Dominic Littlewood [3]

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A daytime Z-listed cunting please for this self important and deluded Uncle Fester lookalike who pollutes morning TV with cheap *reality* shows. The baldy poison monkey grimaces, legs astride in front of police cars in a MP police station car park as he introduces you more hard hitting, cutting edge, but cheap CCTV. Very cheap. Each show must cost about a tenner to make. Just collect a few mugs who want to be on telly, so you don’t have to pay them, a few coppers who like to imagine they were in The Bill, and a few town hall jobsworths who want everyone to see how *important* they are strutting round, put them with a hand camera, a director who is doing his first job since leaving school. Then all you need is little Dom, who went to the same East End Mockney School as Arfur Smith, but sounds a bit rougher, and how could you lose.

Littlewood’s latest abomination goes out round about midday on BBC1. We got a new TV yesterday, and Mrs. Boggs decided to test it out with this dreary programme.

The old slaphead motherfucker is so *good* he makes you want to retch. You can imagine him at school – “please sir, Gordon just farted and Tony just put his hand up Mandy’s knickers. The bolshy little cunt is a total wankstain, pure as TCP. and I just hope his tawdry career collapses due to some peccadillo that brings him embarrassment and shame.

Nobody is as good as this old bugger pretends to be.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

47 thoughts on “Dominic Littlewood [3]”

  1. Ho ho, yes indeed.
    Those times where he goes after “rogue traders” and has a go at them for screwing over some gullible old lady are laudable, I suppose, but I want to see footage of him going after a team of proper pikeys and getting his self-important head kicked in.
    As an aside, who’s looking forward to the potential violence in Paris this weekend?!

      • Morning RTC.
        I’d like to see it kicking off in Londonabad, much like the poll tax riots, but people nowadays are far too too soft. Maybe if the pigs start kettling people there might be a mini incident, a sparkler to Paris’s giant firework…fingers crossed though!

    • Oh I really hope , looking a the TV times and was struggling to find anything worth watching…….
      I saw extensive coverage of the last particularly impressive showing from those cheese eating surrender monkeys
      And savoured every fucking minute …
      Watching macron walking around a fucked up Paris was definitely a highlight for me….

  2. Yes the whole city is on lockdown, armoured cars and coppers everywhere. Instead of ordering us about Little Napoleon is shitting himself. Fucking wanker. How I would love to see the cunt and his granny run out of town.

  3. Great cunting, very well deserved.
    An annoying little bald cunt indeed. … not quite as annoying as that smarmy cunt and his criminal polak friend on that other one… rogue traders it might have been…. can’t remember. He’s still a cunt though.

  4. I remember seeing a programme a few years ago with this little Cunt. He was chasing some builder down the street about an unfinished house extension. Personally,I’d have turned round and just kicked the little Cunt’s head in,but the builder tried to explain that the reason that the extension was unfinished was because the curry-muncher family whose house it was,had consistently changed the spec.,demanded extras that were never in the quote,and hadn’t kept up to the payment schedule.
    Leaving aside the fact that there were probably faults on both sides,it was this jumped-up,sanctimonious little Prick’s attitude that boiled my piss. He wasn’t looking to sort the problem out,or give a balanced view,he just wanted to appear to be the Knight in Shining Armour. He’d have bitterly regretted taking such an attitude with me.

    Fuck him.

    • The funniest thing when he tries to mug someone off is that he’s only about 4 foot tall. He’s like an angry little oompa loompa trying to get into fight that everyone knows he can’t win … except him of course.
      I think the only reason he hasn’t been squashed is because of his deficiency in stature.
      ….it’s like hitting a man with glasses on. Just not cricket.

      • I think that it’s more likely that he has 5-6 security staff waiting just off camera.
        Hitting a dwarf or a speccy-Cunt wouldn’t bother me in the slightest.

        Morning,DtS.

      • I think that it’s more likely that he has 5-6 security staff waiting just off camera.
        Hitting a Porg or a speccy-Cunt wouldn’t bother me in the slightest.

        Morning,DtS.

  6. Government response to the Petition which I signed the other day regarding Migration. Fine,comforting words,indeed…

    Dear Bigoted Cunt**,

    The Government has responded to the petition you signed – “The UK should not agree the UN’s Global Compact for Migration”.

