Insulate Britain [3]

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Insulate Britain are a cunt.

Come on Spanky, that was all weeks and months ago, we’ve all moved onto Omicron and admiring the latest Christmas adverts now…well let me explain.

Back then, IB were all mouth and idiotic action, blocking roads, running out in front of motorway traffic and generally being real real pests. The Police and Courts seemed powerless and the politicians were made to look a joke.

Now a few of them have a taste of pokey where have all the others gone? they all said doing some bird wouldn’t stop them and the would continue causing havoc in support of their mentally deficient team who are in chokey picking up the soap for Big Ron and eating prison biscuits.

I don’t see them do you? have they all gone back to their middle class homes and assisted living units or have their Special Needs Helpers at last rounded them all up and explained that running onto a live carriageway is not the best way to put your point across?

Shame a few of them didn’t get run over. Cunts.

Nominated by: Spanky Mc Spank

46 thoughts on “Insulate Britain [3]”

  1. They don’t want to be glued to the road now that it’s getting a bit chilly. They’re all back at home toasting themselves on their gas-fired central heating.
    They’ll crawl out of the woodwork next Spring.

  3. Yeah, like the immos, posh people don’t like the cold. They like their vegan Christmas and their New Year skiing holidays.
    They’ll be back.

  4. Good nom,

    A pointless cause pursued by pointless cunts. Should have been steamrollered.

  5. I am enjoying the festive period, those IB cunts doing porridge, The Jellyfish getting grief and the French ski resort owners bitching about having no Britons to fleece.

  6. Insulate Britain’s Emma Smart has unfortunately failed in her hunger strike bid, ending her torment at 26 days.
    Emma, you have no conviction (apart from the conviction that led to your jail time). Another few days and you’d have attained irreperable organ failure.
    How disappointing; she’s no Bobby Sands.

  7. I don’t see why these self righteous nutters have to bother any more. They’ve got undercover agent Carrie firmly planted in Number 10 and if the Jellyfish falls the Labour Party is teeming with the bastards.

    • Surely if that horse-faced bitch in number 10 wanted to do her bit for the planet, she wouldn’t have had 2 babies with that scarecrow-haired dickhead?!

  8. They make my piss boil. On what planet should taxpayer money be used to insulate private property? Its one of the most absurd ideologies of recent times.

    Maybe we can use taxpayer money to give me a loft conversion, side extension and conservatory to save the carbon footprint of a bigger newbuild as well please!

    • i had a loan to get my double glazing and loft insulation, these cunts can do the same, or live in a fucking shed, their choice

    • Because lots of old people cannot afford insulation. They simply had state pension and worked all their lives to pay off their mortgages.

      They are not scroungers. Where as these bunch were trying to get government subsidies for their rental properties. Because they have ambitions of being rich from being private landlords. I don’t agree with state benefit paying for private rent either by the courts ruled in the favour that you have to accept benefits – once again political courts.

      In effect my taxes being taken from me are providing a house to some third world dosser and making the very person who wants to get rich very rich from my taxes. The system is broken.

  11. A cunting we can all agree on! My only concern is they’re taking up cells that should have peacefuls and stabby people in them. Yet again I offer the use of my shed to the government. For 2 grand a week I’ll take 6 of them and they won’t be doing any glueing after a stretch in the horse stall. Daily routine: 6 am hose them down with cold water. 7am breakfast consisting of turnips. 6 pm half a bale of hay, they can eat it sleep on it or wipe their arses with it, I don’t really give a fuck. Repeat for each day of their sentence. If they escape it will be good practise for the hounds.

  12. I still loved that moment when some eco-warrior was dragged from the roof of an underground train in the Smoke, by some thoroughly pissed off passengers.

    Pity we didn’t see much of the same when these cunts blocked roads and motorways a couple of months ago, with the protection of the police acting as a barrier to any further GBH from drivers.

    It will be interesting if IB continue with their street protests between now and March. If they are dedicated to the cause they should be out in all weathers, even if its -15C and there’s 3ft of snow!

    Of course these cunts will say “Winter was mild, must be climate change!” or “Winter was really cold, must be climate change!”

    How about a boot in the bollocks – put that down to climate change too!

      • Oh well, she’ll get sent down for a million billion years then.

        Can’t have the lower orders hurting the middle classes, can we!

      • Nudged him – she should have run him over then reversed back over the cunt in 4WD. Do LRs have a setting for “4WD & lock all diffs due to squidgy climate protesters under wheels”? If they don’t they should have. Maybe someone on here could program an upgrade for their firmware?

    • What a laugh it would be if the fuzz shifted all but a few who had glued themselves to a road when the temp drops to -5 C, put a cordon around them and watch them beg to be unglued as their fingers turn blue or black.

