Service Announcement


We’ve received a number of messages via the the contact form saying ‘Why have I been be banned!?!’ Well obviously you haven’t been or you couldn’t have used the comment form.

WordPress seems to have come up with this fucking irritating new trick. Don’t know why. Our ‘fuck off’ filter works on IP address. Using a different IP should let you back in. Sometimes just retrying let’s you back in.

We picked this up because people told us they could get in using their phone instead of their PC – hence different IP address. I got it myself when I used a different proxy. Changed the proxy and got straight back in. Again, different IP address.

Fuck knows how we fix this but you’re definitely not banned. If you were then you couldn’t be reading this and I’d be wasting my time writing it.

21 thoughts on “Service Announcement

  1. Thanks for keeping us informed, Admin. This used to happen to me on another WP site; never resolved but might have been something to do with ISP’s allocating a different IP at every login. Some of the IP’s have been used before by a cunt who got banned. I’d guess if your fuckoff filter is rejecting a lot of, let us say, sockpuppets, that would increase the chances of someone on the same ISP collecting a banned sockpuppet IP. This may be complete rubbish, of course, accepted, and would appreciate better explanation if one emerges.

  2. Has big brother finally arrived
    Is this the beginning of the end
    Will it survive or be dismantled brick by pricks

  3. WordPress has never tried to ban me….I,of course,always remain tasteful and couth in my postings..perhaps WordPress prefers the more cultured Poster ?

    • Indeed. One never has problems due to my complimentary and erudite musings on the bummers, tuppence lickers, cross dressing serial killer types, fuzzie wuzzies and mongoloids.

      Perhaps others need to be a little more progressive too?

      • Either that or GCHQ are letting us dig deeper holes for ourselves, ready for ‘the purge’. I’ve already got my alibi for gulag avoidance. ‘It was that DF bugger and a few other cunts who led me astray, the bally rotters.’

      • Always a niggling thought that,
        I’ll blame jimmy jones
        I was influenzas by the culture

  4. Just like with most software over the ages, the developers never talk to the QA guys with their upgrades, and therefore when they release new shit it turns out to be quite buggy on certain platforms.

    Developers like to justify their income by over-engineering stuff, which looks great in the lab, but a total nightmare for the support desk guys when punters ring in saying “this ain’t working, mofo!”

    Just another daily irritation to add to all the other daily irritations in life (And don’t mention Windows 11 and TPM either!!)

  5. Happened to me a few weeks ago. Was able to fix it by switching off my router and then on again after a minute or two.

    • Someone’s tapping in
      Has to be the Russian’s
      Cyber experts looking for info
      I myself haven’t two bob to rub together but they must know there’s rich cunts on ere

  6. I have a funny story. A new phone. In the busy phone shop. Anyway when I got outside clicked on ISAC and the ‘fuck off elsewhere’ filter came up.. Panic. Went back inside the shopping centre and clicked again it came on normally but I couldnt post.
    Thought the guy who sold me the phone will know….the conversation ran thus-

    ‘I only use it for the news and and…er…an adult blog’ ‘What blog?’ ‘See I’m worried that I will have to go through IDeeing myself again to you know lift restrictions’ ‘What blog? ‘Is a…’ ‘Is a…what? ‘Is a …it’s a rude word’, ‘Come on we’re both grown men’ ‘Is a (whispering) cunt’ ‘ Is a…CUNT…CUNT you say? ‘Yes’

    More- got the isac link but the ‘fuck off’ thing came up again ‘No you’re banned it says here FUCK OFF”.

    Got outside. Rang Mrs Plastic. She just said turn the phone on and off. Which I did and everything ok.

    • Most computer faults can be fixed by switching them off and on again. To be sure pull out the mains lead and leave it for five minutes; some of the PSUs have big capacitors in them.

  7. If I’m reading this right… Does that mean the wokeshits at WP are reporting users to their ISP for insensitive comments?! Scary if true

    I shouldn’t have to use a vpn just to access a mostly non political shitposting site but whateves

    No. They’re just terrible at coding, it has nothing to do with the posts on this site. – DA

    • They have started ‘range banning’ IP addresses over on 4chan/Pol from those using the three network and those companies who resell data plans on the three network.

      What’s concerning is that it still lets you go through the motions of typing a post, submitting it then it finally rejects it on completion of one of them captcha things. I sense that they are harvesting posts / data & IP addresses as it has been infiltrated by 77th scum who create
      threads repeatedly on controversial topics trying to reel people in.

      I doubt VPN offer anonymity / protection from posts being viewed but maybe the answer in getting around some software systems

  8. Would it be ok to cunt WordPress?

    Interesting question. As far as I’m concerned it’s not in the rules. – DA

  9. Cheers for update, I was quite surprised one pm to get an automated message telling me to fuck off and bother someone else.
    At least I assume it was automated, unless my ex is now on admin!!

    Could well be but we never reveal the names of admins not even to their other half – Admin

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