cunt…

      Chegwin is a cunt and also a Scouse Bastard… My kid sister went on Cheggers Pays Pop with her school, and she told me he was a right cunt and he stank of booze….

      • Stinking little fuck twat. I remember the drugged-up cunt wit that other shitehawk Noel Edmonds, doing Multi Coloured SwapShop. Talentless vermin, probably groomed by Rolf Harris and Jimmy Savile. Vile celebrity dross who should be electrocuted or be deported to some far-flung Pacific island.

  7. Self-important, self-proclaimed Queen of the Fairies, Elton John has been fooled by two Russian pranksters into thinking Putin had called him to discuss gay rights in Russia. Only a narcissist or a raging egomaniac would ever believe that a cunt like Putin would take the time of day to telephone a fat, talentless little cunt like Elton “Club Singer” John.

    Like Bono, Geldof and Morrissey, Elton John is another music industry has-been who fancies himself as Mother Theresa. Fuck off you bald, cocksucking cunt.

    • ‘Sir’ Elton is indeed a doughnut punching, self important cunt… Why can’t these rock star cunts just be honest? I know he hasn’t made a decent record since 1977, but at least Rod Stewart admitted why he wanted to be a pop star… He basically said to be rich, famous and to fuck loads of birds… Same goes for (even though he is a cunt) Liam Gallagher… Who said he was in it to make loads of money and get out of the shithole where he grew up (and, believe me, Burnage really is a shithole!)… All these other cunts (Bono etc) who say they are in it to make the world a better place are cunts….

    • Queer cunt. Only got knighted after churning out that shite hit at Diana’s funeral. Used to own Watford football club. Probably made all the players take a shower with him after the matches.

    • Tell you what Fred, even I could see that was a wind up the second it hit the news.

      Unfortunately Reg is so full of his own self importance that he actually believed one of the most powerful MEN on the planet would even give the time of day to a fat, balding pillow biter. Let alone want to talk about faggot / dyke / attention seeker’s rights.

      What a cunt!

    • Apparently Putin has invited Elton John for tea and biscuits. If we’re lucky he’ll have some polonium on hand for EJ the cunt. Just read this pre-post and it’s not clear who I’m cunting. Fuck it, they both merit it.

      And while I’m here there’s a lot to be said for multi-cunting.

      2. Cunts who don’t indicate – when I’m walking home with a fucked-up bladder I don’t really want to play chicken – my “Just can’t wait” card versus a ton of metal driven by a potential cunt who doesn’t indicate because he can’t see any fucking cars that would benefit from it. Cunts – I hope you fucking die.

      3. Smoking (NOT in a complimentary way) cunts who drop their dog-ends on the pavements when there’s a perfectly good road 2 fucking yards away – you lazy ignorant, inconsiderate, mother-fucking CUNTS.

      4. Barry Scott again – I can’t fuckin believe it, RT are doubling up his fuckin adverts. Mind you I watched one of them for a new? clit bang (freudian slit) product which cleans out Ubend blockages which reminds me of a previous poster who complained about the size of his/her/its turds – this product may help them.

      5. John Penrose – fuckin lyin CUNT – says AV is PR and he’s Minister for Constitutional Reform, more accurately Minister for Constitutional status quo (not the band, i don’t want you cunts going off on a tangent). Fucking lying bastard – I hpoe he gets invited to tea with EJ and Putin.

      6. Fuck it – so many cunts, so little short-term memory; i’m cunted out for now..

  8. So-called ‘desperate’ migrants and ‘refugees’ throwing rocks at Hungarian border guards and shouting Allah Akbar….. Let’s hops the Hungarian boys start cracking a few heads and give these parasitic greasy bastard cunts what they so richly deserve….

      • The Hungarian plod have teargassed the cunts… Watch the outrage and outcry though… Yet if these rioting muslims were English football fans or even Paris students, nobody would give a fuck… Ever since 9/11 these cunts have been treated with kid gloves all over the world, even when they behave as badly as possible… Fair play to the Hungary cozzers for standing up to the bastards….

      • I was watching this on the Beeb about 3pm. The reporter was yammering on about the Hungarians using tear gas and water cannons (actually high pressure hoses) against the migrants and for about 5 minutes the camera was on a gang of migrants busting up paving stones to chuck at the guards. Mr Beeb said fuck all about this and in the end they had to gong the camera feed. Switched over to Sky and they were exactly the same.
        MSM are biased Cunts.

