Mock The Week

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Mock The Week. Can’t totally confirm this, but here goes: Mock The Week used to give the points (and the victory) to the team who were funnier or got the answers right. In the latest series, it seems the team with the gay/lesbian/disabled/muslim/hindu wins, even if the other team get the most ‘points’.

This is PC/Diversity favouritism and sullies enjoyment of the programme.

I’d love to see an episode with a gay hindu and a disabled on one team, and a lesbian muslim and a transgender on the other. It would break reality!

The programme needs putting back how it was, or just cancelled. No wonder Frankie Boyle left!

Nominated by: ElDiablo666

110 thoughts on “Mock The Week”

  1. I just heard the 0700 news on Wireless 4. There is some story about “transgender rights” which that fucking useless waste of oxygen the “Good Law Project” has taken up. It is a very serious matter, apparently, and that means the BBC now have a “LGBT Correspondent” – and a right bender he sounds. I think a he. Or perhaps an it. Or perhaps a woman with a baritone voice.

    How many fucking trans perverts are there in Britain?

      • Transsexual and transgender have different meanings though often used interchangeably.

        Transsexual refers to a cunt who has undergone a slash n’ gash operation (male to female) or had their tits cut off and a fake knob sewn on (female to male).

        Transgender refers to a cunt whose gender identity differs from their actual sex, but has not undergone the requisite surgery to alter their sexual characteristics, as above.

      • Transsexual: an individual who has undergone a sex change operation or who identifies as a different gender than assigned at birth. It is an older term, but means the same.

    • Yeah, this show was awesome when it started, then it jumped the shark at some point, not sure when, but when Frankie Boyle left, it went downhill and it sounds like it eats a bag of woke limp dicks now.

      • Frankie has also gone down the woke road, he used to be almost insultingly funny, now I’d rather watch mould grow on some bread.

      • He was always a liberal, he worked in a mental hospital pre-stand-up (like Jo Brand) and if you know him as a real person, he has always been soft-spoken and considerate of others. He was basically playing a character or version of himself from 1996-2019 and now he’s dropped that character so it’s now just a grown-up 1994 era Frankie we get. I loved his stand-up, but if he wants to sustain his career and shekel supply for his kids then that’s his choice, others are stepping in to fill the voids in woke-society, it will be an underground thing for 20 years then return to the mainstream… maybe. You can’t kill comedy, it’s as old as dancing and shagging.

      • It was a bit PC even years ago, I think it was Brexit that tipped it over the edge, all of them were sulking remoaners and the wokeness just went from strength to strength. Like HIGNFY its now boring, unfunny and way past its sell by date.

      • Brexit, Trump and Covid have wrecked comedy for the mainstream outlets, that’s why it will be driven underground. It will end up on the Dark Net the way things are going, but you can’t buy laughter, it’s our most divine quality.

  3. Just like hignfy m t W started off promisingly. Now cancel comedy culture has killed it. Comedy is on its death throws hope the woke cunts are pleased.

    • Comedy on TV is dead. I think that comedy will be driven underground – we’re going back to 1962 Lenny Bruce, Peter Cook, etc.

      • If I had the cash I would get a venue and put on nights for the people who want real comedy.

      • Joe Rogan talked about opening his own club in Austin, Texas where he now lives. Not sure if he still desires this. Neil Young could play it!

      • “…Neil Young could play it!”

        …a la Blues Brothers behind a chicken wire mesh, five minutes in and our Neil is soaked in piss and stretchered off. Cracking gig!

  4. I despise Mock the Week with a vengeance. Boring, PC obsessed, unfunny woke cunts try to be more boring, obsessed, unfunny and woke than the boring, unfunny, woke PC obsessed cunts they are pitched against.

    All presided over by an obnoxious boring, unfunny PC obsessed woke fat Irish cunt.

    Being forced to watch this stuff 24/7 is my definition of hell.

    Smug cunts.

