Nicki Minaj
Nicki Minaj is a talentless cunt with a face like a warthog’s bumhole after it’s just sat in Katie Price’s make up box.
This tone deaf musically illiterate cunt has been annoying me for fucking years but I just heard her on the radio and I can hold my tongue no longer….
Constantly talking like a moron and banging on about her vagina *shudder* and rapping about getting fucked.
She talks even worse than the male rappers and we all know what dicks they are!
Now I don’t know shit about writing songs but I’m pretty sure the main criteria for lyrics go as follows:
1. The lyrics have to make sense.
2. The lyrics should rhyme as much as possible.
Nicki Minaj can’t do number 1 as she’s too fucking stupid to write a coherent sentence so she just makes up words and sounds that rhyme.
These are some of her lyrics:
“Okay, okay
Me I’m the barbie I’m supahot.
When I’m in the dealership should I get the coupe or not?
Should I get the roof or drop?
Should I get the choo-choo truck?
Crazy I get boo koo bucks, coo coo for dem coo coo puffs
I’m coo coo for coo coo puffs
Got money in my louis duff
And I got a nasty flow, bitch I spit that gooey stuff
It’s goin D-0-W-N-N-N
I am da barbie were the fuck is ken ken ken?
I be on the 147 in the rock
That’s my block New York City to the top tippy top
Buss a shot
I seh, I be on 147 in the rock that’s my block
New York City to the top
Tippy top buss a shot!”
….I’ve read that 3 times and I still don’t know what the fuck she’s on about.
“Ayo, I been on, bitch, you been corn
Bentley tints on, Fendi prints on
I mean I been Storm, X-Men been formed
He keep on dialin’ Nicki like the Prince song
I-I-I been on, bitch, you been corn
Bentley tints on, Fendi prints on
Ayo, I been north, Lara been Croft
Plates say Chun-Li, drop the Benz off
Oh, I get it, huh, they paintin’ me out to be the bad guy
Well it’s the last time you gonna see a bad guy do the rap game like me
I went and copped the chopsticks, put it in my bun just to pop shit
I’m always in the top shit, box seats, bitch, fuck the gossip
How many of them coulda did it with fin…..”
*sigh*
Maybe it’s coz I’m old (ish). Maybe it’s coz I’m not “street” or “down with the kids” or … (and suspect that this is the reason) … this “music” is an utter crock of shite.
You might say “ok she can’t write lyrics but maybe she has the voice of an angel.”
Well decide for yourself.
WARNING. THIS MUSIC VIDEO IS MADE BY AN ANNOYING AND TALENTLESS CUNT AND IS LIKELY TO CAUSE HEART PROBLEMS, ANGER ISSUES, MENTAL ANGUISH AND PISS BOILING.
Can you believe that this cunt is worth SEVENTY FIVE MILLION DOLLARS?
Personally I would rather listen to a fox having sex with a hyena while both simultaneously, loudly shit themselves to death, than listen to this cunt’s “music”….
Unfortunately I don’t have a choice and I have to endure this shite regularly on the radio.
Ok, it’s better than listening to James O’Brien but nonetheless, Nicki Minaj is a cunt and so is anyone that buys her “music”.
Nominated by Deploy the Sausage
If I had a kid, which thank fuck I don’t, I would need them to watch a daily diet of porn and prison based reality tv just fo desensitize them from pop videos and wank like the x factor.
Younknow some people are paix to market this shit to children. I hope they die.
Good cunting.
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‘Market this shit to children’, otherwise known as paedophilia.
Minaj is one of the paedo princesses pimped out to promote paedopop.
Some fat rich paedos in the music industry will be wanking themselves silly over this shit.
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Never heard of her. Looks like she is a big hit with the moped riders in londonstan
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Good cunting. The music moguls just pump this dross out on the back of these plastic, nomark, talentless wankstains and for some inexplicable reason more than enough cunts are lapping it up like fucking Cronus eating his children. They’re probably tossing themselves into a frenzy all the way to the bank all the while laughing at the plebs gullible enough to pay for it.
We get the world we deserve.
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Fucking Hell DTS I’ve heard of this cunt but thankfully never actually heard her music. And watched 1.22 minutes of the video and totally agree that it’s a vapid pile of elephants shite performed by a ugly fat arsed plastic coated cunt.