      • I could probably get the use of a steamroller but it would mean flattening our way through: Netherlands, Germany, Poland, Czech & Slovakia doing masses of damage en route……………………………….Road trip anyone?

  9. I’d say that Jeremy Corbyn, despite being the first lefty to lead Labour for many, many years, proved himself to be a right cunt yesterday by refusing to sing the National Anthem at a Battle of Britain remembrance service.

    • i’m not sure about that. he is a self professed anti-royalist. why would he sing ‘God save the Queen’ ? i actually think it took courage not to be brow beaten into singing a song he despises. it doesnt mean he was dis-respecting our Battle of Britain heroes. but now it seems he has agreed that he will in future sing the national anthem. a bit disappointing really.

      • Exactly – Corbyn can be cunted for a lot of things, but not that. He’s a well known anti-royalist and had also spoken very movingly about the sacrifices made by the armed forces. It’s just the press looking for a stick to beat him with.

        Highly amusing though that the press attacked him first for being a hypocrite because he had to swear an oath of allegiance to the Queen – and then they attacked him as a traitor for not singing the national anthem. I wish Murdoch’s cunts would make their fucking mind up. I bet their reports on Remembrance Day have already been written… everything he does will be wrong, even the handwriting on the card on the wreath.

      • Bollocks. The stupid prick should have been aware what a petulant little twat he’d come across as. It’s like those cunts who go on about being atheist and refuse to sing hymns at funerals. It’s not all about you you wanker. Stop behaving like a fucking teenager. Cunt.

      • Nah, I’m not saying he’s not a cunt – just saying he’s not a cunt for this reason.

        As for coming across like a petulant teenager, yes true – but if he HAD sung, everyone would then say he came across like a spineless hypocrite who had abandoned his principles. Better to be true to yourself than cowering in fear of a kicking from Murdoch’s lackeys.

      • Agreed, whilst Im a bit of a Right wing Cunt I admire people of all persuassions who stick to their principles. What a lad of pish spouted by the Media over Corbyns so called dilemna of whether he should kiss the Queens ring or not. The fuck he should if he doesnt want to. Are they actually saying that you can only enter politics if you agree to maintain the status Quo ?

  10. It’s about time monarchies got cunted.
    I’ve got nothing against Liz and her german brood personally but I’m sure they could be doing something more fulfilling and productive. It’s not monarchies per se but other cunts copying the principle – Noth Korea (KIm Jong Il then Kim Jong Very Ill then Kim Jong Dead (thank you E. J. Thribbs – Private Eye) and the incumbent Kim Jong cunt, Syria, Unites States, various kelptocracies who really push the envelope. I haven’t, yet, heard of Liz dispensing with the services of a footman or Lady in Waiting (who incur her displeasure) via a firing squad of anti-aircraft fire, but at pushing 90 she’s getting to alzheimer age territory so it may happen.
    The hereditary accession to a position of responsibility without any checks for suitability or aptitude is frankly bollox. The UK has a shortage of doctors and maths teachers so why don’t we extend the principle of divine accession to the offspring of our current doctors and maths teachers and save on the 5 or 7 years or whatever it takes to qualify and just bung ’em straight in the hospitals and schools and see what results they achieve.

  11. Jeremy corybyn the disrespectful treacherous cunt.Regardless of his feelings on the sponging monarchy, should be singing our national anthem.

    How would the Americans react to a presidential candidate standing silent during “The Star-Spangled Banner” at a veterans parade?

    This vegetarian, bicycle riding, Marxist cunt could be diversity role model of the year.

    • Not the same thing at all. The American national anthem isn’t a glorification of a German monarch.

      If the British national anthem was ‘Jerusalem’, it wouldn’t be an issue and Corbyn and every other cunt would be singing it. Including all the sportsmen who regularly refuse to sing it.

      Incidentally, I see Corbyn wasn’t the only cunt with his mouth shut – not that you’d know from the way the Tory press cropped the original photo:

      http://www.tiikoni.com/tis/view/?id=5432913

      • And as for the Americans, only ONE candidate sung their national anthem at the most recent CNN hustings – no major fuss about it in the American media (so far).

