Kris Akabussi

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An overdue cunting for Kris Akabussi. I just can’t stand the sight and sound of that gurning big mouthed twat, with his stupid laugh and mega decibel bullshit. He is billed as a motivational speaker, well the only thing that cunt motivates me to do, is reach for the mute button. I wish SKY news would not keep inviting that cunt to review the daily papers. He’s irritating enough at any time, but especially at 7.30 in the morning. He wears stupid jackets too. Does anyone else hate this twat as much as I do ?

Nominated by Mystic Maven

45 thoughts on “Kris Akabussi”

    • Are you the cunt that they sing about at the Talbot. I’m a cunt originally from not far from cumnock cunt towers.

  2. I can understand that he is probably very annoying to some people, and especially early in the morning.

    Whenever I see him I cannot help being reminded of the 1991 world championships In Tokyo, when he was running as part of the men’s 4x400m relay team. Stuffing the USA.

    https://youtu.be/xkLSnPkqIrs

    Still one of my favourite athletics moments of all time (although appreciate the camera work is not that great in the clip).

    Have seen Roger Black as a motivational speaker, and he is extremely good. Not sure about Kris as have not seen him.

    I sometimes wish I was more like Akabussi, as I admire his positive outlook on life, and his apparent happiness and joviality. Instead I find myself for the majority of the time to be a miserable, depressed fucker. Those that know me will agree.

    The expression I think is “laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you cry alone”.

    But totally understand the cunting, Mystic, and the reasons behind it.

  4. Ah, surely not annoying enough to be given a solid cunting? Definitely loud and I can imagine living with the cunt would be a Dante-esque nightmare, but I can’t really stoke the fires of ire on this one. To my knowledge, he hasn’t yet preached on Brexit, Grenfell, Trump or otherwise boarded the PC bandwagon, so he can’t be all bad.

    Bloody good runner in his heyday. Overshadowed during the late 80s in the high times of doping.

    • True Empire, probably put him alongside Chris Kamara, a tepid piss boiler if that.

    • Was his Da a bussi driver, by any chance ?
      Did he know anyone in Toksvig Towers ?

      We must be told.

    • I know fuck all about him. Saw him on telly once and yes, he is a bit annoying. However, to say what he said in that link and risk the twatter storm makes him fine in my book.

  7. And to the famous footy chant “HERE WE GO!”, after 3…a one, two, three…


    MERKEL’S GONE!
    MERKEL’S GONE!
    MERKEL’S GONE!

    MERKEL’S GONE!
    MERKEL’S GONE!
    MERKEL’S GOHHHHHNE!

    MERKEL’S GONE!
    MERKEL’S GONE!
    MERKEL’S GONE!

    MERKEL’S GOHHHHHNE!
    MER-KEL’S GONE!

    Yeah and don’t wait until 2021 you European sell-out cunt! Fuck off now before 5 million more “architects” flood in.

    Fucking cunt! And take Macaroon with you!

    • Let’s hope the old witch uses the revolver and the petrol can on her way out, just like the previous Fuhrer did….

      • She could fake her own death then go and live in Argentina.
        Maybe then she could go swimming at the same place Josef Mengele did….

  8. What’s all this ‘We Love You Glenn’ shite on the front of the tabloid arsewipers?… Making Hoddle out to be a ‘Three Lions Legend’ just like they did with Graham Taylor after he died… Yet when he was alive they hounded the bloke so much it bordered on indecency… Now Hoddle was a fine player, no doubt about that… But all this shite about him being ‘one of life’s good guys’? Bollocks! As I said, rated him as a player, but I simply don’t give a fuck about some cunt who thinks disabled people deserve there disabilities due to behaviour in a past life….

    • Yes Norman, on the same cloud as Keegan, I always hated that little Scunthorpe cunt . The news love to make you big, wreck you then feel all sorry with charming soliloquise about what a good bloke he is/was. Most spew inducing was Lady Died. Called an expensive clothes horse and played for the paparazzi with notes of where she would be when it suited like the last time on the ragheadded ones yacht. Perfect “I want to be left alone” moment. Dodi wasn’t very good at English. Apparently Di’s request about being fucked in a tunnel didn’t mean the same in Egyptian.

    • He’s got what was coming to him Norm for that shite he spouted. Was he any more than a one trick pony who could do a pinpoint pass? His comment on spazzies makes him a cunt.

  9. He’s an irritating fucker but isn’t a cunt in my opinion, just someone who the off switch was made for.
    Good evening.

  11. Don’t know much about him. Did a bit of research. He served a 15 year stint in the Army and left with WO2 rank so he’s no duffer and, because of this, is definitely not a cunt in my book. Strangely, he doesn’t mention his service on his web pages. Is this because it’s an inconvenient fact that doesn’t fit well with the oppressed black man image he has to cultivate for the benefit of the white intelligentsia luvvy fucktards that he motivates?

