Now that the COP26 climate change summit is finally underway in Glasgow, it’s really heart-warming and refreshing to see the sacrifices being made by the great and the good to set an example to us little people.
Take good ol’ ‘Sleepy’ Joe Biden for example. He’s thoughtfully arranged to stay in Edinburgh, so he’s only got to travel some forty miles or so to attend the gig. He’s being transported in a most eco-friendly vehicle, so modest that it’s jokingly and ironically referred to as ‘The Beast’ by his entourage. This vehicle is so fuel efficient that it manages to do an incredible eight miles to the gallon.
Ever mindful of the need to lead where you wish others to follow, ‘Sleepy’ Joe has ordered his delegation to minimise its carbon footprint, so his cavalcade must never exceed twenty vehicles, and no more than one escorting helicopter is permitted.
I think we get the message loud and clear, Mr President. In the fight against climate change, it behoves all of us to make sacrifices.
We’re. All. In. This. Together.
Nominated by: Ron Knee
Same old bollocks
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Biden’s calvalcade and the entire COP26 is staggering hypocrisy on a scale I’ve never seen before. Oh wait, yes, I’ve seen it with Harry & The Megalodon who also swan round in Range Rovers and private jets whilst telling us to not do what they do. Same for Leonardo Di Craprio. I think Spanky McSpank summed it up perfectly when he said on the Corona’ shit thread ‘they were ‘fighting climate change by causing more of it’.
As an aside, I heard this week that some cunt doctor in Canada diagnosed a patient with ‘climate change’. Ffs.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10175735/A-Canadian-doctor-diagnosed-patient-climate-change-saying-health-problems-worsened.html
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Speaking of ‘toxic emissions’ at COP 26…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBzrg_FuvVs
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Reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYJjR3dd1I8
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I think we were all saying comedy is dead, how wrong could we be?
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