      • Well said Fred West
        Did you notice that cunty, cunty cunt Fallon (I fuckin’ hate him) was looking straight at the camera with his gob wide open , either telling the camera crew to make sure they got Corbyn in frame – unless he was getting ready to suck J. Edgar Murdoch’s dick, although that wouldn’t have made the front pages. I told the Daily Mail to name and shame the other cunts who weren’t singing and then to have the traitors taken out with drones.
        And cunt Mark Stoner, US state department spokesman, on the migrant situation; simultaneously an arsehole and a mouthpiece (I disremember who I’m plagiarising but if anyone does let me know so I can credit them in the future).

      • Maybe he just can’t sing. My own singing voice is so fucking awful that I think I deserve a Knighthood just for keeping my gob shut at funerals, ceremonies etc. Do have issues with Corbyn but this isn’t one of them….

  12. Half of the England football team don[‘t sing the National Anthem, including Wayne Rooney… Mind you, that’s probably because the pig ignorant Scouse cunt can’t string three words together…

  13. newsflash!
    it seems that jeremy corbyn and diane abbott had an affair!
    apologies for placing that image in your brains.

      • ‘Slap that and ride the ripples, just got to get my gob round her greasy nipples.Flabby arse, sweaty breasts, thirty eight chins, she was a mound of flesh.’

        The Macc Lads – ‘Sweaty Betty’

    • I imagine the whole sordid thing was a joyless affair. Hard lefites are too busy getting worked up about stuff that’s nothing to do with them to ever enjoy themselves. Having said that, it would be amusing if he’d shouted “take it you fat black bitch” whilst fucking her arse. But he probably just mumbled some apology about slavery as he shot his load in his pants before even managing to remove his trousers.

      • Also, the cunt is a teetotaler. Not a recovering alcoholic, a teetotaler. Joyless untrustworthy cunt.

  14. Would anybody else be surprised if Corbyn and Wee Burney Nesbitt-Sturgeon did a deal at some point? Because I wouldn’t….

  16. This cunt Corbyn is the Jeremy Beadle of politics. You know what I mean: just one 5 second glimpse of the cunt and you want to whip him to death with an electric cable. Same applies to that scouse cunt who hasn’t worked for years, claiming that he’s got a phobia about leaving his home. Death by artillery fire would soon sort the lazy cunt out.

  17. Andrew Parker (MI5 arse-wipe) is a cunt. The ‘Tom Parsons’ clone says the UK terror threat level is highest for 30 years.

    Well what do you expect you pig-face retarded cunt when the British Ministry of Peace has death squads on the ground operating in Africa, Europe, Middle East, Far East etc. killing ‘suspects’ (some for as little as a few silly Internet rants), and is dropping cluster bombs / white phosphorus incendiaries / depleted uranium fragmentation bombs on defenseless civilians, and using cowardly drones to undertake terror attacks at random.

    Andrew Parker is a dirty little terrorist cunt (“7/7”).

      • His was one of the ‘Outer Party’ apparatchiks who stank of sweat and looked like a pig (like most of the ugly filth pigs in the public sector do).

        Despite being an obedient and comically malleable party sheep, his rotten kids (members of the ‘Spies and Youth League’) grassed him up to Big Brother, and he got some electric across his temples to erase his thought crimes.

        Back to the real world – I just checked and 48,000 kids in the UK are on massive (prescribed) doses of anti-psychotic drugs (for being childish or asking questions in school). No wonder everybody under 25 years old is a brain-dead mindless vacant empty shell (and a cunt ogling at trivial shit on a phone all day).

  18. May I offer cinema adverts as a cause worth cunting? I went to the pictures this afternoon and due to the misleading timing information provided by the good people at Vue, I had to sit through what seemed to be hours of cunting adverts. As I’m guessing that most people fast forward through adverts at home, I feel very irritated at being forced to sit through these before I could see the film I’d paid to watch. And every advert was fucking wank. Without exception.

      • Only good thing abut long haul flights :
        Terminator 5 – pretty damn good
        Mad Max Fury Road – more of the same old mindless bollocks
        Jupiter Ascending – total bollocks
        Ant Man – much better than expected with the right mix of humour injected for a change
        Tommorowland – bollocks plot but worth watching just to see George Clooney beating the shit out of Hugh Laurie!

