Emily Thornberry M.P. [6]

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If you ever had tears to shed, be prepared with a bucket and a packet of Lidl paper hankies, as yet another Labour grande-dame, gives us the latest episode of Other People’s Heartaches. If possible read this with Tchiakovsky’s 6th in the background, or the slow movement of Rachmaninov’s Second Piano Concerto, or even Max Jaffa fiddling away on Danny Boy:

https://labourlist.org/2021/11/thornberry-on-poverty-in-childhood-terrible-father-and-rochester-tweet/

The recent scripts MUST have been written by the new Galton and Simpson, or Muir and Norden – Alcoholic Ali Campbell and Peter Queenie Mandelson, so opportunistic are they – certain sponsored by Walls, the way the ham is ladelled out., but they are laugh out loud – funny, without being vulgar.

Apart from being second to none in handing out the invective, she tells us how beastly daddy was to her. I assume, was she as broad in the beam as a child, as she is today, Pa Thornberry got sick and tired of replacing the lavatory seat every week where the future Lady Nugee cow kept breaking it.

We have had Starmer, son of a blue collared horny handed son of toil – imagine Steptoe and Son set in the Surrey countryside, and now old Emmy playing the poverty card. Perhaps that is why she always looks as if she has had one two many – if she had it hard, that’s just the way she liked it, till she found Mr. Right. Even had he been Mr. Wrong.

Social climbing arseholes the lot of them. It is so obvious what they are doing, but the problem is, so many gullible people will believe the codswallop.

Thanks as ever, to the compilers of Labour List, for a really side splitting read.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

88 thoughts on “Emily Thornberry M.P. [6]”

  1. Gi en her upbringing, the Rochester tweet seems even more impossible to defend… “you know.” Which seems to be a speech defect, like B Liar’s done-to-death “Hey!.”

    She may only have had a school dinner as main meal of the day, but, by Dog, she’s made up for it since then. Horrible munster.

    • “y’know” is actually one of Blair’s tics. Now spreading virulently among the broadcasting pundit and podcast communidees, with ‘like’ and the slow death of the letter T (as in, ” I’m like, y’know, who far’ed?”)

  2. Our Emily had to work 29 hours a day down t’ mill and pay mill owner for t’ privilege, lick road clean wit’ tong, then when she got home us dad would kill her.

    • That’s paradise, David Lammy had to carry water for 35 hours a day in the blistering heat of Tottenham, after that had to spear his own wildebeest and skin it for a loin cloth after being beaten by an evil honkey with a Sjambok made of brambles!!!

  3. Labour and the welfare state has done more to destroy the family than any organisation and policy in British history.The poor laws wernt as bad. In America its much worse as the death toll in Chicago shows. These mental scum are quite prepared to throw everyone under the bus or into the gulags for their mad view of the world ,that has been debunked a thousand times at the cost of millions of lives. People need dignity and discipline not lawlessness and largess. The Women and Kids of Ukraine would be better off giving this country as wide berth. Poland is a much better choice without all this bollocks.

  4. I saw Pigberry on a news program talking about her working class credentials and childhood poverty.

    Breaking the ice off the outside khazi,
    Salt n pepper butties for tea
    Hand me down knickers
    Blah blah fuckin blah etc

    And I smell bullshit.

    I don’t believe her.

    If it was tory politician Lee Anderson, id not question it.(ex miner)

    If it was Mangy Angie Rayner,
    I wouldn’t question it.
    (I know the estate Angie’s from,
    Rough as arseholes!
    I popped my cherry there on a railway embarkment 😁)

    But Thornberry? Bollocks.
    Spoofing cunt.
    Maybe she thinks having to open her own champagne was akin to The road to Wigan pier?

    • I grew up the same way. Crappy father, low income, a minority (white in a mostly messkin population), bullied at times, etc blah blah. I don’t have anything to blame for my failures or unhappiness in the end except me.

      • Quite right Meat Curtains.
        Your a product of your environment,
        But that doesn’t necessarily mean your faulty goods like Emily.

        Plenty of people raised in poor households go on to succeed in life.👍

    • Mis-after your cherry-popping revelation, I will never think of “The Railway Children” in the same way😂👍

      • Hehehe 😀
        Gods honest truth CG!
        In Bridgehall where Angie is from, stones throw from Stockport county FCs ground.
        I was 15yr and thought I was Bryan Ferry afterwards 😂

      • No, but I would of done if itd been offered Cuntymort!

        Ange strikes me as pure filth,
        A enthusiastic ride
        Id empty my baby gravy deep😁

    • Anderson is my M.P. and I can confirm he is a total cunt about as much of a Tory as Scargill, fucking money grabbing fraud.

  5. Can’t bide the supercilious Sow.

    She is the very essence of what is wrong with the leadership of the modern Labour Party…an Islington-elite bunch of “we know what’s best for the Common person” gossips who are more concerned with “Minorities’ Rights” than the average working-class person.