    Government responded:

    The Global Compact for Migration will support global co-operation on migration without affecting the sovereignty of all countries to control their own borders.

    Uncontrolled migration erodes public confidence, damages economies, and places those on the move in situations of intense vulnerability. The UK is taking significant steps to tackle uncontrolled migration by:

    – Addressing the root causes of migration, through our targeted assistance for livelihoods, healthcare, education and economic development
    – Tackling modern slavery and organised immigration crime
    – Supporting enhanced border management
    – Providing critical humanitarian support and protection for vulnerable migrants, as well as offering voluntary return and vital reintegration support to those wishing to return home
    – Supporting refugees to stay in a first safe country through our humanitarian and development work in Africa, the Middle East and Asia

    The Global Compact for Migration embeds these efforts within the global system, enhances cooperation between states, and sets out ways that countries may choose to deliver these objectives.

    The Compact is not legally binding. It creates a framework to allow countries to work together to make global migration more beneficial for everyone.

    It respects the sovereignty of all states to decide who enters their territory. It will not affect our ability to determine and implement our own migration policies, including in areas such as asylum, border controls and returns of illegal migrants.

    It does not establish a ‘human right to migrate’ or create any new legal categories of migrant. It explicitly stresses that migrants are entitled to the same universal human rights as any human being, and that these are different to the legal protections available to refugees.

    Too many people, including vulnerable women and girls, are taking risky journeys to migrate through dangerous channels. The Compact will help us take important steps to keep migrants around the world safer and to protect the most vulnerable, by supporting international cooperation on the protection of migrants, in line with our obligations under international law. It outlines ways of preventing exploitation, and of combating the heinous crime of modern slavery.

    A key objective of the document is to support cooperation on reducing uncontrolled migration. It sets out the responsibility of countries of origin to ensure effective control of their borders, and to cooperate in accepting the return of their nationals when they no longer have the right to remain in another country. Furthermore, the text also calls on countries of origin to work with the international community to address the drivers of irregular migration, by creating economic opportunities for populations in source countries, and improving governance and respect for the rule of law.

    When migration is safe and regular, it can bring great prosperity. The Compact also sets out possible actions to harness the economic benefits of safer, regular migration, for example by reducing the costs of remittances that migrants send home. These can foster economic development in source countries, helping to address some of the causes of migration.

    The Compact is the result of months of intergovernmental negotiations. Though it is legally non-binding and no country can be compelled to conform with its provisions, we are aware that a small number of countries have chosen not to endorse it. We respect this choice and note that countries will be able to endorse the Compact, or cooperate with other states on delivering its objectives, at any point in the future.

    Department for International Development
    **********

    ** I did alter my name at the top….it’s what they would have wanted.

      • I received the same reply. Waste of time signing petitions, all done fucking deals.
        Hope it kicks off big time in Paris….Vive la republique revolution……Macron and his granny wife can hang from the top of the Eiffel Tower……..
        🔥🇪🇺🔥🇪🇺🔥🇪🇺🔥🇪🇺🔥🇪🇺🔥🇪🇺🔥🇪🇺🔥
        Let this fucking shitty cunty flag burn with the EU with all all those cunts attempting to stop democracy perish with it.

    • I enjoyed, while being a long way from understanding, the circularity of this:

      “When migration is safe and regular, it can bring great prosperity. The Compact also sets out possible actions to harness the economic benefits of safer, regular migration, for example by reducing the costs of remittances that migrants send home. These can foster economic development in source countries, helping to address some of the causes of migration.”

      You let the cunts come here to send their wages home (out of our economy) in order to empower the folks at home so they don’t come here too?

      That will be right. The cunts at home will just buy air tickets.

      More generally the list of bullet points at the top is meaningless except in one respect. It indicates that this was written by management cunts who regret not being able to give you a PowerPoint presentation.

      Nice try DF et al, well done. But did you really expect a cigar?

      • I rather enjoy reading their responses, K., The way that they can make everything seem so reasonable and justifiable….masterful stuff.

        🙂 .

  7. I’m certain he did bird for burglary.

    So him hosting a crime series is like having Gary Glitter present programmes about abused children!

