Chuka Umunna [4]

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A slap headed, eyes wide open, mouth wide open cunting for that oily heap of careerist shit, Fucka Umunna

Apparently, so desperate is he to get the keys to No. 10 (prancing round the early Sunday morning streets with dear friend Peter Mangeldbum prior to appearing on BBC TV to announce his candidature for leadership only to withdraw it 2 days later was a bit of a bummer), he has now gone all mental health expert by calling knife and gun toting scum *a disease*:

What the fuck. I read of a case yesterday where a 14 year old boy appeared in court charged with knifing another youth, but so anxious were they to spare the poor little bleeders feelings of anxiety, the lawyers appeared minus their wigs and gowns, so as not to frighten the little cunt. If you commit an adult crime you should be treated as an adult, whatever your age. In fact that it probably the ideal age to put the fear of fuck into the little motherfuckers.

How can Umunna, with his fancy ways, and lovely wife, who spends a fortune on his exclusive club where he has his own key to the gin cupboard, possibly know the terror these feral bastards can have on ordinary people. Yes he is black innit (or a bit black) but he is as in touch with his bros as Robert Mugabe was.

This vacuous wankstain is a young(ish) man in a hurry. He has proved he will say anything, do anything to get his scrawny arse on the cabinet or shadow cabinet chair (as long as he has a *nice* leader who he can crawl to). He is also an avid Remainer. He is a 100% inhanced improved Blairite arselicker.

Nominated b W.C.Boggs

61 thoughts on “Chuka Umunna [4]”

  1. Nail on head, Mr Boggs. Umunna is a Labour careerist suit, complete with superior attitude, smug demeanour, and smarmy ‘on message’ presentation. A complete cockbottle, in other words. It strikes me that he and that lardy gobshite Abbott are a match made in heaven.

  3. I imagine Mandelson sees Chucky as his next Blair Bitch Project, although one which he won’t lose control of this time. The stories about black men having bigger cocks would also be an important consideration in his evil, perverted mind although quite a bit older than the usual objects of his lust.
    Chucky and Randy Mandy…….. what a pair of vomit inducing cunts!
    They deserve each other.

    • Is *his lovely wife* The Bride Of Chucky? I am always amazed how Umunna can sniff out a camera or microphone from a kilometer away. Do you think he polishes his head?

    • A more than worthy recipient of nomination.

      Also agree wholeheartedly with ALL young teenage criminal scrotes being named.

      Never understood the reason for “name not given due to legal reasons”, or when criminals are afforded (at great expense to the taxpayer) anonymity.

      If they don’t want to be named, don’t do the fucking crime.

  5. Saw this cunt on Australian TV for 30 seconds lamenting when some troughing functionary party hack and his family did the world a favour and flew into a river. I saw instantly that he was a smug, vainglorious, oily, cloying, elitist turd and can only hope he gets lost in the part of town he’s always speaking up for or falls into the Sarlac pit that is Dianne Abbott (either 3 holes, all equally vile and unmentionable).

  6. I didn’t know who the British Obummer’s “lovely wife” was so I looked her up.
    White and blonde.
    No racial stereotypes there then?

    • Will you be in you doomsday bunker under Fiddler Towers whatever the outcome? It will make the 2011 London riots look like a Tunbridge Wells cheese and crackers wine circle if things really go south.

      • I’d like to think that there would be rioting on the streets when the full sell-out is revealed,but I bet that there isn’t. The vast majority of people will accept the “We got the best deal we could” bollocks and just thank Fuck that it’s finally over.
        Me? I’ll just open a bottle of Bushmills,light a cigarette and say….
        Fuck them.

      • Do you think Theresa’s Chequers proposal was intentionally so bad that we might be persuaded to stay in the EU in the *People’s Vote*?

      • There’ll be no vote, I reckon. We’ll just get her half-arsed sell-out foisted on us.

      • Agree…with the entire political establishment behind Brino they won’t risk getting another good kicking.

      • Theyll be a second vote but it will be ordered by CorCunt or his successor , methinks thats been the Establishcunts aim all along,bring in a Lib/Lab/Con “consensus” regime and start all over again

      • I can picture the scene now, Dick. Rather like the old Hamlet ad, except the music will be more like the end of Tchaikovsky’s 1812…

    • Well it’s hardly a change of topic seeing as Chucky is the official leader of the “People’s Vote” gang of remoaner scum. Saw a picture of the cunt sucking up to that Soubry bitch. They are supposed to be political enemies but there they are hobnobbing with taxdodgers like that Startrek cunt and Saint Gary.
      The House of Commons, the Lords , the media, the celebricunts , the rich cunts and the fucking EU all in it together to fuck us up the arse.