  19. I’d like to renominate the Hungarians as NOT being cunts.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/hungary/11873012/Refugee-crisis-Hungary-declares-victory-in-border-strategy-as-migrants-head-to-Croatia-instead.html

    The only reason they have been so strongly criticised is because they have shown up the rest of the “leaders” of the West. A bit of fucking backbone instead of listening to fucktards on social media bleating about “poor ickle babees.” Even the cunting Fail has pictures of crying kids on their website; but when a wider shot is shown, most of the “refugees” are young men. Perhaps they should have stayed in Syria and fought against the Islamic State of Cunts? Do the aforementioned “liberal” fucktards think the Russian lads who fought the Nazi cunts at Stalingrad wanted to be there?

    Malcolm Turnbull is also a cunt.

  20. The Corrs are cunts… Described by those cunts at the Daily Mirror as ‘making a comeback with a dramatic new look…’ They look the fucking same as they did the last time they were about… But their real cuntitude is in their ‘music…’ Insipid, watered down bollocks… A dreadful Frankenstein type monster of crappy soft AOR, the sort of shite that is perfect for chick-flick soundtracks and dreadful ‘diddly diddly’ bogtrotter violin bllocks on every fucking track they do… Their ‘cover’ of Fleetwood Mac’s, ‘Dreams’ is one of the biggest and smelliest turds ever committed to vinyl or CD…. They are cunts…

    • And any bird who loves the sickly Corrs tripe that is ‘Runaway’ and thinks ‘Dreams’ is A Corrs original is also a cunt…

      • I haven’t heard of the corrs but the young lass’s in the band are kinda hot I’m not big into celtic. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/25/TheCorrsDreams.jpg, . Then again I’m not a huge fan of Fleetwood Mac , I love Peter Greens Guitar Playing when they were a great blues band songs like sitting in the rain, albatross, Green Manalishi,Oh well ,and the supernatural. Although his solo albums aren’t that good In the skies was alright but he’s still Blue! haha

  21. Aieeee! T’is the red headed Liverpool witch and her familiar. And it is reported that the bleached haired dyke has had conjugal rites with a turkey baster and has had issue that is oven ready. What unworldly necromancy is this wherein their secret covern doth speak in strange tongues and receiveth pots of tax payers money?

    • Wonder how many Cilla effigies will be ablaze in Britain on November 5th this year? More than people think, I’ll wager… I dare say there’ll be a few Wee Burney Sturgeons on fire too….

  22. Time to re-cunt the repugnant Nicola Sturgeon who is now demanding a second independence referendum unless David Cameron reverses his welfare cuts and halts plans to renew Trident.

    What was that about the previous referendum “settling the issue for a generation” you hypocritical cunt…?

    The people of Scotland are reportedly referring to Sturgeon as a “national treasure” (and regulars on here know that is code for “cunt”). Personally I think national treasures should be treated the same way as any kind of treasure – bury it in a field in Lincolnshire and let Phil Harding dig it up and wank over it in two thousand years time.

    • Wait you don’t want him to reverse the welfare cuts?I ‘d be more worried of 40,000 migrants fucking up the country, Sturgeon may be a cunt but I think Cameron is a horse fucker of a cunt.

      • Just to clarify – the cunting is for going back on her insistence that the matter was “settled for a generation”. And for being Nicola Sturgeon. And for being SNP.

    • We should do all we can to help Sturgeon and her porage wog brood to gain independence. The scots fuckin’ hate us anyway.
      Give them freeeeeeeeedom – the cunts.

      • That “Braveheart” movie was a historically inaccurate cunt, and Mel Gibson is a massive English hating cunt (who hasn’t done a decent film since Lethal Weapon 2)

      • You didn’t like braveheart because it was inaccurate? welcome to hollywood! every film out there is inaccurate in some way or another . I can’t even think of that many that are actually accurate ,you won’t find many even if a film is pro britain I’m sure you’ll many inaccuracies and falsehoods about the movie. This happens alot with every piece of shite that comes out

      • Indeed it does. Hollywood has been rewriting history in Uncle Sam’s favour for decades. “U571” for instance… WHO fucking captured the Enigma machine from the Bosch? The Royal Navy that’s who. “Battle of the Bulge” was made in the 1960’s and had real veterans walking out of cinemas in disgust. “Saving Private Ryan” which gives the impression that only the Yanks actually bothered to turn up for D-Day. And so on……

