Mad Vlad? I have been studying his Czarship of All The Russias ever since he emerged out of the KGB in East Germany. Obviously has put on weight and his little piggy eyes have almost vanished into his fat cheeks and he is no longer pictured riding bears bare chested but for those with the eyes to see the air of menace is still there beneath the veneer of gangster power. Puts me in mind of The Resistible Rise of Arturo Ui. As ever Brecht got there first.
Putin’s journey is a familiar one, he has eliminated or bought off all internal opposition and is now out on his own, a dangerous and self destructive place to be. Perhaps he has forgotten where he came from and who helped him get here. The KGB’s closest Western parallel is The Mob. Both exist to make money and what or who is bad for business is eliminated. Targeted sanctions will not go down well in those circles.
Mr Putin should know this and cast his mind back over various anti-business operations starting with the ice pick in Trotsky’s skull, the execution of Beria, the withdrawal of life saving drugs from Stalin, irradiated umbrella tips on Waterloo Bridge, irradiated cups of tea, Novichok in perfume bottles and on door handles and last but not least the boosting of individuals head first from fifth floor windows.
The KGB may yet prove to be the saviour of the world. They also do nice funerals.
Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke
Seconded by: MMCM
Vladimir Putin and the pathetic West.
Surely Putin is one of the biggest cunts out there? Launching a full scale invasion on a peaceful nation that poses no threat and justifying it by reference to some hocus pocus about the integrity of the historical Russian nation. The only problem is that the Ukrainians do not see themselves as Russians and Kiev was a flourishing and important city whilst Moscow was still a forest.
Putin might be a cunt, with his big desks, big watches and titanic offices and his penchant for humiliating underlings, but he’s a smart one. He has the feeble and decadent West either dancing to his tune or panicking when they realise they are too feeble and gutless to stop him.
Because the reverse side of this cunting is the West, specifically the European Western Liberal order and those who have spinelessly allowed Putin to get away with his antics for years, encouraged him by buying his gas whilst failing to spend on their own military and defense but relying on the Americans instead whilst abusing them and calling them “warmongers”.
Between them, Putin and the feeble West, they have cooked up the mother of international crises.
According to Francis Fukuyama history ended with the fall of the Soviet Union. Well, it looks like it’s back with a vengeance.
Cunts.
https://unherd.com/2022/02/vladimir-putins-dangerous-madness/
With additional commentary from Everyonesacunt:
War in Europe. That’s a Cunt. A dangerous cruel scary 😦 Cunt.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-60501632
https://www.foxnews.com/live-news/russia-ukraine-us-allies-sanctions
It seems history is sort of repeating itself. Mad dictator enters another state to protect his people within that state. Sounds very familiar and very scary.
Putin must be feeling his age and would like to be known for something other than a crook.
https://www.forces.net/news/putin-full-tonto-over-ukraine-says-defence-secretary
King of the world perhaps. He has always seen himself has some kind of bear wrestling macho saviour of the Russian empire
Now war is a proper Cunt hundreds thousands millions of innocent people are murdered raped killed. And war today in Europe against a foe with arms capable of destroying the entire planet 🌎 is a big Cunt. Ps so is the little mad man with the big fucking ego.( Putin).
The Cunt seems that he really wants to bow out with a bang.
What is needed right now is the one powerful voice, who leaders of countries all over the Western world quiver in fear of having it aimed at them, to stand up and say
” How very dare you, Vlad!”
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Like Jacinda Arden for example
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Boris has ran up the Ukraine 🇺🇦 flag over number 10. Take that Vlad you cunt.
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Wonder what narked this old Ivan so much?
Perhaps somebody nicked his gay porn collection, or maybe he got his first stuck up a rent boy’s arse?
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Shit. I’ll have to wipe down all me door handles now.
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Maybe his under 18 boy mags have gone missing
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Vicious little psychopathic gangster with a Napoleon complex. Almost certainly under-endowed.
He recently got remarried to some totty half his age who is doubtless playing away from home by now, which isn’t going to help his mood.
Ukraine’s just the start. He won’t stop until the USSR is reborn, unless someone stops him first. China to invade Taiwan next, perchance? What a fucking world.
Ah well, I guess that’s Foreign Cunt of the Year 2022 settled then.
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On the plus side the Ukranians are giving the russian forces a challenge, despite being outmatched 5 – 1. Even if the Russians take the Ukraine, they will face years of guerilla warfare, which they will lose, and will have to withdraw from after Putin dies after suffocating in his own arsehole. China has already distanced themselves from him, Kazhakstan have refused his request for help. Russia is now standing alone and without support within his own country. Putin won’t be in charge this time next year. He took his chance and lost
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The bloke is the biggest of cunty cunt fuckers of the whole of cuntfuckdom.
