Yes I know it´s been done to death here but it still pisses me off to find out I´ve been fooled by some headline into thinking there was a match worth watching and it turned out to be wimmin against wimmin. I had heard PDG were to face Bayern Muenchen and Barcelona versus Real Madrid.
I should have listened to my inner voice because this did not make much sense but when I decided to check with BBC Sport what did I find? Si, Oui and Ja – Barcelona Femenino and Real Madrid Feminino then PSG Feminines and Bayern Muenchen Ladies. These were presented as the main results along with the Women´s Super League table as if anyone cares.
Nominated by: Mr Polly
Not worth watching, the don’t even get their tits out.
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You wouldn’t want them to.
Geezerbirds.
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Women’s rugby, that’s where it’s at.
Watching the woman’s 6 nations, bloody good matches, a lot of skill and enthusiasm involved. Highly entertaining.
To be sure there are a good few munters on display, but also some nice tidy little strumpets here and there. Arses in the air in the rucks and mauls, legs flying all directions in the tackles with the the promise of a glimpse of camel toe. Arses up again in the scrums and bra straps twanging on the bind.
Ooohh me groin!
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Wimminz football is schoolboy standard.
Stick to your knitting girls.
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You didn’t watch those overpaid Prima Donna’s Manchester fucking United cunts yesterday then??
Seen better games down the park.
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My school team would’ve beaten the wimminz world cup winners 20-0.
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The BBC went orgasmic last week proclaiming that a world record for attendance at a wimminz match had been achieved. Doubtless the vast majority of tickets were given away to school kids and there was fuck all worth watching on tv that night.
When is the media going to stop treating us like those wretched geese used to produce fois gras ?
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The sort of cunts at the BBC, Grauniad and gobshite wimminz MP’s who love this shit, I will bet bollocks to a barn dance, never go and watch their local side but love lecturing every other cunt on how fantastic it is and we should all be supporting it.
I did see one poor bint the other week who managed to score three own goals in the first half and was then substituted. She must have been the lovechild of Eric Djemba-Djemba and Phil Jones.
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Is that the world record attendance in the nom pic?
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Can they still call it “wimminz” football?
what about the Transmen identifying as Wimminz, can they play?
Perhaps its time to neutralise genders again and just call it “they football”
Either way its all a load of woke, knee-bending politicised bollocks.
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Good idea Techno. I may put together a tranny team, made up of third-rate men footballers who identify as wimmin. We’ll win every trophy going snd will be hailed as the “greatest wimminz team of all time”. The BBC will wank over it and I’ll get a knighthood. All with fuck all effort on my part.
Women goalkeepers will keep youtube going for ever.
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Just go to Old Trafford, and save yourself some time, lol
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You will still need to mention at the bookies, the game in question though. “Did you mean the mens, the wmminz or the transbender game, sir?”
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They should play with nowt on or else it should be completely banned.
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Just imagine referee Jess Phillips running round in just her jockstrap 🙁
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No doubt that will give the horn for some deviants on here.
Imagine Phillips, Krankie and Anal Eaze running around in sweaty jockstraps, kissing and hugging!
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I’d certainly like to sniff that jockstrap after ninety grueling minutes.
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I almost fell for it a few months back when they put “Champions League vs Bayern Munich” on the big screen at the Emirates. They’re going to have to get out of bed earlier to catch me out – I knew it was wimminz straight away: the men’s team wouldn’t even know where the fuck Europe was, having been out of it for so long.
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Couldn’t give a flying fuck about football, whether played by men, women or deviants. I share George Orwell’s opinion of sport in general. I could get more excited watching the lawn grow.
And as for getting the kids into sport? You must be fucking joking!
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Watching Man United is like watching wimminz football.
What a bunch of fuciking girls!
The only way to be make wimminz footie interesting is insisting that the wimminz are aged between 18 and 23, must have decent tits and long legs. Tight fitting tops (no bras allowed), short pleated skirts and white cotton knickers.