      • I disagree slightly the mad max series was ace, thunderdome being my favorite 1st mad max being my 2nd favorite and road warrior being my 3rd favorite, I really liked braveheart but yes there was inaccuracies but there was inaccuracies on both sides on the film so it was by no means a pro scottish movie. Although the last few movies he has done are shite by comparison its a shame he didn’t do another mad max because mad max fury road was brutal nonsense more like max is mad feminist road

      • Not seen it but have heard that Max is reduced to a supporting character. One step down for Tom Hardy after spending a whole Batman film talking into a bucket……

      • That batman movie was terrible it was too long ,Tom Hardy is a boring cunt with a bucket face with no humour. Also batman is becoming more of a thought less douche bag after watching it you feel like does gotham really need this cunt?Batman Begins and Dark Knight were alot better in everyway possible. Dark Knight Rises was a piece of shite It was so bad that was the reason that shooter went off and killed a bunch of people.

    • Actually, I think there should be a second a referendum on Scottish independence. Only this time, it should be the English who vote on it. I’m pretty sure that the result would a resounding and unmistakable vote in favour of the Porridge Munchers gaining their independence.

      My version of them gaining independence though, means them not getting a penny more from England and Wales. It would also mean that they hand over all weapons and equipment currently used by Scottish military units. Well, they belong to the Crown, so breaking away from the Union would mean them having to buy their own weapons and equipment. Building of our two new ‘Aircraft’ Carriers would be moved to English shipbuilders. All future orders for ships would be given to English shipbuilders.

      And since the North Sea doesn’t magically stop at the border with England, all Oil rigs in the English part of it would be under English control. As would the revenue. The bagpipe blowers won’t like it, but tough shit. There’s also the small matter of all the money that English and Welsh taxpayers have invested (unwillingly) in North Sea Oil. I would be expecting that investment to be repaid.

      I would build a huge wall from the West coast of England to the East, right on the border. There would be THREE gates. One in the East, one in the centre and one in the West. I would bring in passport controls, and ban them from the using Sterling as their currency.

      The surest sign that Cameron is a useless, arrogant, spineless vagina of a cunt, is that FOUR months after winning the general election, he STILL hasn’t told that mega mouthed, megalomaniac jockess to shut the fuck up. The majority of the SCOTTISH electorate may have given her 56 MP’s but her power ends at the border. She doesn’t have anywhere near the power in Westminster that she thinks has. And this situation has been made worse by Cameron’s silence.

      The one thing I’ve never understood about the dipshit Scottish Nazi Party, is WHY they continue to drone on about independence, when they know full fucking well, that that’s not what they actually want. That fat bell end, Salmond, and Mega Mouth, have both continually spoken of their desire for Scotland to remain in the European Union. If that’s the case, then breaking away from the British Union will not give them independence.

      • I quite agree. “Independence” to the jocks means “we still want your generous handouts och the noo”.

      • Can I remind you along with the Scottish Nationalist Socialists that the ‘Jocks’ dont want ‘independence’ as we voted against it.A fact that seems to always pass the bigots on both sides of the border by.

  23. Not forgetting “Where Eagles Dare” in which Clint Eastwood and Richard Burton (pisshead) wipe out an entire German division with two Sten guns and a mean scowl. Amazingly the Nazis appear to have mastered time travel, as they have a 1950’s helicopter with Luftwaffe markings. Actually one of my favourite movies but too comic-book to be remotely believable. (But has Ingrid Pitt in it,with knockers a-trembling in time with her machine gun!)

  24. Nomination. The Cunt that remakes a classic film…is a Cunt.

    How dare they. They are classics, they’ll always be classics; they may be classically good, they may be classically cheesy or they might even be so classically bad they come out the other side as classically brilliant. Here’s my selection of originals that have been duplicating mincer:

    The Day the Earth Stood Still
    12 Angry Men
    The Flight of the Phoenix
    High Noon
    The Italian Job
    The Day of the Jackal
    The Ladykillers

    And The Railway Children. How could they take the daughter from the original and have her as the mother in the remake? Does that count as incest? “Daddy. My daddy.” One of the best cinematographic moments ever. Add Brief Encounter to the list. kinell! A very sad old Cunt am I.