The video is sexist soft porn which if it was a white guy surrounded by them birds acting like sluts he would be absolutely blitzed by the media, but because it contains one of the magic get out of jail free cards a c**n its all OK nothing to see here.
Talent free cunt. Spot on cunting RTS.
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Never heard of this pox ridden um bongoista.
Some cunt on LBC the other day who runs a food bank. Says he saves lives.He might,no issues there.However, said Guardian reading cunt then goes on to say that people use food banks due to Brexit and the apparent rise of fascism in Europe. Deluded Marxist Joey Deacon items of the 1st order. Fuck off you virtue signalling tool.
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Fascism. Or “pissed off working class people” as they used to be called.
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This must where I’m going wrong. I try to write lyrics that make sense played to a background that has an actual melody. Seems that I should be just throwing words at a drumbeat and swearing a lot.
I’ve had people describe my stuff as ‘pretty crap’ which is fair enough as it would be a boring world if we all like the same stuff. However when discussing music I make it clear that stuff like this does not qualify for the description ‘music’
75 million dollars. FFS. Why??? Clearly I’m trying too hard.
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The clip is reminiscent of Beavis and Butthead’s “Bunghole Sun”, but the latter made far more sense lyrically even though it was written about the arsehole.
Nicki Minaj. A festering pile of dog minge.
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“Bunghole Sun” LOL!!!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=15hvYUOJ_C0
NOW That’s What I Call Music! Cheers Paul.
Fantastic cunting as always Mr Sausage!
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Fine music recommendation there Paul 🤘
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This is probably going to go down like a sack of shit – coated spanners but I’d fire one into her.
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If you didn’t suffocate from the probably toxic gases emanating from that burgers-made arse cave, she’d snap you like a twiglet mid-romp.
Good cunting, DtS.
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I preferred it when Fuzzies stuck to songs about “wurkun for da Massa” or “dem coddin fields.”. Too much of this modern music has aggressive lyrics and beat which angries up their blood. It awakens old memories in their heads of raiding parties to the next door village to take heads. If we’re not careful,the same fate could overtake us. I believe that much of the trouble with Coloureds lies with the beat of the Bongo drums.
If I’ve learned anything from films,it’s that the darker the skin colour,the more they are influenced by the rhythmic beat of the drums. This is because the darker the skin,the further they are from the more advanced white man.
Perhaps the answer to all the violence would be to ban Bongo drums…or better still,ban the buggers who bash their Bongos.
Get Fucked.
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Lift 6 foot, 7 foot, 8 foot bunch!
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Thank fuck I’m a middle aged cunt! I grew up when musicians were actually talented, compared to the pile of wankers these days. It’s fuckin shit, but especially all this cunting pat Boone gangsta shit! If there was any justice they’d all be back picking cotton again CUNTS!
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I managed to watch about 15 seconds of this subnormal fucking dross.
Adolf Hitler ……… Was he all bad ?
Good morning.
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Just the socialist part
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The enemy of my friends isn’t always my enemy…. all joking aside I directly blame the joos for Nicki minaji seriously tho I really do! good morning er afternoon I mean Jack
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Beat me! 10 seconds and I almost threw myself off of the balcony!
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Can’t get more annoying that this retard that passes for musical entertainment a schizophrenic female rapper with multicoloured hair. Her fame is forced memed but its fascinating that people would actually pay hard earned money for this cheap tat, people are really stupid and will literally buy anything Nicki minaji is proof that affirmative action has gone too far
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The only thing wrong with Hitler jack, was that he was an under achiever!
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Whats worse is that another cunt called Cardi B nice name huh? sounds like a hiv prevention vaccine, she is basically the new minaji to replace her when the illuminati kills off Nicki one demented slapper to replace another
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Does this self-propelling tub of lard actually think she’s “hot”?
What a cunt.
Good cunting, by the way….
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Nobody ‘ere am gettin’dahn wiv de kidz innit blud. We older people just don’t realise the soft tender romance behind these well thoughtout lyrics i fear.
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Just another talentless power rangers villian, like gaga. Too much money and a vastly over inflated opinion of their abilities
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Hells bells a truely awful video experience. I have heard better in a secure ward. Every day something amazing comes along, like realising the amount of cuntitude one would need to appreciate the bollocks produced by this cunteneer. We are fucked if this utter shite is valued.
