The plan for growth that never was

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‘Labour has a Plan for Growth’ boasted Kweer Sponger just 6 months ago.

And what has this plan been? Tax Middle England to death, spunk money on foreigners, doctors, train drivers and net zero bollocks, and then wonder how Rachel from Complaints has managed to put the country into recession.

There never was a plan of course, and here’s the proof. In an act of ultimate desperation they’re turning to a bunch of career civil servants responsible for regulating public utilities to come up with some ideas for economic growth. People whose job it is to stifle growth. Brilliant!

Seriously, have we ever had such a useless, inept, clueless, despairing bunch of idiots running the country?

Sponger and Thieves, the Laurel and Hardy of British politics. That’s another fine mess you’ve gotten us into.

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Nominated by: Geordie Twatt

53 thoughts on “The plan for growth that never was”

  1. We haven’t had a government with our interests at it’s core for 30 or more years.

    The decline of any kind of quality has been rapid and,it seems,permanent.

    This latest bunch of hopeless,oppressive and totally inept Cunts are perhaps the very zenith of fuckwittery.

    I hope they keep at it,”double down” on their endless committees,reviews and disastrous policies…

    It’s the only way real change will come about…perhaps?

    Oven of Gravy Train rabble.

    Good morning.

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    • We’ve NEVER had a government with the interests of the people at its core.

      The prime directive of all government, of all colours, is the continued possession of power by those current in power. Occasionally, that will include enacting laws, etc, that benefit some of the people, some of the time. This is either by accident and not design, or simple corruption.

      That’s it, everything else is fluff.

      Morning Tez, all.

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      • Back in the mists of time So Long, television programmes in the vein of “The Avengers” would have an episode where someone would instruct a mainframe computer to explode and obediently it would blow itself to bits. I’m sure some folks believed that was realistic. Mind you in my time in IT I did have a PSU blow up in my face in spectacular fashion in front of the customer. I’ve also taken the covers off a machine to find pretty little flames licking round the chassis. Ah well, those were the days!

        As for AI is going to save our arses; these little white beads…..

  3. Relax… the grown-ups are back in charge..
    Aren’t they?

    Still helmet head has been to Beijing to sell the chìnkies all our credit card numbers for a cut.
    And apparently she is depressed..
    Mental health card at the ready.

    Is there anyone in the labour cabinet that has ever run a business or even had a real job?

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    • I dare say her imminent removal from office is the reason for the depression. She is probably estimating if that wardrobe is strong enough to support the tope with her inside it. She can play the mental health card. Yet another box ticked, and Pat McFadden will have to wear extra slap on his bald head when he gets the job instead. McFadden is akin to Blair’s John Reid -a vacancy? John’ll do it.

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      • Rope not tope. Kweer should give me a job – I am as daft and inefficient as the other cunts he already has,

      • No W C, You’re not. Two Tier Kweer is a MEGACUNT of universal proportions. Every word that comes out of his mouth is a lie.

      • WC,

        You are aware of your limitations, which automatically excludes you Gov employment, sorry.

        BTW, Dunning Kroeger works the other way too, ie clever people have a tendency to underestimate their abilities.

        Don’t sell yourself short mate.

  4. Growth?
    Immos -up
    Imports – up
    Taxes -up
    Unemployment -up
    Prices -up
    Political fingers up arses -up
    “Oh the bells of Hell go “tinga-linga-ling” …….
    Oh you ungrateful rabble you, do you like my whistle and flute and lovely free peepers? Got a footie season ticket in a box as well, and the Mrs got a frock…..
    Mornin’

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  5. Sir Kweer is fixing the foundations and giving us milestones and is laser focused on growth.
    I can’t believe anyone would fall for this utter shyte.

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    • That’s because you haven’t got 2TK’s forensic mind.

      Talking of forensics, imagine what a blacklight investigation of the carpets, sofas and beds of No 10 would reveal.

      Actually, no, don’t, if you want to keep your breakfast down.

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      • Wasn’t that Imelda Marcos?

        OT

        Reporting of the killing of the young white lad, Thomas Taylor, stabbed to death last week, is suspiciously vague.