  8. I find this Tom Thumb sized professional mockery ( Essex) wanker impossible to watch! I used to view his show only out of morbid curiosity hoping somebody would knock seven bells of shit out of this faux hard man, alas the little cunt never chases any proper people, instead his struts around like a bald peacock making lots of fucking noise and achieving absolutely nothing..

  9. Excellent Paris is off to flyer!!
    What’s macron gonna do? 😂😂😂
    Give the frog cunts some credit 👍

    • Macron’s locked himself inside the eleese palace with lots of guards. He’s also blocked all roads towards the area.
      I suspect that the 89,000 strong security force have been brought in not to protect the public or businesses, but to protect Macron himself.
      Let’s hope they lower their weapons and step aside. The look on his slimy little face would be priceless. …. then the gadaffi treatment for the little twat.

      • Amen to that – wouldn’t it be lovely if Adonis, Mangledbum and Anthony Blair were visiting him at the time and became *collaterl damage*

  10. Sorry off topic by my piss is FUCKING BOILING!
    I turned on sly news to watch the riots and what comes on?
    A children’s show called fyi designed to keep kids “in the know”.
    I was wondering if it’s actually a kids show or if it’s leftist propaganda.
    Well I think you can all guess what it was. Now lefties are using children to brainwash other children.

    Makeup?
    White boy, white girl, black boy, Asian girl…
    No surprises there.

    First topic?
    Climate change
    Next…
    How to spot fake news.

    They’ve just shown a sob story about refugee children and are deliberately confusing it with the MIGRANT (not refugee) crisis currently going on in Europe.
    Apparently the UK need to bring in more migrants.
    What a fucking surprise!

    Now it’s about autistic (disabled) cunts…

    Next it’s going to be the “awful” story of the refugee being bullied at school….

    CUNTS!

  11. Quality cunting, I cunted this midget cunt a couple of years ago. Cannot stand this little wannabe champion of the thick cunts…total wanker who’d probably grass you up if you lied a little to the insurance company and exaggerated a claim. You can tell he was the teachers spy at school, definitely needs a kick in the bollocks. Now we have the pleasure of paying the cunt wages via the BBC, we’ll I don’t cause I’ve never and never will pay the licence fee. Piss off.

  12. Morning all.
    Great bit of cunting, this. Daytime telly in general’s a dirt cheap wankstain, and this cunt’s in the forefront.

    • Mrs. Boggs felt that Escape To The Cuntry needs to be seen on a 42″ inch screen. And Pointless (probably the most apt-named show on TV). Ane Emmerdale Farm (even more pointless). Our first TV had a 9″ console, and 9 inches should console any woman

      • I apologise, Mr. Boggs. Not being similarly afflicted, I had neglected to cherche la femme. All is now clear.

      • That’s OK Komodo. If I had my time again Mrs. Boggs would have been a ship that passed in the night – a dirty old steam tramp at that. All the woman does is watch TV – even that Homes Under The Bulldozer crap at ten in the morning with peaceful property developers. If she can’t be arsed to get up by 10 it’s fucking Wimmins Hour on the radio in the kitchen while she chomps her way through the corn flakes (she doesn’t like seeing *dirty* houses when she is eating, and to be fair some of those places are real dumps). I wish she would get a job as a daily woman or even a khazi cleaner, especially in the winter. Anything to shift the lazy old bag’s arse.

  14. Yep, this human billiard ball gets on my tits as well.

    I can’t stand all of the ‘I’m a right geezer same as you all’ mockney deluge that we often see on TV these days.

    Oh fuck off, will you. Same as us all? Yeah, with a whopping BBC salary and a shit load of obnoxious ego, fuckwit.

    For me though, he is not quite as vomit inducing as those two fucktards who present ‘Homes under the hammer’…..the one where mouthy (usually foreign, quelle surprise) aspiring property developers pay peanuts for some shithole at auction and tart the fucker up with the prospect of flogging it for a monumental profit or renting it out to the social, then moaning when their shack gets destroyed by the hoarding fat chavs that lived there…..you know the one, fellow cunters.

    It is presented by some pipsqueak, overly enthusiastic knobend with 80’s hair and a perpetual grin and an equally exhuberant tart waxing lyrical about how ‘this place has sooo much potential if they knock the entire house down, rebuild the fucker and install a jacuzzi in the shed’ kind of bollocks.

    Now THEY do my nut in.

    DAYTIME TV CUNTWAFFLES.

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