Kiera Knightley

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Kiera Knightley is in need of a cunting. She’s was in the papers 6th October, whingeing about how finding fame and fortune left her with PTSD, and needing to take a year of ‘work’ because of it. Oh poor you. I’m so sorry the millions of pounds you made out being a movie actress couldn’t bring you any comfort during that traumatic time.

Normally, I wouldn’t give a flying fuck about some whingeing, super PC actress telling us how awful it is to be a highly paid performer, but there was a part of her whingeing that made my piss boil hotter than the surface of the sun. She said the trauma she had suffered over becoming famous at a young age was worse than that suffered by anyone who had been in battle.

What? What was that? You fucking ignorant, far left, overpaid, overhyped cunt? You think that someone who has been in battle, seen their friends get their arms, legs, or even heads blown off, is LESS traumatic than becoming rich and famous at the age of eighteen? FUCK YOU, you bee sting chested twat. Unlike you, I HAVE been in battle. I HAVE seen friends killed. I HAVE seen friends get arms and legs blown off. I’ve even taken a bullet. I’m not a multi-millionaire Hollywood type, but I’m pretty sure that the trauma I and other soldiers have suffered is about a thousand times greater than anything YOU have ‘suffered’.

Want my sympathy, bitch? Put on a uniform and go fight in a war. Then you’ll understand what PTSD actually is. Knightley, you are a cunt.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

42 thoughts on “Kiera Knightley”

  1. Fuck me, that’s a strange looking fanny she’s got there? I’m fucked if i’d stick my winkle into that…….looks positively dangerous!

    • Was she working on the check out, recovering from her PTSD and doling out her political wisdom to the plebs at the same time?
      That’ll be 18.24 please……brexit’s shit innit? Did you see me on the telly last night?

  4. No brains… No tits… No arse… No dignity… No clue…
    Ah, these little luvvies do love their coke, don’t they?…. Bless…

    Isn’t this also the demented bitch who has banned (fucking banned!) her own kid from watching Disney films?! Because Luvvieslag Shitely doesn’t like the idea of wimmin being rescued by men?! Well, I’m sure the women and girls who were lucky enough to get out alive from the death camps and were freed by allied soldiers at the end of the war would have something to say about that… Just OD, you anorexic misandrist psychotic charlied up skeleton luvvie cunt!

  5. Particularly odious talentless Cunt!!
    Yet another Hollywood dwelling fuck who’s had entirely too much to say about brexit!!
    Excellent cunting QDM …..

  7. And on the last Doctor Who, Fitbit Jodie and the Double Deckers were joined by the one who says ‘Pakistani heritage’ all the time’s relatives… Which means – you’ve guessed it – more people mentioning ‘Pakistani heritage’… I was told there would be some horrible infestation in last week;s show: a horrible lot that upset and frightened lots of people… There were some spiders in it as well…

  8. O come on Mr McGraw,have you absolutely no compassion? Do you think its easy spending half your life sucking old,wrinkled,rancid Hollywood cock? How would you like it if you had to have your arse reamed by the likes of Weinstein the Hutt? Or perform Bukkake with 5 old perverts who look and smell like dog shit? It must be soul destroying.Miss Shitely deserves a Victoria Medal for her contributions to promoting the British Film Industry.

  9. I wonder if a creamy facial and a globby pearl necklace would traumatise this creature irrevocably that she retires from giving interviews and the public eye in general.

  10. Good cunting QDM. I’m sure you’re not asking for it but I’d like to thank you for the sacrifices you and your fellow servicemen (and women Reg) make. I couldn’t do it. This fucking moron Knightley deserves a fucking hardy punch in the tits. What a self absorbed piece of shit. PTSD my arse. If you don’t like a job or find it too stressful then fucking stop doing it – no shame in that. But don’t carry on and then fucking bleat about it. Utter utter cunt.

  12. Poor woman hasn’t got any clothes to wear. How could you insensitive bastards cunt her. I’ll throw an old blanket over her and take her down to Barnardos. They’ve got some nice floral pattern dresses in. Give her a couple of Mrs Fims old knickers that I use to clean the car as well.

    • Poor woman hasn’t got any clothes to wear. How could you insensitive bastards cunt her. I’ll throw an old blanket over her and take her down to Barnardos. They’ve got some nice floral pattern dresses in. Give her a couple of Mrs Fims old knickers that I use to clean the car as well. Barnados!

      • Something tells me this posh cunt doesn’t wear hand me downs or anything of that nature Fimbriations Gucci or chanel only shes also a shite actress imo

      • I honestly don’t know who this cunt is. Have I missed something? Wouldn’t mind nipping round to her place and get a quote for rendering and plastering her kitchen wall.

