Adrian Chiles, face like a well slapped arse and the presence of a hippo wallowing in the mud. Huge campaign to get him away from commentating on football before he destroyed the game, for me it was getting him off TV full stop before I put a boot through the telly.
AND his face and voice was the reason my Alsatian turned gay, I’m certain…
Nominated by: Lord of the Cunts
Adrian Chiles financial advice as presenter on the BBC shows “Working Lunch” and “The Money Programme” bankrupted thousands of people who believed that advice. His daft opinions and views about football on programmes such as “Match of the Day” turned many away from following football.
Just as he made your Alsatian turn gay, his appearance on TV frightens many children and turns some of them gay as well.
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His financial advice as presenter on the BBC shows “Working Lunch” and “The Money Programme” bankrupted thousands of people who believed that advice. His daft opinions and views about football on programmes such as “Match of the Day” turned many away from following football.
Just as he made your Alsatian turn gay, his appearance on TV frightens many children and turns some of them gay as well.
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Colin Firth is long overdue for a cunting. Every time I’ve been to the cinema recently, the main feature and/or the trailers have featured this talentless cunt with his morose, hangdog face and dead eyes. Firth’s screen presence is the cinematic equivalent of tumbleweed. He has negative charisma – whenever he’s on screen, the screen seems somehow emptier. What’s baffling is how the cunt ever achieved the kind of leading man status he currently enjoys. Personally I blame the female audience who swooned over him as Mr Darcy – although anyone who finds the idea of Firth in a wet shirt the least bit arousing must be the kind of frigid, sex-starved fat bird whose idea of raunch is a guilt-wracked rub to a Michael Bublé video.
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Adrian Chiles is the living embodiment of cuntishness. What a boring, insincere and ugly individual. Children, the elderly and impressionable animals should not be subjected to seeing him on TV. I would go as far as to say that if ISIL offered to decapitate the bastard, I’d hand him over, gift wrapped and with a bag over his head to prevent trauma to the executioner.
Just when Birmingham needed a reason to exist, along comes this non entity, who claims that having a Brummie accent has done him favours. Got news for you matey, its done bugger all for you OR Birmingham).
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I like the way Chiles looks like he is shitting himself: when Roy Keane gives him that “I’ll kill you, you bastard!” look…
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I’d like to put forward Lewis Hamilton for a cunting. Now I’ve not watched F1 much since the days when Michael Schumachers biggest rivals were Damon Hill and Mika Hakinnen and also I’m more of a bike man than a car man, anyway…..
Lewis Hamilton…this man irritates me, moreso than any sportsman I’ve heard of for several reasons.
1) He is a monumental whinger, he is Nigel Mansell MkII, nothing is ever good enough for him and he seems to think the world owes him something.
2) People like to point out that he came from a normal background, now sorry to piss on that parade but the man who has won more races and championships than any other in F1 is the son of a bricklayer and another F1 champion Kimi Raikonnen is the son of a man who drove steamrollers so unless those professions pay a lot more abroad than they do in the UK, Lewis isn’t unique in the “normal” stakes.
3) He moved to Switzerland for “privacy” – now we know he went there to avoid tax and to be fair I don’t blame him, I’d do the same but I’d also just say “I’m moving to a tax haven because I don’t see why the UK government should take 50% of my earnings when they didn’t contribute a penny to my career during the years while rising through the ranks” simple. Also people who value privacy don’t date a woman who was in a pop group known worldwide and continues to be in the public eye to this day.
Lewis you may be an awesome driver but you drive a Mercedes and that(and the above) my friend makes you a womans front bum.
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Doesn’t Hamilton where those diamond stud earrings? Any man who wears diamond ear studs is a complete bellend and a fucking ponce….
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Comedian Stewart Lee said is so succinctly:
Adrian Chiles is like a toby jug full of piss
(Google “Toby Jug” and it will become obvious)
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