I would like to nominate the fuckfest that is the Eurovision song contest, this is from my own perspective so i dont think i need a link [or do i?].
(We’ll let you off needing a link since this is more about you being sick of hearing about it, than about the event itself – NA)
Eurovision, it hasnt happened yet and im sick of it, im sick of hearing that warbling limp wristed British entry especially when he covers other songs with his chutney ferret slant, its a fucking farce, countries vote for their friends irrelevant of how shit the effort is, trannies with beards, horrendous artists and general skullduggery, its all bollocks, its on the telly, radio, internet non stop, even when its over they will still be banging their drum because some other ponce beat our ponce and the injustice of it,
So for 3 months after the shit is over with you still wont be able to escape the fuckfest that is Eurovision and all its cling on cunts….
Nominated by: Fuglyucker
The Father Ted episode is all you need to know re this shite fest.
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These bummers should just lock the doors, cover each other in spunk and get it over with.
It didn’t seem gay when I was a nipper in the late 70s. Maybe I was too young to notice?
Seems to get more gayness inflicted with each passing year.
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I quite like bumming, but I don’t look at eurovision.
Does that make me weird ?
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It’s for women and gays. They fucking love it. Leave it at that.
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Please tell me that result hadn’t been rigged?
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Who won 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Did the UK get Nil Point, is it possible to get minus points?
What a pile of fucking piss boiling crap.
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Ukraine won the shit fest. Eurovision was never ever political? Pull the other one.
Always been a load of nauseating, biased codswallop.
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Yes first thing I looked for, who came last…… The Master Race.
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Who wants to bet the UK will brave step into the breach and offer to host next year of behalf of Ukraine???
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Please no.
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Of course that will happen. It’s the BBC…..it’s not their fucking money is it?
Somebody will probably persuade Jellyfish that it will boost his image to bung them an extra 100 mill or so.
Somebody called Carrie for example.
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The fucking beebee C sent a whole host of gayers to Turin. I was listening to the radio Friday and they had Ryeland, Scott Mills, The travel and traffic announcer from Ken Bruce’s show and Graham Norton….
Glad I don’t pay a licence fee to fund this bag of cock suckers.
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I ain’t betting against it. Just imagine. The ultimate in virtue signalling. Maybe Bono and Fat Reg will bless us all with an appearance too.
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Host it in a Ukrainian city getting bombed to fuck.
Let them see the folly in their virtue signalling. They all knew the winners will host the next one…
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Fat Reg could get bummed to fuck in the Ukraine. Or anywhere, I don’t gi e a tinker’s…
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Fat Reg’s ringpiece has taken a bigger pounding than Azovstal steelworks… I imagine those Ukranians trapped in the factory will now be feeling like the poor gerbils trapped in Dame Elton’s lower intestine….just waiting for a huge rocket to finally end their suffering.
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which is why they let us come second. Funny isn’t it? Years of being shite and in last place, and all of sudden, we come second – and, quelle surprise, Ukraine can’t host it.
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Please no, they’ll be a 15 piece choir, backed by a 145 piece orchestra. Each person will want to bring their spouse, children, family pet(s), support personnel ( formerly know as roadies) who’ll want to bring etc.
Not to mention
Sound engineer
Backup sound engineer
Lighting manager
Backup lighting manager
Etc, etc.
What a shitfest when it’s discovered they’ve bought one way tickets and are refusing to leave the Brighton Hotel, but are claiming asylum.
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I know it’s a wankfest beloved of continental types who stink of garlic, but simply giving the win to Ukraine sets a dodgy precedent. Should Ukraine now be given a place at the World Cup rather than go through the unseemly trial of a playoff with Scotland? Should other countries have trophy’s bestowed upon them because they’re down in their luck? Nothing would surprise me in this fucking lunatic world we find ourselves in. Mind you, a Eurovision win could still turn out to be more use to Zelensky than the UN or the NATO ‘alliance’.
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Remember the Wokyo Olympic high jump final?
Both of the final two ‘competitors’ were friends and decided not to ‘jump off’ against each other in the final round. This meant they both got a gold medal.