    • Id rather watch fuckin paint dry.
      The host isnt funny,
      The guests arent funny.
      Painful.

      Not seen it in years but occasionally theyd have that irish humour cancer Ed Byrne on,
      I cant stand that cunt he gives me ulcer.

      If I want wit and a laugh,
      I watch ‘when animals attack’ videos.
      Cant breathe for laughing at a bison headbutting a elderly yank!😁

  5. Haven’t watched it in well over a decade.
    They were smug cunts then but at least amusing on occasion after a few drinks.
    There is no such thing as comedy on television any longer.
    It’s full of weird cunts and closet Gays.

    No thank you.

    • Not even closet gays, they shove it into your face. I occasionally used to ring Alan Carr mildly amusing but now my overwhelming desire is to feed the cunt into a mincer.

      • “…Ring? I typed ‘find’. What sort of fucking autocorrect is that?”

        I worked out the ‘F’ bit, the ‘R’ key is just above so if you mis-hit it… but the other bit I thought fuck me Moggie does the same as me!?… for some reason whenever I want to type a ‘d’ I end up hittind a ‘g’ and vice versa, even with a pen?! Always done it even from a kid.
        And what’s wierder… my lad does the same??? What the fuck’s that all about?

  6. My idea of comedy is mocking people less fortunate than myself, so imagine my disappointment when they had some handicapped female on the programme and not one of the “witty” panellists cracked a joke about spacca-chariots or Joey Deacon….until we do away with all this Snowflake nonsense,we’ll never see the likes of the great Bernard Manning again.

    It’s a fucking disgrace.

    • Wasn’t that Rosie (Downsy) Jones (?) was it? Jesus H. Comdy is all… ALL… about whipcrack timing but waiting for her to stumble and mumble to a punchline is akin to watching her straing to pass a sticky shit!

    • Apparently it’s a law of comedy not to ‘punch down’ these days, which BBC comedians routinely break to punch down on the uneducated, stupid and poor Brexit voters they despise.

  7. Like others I stopped watching it years ago. The flabby Irish cunt tries to squeeze every last drop of ‘humour’ out of it, getting more and more ‘Oirsh’ in the process until I can’t make out what the arsehole is saying.
    I always felt there was something fake about it, and I found out what a few years ago when Ross Noble said why he’s never been on it is because it’s scripted. Spontaneous it is not. Load of fucking shite.

    • They like having comedians who are disabled on dont they?
      Or amputee comedians or that comedienne with cerebral palsy.

      Wouldn’t be surprised if they have Jimmy Carr on in a coma,
      Or the first road fatality comedian,
      Just a bucket of offal sat on the fuckin desk.

    • That’s why the “jokes” only ever have the same three punchlines – Brexit, the Tories and Trump.

    • “The flabby Irish cunt tries to squeeze every last drop of ‘humour’ out of it…”

      Yep that’s exactly what he does; he rarely originates a joke he just bandwagons someone else’s gag and contrives an extension interspersed with endless “aaaaaarrrrr”s. God that program was shit!

  8. Most shows if this ilk have employed well rehearsed ad libs and spontaneity since their inception, but it’s so obvious on MTW as to be cringe worthy. Add to that the use of lgbt, spacca, mudslime and dark key ‘comedians’ and it can only be worse. Even a humble game show, like family fortunes, has become a black/ethnic vs white contest nowadays

  9. Other than kumar and unfunny handicapped people, the worst thing about is how they pretend not to know what the subjects will be, then repeat their scripted “jokes”. Don’t know if sarah millicunt is still on it, but if so she is the worst thing. Or gormless cunt Russell Howard, who is by far the worst. I could go on…….

    • If handicapped comedians want to raise a laugh from the audience all they need is a tin and tin opener.

      The joke lasts for ages and the beans can be eaten afterwards as a post gig snack by that big fat oirish cunt.

  11. I can stomach that Dara NoBrain. Unfunny, smug, fat Oirish cunt.

    Feck off with you, to be sure.