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i didnt know they played this stuff on Radio 4
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Blissfully unaware of who/what this cunt is?
Looked at the vid – for about 5 seconds.
Is it a trans?
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Are you quite sure she’s not being ironic?
Or that you are not getting the message?
Which is that a hideous, utterly talentless megacunt with a good agent can make £75 million from the oppressed and enslaved black masses and their snowflake admirers by howling in time to a video?
If you should happen to be a megacunt of this order, do please contact us:
Komodostein Lizardberg Reptilbaum, Agents to the Stars, Poste Restante, Grand Cayman.
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I fear we are misunderstanding. This is clearly third wave feminism. Equality of outcome in da hood innit. I, da big black mama bling magnet, in da Merc, now is a gangsta too blud, and I as an ass the size of Texas, and and oh I give in!
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“Dere bees bigs munees to be made from ooking and eeking muh dik to dat dere umbongos. Gibs muh dat”
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That is the first (and last) time that I have heard her (desperately trying to stifle a laugh) ‘music’ and now I know why I have gone out of my way to avoid doing so.
Fuck me, what a talentless, drag queen resembling, plastic, fat arse cunt of stratospheric proportions.
How the fuck did she get a record deal? Did she blow a lot of cock or something? Judging by her slutbag image, I would guess yes.
I know I am an old fart who is rapidly mutating into my Mother, but for the sake of fuck, where is all of the talent these days? Are record companies actually bothered about choosing artists for their talent, or do they just look at a cunt like this and think that she will sell records regardless, because she has her tits and arse hanging out? What else could one assume?
Come back the ’80’s, all is forgiven (but you can keep your mullet hair, thanks very much)
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I managed to listen to thirty seconds of this, no no I don’t need a medal thanks, but if she’s making millions then she’s successful. I don’t want to listen to it but plenty do apparently. As for the lyrics, as far as I’m concerned a voice is just another instrument, the sound of the words is more important than their meaning. I don’t want to know what the lyrics are in my music collection, I’m sure I’d be very disappointed.
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Sad thing is that she’s passably “normal” compared to Cardi cunting-B. I can at least make out what Sticki’s saying…can’t say the same about that other whore and her garbled Nuyorican garbage accent.
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Bratz culture still going strong, i see. The poor things bought Bratz dolls by their slut mothers in the early noughties have turned into the Kardashians and Minajs of today. Vile.
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I felt the urge to look up the gormless dead eyed pneumatic Barbie doll cardi b. Apparently her other half is a guy called Offset. Offset. Words. Fail.
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The people who listen to this music are indeed stupid cunts. There are plenty of studies out there that show that the people who listen to the likes of NM have a much lower IQ.
I can explain this: The duration of these types of songs are very short, like 2 or 3 minutes per track. So that is a very limited amount of time to catch the listeners attention from the get go. The songs are made up of: catchy riffs, lyrics that promote materialism rather carrying a message, ad libs (ooh, coo, ahh etc) pitched vocals, brash basslines, standard drum machine samples (the latter of which the listener will no understanding of, but finger clicks and 808 hats in a skipping motion are prominent in todays pop music) and finally, a “significant change every 15 seconds” – that came from the mouth of an industry insider I used to talk to a while ago.
A significant change every 15 seconds shows the attention span of the listeners.
I have been producing music for quite a long time, so I more or less know how these tracks are produced. But, as retarded as this music is, it is exceptionally hard to produce and the idiots that listen to this won’t give a second though to how this music is made in the studio. They see the singer, dolled up, pouting like a cunt, they give them all the credit, when really, the singer does the least amount of work.
Oh and Manaj is definitely a cunt.
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Oh Jesus in a rowing boat. Her music sounds like a bad attack of dysenteric shitting in a tin bath. If you want some seriously bad tunes, have a listen to “Stupid Hoe” or “Anaconda”. Mother of fuck, it can’t even be called music.
No doubt they’ll be some music execs who peddle-out this lame shit, no doubt furiously wanking their scabby cocks into their breakfast over this, cough “artiste” but anyone with taste will know this is just a load of wanketry on a grand scale. Talent is not needed anymore. Just act like a gold covered cunt. Fuck me dry.
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Anybody whose arse is wider than their body really needs to have a word with themselves. And then fuck off, the freakish cunt.
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