Santa Claus [4] – A Different View

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This fat fucking clown in a red suit is a cunt even though he doesn’t exist. The concept of distracting our children from the true meaning of this holiday so they can direct their gratitude toward an imaginary man is a cunt.

I refuse for an instant to feed this lie to my child. I refuse to let her sit on a strange man’s lap. I refuse to make her think that she should thank some nonexistent fat bastard for her gifts when it is Mom and Dad who work hard to provide them.

The thing that brings my piss to a simmer the most, however, is that this obese clown is declared to have attributes that could only be ascribed to God:
(‘cos that’s not make believe either – NA)

– Omniscience-He knows when you’re sleeping, good, bad, etc
– Omnipotence- Can fit his fat ass down a chimney or through a key hole, eat millions of cookies in a night, fly, etc
– Perfect Justice- The good are rewarded and the bad are rebuked.
– Eternal Life- The Fucker never dies.

You get the point.

He is an evil counterfeit for the One whom Christmas is meant to celebrate.
And any cunt who dresses like Satan Claus is a cunt too for promoting this lie.

I alledge that more of these seasonal clowns are peedough-files than we will ever know.
Fuck Santa Cunt and this whole blight on what should be a solemn and meaningful celebration and the parents that go along.

Merry Christmas!

Nominated by: Meat Curtains

48 thoughts on “Santa Claus [4] – A Different View”

  2. Santa must exist.
    Every year I was tortured by my mother, who told me that as I had misbehaved all year, (true), I would be getting fuck all.
    Nevertheless, I always had presents under the tree, so it must have been Santa who bought them.
    He still brings me single malt every year.
    Or is that Satan?

    • It’s Santa.Satan would bring you Advocaat and crème de Menthe, mixed together.🤢🤮😭

      • Advocaat. Blimey that takes me back.
        When me dear old mam was alive (many years ago now alas) we used to buy two huge bottles at Xmas and leave it outside to chill to near freezing, then have nips over the hols.
        Wouldn’t drink it at any other time of the year, but at this time it was just a perfect seasonal sip.

      • A drinking game ended each round with the loser having to drink a mixture suggested by the winner.
        The worst was Guinness and Advocaat, a disgusting pulsating horrorshow…

    • my great gran was a nasty cow, my grandad as a boy was told he wouldn’t get a xmas prezzie for hitting his brother, fucking months later she hadnt forgotten and the poor boy got nothing on christmas morning, his brother got a tangerine and a toy boat, they shared it.

  4. Mildly amusing to read a rant against one fictional character in favour of two other fictional characters.

    Io Saturnalia.

  6. Bloody hell, Mr Curtains!

    Kids have so little to look forward to in life, let the little fuckers enjoy the “magic of childhood”, whilst they still can😢

    Now-get that Santa suit on, you know it makes sense 😀👍

      • Ive never heard the like!
        May god forgive you,
        Lucky not to be struck by lightning for such blasphemy!!
        Father Christmas is a kindly heavily bearded whitey fond of a drink, food and the company of reindeer.
        Nowt wrong with that.

      • Afternoon Miserable.

        I wonder if you can help me. Do you know if Sanity Clause is the same person as Father Christmas?

        Also, is it true that he recently came out the closet? I hope not, Lady Creampuff has been looking forward all year to Santa emptying his sack over her carpet and going up her chimney.

        If the fascist cunt tries anything on with me he’ll get short-arm jab to the belly and this heavy iron mangle shoved up his arse till he can’t come anymore.

      • Afternoon Ruff👍
        Naw, Father Christmas is a different bloke to Satan Claus.
        Santa is a yank,
        Hes in the pocket of the Coca cola company, the fuckin shill.
        And a fat cunt.
        Yanks leave a burger and a bucket of cola for him Christmas eve

        Father Christmas is different.
        Hes kindly, jovial, well built (not fat) and a Englishman.
        Probably northern.
        He likes a mincemeat pie an a pint of sherry.

        Missus creampuff knows the true meaning of Christmas and im sure as she unwraps her many presents shell coo with excitement!
        Same as missus Miserable.
        Ive spent a absolute fortune in Poundland!
        Dont get much change out of a £20 note nowadays eh?!

      • Nah he’s a twat.
        Last year I posted a letter to him (first class!) begging for a set of Julia Hartley-Brewer’s undies, fresh off, of course.
        Did I get them? Did I fuck.
        He’s nowt but a fraud if you ask me.

      • I got Lady C a nightie from Cancer Research (or rather she got it for me to wrap up and give to her) £5.50.

