Alan Titchmarsh is a daft, old, granny heart-stealing, flower obsessed short-arsed little soft-spoken green fingered twat who has shat all over television for too long.
How he has avoided a cunting I’ll never know. Cunt.
Nominated by : Cunt Discoverer
Only avoided it because we just round to it…
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Tithead is a real cunt, what did that cunt ever do apart from being a cunt? Id like to see the cunt burried in his own cunting garden.
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Titmarsh
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i only found this because i googled..’.how can i tell alan titchmarsh that he is a cunt’
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A fitting tribute to all those who think this site has no purpose…
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I did similar. Great site. You’re a bunch of moaning cunts, but now here I am.
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alan titchmarsh is a prick. guys a grade A bell end
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If you’d like to elaborate, we’d be happy to publish it – although I have to say I sort of agree with your sentiments…
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Supercilious cunt, indeed! Self-righteous retard, yet thinks he knows everything and will often give his misinformed opinions on stuff he knows f’ all about when a TV camera is in front of his boss eyed face. As for being an old granny heart-stealer – Titmarsh IS an old granny. Cunt!
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