Christmas TV Ads

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I would like to nominate xmass ads on the telly, this shit really is brain damage, it makes me want to rip the telly off the wall and throw it though the window.

These 2 gibbering monkeys need beating with bike chains for this fucking ad.

https://youtu.be/jTrwBb2NytQhttps:
(Shouldn’t these 2 be in a lab somewhere making a virus? – NA)

There are many, many other wank ads but this one is top of the pile for boiling my piss.

The cunt makers of this ad deserve to be spit roasted by Romanian beggars.

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

75 thoughts on “Christmas TV Ads”

    • from the youtube comment section i would say its an advert for child rapists, dog fuckers, slitty eyed dog eaters,, covid spreaders and dead nigroids to all spew on a christian festival they all hate and despise, ovens.

  2. What the fuck!
    They look and sound like two gooks, who have had too much electo-convulsion therapy.

    Who the fuck is this advert aimed at, exactly?
    We thought the fucking Meerkats was scraping the bottom of the barrel 😢

    Perhaps it is to endear the British public to Asian faces, before the 3m Hong Kong phooey’s flood in🤔

  3. Another ad designed specifically to irritate. Perhaps that is the new psychology – annoy the fuck out of someone with a stupid advert and then they will subconsciously purchase your product.

    Not sure of the science behind this one, but the ad has me turning over to another channel.

    Cunts in any case. The mongs on the advert look like something from the Three Stooges with all year round suntans and a touch of the Wuhan bat flue.

    • not a winning strategy, never bought a gillet razor since, had to do the old armpits with cream, and if a pickle ninnie is selling it then i won’t be buying it

  4. Someone commented recently on the number of ads that don’t have anyone actually speaking, Domino’s being one. Yodelling, but with helpful subtitles in case you don’t speak Yodel, unlike these two cunts who are taking it to a new level!

    • well it had to come, maths is waycist, reading and writing is waycist now talking is waycist, basically ugg ugg is all the bongo bashers can manage thesedays, if you can prise them off their sisters.

    • Who eats dominoes shit anyway. It’s a fucking terrible excuse of shit fake cheese splattered over watered down ketchup for 3 times the price of alternative crap.

  5. Best comment in the YouTube comments section, I’m never going to buy a twix again, Fucking Terrible.

    I’d go a stage further, line them up against a wall, along with the cunts who dreamt it up.

    Bang bang, merry fucking Christmas ho ho ho. Whoooop.

  7. I believe there is an old whitey lady in there somewhere. What she would be doing sharing her Xmas Day with a Chink, a P*ki and assorted other w*gs I have no idea. Perhaps it’s some poshboy’s idea of wokie heaven?
    As for “Celebrations” i’d rather have a KitKat. There’s something essentially British about a KitKat i’ve always thought. 🇬🇧

    (Reminds me of the old KitKat joke – what’s the diff between a KitKat and Joan Collins? You can only get four fingers in a KitKat – Day Admin)

    • @admin:

      You can get a family pack of Kit-Kat’s inside Katie Price-and still have room for some Pringle’s, Breadsticks and a whole tin of Peak Frean Christmas Assortment🧐

      *I know this to be true, because Harvey told me. What his exact words were:

      “Hello U Cuunt! Mum’s smuggled half the care home Christmas Buffett in her foo-foo, again.
      If Harvey is a goood boy, she said I can eat it later.”
      👍

      That’s a lovely image. Thanks for sharing – NA.

      • harvey got chucked out the carehome again, something to do with calling the matron Godzilla and trying to drag her off to a japanese island for some fisty cuffs, i believe Pricey is trying to get him into Cloverfield now

  8. Not only is this country beginning to look like a jungle, it’s starting to sound like one as well.
    Cunts like this should be tied to the front of a Ukrainian tank.
    Good morning.

  9. Well I’m in a right pickle….I was planning to invite 150 of my very closest friends and family over for an intimate and sophisticated Christmas soiree….Babysham on tap,peeled grapes,cheese and pineapple on sticks,twiglets….I’d even got some of those vile chocolates that the Ambassador loves so much. My problem is that I don’t know a single Tarry-Toot ( apart from B+WC and Dark Key Cunt and I obviously can’t invite them because there will be White Women present).
    What am I to do?…judging by the ads. no gathering is complete without a 50/50 split of silly whities and simply adorable Sooties…I supposes I could have a drive down to the nearest KFC and issue some invites there but I’m afraid of being sold drugs,mugged and stabbed just when we’re all doing our bit to “Save the NHS”.