Apparently, I’m the cunt for saying they should’ve both got a silver for that bollocks. It would’ve been the equivalent of Coe and Ovett deliberately crossing the line together to share gold medals. People want to see the best competing against each other don’t they, or maybe I’m the cunt lol?
Such a thing would never have happened in the past, but this, as you say, is the world we live in now.
Maybe in a few Olympics from now every competitor will refuse to start and they’ll all get golds?
That’ll be cause for celebration, no doubt lol.
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Fuck Eurovision and the horse it rode into town on. I would sooner have my bollocks hit with hammers rather than watch this steaming heap of shit.
From what I have seen on the news our fellow seems a reach around type. (allegedly)
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Am I being a thick cunt, or does triumph in the Euro mincing contest depend entirely on woke bullshit and the ability to sell arms to people?
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No you certainly aren’t thick. You are exactly right.
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Do people (normal people) actually watch?
I am sure I read years ago, that Israel and Australia are involved?
Europe?
Gays, deviants and wimminz.
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Nowt wrong with watching a bit of Eurovision, CG…for one reason only: indulging a new bird and getting recompense for your time and annoyance in the form of a nice BJ.
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Congratulations Thomas😀👍
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Ha ha, no! That happened 25 years ago.
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Israel maybe at least they front onto the Mediterranean Sea.
But ‘Straya? Fack off. Big dopey Aussie performers and fans coming in to piss on, cheer too loud and generally fuck up what should be good light silly European fun.
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Apart from 99 Red Balloons, which was quite catchy, has a winning song ever meant a long, successful career?
Maybe Lulu, Bucks Fizz (novelty act). Anyone else?
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ABBA did pretty well out of it.
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Indeed, I’m not sure who made my winky twitch for the first time.
It was either Raquel Welch in that dinosaur film or the blondie from ABBA. I do know my first actual wank was over Linda Lusardi in my dad’s discarded Sun newspaper.
And I do know I’m sharing too much here so I’ll stop now.
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As long as it wasn’t the greenhouse scene in ‘Scum’, CB!
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Lol
Great film that Tommy.
Didn’t get see it when I was 8 or 9 though lol.
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Cunty: on YouTube channel, “Flick Vault”, they have a BFI lab restored print version, of Scum.
I watched it last night👍
PS: “Where’s yer tool?”
👍
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yes it was the blonde swede first also Cunty and then followed by Raquel on a poster in caveman fur advertised for next weeks film in the local Carlton cinema house
The Hornnnnnnnnn oh the horn
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Em you forgot about Johnny Logan and need reminding “what’s another year”
He became big in Turkey, another success story from the Euro files
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99 Red Balloons wasn’t a EV entry.
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Remember the Heebie Jeebies?
They started out doing pisstakes of the Bee Jees.
I saw an interview when they were ‘big’, one of the blokes said they were considering doing a send up on Buck’s Fizz but “we couldn’t think of a good name”
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Was the Ukranian act President Zelensky bashing out a tune on the piano using his winky?….sneaky Cunt was bound to get the Fruity vote.
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Ha ha ha I suspect yes
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I prefer to drive rusty nails in my eyes than to watch the annual shit fest of Wankovision.Please for the love of God no finish it once and for all.
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That act might be on its way to an airfield near you Ed
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Agreed
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Shame Putin couldn’t have locked onto the transmission and sent a nuke over.
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Maybe he can when the host it in Mauripol. Pref with that Norton Cunt on the crosshairs
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Wish I’d had a tenner on the 1 2 result
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Recon Finland would have won if it had been nuked.
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Bring back Miss. World! With all them ‘Vital Statistics!’ Far more cheesy, but much better T.V.
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90% Gay Audience, 100% Gay show, Ukrainie could have entered Gary Glitter doin a Jimmy Saville tribute act and still have won, fuckin joke.!
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Ulkranie’s song wasn’t very good I thought, at the risk of being called a traitor I think Sweden had the best song of the contest
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“and so say all of us, for theys a jolly good fellowes and so say all us and uk”
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The Spanish lady had the best arse.