    I’d happily shove the fat bitch into an industrial mincer….feet first so that I could watch the smug look getting wiped off her flabby jowls until the last second.

    Nice Cunting,Mr.Boggs.

    • Afternoon Dick.

      I have always promoted the “feet first” approach, gives the offender a few moments to contemplate their utterly worthless existence

      • Afternoon,HBH.

        Quite right…although in Thornberry’s case I’d probably set the fucking machine to “pulse” just to eke out the pleasure that little bit longer.

  8. I’ve known good men who had their daughters turn on them after some therapist cunt convinced them that they endured abuse from their daddy. These therapists are like fortune tellers with degrees who find something for you to blame other than your own cunt self. I wonder if the subject of this nomination swallowed the same bullshit.

  9. What an ugly fat cunt. I bet it reeks of arse and keeps multipacks of Snickers and crisps in its desk draw.

    Oven

  10. “I’ve got a sister who’s a bus driver”

    Fucking priceless from Islington’s answer to Oliver Twist. I’m sorry, but there is only room for one “my dad was a bus driver” childhood anecdotes in the Labour Party and Suck-a-Dick has got it covered.

    • She talks like she was a Victorian mudlark.
      And the crippling poverty of Islington?!!!
      😂😂
      “I didnt know what advocado was till I was 12yrs old”
      We didn’t have artisanal bakers then”

      Bollocks.
      You’ve never missed a meal in your life.

      • Haha not only has she not missed any, she’s probably in credit when it comes to calorific intake having had plenty of seconds.

        The humongous sow would have the dog’s leftovers.

  11. She is full of shit

    Now Angie is the stereotype of council house rough, shagged her way into the limelight.

  12. With the likes of Emily Five Bellies, Analease and the Flabbapotamus in their ranks, it’s perhaps not surprising that no one in the Labour Party seems to know what a woman is.

  13. The fat sow should be rendered down to make candles which will prove very useful in the coming years ahead, solving Britain’s energy crisis at a stroke!

  15. Pilsbury Pigberry, Lady Nougat #metoo.
    Fat fucking blob.
    More emotional drivel to seek attention, WTF is it with folks ‘in the public eye’ wanting to been seen and heard on a relentless loop?
    I bet she rims sooty arse on the sly too.

  17. Father was a diplomat, mother a teacher and Labour councillor, born and brought up in Guildford.
    Spare me the bullshit for fucks sake. Only a politician could tell such a pathetic sob story with a straight face.

    • To be fair, Guildford has more than its fair share of cunts.
      In the early 2000’s, it was listed as the most recession proof town/city in the UK yet had the highest divorce rate in Europe.

      That tells outsiders a great deal about that particular place.
      A money obsessed Cuntservative/Lib Demonrat stronghold👎

  18. Aah! Sozzleberry.
    Disingenuous, sneering, irrelevant, detatched from reality, fat fucker!
    A piggy-wiggy with her nose in the trough.
    👎

  20. I always had second hand skis for our winter holidays in Colorado.
    And daddy couldn’t afford air conditioning in the Bentley.

    Once a child in my private school said I was nouveau riche and common!
    I cried into my hypoallergenic goose down quilt.

    We never had wine with our main meal!!😮

    Eeeee, it grim up North Islington

    • I remember the time the local artisan bakery was closed unexpectedly and we had to go to Waitrose, they don’t even offer valet parking!

    • Mnc@ – Perchance a word from Qweer Charmer – “Ooh ducky, my Daddy worked in a factory, he had to eat his tea of sawdust sandwiches and go straight back to work”..
      Starmer forgets to mention that Daddy owned the fucking place and was loaded.
      Or the fact Sir Keir Starmer was privately educated – I mean, every “factory worker” can afford to send their kids to a fee paying school..
      And “Labour” (the irony of that title) still wonder why “the little working claaars folk” hate them?

      • And every horny-handed son of toil calls his first born Keir Rodney. I guess mumsy had to prevent Rodney senior from calling him Algernon.

    • Have some mercy, this is no laughing matter.

      Once, she had to clean her pony’s stables herself when her stableboy called in sick. Furthermore, a flight to see Disneyland for her birthday was overbooked, and she had to suffer the indignity of sitting with her family in Business Class. Finally, her father really put her in the ghetto by buying her a brand new Range Rover for passing her driving test and not the Bentley she had hinted at.

  21. That fat cunt is a politician.

    Therefore it is lying.

    Any road,it looks like a science experiment mutation of a bulldog and Elton John’s arsehole.