And when a team scores a goal the scorer must remove her top, run around the pitch and then roll around on the pitch with their team mates in some lezzy position and a 12″ strap-on dildo.
what are the chances
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I occasionally watch womens ‘football’, there one or two tidy bits of fanny on show (not many), a few weeks ago there was a game with Man City women and some Spanish (I think Spanish) tart quite fit was fouled and she was on the touch line doing her boot or summat, the camera was right behind her and she was bent right over with those silky shorts pulled really fucking tight, could even see the shape of her ring piece (definitely nothing on underneath), the camera moved off quickly but with modern technology., rewind live TV, yes 👍
Oh what a lovely arse 😂
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It’s like how the cameraman (are they still men?) no longer linger on the pert backsides of female tennis players.
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Yes like what the fuck is wrong with them
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With the BBC taking so much interest within a year or two it will be Black Wimminz Football and Dawn Butler and Diane Abbott will be the pundits, innit.
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The latest slogan, ‘It’s not woman’s football it’s football’ 😂
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They should never have allowed women the right to vote, this is where we have ended up.
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Very true
before 1910, UK was a top 3 nation, Empire spanning a quarter of the globe, over 100+ Navy ships to sort out any johnny foreigner getting any ideas, and country that built mighty ships, trains, steel girders and was respected by all even if disliked, now a country that is obsessed with wokery, has 6 Type 45 destroyers that are mostly in dry-dock due to useless engines (cannot operate in warm water!), doesn’t build much and most workers spend their time at home on a laptop, yes indeed giving the ladies the vote, big mistake.
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Why do the likes of the BBC insist on referring to the “mens World Cup”, When It is universally known as, simply, “The World Cup”? Surely to differentiate us sexist? Anyway, it’ll eventually be sidelined as the big clubs realise they’re throwing money at a virtue signalling exercise that has no financial benefits. I mean, fuck me, it must be cheap if the BBC can show it live. Wimminz football cannot be cunted enough.
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‘Why do the likes of the BBC insist on referring to the “mens World Cup”, ‘
Because they are leading combatants in the culture wars on the side of woke.
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Can’t watch it myself, a crock of shite. Women doing the commentary on men’s games even more annoying. I switch to some other fucking language or watch in silence.
When a wimminz game is on, it’s really difficult at times to see who’s attacking and who’s defending.
Fucking dykes.
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The most annoying is Bianca on Sky, sounds like a slag from a council estate. “Rickkky”.
Got Woke go Broke.
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I’m embarrassed for them , they run around the field kicking the ball like spastics would. Wimmins football is a fucking joke.
I bet theirs a lot of tongue and groove in the showers though .Phwoooar 😜
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“Tongue and groove”
🤣🤣🤣
I’m lifting that one just so you know.
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Thanks, that’s a nice mental image lodged in my head all day, I hope.
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The latest thing I hear advertised on the radio is Six Nations Rugby……..for wimminz ! Now they really are a bunch of dykes. I can’t imagine what that looks like. England are known as the English Roses by the way. Now ain’t that sweet.
What a load of cunts! Literally.
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If you think wimminz footie is bad, have a look at the rugby……
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I recall some wimminz footballer saying that the wimminz game should only be 70 minutes long, or that the pitches made smaller. And that having to play full sized pitches is sexist!
Then they demand the same sort of pay as top EPL men’s footballers earn. Thus some bint playing for Man City in front of 12 spectators should somehow earn the same £300,000/week as Kevin de Bruyne !!
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Look at that keeper. She’s jumping about six inches off the ground lol. One player has her eyes closed when trying to head the ball – something the ‘last pick’ speccy kid would do at school. And get laughed at for it.
It’s fucking shite. Sky et al think they can get away with filling their schedules with this shite.
The key is sponsorship. Companies play the woke card, but won’t sponsor something that no cunt watches when it’s all said and done.
For this utter cuntfest to survive, it needs the income generated from men’s football to be syphoned off to these laughable split arses pretending to be top athletes.