    I suppose I’ll have to cancel and have a tinned-pie and bottle of ‘mills instead…Christmas as usual it is then.

    • You vile man. How dare you have a Christmas party that will no doubt turn into a superspreader event. You sir, are worse than Hitler.

      See you tomorrow, Dick. 😀

      • It’s not a party…it’s a business meeting.

        “See you tomorrow”?….I sincerely hope not…be aware that
        the Restraining Order imposed after your last “eventful” visit is still in force.

      • I was found not guilty, if you recall.

        That magistrate did call me a cunt though.

        Have you still got that brandy from the Napoleonic Wars I liked? Or did MNC finish it last time?

      • Being fair….it wasn’t MNC….he told me that he wasn’t drinking “that out of date Froggy pisswater” and would stick to his more debonair ” Prosecco and Vimto”….apparently he believes that it gives him the appearance of a sophisticated James Bond style Gentleman.

      • Talking about Bond, I saw No Time To Die yesterday. Great stuff although the plot was thinner than your list of relatives with whom you are on speaking terms.

        Re: ‘Froggy pisswater’ – got myself a nice bottle of Calvados for tomorrow. Lovely stuff. As a man of taste and discernment, I’m sure you know what I’m talking about. The rest of the peasants and sexual deviants who frequent this site, less so.

      • Good morning/afternoon all.

        Emperor, is the new bond actually any good? I vowed to never watch another after it jumped the shark with that abomination Skyfall. The Adele theme ought to have been enough of a warning.

        I’ve been watching vintage bond free on a streaming channel over here – takes me back to my credulous childhood when it never occurred to me that assassinate someone in a busy restaurant on the Eiffel tower with a butterfly in a fishing line was a tad absurd.

        Happy Kwanzaa all.

    • Dick@. It would make an excellent film.
      Bitter and twisted old Gentleman, sat in front of a roaring, log fire. Glass in hand, accompanied by faithful hounds.
      Lots of flashbacks to his eventful and disgraceful life.
      Funerary altercations.
      Legal disputes over dead relative’s property.
      Public drunkenness.
      Lewd behaviour.
      Deportation from foreign lands, ( Howay The Lad’s, indeed ).
      Restraining orders.
      Etc. etc .
      It would be like that film about Henry the 8th, when he’s on his deathbed, looking back on his life. I can’t remember who starred in it.
      The biggest problem, would be finding a suitable actor.
      I wouldn’t go for a big name, some obscure, careworn, washed up drunk who almost made it on the Northern Circuit, would be ideal. 😀
      I’d watch it.
      Gritty.
      Heart rending.
      Dystopian.
      Whatever you’re up to, Dick.
      And I’m sure you’ve got a full social calendar.
      Have a good one. 👍🍺🍗🎄

      • Cheers,Jack….Best to you and Ethel.

        PS…..I’m hoping to convince Jimmy Nail that the part is ideal for him…as I told him ” You’re a spectacular Cunt and everybody who has ever had the misfortune of meeting you wishes you dead…you’re made for the role”

      • I hope he told you to Fuck Off and called you a cunt.
        If not, he isn’t the man I thought he was.
        😀

      • Actually he didn’t call me a Cunt at all…or tell me to “Fuck Off”…..he actually hit me over the heat with an empty bottle of Broon…..I’d have called him a typical thespian Homosexual but I was unfortunately unconscious.

      • Lord Fidler: you had a close escape.
        Or did you🤔

        Crocodile shoes? Definitely a closet gay. Is your arsehole sore? (…and I don’t mean your next door neighbour😉)

      • It was sore,General, but I put it down to one of those jabbing vaccination Mentals taking the opportunity to inject me with more of their nano-robots….queer place to inject someone,I admit, but as I passed out,I’m sure I saw Chris Whitty’s turtle’s head looming over my turtle’s head.

        The Man is a dangerous lunatic and probably has The Aids.

      • you’d have to pick a sooty to play henry 8 now that anne bolyn has blacked up, can’t have whites in movies thesedays or the 3 bongo players that go to the cinema once a month might get offended

    • Somebody gave my mother some Ferrero Rocher, with an added bonus – a dead mouse.

      As for the nommed adveet – Stick the Whoop back up yer hoop!!

  10. I bought all the stuff I need to make the picturesque family Christmas dinner. The sort you see on the Christmas supermarket adverts.