    • Fucking John Piaenar(?) and Chris Morris both had plenty to say on The World At One about the government plans if no deal is reached. I think they both pissed in their pants and I am sure Piaenar shat himself. Of course both were much against the papers, but you would have thought the world was ending by 2.00 the excited way they were going on. *Enough already* as the cover of Private Eye has it on a different matter.

      Then you had a quick response from cunty old woman Dame Keir Starmer predicting disaster. The only disaster was that dissembling old fuckwit who plainly wants a *fresh referendum* but hasn’t got the guts or the clit to say it. Earlier this week their poofy friend Andy Adonis threw a wobbly in City A.M., though I am pleased to say the editor laughed at him in print.

      • Dame Keir will be busy at Christmas, with all those pantos…

        “It’s behind you..it’s behind you !!”

        And Mandelbumfiddler strikes yet again.

      • NOBODY expects the SS Islington Division.

        Their chief weapon is surprise…surprise and fear…fear and surprise…. Their two weapons are fear and surprise…and ruthless efficiency…. Their *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency

    • Interestingly I’ve had an email today from Leave.eu.

      It’s their belief there will be a Leaderdhip contest of the Tory party in the next 3-6 months.

      They are embarking on a 2 pronged attack to try to influence the outcome.

      Firstly they are starting a campaign to convince grassroots Tory’s and local councillors that they need a Brexit Leader that can win at the Ballot box and secondly encouraging me/us/everyone to pay £25 to join the party.

      Tory MP’s choose the candidates to present to the membership and hence Leave.eu aims to influence this selection.

      All party members that have had a minimum of 3 months membership are entitled to vote in the 3rd and final round.

      It’s an interesting proposition…..

  8. Chuka Upyunna? Greasy poster boy and test pilot for the Metropolitan Elite Cunt Lubricunt. A red fanged Tory under all those layers orf spray orn tan and poofta skin product. What the EU is aiming for, that all racial and national boundaries should be reduced to clones orf this slaphead hateful bile spitting cunt.

    • Fuck me me old gravatar has popped up. No idea how that happened. Nice to see the old cunt is still with us though. Checking me anti-troll settings. Changed horses along with Dioclese when there was a spot orf troll bother a few moons ago.

  9. Chuka Upyunna? Greasy poster boy and test pilot for the Metropolitan Elite Cunt Lubricunt. A red fanged Tory under all those layers orf spray orn tan and poofta skin product. What the EU is aiming for, that all racial and national boundaries should be reduced to clones orf this slaphead hateful bile spitting cunt.

  10. Absolutely hate this cunt with a passion Will not except the Referendum result/decision to leave the EU dispite the result Fights tooth and nail to have a second People’s Referendum to overturn Brexit undermining the will of the people a proper cunt

    • It’ll be the third one actually… the first one was in 1975, 41 years before the second in 2016.

      Only fair Remoaners should be offered a third one in 2059.

  11. Chucky Upyer bum or whatever he calls himself looks like a salacious faggot to me, finding pleasure in back street glory holes not giving a fuck who’s on the end of those cheese encrusted bell ends , he hangs out with Mandy which says it all ,another untrustworthy scumbag, the Mark of Caine upon them both.

  12. BREXIT is it Dick F? What in ’40s Yankland used to be called a “Boat Race” – ie a horse race that has been fixed. To quote Damon Runyan “I am always against the fix unless I am in on it”. Liberty is The Great British People are not in orn this one. Insiders only. Now Yours Truly has spent a good few years orn the turf and has learned a thing or two. Study the form.
    Nothing new in the EU Stakes. Usual tactics orf intimidation and rattling the stalls to scare the horses. A few dodgy jockeys in the field. An experienced trainer will prepare his nag for heavy going and make sure it is well blinkered up against distractions in the field. Bit orf bribery and corruption orf the other runners never goes amiss, indeed par for the course.
    Get the field squared away and a top jock in the saddle, a few ringers to impede any runners that change allegiance at the last minute (always some dishonest bastards), square the stewards and your stable comes home by a neck. Make a killing with the bookies against all odds.
    Point is with a bony arsed cunt like May in the saddle who don’t know how to take an honest bribe let alone how to give one, we have no chance. Situation is Blighty can’t change horses but can damn well throw the jock. Absolutely no chance under May and her stable orf corrupt cunts. Been under starters orders for a coupla seasons now and only managed to tread the turf into mud and shite into our own nosebags. Fucking Liberty.
    Only chance now a bolt in the brain from a horse pistol and get a new jock up. Christ knows who but they have to be corrupt for Blighty, be au fait with the machinations orf the track and know how to throw a race for Blighty. Time to bring Lester Piggott oit orf retirement?