  14. Great posting QDM

    Some people have absolutely no fucking respect for anyone and only care about themselves.

    A friend of Benedict Cumberbatch. Nuff said.

    TODAYS QUIZ

    What does Keira Knightley have in common with the scarecrow in The Wizard of Oz?

    What does she have in common with (apart from being in) two of her films, namely “The Treasure Seekers” (1996) and The Hole (2001).

    Answers on a postcard.

  16. Not sticking up for her but the problem is that the experience s she had whilst a young actress ie leering producers etc trying to get in her pants all the time was most likely the worst thing she had experienced in her young sheltered life. She has no conception of conditions faced by persons in combat and probably never will unless the peacefuls kick off big time. So just let her overstatement flow over all you chaps who have experienced combat because no one who has not been in combat can ever understand. Respect to you all

  17. I enjoyed that cunting Quick Draw! Bang on target. I bet this snowflake cunt wears a white poppy ( if any at all )

    • Making those sort of declarations will have people comparing her to Gwyneth Paltrow. And no-one with any sense would want that.

      • Gurning Paltry blubbing at that awards ceremony was one of the UGLIEST faces I’ve ever seen.

  18. Off piste, but very relevent to this cunting!…Squaddie outside Tesco Huntingdon, collecting for the Legion, NO LEGS!…..Now that gentlemen is the difference between feckless twatting arseholes, and real men.!

  19. To borrow a lovely phrase from a fellow cunter, she is a brown stain on the white panties of humanity. I’d shit in her cleavage and smack…… oh fuck she’s got no tits… alright then, I’d smear it about a bit.

  20. Top cunting QDM,
    I suggest an hour in the company of Simon Weston, or a séance with my dead oppos from the Falklands conflict. Rounded off with a walk across the Falklands in the company of a couple of 2para and a handful of Royals. Perspective love, perception is everything. If you think gagging on a couple of pints of spunk to make millions compares to lying in a field looking at your legs 100 yds away or your feet sticking to the frying pan surface of a dead Frigate then I think you need a 7.62 round between your eyes. In the age of the gilded fool the strangest of “heroes” are chosen.

  21. Obviously in need of a benchmark by which to measure her stress levels. She’d find one in Yemen or Syria. Or even Luton. That said, I would, largely because I am old and not getting much. She’d be complaining of pre-traumatic stress, though.

  23. You can tell that’s a Photoshopped picture because in real life her chest/ribcage is like a xylophone and her tits are like bee-stings!

    I always thought Keeley Hawes was a much better looking older sister type than that skeleton.

    Oooohhh, hope those nasty words don’t set your PTSD off love. What do those cunts left without limbs, sight, etc., in the armed forces know about it eh!

    Cunt!

  24. I see that the daft cow’s now going on about the horrendous expense of child care she’s paying. It’s such a terrible problem for those in her position in the acting profession apparently. Try it when you’re on 30k a year as opposed to £10 mill a fucking film, not to mention all your other advertising sidelines, you stupid, skullfaced, airhead cunt.

  25. Dozy fucking bint. Do a 12 hour shift with me, or any one of my colleagues and see how much you fucking whine about your ‘PTSD’, then. Traumatic arrest? Infant not breathing, parents wailing as you’re trying to save it? Try dealing with that and see how you fucking get on.

    • You’re a legend DCI. That experience sounds positively dreadful. Two paramedics walked into my bedroom in February and said, we think you’ve got sepsis and fuckin hell I had sepsis. Thank fuck for those two lads.

      • All part of the fucking service! Lucky to get an ambulance – usually wasting our fucking time with cunts who’ve been throwing up for a couple of hours and call 999 ‘Just in case’…..

      • Time wasters boil my piss. A while ago some cunt rang my doorbell on a Sat night, said he thought he was having a heart attack, would I call an ambulance. Now he just looked like a cunt, but what do you do? Phoned 999 and explained situation, and an ambulance turned up pronto. Course it turned out they knew the ratbag of old; he was a pisshead who just wanted a ride home. If I’d been the crew, I’d have hurled the shit under a bus. Somebody’s life might have been draining away while the boys were forced to deal with this no good cunt. The fucker.

      • At least one cunt a shift, every shift! Cunts they don’t show you on the fly on the wall stuff! ‘Big Yellow Taxi Service’! Luckily I love the fucking job and the ones that genuinely need our help make up for the cunts!

  27. This fuckwit will be up there with Lilly Fucking Allen if she keeps up this kind of verbal diariah……what a cuntish thing to say

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