Rolex

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The Rolex watch. Worn by luminaries. Visionaries. Champions.

According to the adverts “It doesn’t just tell time.”

Yes, it does you pretentious cunts. And what’s more it’s worn by rich cunts with more money than sense.

Twenty grand for a watch? What the fuck for? I got a fake one from a bloke in Hong Kong for £50. It just tells the time. What more do could you want? Apart from snobby cunts fawning over it, obviously.

Nominated by : Dioclese

5 thoughts on “Rolex

  1. I would like to nominate the baby Jesus. Okay, had a tough start in life. Born in a stable, but at least the cunt got some gold. Thirty years later the ‘exalted one’ is working as a fucking tekton. What happened to all the fucking gelt? And what the fuck happened to Joesph? I bet the cunt fucked off with the fucking money. Cunting Yid- should have been nailed to a piece of wood. Has anyone noticed that baby Jesus looks a bit like Prince George? God bless you Maaaaaaam.

    • Have a care Sir.

      “But I tell you that every careless word that people speak, they shall give an accounting for it in the day of judgment. For by your words you will be justified, and by your words you will be condemned.” (Matthew 12:36-37).

      Spoken by the one for whom you appear to have such unnecessary contempt.

      PS The frankincense was worth a lot more than the gold.

      • But only if you are looking at the stocks of 3BCE. Gold today is doing better. As always I’m looking to long term gain.

  2. Have just received a hot tip from the Lord Gok. Invest in myrrh. The next big thing. So on trend on the club scene and to die for at crucifiction parties darlings.

    • A magic sprite whispereth in my ear: “Woe unto the Tiptonites, they shall wander Aldis in ill matching shell suits and blanket coats. Beans will be 6p and carrier bags will costeth more. The Lord sayeth, bring me your poor and I’ll shall put them on dole and provideth poor council housing. Mightily the lifts shall smell of piss. He also says, put your money in iron nails and wooden crosses in times of insurrection”.

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