Rob Beckett

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Rob Beckett is a unfunny cunt that appears regularly in Mock The Week. I used to think he was funny but then realised that he’s not playing a character but is actually being himself. He is a posh snob to the extreme but pretends to be working class and thinks that saying “innit” and shaking his wrist every few minutes will make people believe him. “I say old chap, jolly good show, one was brought up on a council estate and one sent his butler for fish and chips, innit.” As a character he is funny but he’s not playing a character, he actually is pretending to be working class.

Nominated by Mimi

33 thoughts on “Rob Beckett”

  1. His ‘humour’ seems to be his teeth. That’s it. He fits well with the rest of the unfunny cunts around.

  3. Unfunny face full of teeth cunt! He could eat an apple through a tennis racquet!

    Usually appears alongside the other “Brexit baaaaad! Orange man baaaaaad!” NPC (so called) comics like Romesh Rungachickenneck, Richard Ayoade-doodey-do and Catherine Ryan (who is pretty as fuck but thick as day old porridge).

    I hope the “Look at me! I’m just like you!” cunt’s shit stiffens!

  4. Never heard of this cunt. He has one of those faces you just want to punch. Like Cesc Fibreglass or anyone playing for or connected with The Murdering Scouser Cunts FC.

    I’d never heard of Catherine Ryan either so did a quick interweb search. Meh. She looks really simple. Is Mock The Week still hosted by that fat Oirish piece of shit? Can’t remember the cunt’s name, but I know he’s got a face you just want to punch.

  5. As soon as I saw that photo the first thing that I imagined was crosshairs,right between the eyes.

  7. The neckless unfunny cunt appeared here a few months ago.
    Not surprisingly they couldnt even give the tickets away.

      • I fear she may catch a dreadful chill.
        She’ll need some goose grease rubbing in her chest.
        Step up Mr. Fiddler, use whatever ‘ comes to hand ‘.

  10. Obviously enjoys oral sex with a queue of Punters who put a dab of Colgate on their bellends pre-gobble.

    Filthy degenerate.

  15. Looks like the idiot bastard son of Max Headroom… far less funny I’m willing to bet, having never seen the cunt in action.

  16. I hate ALL comedians….funny, unfunny, whatever the fuck.

    They are all obnoxious, attention seeking ballsacks, always looking for the next punchline and laugh, like the fuckwits they always have on ‘Have I Got Spews For You’.

    Irritating cunts, the lot.

  17. BBC banned comedy years ago unless brexit or Trump is on the receiving end, then its roll around in fits of laughter at all us fucking stupid leavers. Refuse to watch any of them now. Unfunny snowflake fuckwits all.

  18. He does display some of the facial traits of trisomy 21. Is he related to Jamie Oliver?

  19. I believe he’s accredited with saying something approaching funny around 3 years ago?
    Another Small cog in the wheel of right on soft cock establishment approved comedian cunts! This particularly unfunny cunt is okay as he’s on the right side of the argument……..
    Fucking prick……. he’s the sort of absolute cunt who moved into east London when the REAL English people ran away!! “ I live in befnal gweeeen”
    Faux cockney , faux person , genuine CUNT!!!

  20. Fuck me I’ve just looked at that photo again.
    He should donate his body to medical science, with dissection taking place IMMEDIATELY !!!
    Freakish cunt.
    Good evening.

  21. Fuck me 2.0.
    He’s been allowed to breed !!!
    His woman should be detained immediately in a secure facility and his children sold to a travelling circus in Albania.

  23. My Uncle Barrie’s got a set of gnashers like that.

    So have his two sisters (my Mum being one of them) though not quite as pronounced.

    Get them all together in one room and you would swear it was The Bee Gees……

  25. Looks like he is about to pull sone kids into a can the creepy looking cunt .

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