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The only decent winner was Lordi from Finland and their metalfest song “Hard Rock Hallelujah”
What I didn’t realise about why so many countries outside of Europe could take part was because they’re part of the European Broadcasting Union. Hence Israel and Armenia taking part.
Plus the UK, France, Germany and Spain get automatic qualification due to being the biggest financial contributors to the EBU.
What a load of bollocks. Pay loads in and get fuck all out. Just like the EU.
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I haven’t seen this shite since that bird (or whatever it was) with a beard won it. I thought it was just a gimmick at the time but freaks like that are now all over the telly and even sitting in Parliament.
Who would have seen that coming?
Not fucking me that’s for sure.
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there’ll be a few on here that would pay to see that she-he coming
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I haven’t seen it since France Gall won in 1965.
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I’d rather wank with Sandpaper and our vinegar on it afterwards. Absolutely a shit shower of political modern day poofery.
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Pour*
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You are Steve Smith and I claim my five litre box of gooner.
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We came second Hooray!! Whatever anybody things about EU Cuntovision at least we washed our face and dodged the dreaded no points we should be slapping each other on the back, its our best result for twenty. years!!
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The most points were awarded to countries seen to be most supportive of Ukraine, which is why we did so well. And why France and Germany came bottom.
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They want to hug you with open endless Arms
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We came second Hooray!! Whatever anybody thinks about EU Cuntovision at least we washed our face and dodged the dreaded no points we should be slapping each other on the back, its our best result for twenty years!!
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“Power to all our friends and the music that never ends”
that finished second also and was sung by Sir Cliff
If he never opened his legs during the performance
well that’s history
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If Ukraine falls to Russia they should do the decent thing and hand back the Eurovision trophy.
Otherwise its a win for Russia.
Bet Vlad watched it?
Loves a bit of disco Vlad,
Shirt off, rubber shorts on ,
Go-go boots on,
Envious as fuck.
Bet he bombs the shit out of them tonight..
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yeah, he probably rode in on a Rainbow coloured Unicorn, gay love xx
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you wouldn’t be getting the horn on now would you MNC
i saw all that when i went to Germany at the tender age of 19
ooh i was cute , with delicious blue eyes that even the arian wanted to see me and more and more
I was a special request but i was never harmed as my incense saw me through
Blue eyes, Baby got blue eyes
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Didn’t the Hungarians pull out some years ago calling it “a homosexual flotilla.” I can’t imagine a gaypride parade going down very well there.
Never watched myself but a mate of mine makes up an excuse every year for not going out on the night it’s on. I may need to out that fucker soon.
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Very much a flotilla that needs to run afoul of a large minefield.
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Don’t worry unkle Terry, they are hosting next year in Ukraine so, it’s a distinct possibility with the unexploded illegal cluster bombs in the mix. I think I’ll pass thanks.
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Does anyone remember The Fruit Eating Bears singing “Door in my face” years ago?
Britain’s best effort by far but a miserable fuck all points from Johnny foreigner, the jumped up cunts.
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sums it up Morello, all i know is im pissed proper and i already know I’ve no work in de mornin but i knew that before i got pissed so pissed i will stay for no reason but escape, and this one is for you, but not by me but by a master who died young
Shake dreams from your hair
My pretty child, my sweet one
Choose the day and choose the sign of your day
The days divinity
First thing you see
i told yo i was pissed
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I’m not suggesting that the ESC is rigged, but Ukraine could have sung the most un-PC, bigoted, racist and inappropriate song in the history of music and still won! 🎶 “I drive my car when I’m totally pissed, I hate Fat Reg, he’s a homosexualist, Tim Westwood is a fucking wigger, oops I just ran over a knife wielding ni….. ! Well, you get my point!
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Looking for some help with verse 2, and the chorus.
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Yes it is gay daisy chain poof fest where all the blocs vote for their mates the slavs, the scandinanavians etc.However, the sunshine finally shone on our arse and we came second to Ukraine and their 1990s rapper. I will take that! We are not so hated after all
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Give that wolf a banana…..😂
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