  22. My old Man died when I was 6, leaving a large Family and zero income apart from State benefits – there were none of the free handouts that the parasitic baby machines get nowadays – we had nothing spare, but never went hungry once – it’s called “Parenting”.
    One of my Brothers went on to rise from being a “boy soldier” to a NCO, one of my other Brothers works all around the world in the medical industry and gets very well paid, one of my other Brothers works as an engineer in the oil industry, I am currently on my third successful and profitable business.
    Poverty and misery are the best motivators a Man can have – when you get nothing and have to fight for everything it sure as hell gets you out of bed on a morning. And the habit of paying your own way and having a strong work ethic never leaves you – I will (health permitting) never retire because I would just be bored.
    Shut the fuck up Emily.

    • Well said Foxy👍

      Brinnington the council estate I grew up was named most depressed place in the UK😁

      Funny because I and everyone I grew up with bounces back from setbacks surprisingly easy!
      And all gone on to provide for our kids,
      Set up working for ourselves etc.
      Dont remember anyone crying about being poor?
      And some genuinely was.

      Tell you a good indication of a kid from a skint household,
      ….wellies in summer.

      Parents cant afford new shoes.☹️

      • Mnc@ – Yep – I remember that “wellies in summer” thing VERY well – as well as gleaning the fields for food and the woods for fuel for the open fire.
        We were the poorest of the poor who lived in millionaire row with a row of Council houses built for farm workers – the rich people hated us.
        But their Daughters didn’t seem to mind me! 😀

  23. She hasn’t aged well since she was in the Human League.

    “Don’t you want me, baby?”

    No I fucking well don’t, you ugly cunt.

  24. That Jarvis Cocker was a remoaner cunt, so I doubt he had anything to do with the lyrics to Pulp’s ‘Common People’, but it was written for cunts like this silly moo.

      • That’s an interesting observation Miserable.

        To tell the truth, I’ve seen Jacob Rees-Mogg in the same room loads of times, but not seen Jarvis Cocker in the same room once.

      • That’s an interesting observation Miserable.

        To tell the truth, I’ve seen Jacob Rees-Mogg in the same room loads of times, but not seen Jarvis Cocker in the same room once.

        (sorry Admin – pissed already)

  25. The contempt just oozes out of Lady Nugee.
    Horrible woman.

    That permanent sneer isn’t an unfortunate accident and they do say you end up with the face your personality deserves.

  26. Any of our counters tempted by the £360 per month from HM government, for housing Ukrainian refugee’s?

    I imagine Lord Fiddler could take a couple of dozen, in his no-doubt-vast, ancestral pile-that’s some serious £££, right there!

    Also, out 24 wimminz, the law if averages dictates at least half a dozen pretty ones😙👍

    • No fucking way that I’d put up any East Europeans….liable to steal anything that isn’t nailed down…. of course I wouldn’t put up any Cunt…if they can’t even afford their own accommodation,I find it unlikely that they’d be my “sort”…probably be intimidated by my vast display of wealth,taste and good-breeding.

      Evening,General…..are you considering opening some sort of doss-house/brothel ?

    • Evening CG…isn’t it funny how the government will pay hotel companies thousands to host darklings in nice rooms, yet pay the indigenous host only 350 a month to be cuckooed out of their own house?

      • Evening Thomas👍

        5M£+ per week on hotel by bills for the carpet kissers👎

        Your a single lad in prime physical condition-a couple of Svetlana’s in the back bedroom would pay for that gas-guzzling motor, plus other “perks”😉👍

  27. I can see another Grenfell type drain on the taxpayers purse here. Thousands of cunts will fill in the forms with Dooshka names and bag their £350. No cunt will check up on them……..they’re all working from home.

  28. No wonder she was pushed around as a kid. Fat, ugly with a mans haircut and laughing at the white vans and English flags at the front of her dad’s council house. She must have been the runt of the litter.

  29. Porky Pig meets Mrs Slocombe.
    Send her huge carcass to Africa, to feed the starving cannibals…

  30. Emily Thornberry, Polly Toynbee, Shami Shakrabati, Afua Hirsh, Harriet Harman,
    Yvette Cooper, Anneliese Dodds…….

    It wouldn’t take a brain surgeon on a quiz show to name the connection….

    ‘Yes I think I know this one, I’m going to gamble’

    ‘ Is it that they are all rich condescending bastards, privately educated, entitled and know more about living in poverty than i do even though I’ve been on minimum wage for the last 25 years and have lost my job on multiple occasions due to them being exported to Eastern Europe?’

    That’s right, we’ll done now shut the fuck up and get back in your box until they need your vote at the next election when they’ll promise you they’ll put an end to poverty, blaming the Tory’s, whilst buying up council houses to rent out at non-affordable rates and employ Ivan to do the maintenance and Paulina to mind the kids.

    • The other connection is that they’re all birds that no-one on ISaC would shag. One might imagine that their fannies collectively smell like a bucket of dead crabs left out in the sun by a forgetful child on a July afternoon and that when those twatty MP’s wave their papers around in the House of Commons, they’re wafting the ichthyoid malodourance out of the door.

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