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Not sure if Vlad is as big a cunt as Francis Fukuyama for writing a presumptuous essay on history ending.
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I wonder if Francis Fukuyama is somehow related to Francis Urquhart. Bloody silly name.
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Russia has been kicked out of Eurovision. Shock, horror. That’s fucked it !!
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Wow, that’ll have Putin shitting himself.
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Shit, that was our only hope of not being bottom gone then
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Nah latest word is Putin is representing the Russia Olympic Committee at the next Eurovision.
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It’s a start. Next, kick out all the the other non European nations, like the UK. Then we won’t have to listen to Graham Norton cooing bollocks every year.
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I’m Ukrainian by parentage and I stated over 10 years ago that this cunt was/is expansionist. He’s old school KGB from the days of the USSR and he wants it back. Ukraine is just a start. He knows the West have got their hands full of gender issues, left wing idiots who support him, a national broadcaster (in several countries) who are the modern equivalent of Lord Haw Haw, a military that is hidebound by political correctness, idiots in charge of every ‘major’ western country, and massive reserves of energy supplied to Europe which the bastard can simply turn off. If you lot think that energy prices are high now, wait till the rises really kick in. That’s all I’m going to say about this ‘war’. It’s an invasion, pure and simple. There will be no war, the West is dead.
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The West dug its own grave but at least we are diverse inclusive.
Kill ’em all, the majority suck up the propaganda anyway.
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@moggie. I don’t know if you have any relatives in Ukraine.
If so, I hope they stay safe and well. 👍
The sight, on the news, of a Russian tank flying a Soviet flag, is a disturbing flashback to former dark times.
Communist cunts.
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I do have some relatives over there, cousins mainly, but we lost touch some years ago. They’re in the west of the country, although that won’t matter, Putin wants the lot, and then more.
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You are right, and it goes further, a leading analyst has predicted power cuts across Europe. Western leaders were asleep at the switch, Except Donald Trump, who is probably doing a daisy chain with Putin and Kim Jong un. Fucker never intended to make America great again. He is a fat orange wanker who was feathering his nest. He never saw this coming and now he admires it. In terms of net worth versus intelligence, he is the dumbest baboon on the planet. Come to think of it can I cunt him now, or is it too late since he is
longer relevant?
Cunting aside I have so much respect for the Ukraine, it’s president, the people and it’s armed forces, they are not standing down, and we really need to do more to support them. Hate what is happening there and we need to step up for them
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The ‘west’ should have stepped up for them in 2014 when Russia marched into Crimea. But you may remember it was that fuck-stupid pair Obama and Biden that let them do it. They were far too busy with their other woke shit at the time.
With regard to MAGA, it will have to wait until 2024 – the US public stopped Donald in mid stream!
Here’s a prophesy. In recent times, both Nixon and Reagan hold a joint record of 49 states carried in a US presidential election. In 2024 that record is likely to be broken!
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Hence the silence from BLM! Western world lives don’t matter!
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Vlad The Impaler has spent the last 10 years building a massive Army, Navy and Airforce. We in the west have spent the last 10 years building neutral gender toilet blocks….!
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“west have spent the last 10 years building neutral gender toilet blocks” – this would be funny if it was not true. They,them, shim, non-binary – Putin locked these people up while we pander & pass hate crime laws for disrespecting a loony’s nonsense.
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The next adolf is the psyco Putin. Won’t be happy until he loses everything.
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Surely, the Kremlin and the upper echelons of the Russian Duma must realise that the World will never, ever trust Putin again. When it has all died down. no matter what the eventual outcome, he will always be considered a lying bully. That Russia will forever be a pariah state, not to be trusted as long as he is in charge. They must realise that he has to go …
Maybe he will fall victim to an umbrella tip???????
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The madman’s brain has been raddled with neurosyphilis and cheap vodka, turning him into a very dangerous cunt.
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https://t.me/intelslava
Russian aligned Telegram channel, not an endorsement from me but its a perspective with real time updates.
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One word describes him:TWAT.
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A quartet of twats! Putin, Corbyn, Senile shit head Biden & Trudeau!
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The Oligarchs wil not be happy… those crippling economic sanctions are stopping them from earning money – it’s mooted that they are losing trillions of dollars because of Putin. Somebody will pop a cap in his ass sometime soon.
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I know it’s only March but I think putin already has the Cunt of the year 2022 title in the bag.
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