Chris Eubank

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Now Chris Eubank has always been a world class cunt,but I always put it down to trying to generate interest in his fights [David Haye style] you know what I mean, gobbing off and making a complete cunt of oneself on a regular basis…

Anyway it turns out Chrissy boy is an utter cunt in real life as well, the dozy twat has only got himself snapped putting a fake parking ticket on his own expensive Bentley whilst leaving it outside a Saville row suit shop so he can pop in to buy even ridiculous cloths.

Fucking unbelievable what a penny pinching cunt this clown is after making millions to stoop to Arthur Daily cheats to avoid a ticket, dosnt this sum the guy up…..so Crith you are a ding ding cunt

Nominated by fuglyucker

39 thoughts on “Chris Eubank”

  1. I’ve thought of him as a cunt ever since the whole Nick Blackwell thing. Now, the incident himself he can’t really be blamed for – after all, these things happen – but his response to it and the way he conducted himself afterwards was really disrespectful.

  2. When the cunt played in panto and said “Fee-fi-fo-fum…the audience thought he was giving out his phone number….

  3. Sorry,but I’ll never Cunt Chris Eubank. He’s as mad as a hatter and doesn’t give a flying fuck what anyone thinks. The driving around in an artic dressed like an 18th century fop, spouting utter drivel at every chance,marked him out to me as someone to be admired.

  4. Spoilt petulant cunt Paula Yates was highly disrespectful toward Chris Eubank on The Big Breakfast bed all those fucking yonks ago.

    Chris is a National Treasure, and his vacuum cleaners are lauded the world over.

    • WasYates boffing the dirty digger, Hutchence at the time?….
      Chris should have punched her out…

      • Indeed it has Thomas! And never a dull moment has been had since. Opus Brain is currently a favourite, though Cheval proves to be a snappy, much loved little dance number to accompany shaving or brushing the wife’s teeth… in places it’s reminiscent of a Korn / Linkin Park mashed up, shoved up a donkey’s ass till it can’t come anymore.

        Think I may be in the midst of death to boot. Quite an album all in all…

        Wishing you and your ghastly lady wife a fun filled evening.

      • That album is rather ‘mainstream’…at least compared to his previous album “Hallejulah”. Truly the most mental thing I’ve ever heard. Here’s my favourite song from that album for your appraisal:
        https://youtu.be/fcR-H0P4Ahw

      • Oh yeah, in a similar vein, Youtube an album called “Futurologie” by a band called Pryapisme.

      • Thank you Mr Cunt Engine, I think my nervous system is sufficiently shot for the time being. I have had to steal one of my wife’s diazepam tablets just to stay coherent long enough to leave you this post. Will check out your recommendations over the coming days, weeks, months… Meanwhile am coming down to the strains of the 3rd Reich n’ Roll by ’70s teen avant-rock combo The Residents… a little night time easy listening for all you lovers out there:

        https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sYMHBN4xQr0

      • Please do excuse my interjection amongst your swapping of music that obviously is popular amongst both of you – and about 212 others on You tube worldwide. Its always wise never to ask too much of / about fellow cunters but I honestly cant resist. Is this some kind of private joke twixt Thomas and Ruff? Only reason I ask is that I cant see a man on death row wishing to elongate his life a few minutes more in order to facilitate that last wish. I would have pulled the switch after about 30 seconds realising that it wasn’t an orchestra warming up (badly) or a piece done by 2 spaccers clouting one another with their leg braces in an empty biscuit tin. Tell me its just a joke gone too far guys – please 😉

  6. The parking ticket business makes sense……like all rich cunts he only likes spending his money on himself. Let’s not forget he was once made bankrupt owing the taxman £1.3 million. Paying tax and parking fines are for cunts like us.
    As a teenager Eubank was a violent little cunt who ended up in juvenile prison (they don’t call it that in this country of course) If he hadn’t discovered boxing he would now be fucking arses in the Scrubs with several murders to his name. All the posing, faux philosophising and stupid clothes can’t cover up the fact that he is a fucking half brained animal. Who can forget his ridiculous arrogance when Mrs Merton was ripping the piss out of him? He’s a cunt alright and his son might turn out to be an even bigger one.
    One thing in his favour……. he was arrested for driving his truck around Parliament Square covered in anti Blair slogans during the Iraq war. I’ll give the cunt some credit for that.

    • Would that not be the downfall of every blambo boxer? I haven’t yet heard of one who wasn’t destined to be a ahem Professor or architect – AKA thug, violent gang loving white hating cunts. Benn was in the Army and funnily enough I sat three seats from him at Wembley when Ince played for United and he was a proper mealy mouthed cunt with his bragging but then so was Ince – never liked the cunt even at United. I loved and lived the blambo boxing scene of the 80’s particularly middleweight. Sugar Ray Leonard was about as good as I ever saw but I remember seeing Lloyd Hunnigan fight Don “The Cobra” Curry who was top boy at the time – After 6 rounds he looked like he had been sat on Donald Campbell’s knee in Bluebird – the face on the man was like a raw battered steak ready for the BBQ. His largest cut over his eye required 26 stitches on its own – there are only 24 in a fucking mail sack 😉 – sadly Lloyd couldn’t repeat it but Curry went on to Hagler and greater things. I got friendly with Sugar Ray Leonard and started corresponding with him when he did a series on new talent, some decent amateur boxers split into 2 teams and a fight between one another till last man got a tilt at a pro and a chance to earn big money. I said I enjoyed his show and his boxers. He thanked me and I twattered him now and then. He was coming through to the UK and asked if I would like to meet him. He was doing a charity gig down at the gym above the Royal Oak on the Barking road attended by some proper fucking nutcases. Sugar Ray was a real gentleman and took time out for everyone attending to sign pictures and have snaps taken. The East End hard men turned out in force that night Canning Town was a rough spot but on that night it was as tasty as it comes. I had a meal at Rays table before the fights – mostly ABA lads but good bangers and great bouts. At the end of the evening Ray mentioned a conversation we had that I had most of his fights on tape /CD but none of his early / late stuff when he shouldn’t have carried on. He gave me a case a little smaller than an adidas bag more like a shoe box and inside it was EVERY fight he had ever had from Amateur to pro and his very first and very last fights on DVD – he said say thanks to the wife – I got her to tape all my stuff of master tapes I had kept. I am / wasn’t anything to do with boxing apart from being an aficionado and 80’s middleweights in particular. Why the fuck he took such a shine to me I have no idea. I get a Christmas card from him every year and an offer to look him up when next in Florida (think he moved since). Phew – is it still 2018? Anyone who read that through to the end I thank you and if you didn’t I don’t blame you my fellow cunters 😉