    I’ll tell you what it is. Some brainless degree in media studies halfwit with access to more dollars than taste decides the original made money, so, with his genius input the remake must make more money. No you funking brain dead cunt the original made money because people liked it. I’m sure you erstwhile Cunters will have exceptions, but this is a Cunting in defence of those that are not here to defend themselves. Fuck me! I’m so sad I can pick up the dialogue no matter where you drop me into the Ladykillers, I love: the characters, post war London scenes, steam engines, the rollicking good script, actors with training and presence, the wacky -could only be British- premise and most of all the gentle violence. One little old lady and five hardened criminals, what could possibly go wrong. The others have had similar sad butchering and it’s just not good enough. Cue Bouncing ball and:

    ♫ We are the boys and girls all known as,
    Minors of the ABC……………..♫

    Just wait for The Madness of George Washington . The Cunts are fucking stupid enough.

    A grumpy old dinosaur of a Cunt I might be, but at least I’m not a:

    Classic film butchering Cunt.

    Now. Slap some bacon an a biscuit and fill your hands you son of a bitch.

  25. Remake of that cheesy old horror classic “The Abominable Dr Phibes” on it’s way from Tim Burton apparently. Bound to be every bit as shit as the wretched hatchet job he made of “Planet of the Apes”.

  26. Ray Winstone’s crappy remake of The Sweeney was horrendous… All those new Superman films were shite too… OK, III and IV from the original series were shite, but these more recent ones have been bollocks… That fat cunt as General Zod instead of Terence Stamp…

    And the American remake of Life On Mars is arguably the worst TV remake in history… Totally dispensing with all the britshness of the original series (the soundtrack, the humour, the girl on the testcard etc) and the reason Sam is where he is (a place between heaven and hell for dead coppers), the bastardised yankeee version has their ‘Sam’ waking up on the fucking planet mars, and Gene Hunt is his father (what happened to Vic Tyler?) and the American Gene’s real name is Major Tom Tyler…. Absolute shit…

    • Took my young lady to see the one where Lois dies. Much sobbing from the women folk then a niggapotomous voice rings out from the back row:

      “Go on Superman give her one before she goes cold bro”.

      D’ya have any idea how far you can snot snork Kia Ora? Rows A through F did.

      • Thinking of cooking up a cunting for Zack Snyder. His Dawn of the Dead remake was pitiful and Man of Steel falls apart more with every viewing. Henry Cavill was great but he’s surrounded by shite. Lois Lane was bland compared to Margot Kidder and Lawrence Fishburne (Perry White) seems to have been paid to just turn up and “be Lawrence Fishburne”. Watchmen and 300 were halfway decent but most hack directors run out of steam and creativity after their first couple of movies. And Marc “Quantum of Solace” Forster is a pretentious artsy cunt too.

      • In case anyone hasn’t already guessed, I fucking HATE Quantum of Bollocks (AKA The Yawn Supremacy, or the Bourne Mediocrity)

      • Modern Bond is indeed shite, Mr. B….
        How can a Scouse dwarf (Daniel Craig) play the legendary James Bond 007? Connery,Moore and even Dalton and Brosnan (to a certain degree) brought something to the character and the role… But all the Scouse gnome does is scowl and duff people up… I think Craig will be ‘let go’ as Bond sooner rather than later…But who will play the iconic spy next?

      • Fucking funny, that… Reminds me of that old joke:

        Superman is flying around Metropolis and he sees Wonder Woman sunbathing naked on top of a building… Superman has always wanted to give her one, so he flys down and screws Wonder Woman in Super time (about three seconds) and he then flys off… Wonder Woman says ‘What the fuck was that?’ The Invisible Man replies, ‘I don’t know.But it fucking hurt!”

      • For all his surface aggression Craig’s Bond comes over as a pouting wimp, failure and loser with “Mommy issues” 007’s swagger has been sacrificed to atone for the supposed sexism and misogyny that outraged an influential minority of “progressive” types over the years (read the books you hippy cunts!) Anthony Horowitz was spot on with his recent misgivings about the direction the films have taken and Craig has wanted to quit from the moment Casino Royale came out but eventually signed up for more because every other film he’s done outside of Bond has sunk without trace. As for his replacement, I would root for Laurence Fox, not that dark and handsome but youthful, energetic and capable of being very funny in the correct deadpan fashion. To quote him in Lewis, “Spare me from armchair Lefties and their cheap disdain”.

