Moaning Bastards

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There really are some ungrateful, small-minded and totally selfish bastards out there, who constantly whinge at the most trivial of things. It’s as if they’ve got nothing better to do with their time other than to flame, flame and flame some more – professional trolls in other words.

There’s 2 or 3 local online Cumbrian news sites I visit from time to time – “News and Star”, “Cumbria Crack” and “Whitehaven News”

All three cover most of the Cumbria area. They’re fairly small businesses, and not owned by any faceless corporate entity as far as I can tell. As such their resources, both financially and human, are quite limited. But they do the best with what they have, which often means some of their reporting isn’t as thorough or concise compared to the MSM.

But this is completely overlooked by some of the whinging cunts who constantly moan in the comments section of local news articles, especially to do with the weather.

The article would be about some weather warning for the ENTIRE Cumbria region, and yet you’ll get some cunts posting “What has Barrow-in-Furnace (South Cumbria) got to do with Carlisle (North Cumbria)?”; or “You said it would snow in Ravenglass, but nothing happened. My kids wanted to build snowmen and are now distraught!”

Another cunt moaned about Storm Arwen bringing down trees across the A595, blocking the road in both directions and taking hours to clear due to the appalling conditions.

Someone said “My Asda home delivery was 9 hours late. We went without our birthday cake for our party. Why couldn’t they hurry up and clear the road? Its only a couple of trees!”

And another cunt wrote “Your reporting on Storm Arwen, was woeful. Lots of information missing. Why couldn’t you get your reporters out there doing their job, or were they back home watching it on YouTube?. It’s simply not good enough!”

Then you get the cunts who moan about all the adverts making it almost impossible to read an article. I recall someone whinging to the N&S news site “Why do you have so many ads? It spoils my enjoyment. I may have to go elsewhere for my news!”

Someone replied by more or less saying the news site is dependent on ads and subscriptions given that is a free news site. He added that if you want fewer ads subscribe.

To whit the cunt replied by saying “Why should I have to pay!?” And then they wonder why these local news sites struggle to survive on limited resources.

I did actually reply to some moaning cunt who kept on criticising the Whitehaven News, by suggesting if you don’t like the site go elsewhere!

Typically she replied “Why should I?”

Cunts.

Nominated by: Technocunt

43 thoughts on “Moaning Bastards”

    • Mike@

      That header pic is Meghan Sparkle!
      Taken the moment she opened the first statement from their joint bank account.
      😁

      (TBH the header pic was from NA’s private Sparkletits porn stash. She’s not actually humping Fuckwit Harry, but more like a bagful of $10,000 bills! – Day Admin)

  2. I would imagine the whinging cunts are not local, born & bred Cumbrians-rather cunts who have moved in from the south, or fucking millennials.
    🤔

    *I speak with local authority here

    **Not intended asacunting against Techno.

    • To be honest you do have a point because quite a few of the so-called locals aren’t locals at all but cunts (myself included) who have come up from the Midlands and South for the quieter life.

      Took me awhile to adapt to the slower pace of life but have accepted it. But you still get the Entitled Crowd who expect everything to be resolved “just so” within minutes or hours, and not days and weeks.

      And you still read in the same local media of Townies continually moaning about the church bells ringing out, or the cows mooing, and sheep bleating all hours.

      That said I’m sick of the sight of seeing pictures of Doris looking completely clueless in the MSM every morning, Or seeing him at photo ops with a bunch of schoolkids or pretending to show care and concern for the elderly.

      I guess I’m a moaning bastard too!

      • Not sure they are all ‘oop north’. I spent 9hrs outside in deepest darkest Dorset yesterday, whilst going about my business I interacted with just 5 people, one ‘in-bred’ and the other four all mockney cockneys who had moved down here… to escape the rat race. All of them full of entitlement and Hunter wellies. Tossers.

  3. Cumbria Crack sounds intriguing, the possibilities are many.
    Drugs.
    Fanny.
    Geological faults.
    A rustic barn dance combining all three?

  4. I think this cunting would actually make a fine article in the Whitehaven News.
    Don’t be shy, name names. (your typo fixed – Day Admin)

  6. How very dare you?…I am an unashamed moaning bastard and will be reporting you to Admin for triggering me….might report Admin to Admin too unless I receive compo.