    • Like so many of these people (I refuse to think of them as comedians) the Irishman has made plenty of money by expressing dislike for this country. Would he live anywhere else? No fucking way.

    • I tried watching his stand-up on YT once and… not funny, he’s very awkward on stage and can’t connect with the audience. How he got famous is a mystery. He’s funny, but funny in a bloke-down-the-pub way, not, “let’s give this guy 3 million quid,” level funny.

  12. Is that unfunny little bald cunt with the tache still on? About as hilarious as face cancer.

    • It would certainly be hilarious to wake one fine morning to read the set had burst into flames and promptly collapsed onto the smug dull cunts.

      I live in hope.

    • Max Miller was the last great British comedian who worked “clean” AND “blue”. Died in 1963. That was when Lenny Bruce in America came along, the satire-boom came along with Peter Cook et al, then we got “alternative comedy” from Billy Connolly through to the early 80s comedians. Manning was his own beast, owned his own club, was beholden to no one. He was a brilliant comedian but often “punched down” and debased himself as a master comedian, so his peers never really respected him. He pandered to the crass-minded people of Britain while he himself was a highly intelligent man, well-read, great family man. Let me put it this way: imagine if Les Dawson did the crass jokes that Bernard did? Les would never have found fame on TV and his kids would have been ashamed of him. Be raw in comedy, but punch UP at politicians, etc.

      • The woke comedians claim to punch up, but often don’t. Frankie Boyle punched down making jokes about Harvey Price. They all love to punch down when it comes to the working class people who voted Brexit.

  15. It was always a hotbed of remainer left wing bolshevism, but it was tolerable while Frankie Boyle was on it, since then it’s been abject shite… Oh yeah and Dara Ó Briain is a c×nt…!!

  16. Fucking dreadful.
    Rehearsed banter.
    Unfunny cunts.
    Woke and lefty.
    Presided over by a fat Irish cunt who rivals Nish Kumar for lack of humour.

  18. Never watched it, never even heard of it.

    I would rather carve my eyes out with a a rusty bread knife than subject myself to the so called “comedians” the BBC peddle.

    Give me Peter Sellers or Sid James any time.

  19. The BBC should make a comedy show where ONLY ‘outdated language’ is allowed, now that would be hilarious.
    Or just do a re run of one of Bernard’s shows 👍

  20. This is cast iron genuine. I fucking hate Dara O’whateverHisNameIs. I was going out with a South African girl some time ago, and was watching this cunt, and he was asked what things he hates.
    “Cats, people who make noises with their snot, and white South Africans(big laughs)”. As I was knobbing one of them, and have found South Africans of all races to be great folks, I complained to the regulators about this foul r@cism, and was told “This programme is loved by many for it’s edgy humour and for this reason we won’t be upholding your complaint”. I was thinking of writing back to tell them (untruthfully) that I despise all Irishmen and k@ffirs and see how edgy they find that. Obviously he didn’t feel he could make the same joke about bl@ck saffers.

    Have hated this cunt ever since and won’t watch him.

    • I have made several ( justified ) complaints to BBC over a number of years, and have never received the courtesy of a letter in return.
      I no longer watch BBC, and no longer contribute to their slush fund.
      I await another Boris promise to defund the BBC, but may have to wait a long time. like , forever!

    • WOW, he said he hated CATS and wasn’t burned alive? Jesus. But seriously, how the fuck did he get away with saying he hated white South Africans? Good example of how media has brainwashed people into thinking white South Africans are the “bad guys” and Nelson Mandela, a terrorist, was and still is a paragon of virtue that we all must revere. Dara O’Briain thinks he’s an intellectual, that’s why he is a mediocre hack. I think that once you go on the BBC full-time as a comedian, you are no longer a “pure” comedian, you are a handmaiden for populist pablum and should kill yourself via wank-hanging in a Thailand hotel.