    However, I couldn’t find the shelves selling the dark keys to sit at the table.

    • I got mine, CB…I took a time machine back to 1980 and sent off 10 labels off from jars of Robertsons marmalade.

      • you need more tokens for the complete golly band as well as the golly footy team, my nan got me both sets as a kid

    • Just get some poofs and trannies then. There’s plenty of those cunts….nobody else wants them.

      • Out in Berlin for Christmas, saw a programme called “Bares fur Rares” – basically money for a load of old shit. Two of the people offloading said shit, a very camp collection of Ken and Em dolls (well they looked bloody camp to me) were described as a married couple. More camp than Oswieczim. Ugly fuckers. Very much in the line of Isherwood’s Mr. Norris changes Lederhosen.

  11. I’d never seen this advert until I pressed the link.
    If I need hypnotherapy now to try and erase it from my memory, mars Incorporated will be getting the bill.

  13. Fuck me, switched on the TV this morning expecting to luxuriate in some premium TV Christmas advertising and instead was confronted by an “expert” explaining “Covid Shame and how to deal with it”.

    Jesus, is there no escape from all this fuckwittery?

    Needless to say I was deeply disappointed at the dearth of Xmas ads and will not be tuning in again until after I return from church on Xmas Day, with any luck the Queen’s Christmas message will restore my flagging spirits and set the tone for the glorious year ahead.

    • Good luck with that, RTC.
      I’m expecting a message at 5pm on the 26th from our beloved leader, may his bollocks go up in flames!

      • that cunt needs icecubes strapped to his tookers they are far too fertile, he’s pumping out sprogs with all slags and sundry

    • I sometimes wish the Queen would go totally off-message, ignore the autocue and tell it like it is:-

      “Fuck and die, you whinging cunts, especially that 2-bit, five-cocks-a-night slag who married dumbbell Harry.

      That is all!”

      • No idea Ron, I immediately went into channel hopping mode in search of Xmas ads. 😃

        Good afternoon.

      • Aye up Ruff.
        Sounds like it’s one of those things some cunt at SAGE has come up with, to make us feel even worse about sticking our noses outside the front door.

      • i think its some critical nigroid thing that means we are all suffering from white chicken supreme

    • I miss the good old christmas day disaster news we used to get, a good old fashioned plane crash or a deadly earthquake in some foreign shithole with a darkie sinking in a mudslide with its sprog clinging to its back, but the tradition seems to have died out, now if the BBC did a smeg markle and kids slaughtered on christmas morning news flash i might just buy a telly again, christmas just isnt the same

    • They can bring dead people back on screen thesedays, I’d loved to see Leonard Rositer vomiting eggnog over joan Collins under some mistletoe, very festive

  14. Advertising agencies should be targeted for destruction. It’s those cunts that are driving all this shit … they’re being paid massive sums of money to promote pathetic ideas that are borderline truth. They are following the false narrative of a corrupt agenda. Here’s an idea make it illegal to show people (including cartoons) or animals in any form of advertising.
    As it is right now I use adverts for my selection process … just not the selection process envisaged by the businesses nor advertisers. Positive discrimination with extreme prejudice … the way it’s fuckin’ goin’ I’m gonna find it difficult to buy anything 😂

    • I got an email from ETSY that said this Christmas only buy from BLACK SHOPS….so obviously I bought fuck all

  15. Xmas ads, like the rest, seem to be made in Nigeria or Peckham. I dont seem to be their demographic.
    They can stick their products up their black arses.

  20. I only watch a bit of TV, and it’s usually after the watershed. Something recorded so I can zap through the ads, or something streamed so there aren’t any.
    Blissfully unaware of any of the Christmas ads. What a time to be alive.
    Morning everyone.

    • You can’t really argue with that.
      This ad’s really going to have hordes of punters racing out to buy these chocs. Said nobody anywhere ever.

      Morning all.

  22. Fortunately that abomination in the link didn’t make it across the pond but we’re already well provided for with shit, woke TV ads. I would say that you ain’t seen shit TV ads until you’ve come over here.

    The wokeness is off the scale. Thanks cunters for reminding me it’s Christmas since that’s a word you never hear, ”Happy Holidays’ get to fuck.

    Happy Kwanzaa.

  24. I had the misfortune to see this ad on the tele just as I started reading this nom.
    Unbelievable.
    What is the opposite of evolution?

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