    • The first line alone was obviously a personal attack…..”ungrateful, small-minded and totally selfish bastards”…..my M.P. will be hearing about this,you vile man.

      (We humbly apologise if your human rights, delicate disposition and redeeming character have been in anyway besmirched, Dick. We will check the proceeds from our “Help A Diane Abbott” Plastic Pig Money Box, and reimburse you accordingly – Day Admin)

  7. I’d never make a news paper reporter!
    It’s only a couple of trees would be answered with ” why aren’t you out there with a chainsaw, then?”
    Reporting on Storm Arwen not adequate?
    “I’ll just venture out into dangerous, potentially life threatening conditions while you sit at home, then”
    No birthday cake? Fucking bake one, you twat!

  8. Agree with everything in the nom, but I will add that some newspaper websites (perhaps that doesn’t include these local papers in the nom) go so overboard with adverts to the point they crash your device. I hear some of the advertisers sneak fucking adware onto your device. If true, they can fucking fuck right off and when they get there, keep fucking off.

    Ok, you need ad income yada yada, but crash my phone when I try to read one fucking article and I’ll never come back.

    I’m moaning now by the way 😉

  9. If you don’t like moaning cunts you’re in the wrong place.

    Even Victor Meldrew wouldn’t pass the ISAC moanometer test.

    Good nom though.

    • LOL

      Aye…Victor Meldrew would be sharp called a “fucking Snowflake”…. and told to” Fuck Off back to Mumsnet”.

      Morning,CB
      Moaning,All.

    • Morning chaps, I must say (not moaning for a change) that 2021, although shit in the real world, it’s been the best year so far for ISAC; more quality noms than ever, better-written responses than ever and an all-round sense of camaraderie (with a few amusing exception, of course!).

      • I can think of two, not mutually exclusive reasons for this. The first gratuitous one is that 2021 is the year yours truly, BH, started posting here!

        Secondly, the world outside ISAC is approaching ‘peak cunt’ so there’s an abundance of material.

        Top nom pic indeed.

    • And our thanks, as ever, to the never-ending and tireless work done by the admins.

      (Thank you, Thomas. Your cheque is in the post – Day Admin)

      • ****BREAKING NEWS***
        SEAGULL STEALS CHIPS!!!

        This is what makes life worth living.
        What makes us a great country.
        Regional whinging.
        And when retired I’ll jump straight in.
        I want to know someone was accussed of cheating at the fete baking competition.
        I want to know the reason my local boyscout troop leader is in prison.

        Regional moaning is wonderful,
        It shows that nothing of importance is happening.

      • Admin do a such a good job in the background I don’t even notice them.

        Then they chime in with bold text which is usually amusing as well

        (Beep, beep! – Day Admin)

  10. ‘This the day the Lord hath made, rejoice and be glad’.
    Then I proceed to moan about everything all day..

  11. Oh I think we all appreciate and accept that inane bitching n whining is something of a national pastime … we’re really quite good at it. A decent comments section for the local pop or focus group makes a superb target rich environment for trolling. Most people just can’t help themselves … in fact it’s become a highly evolved instinct within British cultural society to ‘run ya mouth’, ‘vent ya spleen’ or generally just go ‘full mongo’ about trivia. The average persons coping mechanism has been scrambled and the reaction volume has been cranked right up. I’m well guilty of shit like that with the online purchases for instant gratification and then the resultant delays associated with receipt of goods to be blamed on the tardy work ethic of vendors or postman and couriers, Brexit, Gookpox etc. … but I’m alright with that cos I’m a cunt and I know this … and anyway it’s my divine right.

  12. It has often been remarked that I am “a moaning old cunt” or a “grumpy old shite”.

    It is a badge I wear with pride.

  13. Moaning Bastardisation is simply a manifestation of a something for nothing, entitlement culture. Cunts who can’t get it into their thick skulls that you don’t get owt for nowt. When what they think is rightfully theirs doesn’t materialise, they fly into whinge mode.
    I could grumble about these cunts all day long.

