Richard Osman [2]

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Richard Osman is a cunt.

On House of Games (tonight on Dave) he referred to TV presenter Michelle Ackerly as “English”.

She is of Ghanaian and Nigerian descent! At most, she’s BRITISH, but she certainly ain’t English! Gotta praise him for actually saying ENGLISH though, as that’s pretty much become a dirty word (if I say I’m English, I am usually judged as racist).

Nominated by: ElDiablo666

67 thoughts on “Richard Osman [2]”

  1. He is such a pompous know-it-all : A cleverclogs on steroids. What is worse is that he is so aware f it. He could never be accused of wearing his knowledge lightly. Now he thinks he is an author. What with that and the pointless Pointless and hosting just about the most inane game show on Wireless 4 “The Birthday Cake Game”, he is indeed a supercunt of Blairite proportions.

    I wonder how many times he had his head put down the school lavatory?

    • Yeah, he’s like Stephen Fry, an auto-dick-tact. But they would both fall into the shit-pit on any Japanese game-show. Fry looks like he hasn’t broken sweat since… well… better not finish that thought! He’s corpulent cunt, let’s leave it at that. Osman? Not really cunt, he’s cunt-esque at times, but he’ll be handy for swatting Russians fighter-jets out of the sky, so someone wake him out of his giant bed, pronto!

  4. Born in Manchester of African descent. Educated at Alderney Edge School where she was deputy head girl (according to Wikicunt).

    Sounds English to me.

    Surely biological descent doesn’t matter? If she’s born and raised in England and speaks English then she’s English. English is one thing I don’t mind people identifying as, as long as they are loyal to England and to the UK.

    She might be a cunt on other grounds, I don’t know. But at least she would be an English cunt.

    Osman is definitely a cunt, though. But not for this.

      • “It’s the old saying – If a cat was born in a kennel, would you call it a dog?”

        I would if it barked and ate dog food.

      • The argument doesn’t hold water.

        A cat is a different species to a dog. A human, regardless of racial characteristics, is still the same species as another human.

      • Black Humans are different to White Humans (reference my nom about miscarriages of black women) 👍

        However, to be English you do need to be born in in England, cats, dogs and humans 😂

      • Some conflate English with being Anglo-saxon. I don’t.
        People who are of italian blood can identify as Scottish or Welsh.

    • I completely agree with you. My great grandparents were German and Polish but I’m English, born and bred. I do like pork though…..

      • “I completely agree with you. My great grandparents were German and Polish but I’m English, born and bred. I do like pork though…..”

        Me too. Russian on my mother’s side and Italian/ Greek on my fathers side.

        But of a dog’s dinner really.

    • MMCM@.
      At the risk of sounding a pendantic cunt, Alderley Edge.
      Not that it’s that important.

    • Whilst reading your first paragraph, I thought you were writing about Osman…Imagine my disappointment!

    • Agree 100%. My missus (of Indian descent) was born and brought up in England and is as English as anyone posting here,

  5. Born in Manchester of dark-key descent. Educated at Alderney Edge School where she was deputy head girl (according to Wikicunt).

    Sounds English to me.

    Surely biological descent doesn’t matter? If she’s born and raised in England and speaks English then she’s English. English is one thing I don’t mind people identifying as, as long as they are loyal to England and to the UK.

    She might be a cunt on other grounds, I don’t know. But at least she would be an English cunt.

    Osman is definitely a cunt, though. But not for this.

    • English derives from a white ethnicity from European ancestry. It is proudly our last foothold in this country as we slowly disappear and become just “Brish”

      • No nation has 100 per cent ethnic purity. The English are a mixture of Anglo- Saxons, Celts and Vikings. I was reading today that the ancestral homelands of all humans has been pinpointed- in Sudan. Like you I think mass immigration is a disaster but don’t think we should reject people who identify as English and love England and all it represents. As long as they do.

        If they don’t they can fuck of to whichever third world shithole they originated from.

      • @MMCM

        Very valid points you’ve made there.

        My heritage from a few generations back is that of the Emerald Isle but I feel as thoroughly English as anybody else who claims themselves an Englishman.
        Couple of my lifelong friends for example are from Polish stock but they too are as English as I am as far as I have ever been concerned.
        I appreciate that none of those last two sentences make much sense or may appear contradictory yet the point I think I’m trying to make is that skin colour is an obvious visual barrier to being defined as English in some peoples eyes.

        Shouldn’t really be the case as long as a person speaks the language, have their recent roots in England i.e. born raised educated here, are culturally aligned to the English heritage, is proud of the St George flag etc.

        I’d rather a patriotic black than some white self loathing, English hating, Guardian reading drip by comparison.

        Sorry for the waffle and Good Morning

      • MMCM Unrestricted mass migration has spread like a growing carcinoma across the Globe. As you rightly say ( and I agree ) we ( the English ) are descended from Anle,Sax , European migration. We are ( all ) of European and White.

        In Bury My Heart at wounded Knee, the Indian Nation stated “that when they came they were few in numbers, friendly and never demanding. When they came many in number.They took everything ”

        I conclude that I am proud to be white, I am proud to be ethnic to these shores.

      • I’m proud to be English as well Broonarses. But I think the point is that nationality and allegiance is about more than DNA. Even the original Anglo-Saxons would have taken on Celts they found in Britain and anglicised them, whereupon they also became Anglo Saxons.

