Greta Thunberg [7] Cover Versions

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My fellow Cunters
For your cuntsiderarion:

Greta Thunberg and her burgeoning career as a pop star.

“She’s no stranger to love
She knows the rules unt
So do I
A full cunt-mit-ment is
What’s she’s looking for
She ain’t getting it
From any fuckin guy….”

You just know her parents are going to release a Greta’s greatest hits album.

It will sit nicely alongside their other “special” daughter’s efforts.

Admin thinks we should do a nomination, to select suitable “Cover Versions” for her to perform. (Perhaps a Top 3 or Top 5 will do it – Day Admin)

Any suggestions 😉👍

(Examples – “When I’m Licking Windows” by George Formby, “Net Zero White Christmas” – Bing Crosby, “I’m still Spazzing” – Elton John, “Who’s That Cunt” – Madge – Day Admin)

Nominated by: Cuntfinder General

82 thoughts on “Greta Thunberg [7] Cover Versions”

  1. Get back (to Sweden)
    Silence is Golden
    Shakin’ All Over
    Earth Angel
    Raspberry Beret

    Neil Sedaka wrote a song absolutely perfect for her:

    Doobie-doobie-Downes, doobie downes do do
    Doozie-doobie downes, doobie Downes do do
    Doobie-doobie downes doobie-downed do do
    Making up (fake news) is all we do…..

    I’m living right next door to a mongberg…etc, etc
    🤔

  2. And as tribute to GTs Swedish roots,

    ABBA, Does your mother know (what a cunt she is)?

    • “My my-in Water-loo, my turds go round u-bender
      My my-polluting oceans, will Mother Earth surrender”
      Etc, etc, 🤪

  5. What gets me is she’s all must stop this, that and the other, but you don’t talk about a problem unless you have a solution. So what’s the solution?
    Let’s mumify her, she’ll burn longer on the fire, that way.

  6. Woke of Life – Dire Straits
    Mongol in the Night – Fleetwood Mac
    You Bored Me All Night Long – ACDC
    Tell Me Lies – Fleetwood Mac
    Cool for Cunts – Squeeze

  8. Started watching that new Beatles documentary series.

    Fuck me,Lennon and McCartney both pussy whipped. Lennon more so
    He seemed to like being mothered by Ono.

    I grew up in the 80s so I only remember Linda McCartney and her awful food and ‘singing’. By then, she didn’t look great either.

    Then recently, I read some cunts here saying what a dog she was. I had no doubt to doubt this too

    However, on this new doc she looked fucking gorgeous. I can see how McCartney fell for her to be honest. Beautiful woman at that time.

    Maybe camera tricks? Who knows?

    But you’re blind or gay if you see episode 1 and don’t think she was a looker. She was a professional photographer – but her photos of the band’s rehearsals, (which they showed) were fucking terrible though. Interesting doc series so far, but it seems like they’re sucking McCartney’s cock.

    • She didn’t age well, alas. One thing I did notice that the Linda McCartney of 1969 had traditional parted long hair and she was smartly dressed. I.e. she was reasonably attractive.

      By the mid 70s, she had this ‘fe-mullet’ ensemble, short on top and sides, long at the back. She often sported dungarees and dangly earrings. In short she looked like a Greenham Common gash gobbler. Not an attractive look.

      She carried this style for a good few years.

  9. Greta’s carbon footprint is well above 99% of the world’s. Just think of her internet and Twitter activity alone, before you mention leaders meeting and travelling by plane.

    Needs a good fisting.

  12. The Wanker Song- Ivor Biggun
    Don’t Stand So Close To Me- The Police
    The End (of Western Civilization)- The Doors

  13. ‘Bring your (autistic) daughter to the slaughter (Iron Maiden)
    Wrong (Depeche Mode)
    Wait and Bleed (SlipKnot)
    Burn (Nine Inch Nails)

  14. Let’s Get a Mong – Marvin Gaye
    All About That Face – Meghan Trainor
    You’re So Lame – Carly Simon
    Hello! Mongy – Nat King Cole

  15. Welcome to the Spastic age – The Buggles
    Who’s that girl, and why doesn’t she shut her fucking gob – The Eurythmics

  16. “Wataloon” – almost by ABBA
    “Supermad” – almost by James Brown
    All this and more available including some scorching drum and bass shit by MC Max Bygraves on the “Foxys Christmas Party Album” (All proceeds to me, fuck charity)
    Greta – sat on a pile of gold in the worlds biggest ivory tower with the heating on full and the sure knowledge she can probably spend the next 7 decades talking bull, being paid a fortune and worshipped by fuckwits.
    Not so dumb.

  17. Jag vill ha en varmkorv till lunch mamma! (I want a hot-dog for lunch mamma!) (Trad. Swedish)
    Min väns morfar har en fet pipa! (My friend’s granpa has a fat pipe!) (Trad. Swedish)
    Ma! He’s Making Eyes At Me (Lena Zavaroni)
    Horst Wessel Song [Banned in Germany]
    The Hokey Cokey (Featuring Black Lace)

  18. Fleetwood Mac’s Somebody’s Gonna Get Their Head Kicked in Tonight.
    On a lighter note.
    The Monster Mash by The Crypt Kickers.

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