      • I’d have said Tom Hardy, but we can’t have a poof playing James Bond… Fox would be a good choice… Somebody suggested Daniel Radcliffe as Bond… I still haven’t stopped laughing since I heard that…

      • The best Bonds we never had were Lewis Collins and Clive Owen.

        I think they should cast an unknown next.

      • It all went down hill when they took away his: Gurney Nutting, Amherst Villiers Supercharged, 4 1/2 litre 1930 battleship-grey convertible Bentley coupé. I have the original paper back some-place safe.

    • The final episode of Life on Mars was fucking genius especially using the clip of Dixon of Dock Green at the end. Dixon originaly appeared in the movie The Blue Lamp in which a young copper George Dixon was murdered at the start of the film. This was the premise of the entire series and tied everything up nicely. How the fuck can this translate to the dumb Yanks !!!!

      • The yankee morons didn’t even bother to see it to the end… Their version has it end with ‘Sam’ ending up on a base on Mars instead of killiing himself and saving Gene and the gang during that train robbery… The Alex Drake part of the series was never done by the yanks, but that’s probably a good thing…

        There is no Nelson in the yank version… The all-important barman/St Peter figure is replaced by some daft hippy chick in a fucking bubble van… And I agree entirely: the yanks would never get something like the Dixon of Dock Green part…

      • Blue Lamp: Coppers with integrity, mow the lawn, sit down Sunday dinner, darts social, police choir, honest gangsters?

        “Don’t worry Ma we’ll get him”.

        Where have we gone wrong inside two generations?

      • Punishment for our disgraceful lack of Post Colonial Guilt, so “progressive” types usually tell us….

      • It was crap… That cunt who played Jesus in that Mel Gibson shite mumbling ‘I am not a number… I am a free man…’ in the most dull and uninspiring yankee accent… None of McGoohan’s firepower and gusto…

  27. Zlatan Ibrahimovic is a cunt… Zlatan Ibrahimovic has hired the main square in his home city of Malmo for fans to watch his Champions League return to the Swedish club…. French champions (and arabs plaything) PSG go to Group E opponents Malmo on 25 November…”I have previously said that the game will be heard all over Malmo. Now I’ve also made sure that all of Malmo will be able to watch the game,” Ibrahimovic, 33, said on Facebook… What ‘Zlatan (as he calls himself, a la Caesar) means is the whole of Malmo will be watching him… This man really is a big headed cunt… So much so, he makes Crisitano Ronaldo seem modest… And he’s a big headed cunt too…

    • Hell’s teeth Norm he deserves Cunting, if for nothing else, for having a name that would break a fekin Scrabble board.

  28. i ‘d like to cunt the Kray twins ( just to be sure they are dead aren’t they? ) evil fucking bastards.

    • They are, but their ‘friends’ are still very much alive and kicking.

      If you know what I mean John.

  29. ooops forgot to mention the new film about the krays, apparently they come out smelling of roses, what is it with these film makers? they were fuckin evil bastards.

      • The Krays are almost canonised by a lot of cockneys…. Especially the celebrity cunt type: like Ray Winstone, Babs Windsor, Shane Richie, Kaffy Burke, and most of those cunts off NeverEnders…. They’re eulogised as ‘proper toffs’ and ‘gents who loved their mum…’ Then there’s the ‘They only killed their own’ bullshit… Meaning they murdered fellow criminals like Cornell and McVitie… Yet they also terrorised shopkeepers, club owners, pub landlords… Innocent people just making an honest living… These gorblimey eel eating West Aiiim supporting cunts making out Ronnie ‘N’ Reggie were Robin Hood type figures and ‘diamond geezers…’ What a load of bollocks…

        Talking of bollocks, that’s what that new film is too… Calling it ‘Legend’ for a fucking start… Then there’s Ronnie as a subhuman bloodthirsty poofter and Reggie as the dapper gent with a wink for the ladies and not really a bad geezer at all…. Truth is they were as bad as each other…. They were at seperate prisons, yet their records for violence against inmates and officers were almost identical…

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