    • Humble, Leaver, ex-forces, not anti-trump… begnning to sound like quite an unjust cunting, this one.

  12. Another fucking infuriating advert strikes me down whilst hands full fixing the oven door – anyone seen that recent Barclaycard ad, with what looks to be a wonky-faced tranny sitting on the bus on the way to a school reunion? The Marfans Syndrome post-op looking cunt gurning and snarling for 30seconds is bad enough but the voiceover, hitting me with middle class lines straight out of hipster wankfests like Peep Show, makes me grind my fucking teeth until lockjaw sets in.

    Why can ads just be no-nonsense, say-what-they-do-on-the-fucking-tin anymore?

    • The HSBC advert with Richard Ayoade spouts bollocks like ‘connected money’ and ‘global citizen’ but is just a pro EU vehicle and how stupid we are to be leaving this wonderful club of cunts.

      • Indeed. This ad is my pet hate. With a vengeance.

        I believe he married into the Fox family. Edward must really love having this little prick round for Sunday lunch…

  13. I actually like Kris Akabussi. Yea he’s a bit much first thing in the morning but I bet he’s a fucking right laugh to have a pint with.
    I haven’t seen that much of him on sky but from what I can tell he isn’t one of those ethnic people that needs to go on about race all the time or has a chip on his shoulder about something, he just seems like a normal bloke …. something you don’t get much on tv these days …. especially on sly news.
    Fair play to him…

  14. Have to agree. He’s been in the army, speaks out against remoaning and sleb Trump bashers in addition to ripping off corporate wankers with all that “motivational” bullshit. No wonder he is always laughing, relieving those muggy cunts of their ill gotten gains.
    Of course, he is a West Ham cunt but nobody’s perfect.

  15. It looks like I’ve been well and truly voted down on this one, but he still gets on my nerves. Maybe though I’ll retract the nomination if he’s not pc and is pro brexit. Sorry Kris, seems like you’re a good geezer, after all, but I’ll still hit the mute button when I see you though.

    • Never retract your noms.,M.M. I like the ones that cause a bit of a difference of opinion. You’d have to go a long way to beat my “Cunt the Disabled”….I’m currently thinking of Cunting Rees-Mogg.

      🙂 .

      • Mr Fiddler is quite right. I remember my devastating cunting of that wanker Liam Neeson was met with a certain hostility or, at least, disagreement. We’re not snowflakes on here you know. We are allowed to disagree without screaming abuse like a bunch of fucking remoaners whio didn’t get their own way.
        I was going to say that we don’t suck cocks on here but, on reflection, that’s not 100% true.😁

    • No. He’s bleck, loud, big gob, ran a bit, got propelled to unwarranted heights through it and if YOU don’t like him that makes him I cunt. I can’t stand the twat on telly anyway therefore he’s a cunt. Others may disagree, we are not bothered, we think he’s a cunt.

    • The therapy is working Mystic. Mute button is an improvement on kicking the screen in when the lame bleck runny type cunt comes on.

      • “I’m currently thinking of Cunting Rees-Mogg.”

        Do it fiddler I’d like to see what you have to cunt him for, I agree with most of his political positions but can’t help feeling hes controlled opposition of some sort.

        And hes cathlick cunt so that already makes me naturally hate him fucking hypocrite to be against gays but hes fine with priests buggering young boys as long as the church says its a-ok

  16. I just thought, considering his experience in corporate bullshitting, Kris would make a good judge on “The Apprentice “ instead of that cocksucking Brady scrubber.
    I can just see him pissing himself laughing at the cretins they have on there, not to mention the absurd Sugar “i’m an ‘ard east end boy” pantomime act.
    I’d fucking watch it!

  18. Can’t say I have much of an opinion either way. Being somewhat famous for running round a track is beyond lame and a bit cunty.

    In other news, fingers crossed Real Madrid make a crazy big offer to Spurs to take that serial loser cunt Pochettino off our hands. If I were that massive cunt Levy, I’d be throwing in Sissoko, Lloris, Sanchez, Lame-la, Llorente and Aurier for free. All cunts. All useless. All need to go.

    • I love marzipan !!

      I think you may have unintentionally come up with a new cocktail name there, TECB.

      Answers on the back of a pork scratchings packet…

    • Fair point, Empire. Alli has been a waste of space for a season and a bit at this point. The grinning, diving, nasty little shit needs to concentrate on being famous for playing good football rather than coming up with ridiculous goal celebration hand gestures. Cunt.

  20. Unfortunately I can’t get on board with this cunting. Mr A exhibits the rare qualities we all hold dear on ISAC in a sea of shrill, strident lefties, snowflakes and the Linekerati.

    Plus he has the cojones to speak out. I take my hat off to him.

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