I love the way they advertise the games. Like it’s a big game, full of stars with a huge interest.
Nobody gives a fuck.
Women’s football should have its own subscription channel and take all its fucking split arse ‘experts’ and commentators, like the one who ruined the Arsenal game yesterday on the worldwide Epl feed on various Asian and American IPTV channels, which I know nuffink about.
Let’s see who gives a fuck.
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The good old days.
Never get tired of seeing Keys and Gray laughing at women’s football (watch to the end).
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Iy4U6mjt90A
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The womens 6 Nations is on. Even fucking worse than football.
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When I looked a couple of years ago, season ticket holders for mens footy got free tickets for the wimminz matches. The average price for a wimminz season ticket was £72. The top tier mens non-league get far bigger attendances than the women, yet the bbc ignore these matches. The women get full coverage, highlights and commentary with live updates on the bbc sport site.
The standard of play is still poor and the women keepers are laughable yet these players moan about their poor pay. It’s all about interest and there’s very little so the women’s teams actually lose the clubs money.
Nottingham Forest ladies have two stars on their kit, which symbolizes Forests 2 European cup wins…by the men. If the women won the European cup would the men add a star to their kit? Obviously not.
If women want to play footy then that’s fine but don’t keep shoving it at us because we’re not bothered about it.
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They were crowing about the wimminz European final getting a big attendance last week (but how much were the tickets lol?)
Well, if this is their, ‘Look-this is proof it’s as popular as the men’s game!’ moment, then it’s time to agree and call their bluff.
Clearly, it’s now time for wimminz footy to stand on its own feet? It can have its own pay channel and can pay its players and general running costs from that?
Clearly, the advertisers will be falling over themselves.
Oh, what’s that? You want to carry on leaching off the men’s game and forcing yourselves onto their channels and yes, into their football grounds?
Oh, so if some geezers wanted to do the same with netball, you’d be just as accomodating I suppose?
Get fucked and get the fuck off being ‘pundits’ on the men’s game-although the knee bending cunts can fuck off too anyway.
Funny how the woke cunts who call you ‘sexist’ for suggesting women’s football is shite, never actually go to the games themselves!
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I lost pretty much all interest in all variations of football when it turned into politics in shorts.
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This🤔
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And in wimminz cricket they have the fucking ashes!!!
Get your own facking 150 year old ironic traditional trophy, you silly man-trophy appropriating splitarses
It’s not that hard, get good enough that people actually care then the appropriate trophy will arise
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Do the wimminz bend the knee?
Any chance of a crafty upskirt/upshorts shot of a bit of gusset?
Why don’t these cunts bend the knee or hold hands for the Ukrainians, or don’t white lives matter?
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We should campaign for trannies to infiltrate their ranks. That way it may just be worth watching. I would. It could be renamed the Irony League.
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I saw Alex Scott cooing over the Barcelona vs Real Madrid game. Kept re-iterating the number of fans as if it was meant to convince anybody. One or two displays of talent from set-pieces but in normal play, many of them looked like labradors chasing a balloon. Many of them didn’t seem to be able to look where they were passing and had awkward touch.
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“labradors chasing a balloon”
That’s a great line. Made me chuckle heartily. Well played, CP.
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Tickets for the ‘Clásico’ between the Barcelona and Real Madrid women’s teams were given away free to the 150.000 or so members of the official Barcelona supporters group.
There is very little interest in women’s football in Spain.
Despite having the world’s best woman player, attendance averages just 2.500.
Still…….That’s more than twice the number of people that go to watch the best women’s sides in Germany.
Women’s football is shit.
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I recently saw the local ladies team play through no fault of my own.
It was fucking hilarious.
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My grand daughter was desperate to play football.
Then she got introduced to Brazilian Ju-jitso.
Now she spends several evenings kicking the shit out of boys.
She’s the dogs bollocks.
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The BBC have failed to convince us how good women’s football is. I think we need the Russian Defence Minister to give us the convincing story.
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