Time gentlemen please, last orders for the Red Lion pub in Bristol, “Britain’s wokest pub”. Pub bosses at the Red Lion in Bristol (where else) have decided to stop selling certain drinks including Thatchers cider, Bacardi, Coke and Heineken due to ethical reasons. Citing the companies misdemeanours from links to Edward Colston and slavery to exploitation in Africa, landlord Lemmy said “We have taken what we consider to be an ethical stance – it’s part of who we all are”.
They boast they proudly supported the statue toppling Colston Four with one of the cunts being a regular, no doubt ground zero for blue haired jobless layabouts city wide. You can bet Bristol University students frequent it too, after the recent story of them using cat pronouns maybe staff put out a saucer of soy milk and cushion in a corner for them to lick their arse on.
If these self-righteous pious twats are going down this route then are they going to ban everyone who happens to be wearing Nike trainers? Nike has been accused of turning a blind eye to manufacture of goods by Uighur Muslims in forced labour camps. Or how about electric car batteries? Apple products? Fast fashion?
And of course I hope they don’t serve Guinness. I mean that frothy white head lording it over the dark stout is a metaphor for slavery and white supremacy if every there was one. The Thatchers cider probably had them running for their safe spaces as it was.
Make mine a pint of Spitfire Lemmy, you fucking twat.
Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator
Maybe we should start marking such establishments with a plaque.
A brown one obviously as they are so shit.
It would help you avoid the woke horrors within,
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Hopefully it will burn down, with all the cunts in it.
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Russia invades Brizzle.
Happy days. 😊
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The landlord sounds like a real cunt.
“We have been labelled “woke” and all these weaponised words, which have made us feel pretty vulnerable”
Fucks sake, “weaponised” words?! You couldn’t make it up, except these cunts obviously did.
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My all time favourite pub, where I spent many of my most enjoyable evenings, is now a “place of worship”
Guess which religion?
Fuck the Red Lion. And the two shandies and pass out brigade…
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I wish Russia would invade Bristol and Brighton.
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That pub looks like a bad squat from the 80s. Who in their right mind would want to go in that? Flabbergasted.
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Wheelie bins by the door? Must be a fragrant little nook.
Doesn’t look like the kind of place you’d get a pint of rough, though.
Locals drank it with blackcurrant. Tourists savoured the bouquet undiluted about 15 seconds before they passed out. Made with added protein – the nice farms used a chicken, but elsewhere it was a free-range rat. I imagine it was banned under EU rules. Anyone know better?
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Try a bottle of Old Rosie – available from your local Tesco…
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If it’s anything like the original, thanks but no thanks. That way lies multiple organ failure.
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If it doesn’t sell Adolf Hitler IPA then I won’t go there.
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What a load of cunts. Never been there never will, looks like Southville. Full of lefty idiots sticking BLM posters in their windows and virtue signalling everyday. Hardly any blacks live there though.
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