  6. Osman is a 24 carat cunt without this. The bloke must still live at home with his mum. His house of games shitfest ruins my evening meal, must have been thought up by him when he had to hide in his room, because everyone wants to give him a good shoeing. Proper sad wanker. I hope he comes on here, reads this and goes off and finds a length of rope. Fits right in with the BBC, I don’t even know who most of his guests are… all cunts too. Who wants a prize with him on either ? Big headed 50’s timewarp streak of piss. I have to endure him because Mrs K watches it. I read the paper instead.

  7. Osman is a cunt at many levels, and it surprises me that so few people are entertained by his arrogance and pomposity. Bring back Michael Miles.

    • Michael Miles “your quiz inquisitor” – that takes me back – to Associated Redifussion and Friday evenings on shore leave. Little Alec somebody who gonged out those who said yes or no in the yes/no interlude, Bob Danvers-Walker announcing the prizes (he seemed to get a special kick out of announcing the three booby prizes- half a banana, a leaking washing up bowl and one of AnalEase Dodd’s used fanny wrappers), and some idiot playing the electric organ – Dominic Grieve?

  8. Looking at this ugly mooch you just know what the ladies will be thinking:

    “No thanks”

  9. Him and his mate on pointless, what a pair of smug twats, cannot watch / listen to anything they do….should be sent to Ukraine…..☠️

      • He thinks the oboe “sounds masculine”?. It sounds like Jess Phillips as her voice was breaking. Perhaps his background is what makes him sound so entitled?. It makes me laugh these wankers go to university,find they are shit at their courses and “take up comedy”, then (no doubt with the help of daddies money) go to the Edinburgh Festival and win first prize at the Perrier Awards, for seeing how many time you can say “fuck” to an audience of drunken and stoned teens and twenty-somethings. That useless award has been the gateway to many woke Wireless 4 shows in recent years. Max Miller or Ken Dodd they are not.

  10. Glasse to look intelligent. A smart suit and tidy haircut.

    I suspect it’s all manufactured and he just reads the answers from a laptop.

    False knowledge.

    True cunt.

  12. Scottish nationalist = patriotic Scotsman
    Welsh nationalist = patriotic Welshman
    Irish nationalist = patriotic Irishman
    English nationalist = xenophobic bigot

    Osman? Long streak of piss.
    And Armstrong is even worse.

    • By the way Admin, I trust we’re going to be cunting the Tsar of Russia sometime very soon.

    • Welsh nationalist = lefty bigot cunt.
      Scottish nationalist = lefty bigot cunt.
      Irish nationalist = religious bigot cunt
      English nationalist = right wing bigot cunt.

      You can be proud of where you come from without being a nationalist.

  13. I fucking hate this smug wanker and I fucking hate his show.

    The inane questions seem to be set by the same team that does the mind numbingly tedious Tipping Point.

    Whenever he cracks a joke he has the amazed look on his face as if he has just said the most funny thing ever.

    But it’s the false chuminess between him and his guests that really annoys me.
    The appearance is that they are all old mates.

    I feel that the reality is that it’s the first time any of them have ever met, and after their appearances on his dismal show they will all go back to ignoring each other.

    • A lot of the guests in House of Gayblack are bbc prats or signed up with the comedy agents the bbc uses.
      I think a fair amount of chumminess is real.
      They seem to have a fair number of questions based on naming obscure comedians and celebrities from bbc three.
      All a bit incestuous.

  14. Osman was born in the same hospital as me, just a few days later. Pity I was too young to ask mum to smother the baby Osman cunt with a pillow.

    It would have been a mercy killing.

  16. Smug ugly cunt without a doubt. He must have an enormous cock though. Apparently he’s in a relationship with someone called Ingrid Oliver who looks quite fit. He’s punching there. Respect for the cock, cunt for the rest of the body.

  17. Only seen the cunt on Pointless. His ‘banter’ with the other cunt is toe curling.

    Cunt.

  18. I’d enjoy House of Games if Osman included the ‘Everyone jump into the woodchipper’ round, including him.

  19. Never heard of him but from the pic he looks like a right wanker … and going on my general view that 95% of people are cunts then he prolly is.

  20. I never knew that there was so many stand up comics in this cuntry. Never heard of any of them, why isn’t Andrew Laurance on there??

  21. No idea who this cunt is and have never watched his shitty TV show or read his greasy books.

    Fuck him, he can suck a donkey’s cock for all I care.

    • That’s a lovely image, Spanky. I was going to have some breakfast. I’ll wait a while now.

  23. Can’t see the problem personally. If she had corrected him by outlining her heritage then perhaps she could be cunted.
    That’s the problem with bigots, they complain that people don’t fit in because of their heritage, usually prefixed by ‘I’m not racist but…’ then complain when they do. I’ve never heard of the woman so I have no idea if she’s a cunt for any other reason, but not this surely.
    Osman may be a cunt but I don’t watch anything he’s in. There is a choice, it’s called the off button.

  27. There is English and then there are ‘English’ of ‘something’

    You can bet that those who are English and trace their routes as English through several generation identify as English, those who are born in England to, for example, umbongo parents identify as British

    Being born in England doesn’t necessarily mean someone identifies as English.

  30. He does like awarding free points to the WoC, even when they get it wrong.

    Bigotry of low expectations.

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