        4 arrested and charged with murder so far, 2 remain anonymous, the 2 named have names of foreign origin.

        Why no crescendo of cries of “racism” from the media? Sub Judice I suppose, but they didn’t seem too bothered about that during the repeated trials concerning Stephen Lawrence.

        They wuz just boys, dindu nuffink.

    • At least Terry Fuckwitt knows that he’s a totally useless cunt. Ol’ TwoTier’s all that, and, as the wife says, ‘a greasy, lying shit’ with it.

      I think he’s destined to be ranked in the Blair league of cuntery before he’s done.

      Morning all.

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      • I always remember when Blair had a pratfall he would always have half a dozen of his lickspittles crawl out of the sewer to assure him “you’re so radical, duckie” – not even Kweer’s greatest admirer (Streeting) has done that yet.

        I suspect Streeting is just waiting the chance to stick the knife in – though whether the country would accept an effeminate sodomite as PM (it is hard enough to recognize him seriously as Health Secretary) is another question.

        But another Monday – another “big, important” announcement, that will be forgotten by Friday.

      • The images conjured up by using Streeting’s name and sticking things in in the sane sentence is, well… disturbing.

  8. Big Don the Orange will be back in a week and Two Tier will get his instructions.

    The good news, the wind has picked up and the windmills are turning 😂

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  10. Let wife beaters, drug dealers and muggers out of prison.
    And put some daft sod who kicked an empty police van in for seven years.

    That is the height of this current government’s capability for planning.

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  12. OT. Still buzzing off yesterday. Almost like the Red Devils of old.
    That cunt Rashford needs to be binned though.
    It is essential that he goes if we are to improve.

    Oh, and Maguire and Dalot were immense.

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  13. The only growth I’m seeing is in Rodney himself, he needs to lay off the fortnum and Masons hampers.
    Or start spitting out lord alli’s jizz.

    The fat cunt right now is talking about AI between two robots, who are showing more human emotions than him..

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  14. The only Net Zero this blockhead has achieved is zero economic growth.
    He is an absolute weapon, bets are on as to how long this insufferable cunt will last.
    Net Zero Nero Starmerdroid.

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  17. The New 7-Point Plan For Change, reset today, as follows:
    1. Wilting Tulip returns to Bungladosh..
    2. Tax revenues plummet due to business failures and mass redundancies.
    3. Run on the pound.
    4. Currency crisis.
    5. Energy becomes unaffordable for anyone on average earnings.
    6. Emergency budget in March.
    7. Rachel given new job more suited to her abilities, tidying the No 10 stationery cupboard.

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  18. O/T: Nicola Sturgeon and Peter Murrell have announced the end of their marriage. Let’s hope she has enough batteries for her marital aids. Pete is just a wanker.

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  19. ” … have we ever had such a useless, inept, clueless, despairing bunch of idiots running the country?”

    Well, not since Gordon Brown and his bunch of idiots anyway.
    But in spite of his having sold off the “family silver”, I don’t think his bunch of idiots were anywhere near as ineptly incompetent as this bunch of tossers. Where the fuck are we headed?

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      • What a set of fucking useless bastards Labour are. They’ve had six months to put things right. The Tories couldn’t put things right in fourteen years, but then they never really tried. We expect a lot better from Labour and it’s time they sorted themselves out.

      • I expected fuck all except shit from Labour and that’s precisely what they’ve given us, in spades. And a lot of spades too, every fucking day.

      • I expected exactly what we are currently receiving from Labour; mis-management, malfeasance, incompetence, corruption, cronyism, degeneracy, treason, an endless stream of lies and national bankruptcy.

  20. The April 25 car tax increases will affect punters in their pockets plus businesses, who will have no choice other than to pass the cost to the consumer. A double kick in the cojones, so to speak. That is what 2TK’s Liebour excels at.

    All electric cars registered after 2017 will now be taxed at £195 per year. They have also introduced a second tax (expensive car supplement) for cars costing over £40,000 between year 1 and year 6. This “expensive car” supplement will see total tax takes for cars of around £600 per year.

    We know this is designed to drive people off the road – £40,000 is hardly an “expensive car”. Many mid sized SUVs exceed this cost.

    Utter fucking cuntwipes.

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