  7. Out of the two preferred Chris to Nigel Benn, but that’s not saying much really.

    Remember seeing a documentary about him a few years back, struck me as being a good father and family man.

    Quite admired the eccentricity of the man and the I don’t give a fuck attitude. Suppose when you have money you can afford to be like that.

  8. When Paula Yates interviewed Hutchance on the bed it was not his arm drap around her shoulder. Words out that he had a kidney wiper that could do serious damage to a young virgin.

  9. I bet Fucking Paula Yates the spawn of Hughie Green was like sticking it in a bucket of wallpaper paste. Even Micheal Hutchence couldn’t touch the sides. The Aussie cunt met his match there.

    • It’s rather a shame that Boomtown cunt Bob Geldof doesn’t follow his ex-wife’s and their idiotically selfish daughter’s example.

  10. As Paula said – Micheal, that is a small organ you have there

    Micheal replied – I didn’t know I was playing in a fucking cathederal

    • The rate that London’s budding architects are bumping each other off, the company that makes Um Bongo will soon be out of business.
      Sub-human savages.

  12. Have cunted Eubank meself but the site being what it now is was never picked up. See the lisping cunt in his jodhpurs orn the train from time to time. Puffed up prat sits in first class – ie a partially partitioned 1/4 orf a normal carriage with more “luxurious” seats. Brought all orf Brighton to a standstill once when he went ape shit in his black turbocharged lorry cab. Old Bill were trying to stop him for a traffic offence but he kept orn going and blasting away orn his quadruple air horns. Blue lights flashing, sirens screaming as patrol cars converged from all over Sussex, the cunt gave good value that day. Got a slap orn the wrists from magistrates, claimed he thought he was being attacked for being a swartzer. Fair play, that did happen to him every time he got in the ring.
    Bugger me that son orf his, Chris Jnr is a right cunt, like father like son. Put the kybosh orn the geriatric rematch orf the century, Benn v Eubank. Could not agree orn the height orf the Zimmer frames.

  15. Vaping

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-45212444

    Rules around e-cigarettes should be relaxed so they can be more widely used and accepted in society, says a report by MPs.

    Vaping is much less harmful than normal cigarettes and e-cigarettes should be made available on prescription to help more people quit smoking, it said.

    The report also asks the government to consider their use on buses and trains.

    Hey, MP cunts. Why the fuck do you think it’s acceptable to even consider proposing that people who have chosen to take up the disgusting harmful anti social habit of smoking in probably yet another pathetic attempt to give up should now be allowed to blow their second hand smoke over other people, especially on public transport.

    If it’s such a great idea start off by all means by allowing it in the House of Commons and the House of Lords and take it from there.

    Sorry Dick and other ISAC smokers but hate smoking with a passion.

    How I hate our fucking MP’s.

  16. I don’t know what their game is Willie but I guarantee you that there’s something in it for them.
    Whack a big tax on it?
    Shares in the vape industry ?
    Who knows but when they say they want to do something for the public good the stench of bullshit is overpowering.

  17. I always imagined smoke would rise from those fucking great flared nostrils when he became pissed off.

    I do admire the cut of his jib but there is definitely a touch of gorilla-esque about the old cuntfart don’t you think?

  18. Dian Fossey? That might explain his taste for white women. It’s funny how these rich black geezers don’t want to go anywhere near black women.
    Racism? I don’t think so. It’s just that they are brought up in a world where the only prozzies are black. They wouldn’t know a white whore if they married them………which is why they do.

  19. Living in Hove I’ve seen Eubank many times , from bringing the lanes to a standstill with his truck to scootering around on the seafront offering signed photos from his manbag, he certainly polarises people’s opinions, to some a harmless eccentric and others an annoying twat, he has however committed two acts of cuntery that are hard to dismiss firstly losing control of his Range Rover on the A23 and crashing into a building site Killing a labourer, for me anyway he didn’t show the sort of remorse you would expect, and his second particularly cuntish exploit was letting fireworks off by hand and partially disfiguring two women who suffered severe burns to their faces …..
    harmless joker or thoughtless cunt?

  20. The thing is, I hate parking attendants and parking ticket issuing police (while folk are getting stabbed/raped but hey, a ticket is one more “crime solved” on the stat sheet isn’t it) far more than anyone like Chris Eubank.

    In fact having a fake parking ticket is genius IMO!

    Very, very occasionally a parking or speeding ticket is warranted. Most of the time it’s just another stealth tax courtesy of a nanny state.

    So fuck them and kudos to you Mr Eubank!

    • 100% correct regarding the issuing or parking/ speeding tickets RWAC ……
      The motorist is seen as a soft target cash cow by both greedy councils and plod…….. fuck them

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