    • Trouble is we’ve got no Lester Piggott ready to switch silks,Sir Limply. All we’ve got is a bunch of tubby,pre-pubescent gels from the local Pony Club on their Thelwell ponies.

      • Gels orn Pony Club nags can be very scary Dick. Particularly if they have just started to “come orn”. Spot orf the old hormonal surges will give the fillies the right attitude and with the old blood streaked love juice, the right ammunition. Frightening meself now.

      • Jesus F Christ have already explained this previous thusly Willy:

        Fuck me me old gravatar has popped up. No idea how or why that happened. Nice to see the old cunt is still with us though. Checking me anti-troll settings. Changed horses along with Dioclese when there was a spot orf troll bother a few moons ago.

      • Nothing more intimidating than a ride orf gels orn Pony Club nags Dick. Particularly if just starting to “come orn” with the old hormones to give the fillies the right attitude and plenty orf blood streaked love juice to give ’em the right ammunition. Blighty may be saved yet.

  13. Chucky was recently at a meeting just down the road from me in Streatham reassuring the locals that he had a plan for the yoot violence that they are shitting themselves about.
    I wonder if he’ll be attending the annual stabbing, thieving and acid throwing festival in Notting Hill this weekend? No doubt we will see him on camera dancing with young black girls , whom he wouldn’t normally stop to gob on, surrounded by dozens of coppers.
    Then he can fuck off to some Islington dinner party with Soubry, Adonis, Grieve and all his other white treacherous pals.

  17. Yup, Spear Chuka’s wife is a blonde, fair-skinned coalburner.

    Cunt’s head looks like a cola-flavoured Maoam Pinball. I bet Mandleslug loves to copiously lube his brown, bald head and slide it gently up inside his quivering, anticipating ringpiece.

    I bet old Mandy holds onto Chuka’s ears and works his head in and out of his arsehole whilst Chuka gives him a gentle reacharound.

    Pair of cunts.

    • I hope Mrs Umunna, the Desdemona to Chukkups’s Othello is, well paid for being used. She is, I am sure, a beard.

      Chukaduckie had spent the night, or early hours, with Mangledbum, prior to that TV *leadership* declaration, and two days later he threw in the towel, claiming he couldn’t stand the *intrusion* into his private life. Or rather his hundred year old granny couldn’t. When it looked as if Corbyn would be re-challenged later in the year, suddenly Chukkup finds this lovely looking girl (I’d swap her for Mrs. Boggs in a flash, provided I could have her clit dry cleaned and disinfected, on the off-chance he experimented with her, though I doubt he would know what went where) and announces his swift marriage. No more intimate nights with Mandy….. it stinks like a prop-forwards jockstrap. Since the marriage he has been putting his leadership bid in on a daily basis. I think he might have fallen down the shitter this week though by suggesting feral kids who enjoy roaming about in gangs and stabbing people are ill rather than the criminal scum they really are. I doubt even Blunkett or Straw would agree with him, or people who live on Labour estates that don’t have Umunna’s income. Umunna is really a very ugly bald Marie Antionette, whose shit seems to come out of his mouth rather than his arsehole (which Mandy probably has sole rights to).

      Apart from his £150 steaks at his club, and gin consumption and smug condescending attitude, there seemed nothing that damning about Umunna that would have upset his bros. No suggestion of any hoes. If ever the MandUmmuna connection becomes public Chukkup will have his defence song ready:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqHlyWGC6v4

      • Hee hee! Thank you Mr Boggs – I hadn’t seen that video before. I laughed so hard my (facial) cheeks have gone into spasm!

  18. Chuka…. the gutless cunt who dropped out of the Liebour leadership race when Comrade Corby got it.

    Chuka….. the political whore who would have sold out his family to the Nazis in WW2 if it would have benefitted him politically.

    Chuka…. the Ocamelbummer wannabe, and want a cunt that guy was too!

    Chuka……. cunt, bah!!!!!!

  19. Umunna is without question one of the most loathsome Cunts in British politics but what does that say about the people that listen to him? still believe him to be PM material?
    You wouldn’t send the useless cunt to buy your milk because you know he would come back with bread……
    A weasel worded cunt

  21. Bad news for Chucky and his pals. Net migration has fallen to JUST 270,000!! ( pretend relatives soon to follow )
    How the fuck are we going to cope without all these hard working taxpayers? Surely we need at least a million of the grasping poncing cunts every year?

  24. Chuka, Chuka, Chuka
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    Let me rock you
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    That’s all I wanna do
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    ‘Cause I feel for you
    Chuka Spears

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