        Plus the cats have got her 3 bottles of Croft original sherry. I’ll be cooking her a special Christmas dinner tomorrow, a fabulous joint of pork, pigs in blankets, sprouts, carrots, mash, roast potatoes and lashings of gravy!

  7. Don’t worry, in a few years we’ll have Schwabby Klaus instead. He’ll break through your front door on the 25th with his bunch of merry helper Chinese UN ballifs, and reposses the most expensive items he can find for all the darling children in third world countries.

    He’ll also fine you for offering him alcohol and non-insect sourced mince pies.

    • “Ho ho ho, no presents for you because you own nothing and you will be Happy by order of the new world order. Instead I’ve brought you your 56th mRNA Covid shot, bend over”

  8. Santa Claus is a cunt and everything about christmas is a load of shite. Made-up nonsense which has half the population running around like a bunch of idiots. “Oh I’ve got to kiss all my relatives, no I’m not going to bother wearing a mask”. Conveniently gives the Post Office an excuse for losing your mail. Fucking glad when it’s all over, gives us about eight months before it starts again.

    • Why not ignore the Bullshit, if you don’t want to comply just don’t do it. If your family don’t comply with your Christmas, just fucking shoot them.

  9. Santa is a cunt. Father Christmas, on the other hand, is brilliant. He always comes to our house to down a few single malts and a mince pie. Nothing woke about Father Christmas.

  10. At least there’s a point in a child’s life that they are allowed to stop believing in Santa, who no doubt is an anagram of Satan for some.
    I don’t think anyone has ever been murdered in the name of Santa though…..

    • give it time, now that santa must by law be dark he’ll climb down your chimney, rob your house, rape your misses and leave in your car with your credit cards

  11. Yeah Santa’s a shit stain and all that religious BS needs to be gotten rid of …
    Restructure the December holiday period into something fuckin’ useful.
    Have some events like;
    Prison Purge … any offender not showing signs of improvement … off the roof.
    Office Purge … not up to the job? … sacked or off the roof.
    Home Purge … stuff n family no longer pleasing … out with ’em/it.
    The list of purgeable things is endless … gives you something meaning ful to do until you go back to work … unless of course ya got purged.

  12. Santa is a yank. It’s Father Christmas (he’s English and the Yank version is a fraud.)

    Santa is just another old man who likes getting letters from kids wanting him to make their dreams come true. A bit like Jimmy Savile then.

    Only trust Father Christmas. Santa is one of them dodgy foreign types.

  13. One of the few fun things about going back to school after Christmas was asking the two jehovas witnesses kids what presents they had. ‘You know we don’t celebrate Christmas like that’ they would usually reply, then we would tell them in great detail what pushbikes or games we had.
    Kids are fucking evil eh?

    • ho ho ho, so long as its a real bird in those stockings not one of those transformer things in a nylon wig with an 8 inch clit

  15. Butttttt I thought Santa was banned for being waycisssst and you had by law to put your child on a sooty trannie’s lap for christmas fiddling

  16. Santa in an unholy abomination…..”Thou shalt have no other gods before Me” Exodus 20.22.

    Anyone who panders to the blasphemy that is Santa deserves to roast on The Devil’s hobs…. Idolatry should be considered a crime on par with Homosexuality,being coloured or owning a pushbike….No mercy given.

  19. Just a bit of innocent escapism once a year, where you can try to believe that all human kind are not twats, shower your family with gifts, to show that nice things still happen even if it is only one day, have lie-ins, turn the crap covid TV off, play with the kids toys and have a drink, what’s not to like, the rest of the year is fucking hardwork.

    MERRY CHRISTMAS CUNTERS.

  20. The calm before the storm. The cunts are going to shaft us next year. Christmas day fucking boosters? What kind of cunt goes in for that bollocks?.

    • Not me mate, I’ve had really bad bat flu and naturally recovered, then been made sick on two vacines and recovered, no more for me, this could go on forever.

      Vitamin C, D, Zinc and let my natural immune system do the work like it did before.
      (I’m not anti-vax, just anti-bullshit).

  21. Dear kids

    I have finally woke up to the fact that you are all nasty, rat clawed, grasping little cunts! As such, you will be receiving absolutely fuck all for Christmas! Your fucking behavior absolutely appalled me and the only thing you deserve is a fucking good leathering to within an inch of your worthless, pointless lives and then fed feet first through an industrial meat grinder and fed to pigs!

    Best regards
    Santa!

  22. It’s just so silly, the fat cunt has to get up and down 10,000 chimneys PER SECOND on Christmas Eve, with the associated filling stockings saying hohoho eating the treats drinking the beer, scolding the reindeers etc.

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