Colston School


A posh, private school in Bristol founded by the Devil Himself, Edward Colston in 1710. It has proudly borne his name for 300 fucking years but now that has to change. To be fair they did conduct a survey of 2500 about dropping the name. Unfortunately 81% of the respondents voted to keep the name but they decided to fucking change it anyway. Shades of 23rd June 2016 anyone?
They haven’t decided on the new name yet but some spring to mind immediately…….

The George Floyd Academy

The Greta Thunderstorms Institute

or my personal favourite….

Posh Hypocrites Hall

Sorry Admin I can’t do links but if you don’t post this i’m putting on my prettiest dress and stitching you up for transphobia or some such shit.
You have been warned. (DA said he’d love to see you in said dress. I’m not so keen, but I’ll find a few links for you. See below. You’re welcome – NA)

I saw this story on the Sly News website this morning. They mentioned there were 2,500 responses and more than 1,000 were in favour of keeping the name:
Sly News Link.

The Guardian (who would have guessed?) actually had the balls to report 81% of respondents were in favour of keeping the name:
Guardian Link.

Best of all, an actual Bristol news website reported more than a third of respondents were in favour of retaining the name. Well I suppose 81% is more than a third, but a rather obvious attempt to disguise the feelings of the majority:
Bristol 247 Link.

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

52 thoughts on “Colston School

  1. This is wrong.
    We know it’s wrong.
    They know it’s wrong.
    And what will the great, wonderful and resilient people of the UK people do?
    NOTHING.
    Our collective laziness and cowardice will destroy us as those who make an effort are continually shot down.
    And at this time I am now about a million miles past giving any kind of fuck.
    I am done.

    • It is all wrong Vernon.

      But please don’t give in to becoming apathetic, as BB pointed out.

      I’m not by nature an optimist, but I still see hope. Voice your opinion as often as you can.

      We are legion, and I believe, the majority.

      • MMS@ – I have spent the better part of two years of my life, my spare time and a serious amount of money organising, arranging, enquiring, contacting politicians, individuals, the MSM and organisations in the medical world, attending and organising protests, demonstrations and marches, gathering facts and winkling information out which some would prefer was not brought into the public forum and trying to demonstrate that there is a premeditated theft of liberty in the UK and the wider world – and knowing what I know now I wish I had never wasted my time.
        I have been called all sorts of things – liar, fool, nutcase, conspiracy theorist, tinfoil hatter, extremist, bigot, racist, fascist, nazi – you name it, I’ve had it.
        And the repeated lesson I have learned is that far too many do not give a flying fuck – 90% do not know or care and have no interest in finding out – the 10% remaining are so disorganised and riven by infighting that it is like pushing a snowball uphill in hell.
        So, I am no longer breaking my back trying to run a business and make enough to eat and pay the bills and then starting work again in what little spare time I have any more – but if nothing else I can look my self in the eye and say that my protest was made if not heard.
        If others wish to do what I have been doing then all power to them, but I am stepping off.

      • Fuck sake, cheer up Foxy!!
        Ive been called a nutter and a nazi too,
        No point getting upset or weepy about it!!
        Open a selection box, have a beer!
        Get down the pub,
        You moping, your tinfoil hat will go all rusty😀
        Chin up👍

  2. The St George Floyd school of Architecture and Engineering.

    Dame Kweer as Headmaster.
    Owen Jones as Head Boy.
    Marcus Rashford as head chef.
    Gareth Southgate as PE teacher.

  3. Surely Mandy would be the PE Master?- think of all the fun he could have in the changing room and showers – Ben Bradshaw and Chris Bryant as his deputies.

  4. I have suggestions for a new name

    No Fucking Balls School
    Pussy Whipped School

    The ones making the decision are obviously the cunts who were cheering when Sage and Co were toppling the statue.

    Colston is a convenient target for the BLM mob who seem to have more influence on people who have a better understanding of the history of Colston but choose to allow themselves to be bullied rather than put up any fight.

  5. How about Zong University?
    That has a nice ring to it?

    In 1781 the slave ship zong was running low on drinking water bound for Jamaica,
    They threw 130 africans overboard and tried to claim it back on the insurance.