  21. Isn’t it time Darling O’Braindead went 100% woke and issued a tearful apology for the Irish Potato Famine? Looking at the size of the cunt, it’s obvious his ancestors caused it by eating all the spuds.

  22. Used to go to Mannings Embassy Club in harpurhey in the day, don’t believe the racist shite they accuse him of, every fucker in the club got the piss taken out of them , no matter colour/ creed / religion …..😂

    • That’s the thing that really pisses me off too. How the fuck can you be accused of a specific -ism if you have a go at everything?

      • I don’t think he was ever called a, “racist”. Maybe on Mrs Merton? He never came across as hateful of anyone. Jim Davidson did and still does though, very angry man.

      • “Jim Davidson did and still does though, very angry man.”

        Couldn’t give a fuck, he knows his way around marine diesels and that’s good enough for Chops.

  23. Clearly MTW has had its time … like all things they’re OK at the onset but once others see a recipe that draws an audience it is weaponised … we know this and recognise it … only action available is to cease watching and look for opportunities to bring down one or more of the contestants by using their flawed character sets that they like to portray against them.
    Anyway, I don’t fuckin like comedians … none of ’em! Never trust a cunt that finds everything funny … in our team we have policy of putting the ‘would be comedians’ in harms way and hanging them out to dry … they soon STFU. Bunch of cunts.

  24. Saw it about 15 years ago – a bunch of talentless smirking cunts making their usual banal and unfunny “jokes” and “witty repartee” written by some soyflake backstage.
    Better things to do with my time.
    It is a good analogy of the BBC as a whole – an echo chamber of leftist pricks who know but don’t care they have destroyed yet another institution.

    • I can’t imagine what things you have to do that are better than watching a bunch of ‘comedians’ nobody has ever heard of reading scripted ad libs which aren’t remotely funny. Please elucidate.

      • Moggie@ – I imagine time being machine gunned would be better and more enjoyably spent time than watching “Mock The TV Licence Payers”! 😀

  25. Anyone else noticed celebrity game shows are packed with “stand up comedians”. Never heard of any of the cunts….. Still do not watch any of these programmes what they infest.

    • Yeah, anyone can call themselves a stand-up these days, it was once hard to call yourself a professional stand-up comedian, it took years of rejection, on the road in horrible venues, but now there seems to be thousands of stand-ups on the circuit and many get filmed specials, Netflix, etc. The shit ones get found out eventually, though.

  26. I hate the shovel faced bog trotter that presents it so have never watched anything other than Franky Boyle clips.
    Russel Howard looks like a gimp mask wearing fag with child fancying tendencies. Fuck that sideways and kill it with fire.

  27. You watch television yet still cunt the content ?
    It’sa box of shit used to peddle moronic shit,propaganda and fakery.
    Do cunters recall when that joey type ‘won’ a comedy award for an act consisting of his drooling over a tablet while making grunting noises and pulling faces?
    Hilarious, oh how we laughed, almost as much as we do at those Unicef adverts for fly riddled feargal sharkey kids.
    No, I never did buy mine, if I want to attract flies I curl out a whopper and leave it in the sun for a few days.
    On the cunt neighbours car bonnet.

  29. I have three mnld episodes and outtakes on DVD. Was a lot funnier back then, jokes about Princess Diana and the Queen, and puite insulting and risque at times. But, of course, Frankie was in them.

    • Yeah, it was a mental show at times, brutal stuff from Boyle, but like all things authentic, the establishment find a way of watering them down or binning anything too raw. That’s why we need many new big platforms that are no-holds-barred but don’t break the law.

      • I wonder if we can start our own TV channel, and have very risque and insulting comedy, really good FREE porn, discussion programmes with REAL honest opinions, and other non-woke stuff.

    • Clicking my username here should take you to my YouTube. Otherwise its Diablo666Daemon666. I have gaming videos, singing (or trying to), random stuff, opinions on things. I hope to upload again soon when I get my account sorted. Got about 20-30 videos waiting to go on.

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