      There should be a verdict this week on the Bristol 4 cunts, the trial started last Monday and should finish this week, I hope they are found guilty and the judge gives them the maximum for being cunts and demanding a crown court trial.

      • It would be even better if plod refused to release or unglue the CUNTS until they had fully evacuated their bowels and bladders, then made them find their own way home.

      • Better still spray water on the cunts, let it freeze, then come back a give them a friendly tap with your 4WD and see if their wrists sheer off. If not, select full 4WD and give them a good “steam rollering”👍

  13. Is a “prison biscuit” like a (allegedly) public school “soggy biscuit”? I think we should be told.

    Love to see a reality show based on IB cunts doing chokey.

  14. The weather’s turned a bit nasty, so they’ve all fucked off to hibernate until April. I fear that the cunts will be back, but the good news is that any further pissing about will surely mean more jail time.
    Would it surprise anyone though if they released the ones doing bird in time for Xmas?
    Afternoon all.

    • If they don’t get let out in time festive games of “pick up the soap” will make the cunts wish they’d stayed at home to play monopoly😁

  15. The cunts in jail will regret their actions real quick. They ain’t the kind of people to be able to readily withstand the experience … can guarantee they won’t be up for a second helping.

    • These little middle class tarts will get eaten alive in nick.
      They might even reconsider their views on Diversity once Winston ngagolo has ripped the head off teddy and dry bummed them?
      Anyway this week ive got the heating on full and all the windows and doors open.
      Best of both worlds.
      Get fucked Islington anarchists 🖕

      • They’re used to glueing themselves to the road, but they might not enjoy it as much if the Piranha Brothers nail their heads to the floor in the prison bogs.

      • MNC@ – “I met criminals Jocasta – real criminals!
        I was just innocently educating one on his white privilege and he head butted me and stamped on my face”! 😢

      • they fuck them the snobby ones with handmade dildos, dry, i worked in holloway prison as an auxillary when i was young, total eye opener

  16. Bollocks to climate change. All I want is to see is young nubile female tourists (preferably from the Scani countries) to venture through the Lake District in the middle of summer adorned only in the minimalist of tight fitting tops and shortest of short skirts!

    That will certainly make my temperature rise!

  17. These daft middle class cunts think they can play at silly buggers with no consequences. Once a few of them get a serious taste of bird the rest soon lose their bottle.

  18. They can join Kill the Bill rioters in the slammer. Might even get very friendly with each other with soap on a rope.

  19. Deliberately blocking a public highway is an offence. Deliberately delaying an emergency vehicle is an offence. But whilst the piss useless “police” are standing by unless it’s to offer blankets and cups of tea to their Islington counterparts there is NO deterrent – but you can guarantee that if that was an anti lockdown LEGAL protest the police would have been straight in there putting the boot in – can’t have the lower classes getting uppity can we?
    Local Authority and social housing have to have an acceptable level of insulation – private homeowners can pay for it themselves or go cold.
    When did it become my responsibility to insulate the homes of parasites too mean to pay for it themselves?
    Enjoy meeting all the people you have spent your privileged trust fund lives avoiding and demonising, cunts.

    • I’m sure most of the prisoners are well versed in the classics and can hold a conversation for at least thirty seconds before they turn violent and start stabbing them with a sharpened toothbrush.

  20. TBH I wish this Government would disappear as quickly as these climate protester cunts.

    The protesters are bad but the Government are worse with all the net zero bollox. I was talking to a plumber the other day and he said he had a complicated job on fixing individual control systems for flats being built into a large old house. I asked him if they are all going to be hooked up to a single boiler. “Fucking He’ll NO ” (verbatim quote” it’s a heat pump we are putting in. I hear they don’t work in cold weather I said. “They don’t – we are having to fit a whole batch of fuck off electric immersion heaters to make it provide heat in the winter”. Wouldn’t it be easier to fit old fashioned 3 bar electric fires in each flat I asked. “Fucking right it would and a damned site cheaper” he said.

    Did you vote for Net Zero? Do you know anybody who voted for Net Zero? Was there actually a vote to accept it?

    Boris has to go and don’t vote for the Lib Dem wankers if you are going to have a protest vote. Reform or Reclaim or none of the above please😊

  22. wait till the cunts build covidiot concentration camps in the uk, fucking uninsulated huts

    • Just read Londonistan by Melanie Phillips. It tells the threat of violence against the British public if the religion of peace don’t there way.

  24. I bet that after their stay in chokey they won’t be sitting down anywhere for quite a while.

  25. Hopefully the male cunts who’ve been jailed will get a few visits from My Big (cock) and have thier arseholes ripped to pieces, and the women get visited by Mrs Big with a massive strap on dildo and have thier fannys ripped open.

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