    The insurance refused to pay out.

    This would stop any associated stigma with Colstons toxic brand and point out the evils of the insurance industry?

    • I bet the ship was run by a P*ki, try anything to scam the insurance.

      I hope they took the chains off first, no point in throwing away good hardware

    • probably never happened, good insurance scam if it had worked, a nigerian prince would be proud of that one

  6. Presumably the 81% were misinformed, didn’t know what they were voting for, brainwashed by the Daily Mail, saw a slogan on the side of a bus. Or maybe they are just plain raaaaaay-sists.
    Notice they didn’t bother with a re run, a “People’s Vote.” They should have got some of Uncle Joe’s boys over to show them how to rig a vote. Or maybe a few Peacefuls from Tower Hamlets.

  7. How about, simply, ‘Cunt School’. Run by cunts for cunts. My school would be called the ‘Eugene Terreblanche Secondary Modern’. The fucking woke cunts.

  8. Marvellous. Colston expunged from the last Bristol educational establishment to bear his name. Now Bristolians can sleep soundly in their beds knowing that he never existed and slavery never happened.

  9. The Stepford school for learning

    Typical leftist agenda driven madness and if you don’t go along with it you’re an anti something or other
    They love to have groups and boxes for everyone,
    The simple cunts can’t make sense of it otherwise .

    The one part of my schooling I actually liked was when a teacher talked about stuff of the outside world stating their opinions on real life.
    You might not understand fully or agree with them but they were not constrained by the nuts of today’s hymn sheet enforcers

  10. So its a posh private school. Surely that’s elitist and therefore isn’t very diverse or inclusive to the Plebs!?

    Oh, of course, elitism doesn’t matter in terms of their interpretation of virtue signalling. Yes let’s distance ourselves from colonial history (even though they weren’t too bothered about it until it became fashionable last year), but let’s keep the plebs out.

  11. Half baked mess.
    Demolish the nest of slave drivers and build a nice estate for those poor Grenfell victims.
    Oh and some for those poor migrants.

    When it’s all completed and full with the cunts dynamite it all and build a 5x replica of HMS Victory on top of it.

    The dirty fucking cowards.

  12. Great Nom Freddie. The fuckers are too thick to see that their employment, ( salary,pensions ) and the esteem of prime appointment, are the result of their colleges founder. No matter what they may protest, they are willing to take the coin pressed into their sticky hands.
    No College, no job.
    Changing the name does not change the fact that the college was founded by Colston, and a significant stack of cash in trust, keeps these warbling wonkers in comfort.

    Hypocritical cunts

  13. Just shows that if you want to protect your kids from the wokies forking out shitloads of dosh for a private education gets you nowhere. The cunts are everywhere and posh schools are the worst of the lot.
    It also shows you that the lefties don’t give a fuck for democracy unless it goes their way.
    I wonder how many black pupils there are in this school and where their parents got their money from? No……let’s not ask any awkward questions, it’s embarrassing.

  14. Ah. Didn’t get the result they wanted? Just ignore it! When I was out school age, I remember the school balloting parents on a change of status from school to specialist academy or something. It was soundly defeated, but they did it anyway as “a significant minority” wanted it. This Colston thing reminded me of it for some reason. Fucking cunts.

  15. Do I think the slave trade was distasteful? Yes.

    Do I think we should pretend it didn’t happen? Certainly not.

    Do I think they should be after modern slave traders rather than dead people’s statues and school names?. Of course fucking of course.

  16. He he he, stupid twats want to change the name of a school. Do any of you really care? I really don’t. The w0gs are taking over, with the help of the left wing.

    • might start a factory producing blowpipes, they’ll be real demand for them soon now the noggas are dragging us down into the 3rd world shitpit they love so much, farming is waycist apparently, we need to hunt our food

  17. If I was a parent of a child attending that school, who voted against the name change-I would remove my child, in principle.

  18. Call it the Tom Daley school of pot holeing. Specialising in educating wokey butt fucks, ready for parliment.

  19. According to sooty news, 81% certainly is one third, maths is waycist and only for whites with brains…unfair

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