  14. I am often referred to as miserable or grumpy fucker/cunt/arsehole. I don’t mind. In fact I welcome it to be honest.

  15. Mrs Bastard moans at me for moaning. I moan about fucking cunts moaning about total bollocks, trans, covid, immos…..

  16. Typical reactions for persons who have had it good since time immemorial. Either that or a deep seated mental problem. Many in todays society are so cosseted so far removed from the nasty side of existing they cannot cope very well when something really bad happens ie 9 hour wait for birthday 🎂. My heart goes out to these fragile souls I hope fervently that the correct brandy butter was purchased for the Christmas pudding (vegan, low fat, carbon neutral of course and fair trade) so their celebrations are joyful. I will just get pissed thank the good lord that I’m still here and hope for better things. Christmas greetings to one and all and hope for a better new year.

  17. I see the woke mob came for David Lloyd (Bumble).

    Commentated on the cricket for years, but after saying (years ago) that the cricket clubhouse is the life and blood of a club, but Asian players don’t go in there, that chippy cunt from Yorkshire moaned and Sky started an investigation. Some woke cunt dug this up from somewhere.

    Lloyd has quit, saying he’s leaving because his mates (Gower et al) are retiring from commentary and he feels a bit lonely without them. Timing is interesting though, eh?

    He’s also apologised to that chippy cunt who has ‘accepted’ his apology (who is this cunt, the fucking King?)

    I smell a jump before pushed scenario here, with a nice pay off/pension if you say soz so we can all make it go away.

    Btw, Lloyd was right (in general) and shouldn’t have apologised (but would we say soz with crossed fingers for a nice pay off/pension?)

    • I’d say sorry, take the money then carry on slagging them off. They should applaud the hypocrisy.

  18. I had a moan to my local council, for being cunts, this is how fucking thick they are….

    My wheelie bin lid was broken after apes had emptied it, lid just thrown on the ground next to the bin.
    I called them up and they said yes we can provide a lid repair, wait time is 6 to 8 weeks, well after 7 weeks I called them and said ‘no one has been in touch, any idea when the repair will be done’
    The answer from the moron on the other end of the line ‘the repair teams are running several weeks behind, they will get to you as soon as possible’, I asked if I would be contacted prior to the visit by this highly skilled bin repair team. ‘ oh no they don’t do that they just turn up and do the work’ I explained that my garden gate is kept locked for security and so would need prior notice and as long as I knew when they were coming I could pop the bin out so they could access it without the need to come into the garden ‘ oh no you cant do that, they have to come into the garden to do the work, someone may steal the bin or put something in it’ WHAT! So I put my bin out every week for it to be emptied, it doesn’t get stolen or stuff put in without my permission the only danger for my bin is the fucking bin men!
    The cunt agreed to email the repair team to contact me before turning up, not difficult is it!

    Moan/Rant over 😂

    • Fill your unlidded bin with petrol,set a match to it and roll it,in the style of the reporter glued into a cripple-chariot in “Red Dragon”,through the Council Office doors….they will then have no option but to replace your damaged wheely-bin before the next collection day.

      Glad to help.

      • Thank you Dick, I did ask the idiot just to send me a new lid and I would fit it myself, fuck me the reaction I got was what you would expect if I had asked to sleep with his wife (assuming she was a nice bit of totty) 😂

  19. Sirs:

    Yes, the moaning woman bears a resemblance to Princess Sparkletits, but I suspect she is a retired porn actress whose professional name was Tiffany Thompson.

    Harry should have married Tiffany. She probably has her faults, but won’t keep you up all night yapping about how to monetize the eschaton

    • Hmm, I was going to ask if any cunters could identify the fine young artist in the nom pic. I’m interested in researching her opus.

      I will report back with my findings, eventually, this could take some time.

      Thanks ACYKAC

    • I’m sure that info will come in useful for some of the disgraceful per v erts on here. As long as they don’t forget her name,of course.

      Now how do you bookmark a webpage, this one specifically? Asking for a friend.

  20. Hmm, I was going to ask if any cunters could identify the fine young artist in the nom pic. I’m interested in researching her opus.

    I will report back with my findings, eventually, this could take some time.

    Thanks ACYKAC

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