Now there are enough reasons to cunt this shitfuck of an organisation, but today they published an article entitled “Enough of the knob gags: penis size is a mental health issue”.
The article attempts to convince the reader that there is a hidden mental health problem with what it calls “men” because they feel worried that their cock isn’t big enough.
What is laughable in this article is that firsly, they just post lies saying that all men suffer from this, which is bullshit. And second, there is barely an attempt to cover up the usual man bashing bullshit that they love.
Goggle and read it its hilarious. And the guardian and utter fucking cunts.
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You could Cunt them every single day !
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Like the recently deceased News Of The Screws (cunts), I am also waiting for the Grauniad’s long deserved demise… Surely no fucker actually buys it anymore?… That’s why the cunts are always on the scrounge for ‘donations’… The end of this anti-English leftist rag cannot come soon enough… Oh, and the Independent can fuck off and die in a ditch and all…
Oh yeah, and one of the biggest cunts in the history of journalism (let’s just call him by his other name, Charlie Clitlicker) works for the Grauniad…
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Knobheads!
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I’ve always hated it’s faux pro-environment agenda, yet each single edition requires a whole tree (see photo above).
Also, it’s readership are all middle-class champagne socialist hypocrite cunts. Sadly, they’ll be in power next.
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**IN PARLIAMENT TODAY**
Lammy & Sourbry have declared the Referendum void.
Well that’s it then.
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ChukkaBootLips Ummuna was droning on about something in a very self-righteous, 3rd-form debating society sort of way…
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Does that Lammy bloke know everyone? It seems he went to school with just about everyone or was in the Army with everybody else total twat When even thinking about voting Labour always check the small print
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I find that ignoring the Guardian works for me.
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At one time it was a half decent read CC then the cunts moved in and it became a total fuck up. Its greeting page asks you for “donations” – think Chris Spivey, another top class cunt.
The majority of its readership upped sticks and congregate on the Huffpo – another hot bed of leftie libtard cunts.
So in short – they are asking for brass to keep the man child Owen Jones in arsewipes for his leaky bottom dribble. To keep Polly Toynbee in Ferraris and the odious cunts like Will Self and a host of other columnists in clover.
Well they can fuck right off. The sooner this pile of shite bites the dust and closes its fucking doors the better this country will be. Its uppity, LBGTWEBFDSCXZKIL fawning, right on socialist cunts can fuck off and start their own rags. They wont because under the banner of the Gnardiu they can congregate and spit venom in the nasty little club of cunts and the bubble in which they exist. Maybe common purpose has an online presence – it seems a pre requisite for its nauseating pile of wankers that write for them.
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I assume it is intended for Islington champagne right-on wankers. I do the Observer Azed crossword which I access on-line. That always has the Guardian begging bowl out, explaining that they don’t charge. Just as well as hardly any fucker would pay for their shit and I could do without the crossword. But I don’t read any daily papers anyway. The Mail and Express are as bad in their own way.
I get my news totally unbiased from the BBC. That’s what kinda cunt I am.
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Ha, the last line made me snigger CC.
Last time I heard a totally unbiased report from the BBC was in 1976 when they said it was hot in July.
I wouldn’t trust a morsel of what I see or hear from the main broadcasters. As for the mail and express – couldn’t agree more. I would cunt all meedja.
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Apologies to admin – I should have said laugh out loud instead of the “other” word. It included the very naughty N word with an S at the front – very sorry.
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Well I just think you’re being rather niggardly with that retort…
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No doubt the Guardian will be creaming itself today because the baldy cunt Chukup Umunna has just spoken in parliament about the overspend by the Vote Leave group. Getting really excited the n!gger-nagger was, and as I speak another bongo bongo bender who was a *whistleblower* to spite his ex-boyfriend who worked for the Leave campaign is on Radio 4 fairly throbbing with indignation.
Chukup wants prosecutions for dishonesty. I agree – let the police investigate all the little theives involved in the expenses scandal, which would include his dear little friend Lady Mandelson.
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I wonder if it might not be an idea to prosecute the BBC for using taxpayer’s money to promote Remain, incessantly and without the pretence of balance?
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If that Chukka fucker is not at it I will eat hay with a fucking donkey. He is on my list of childminders just below Jimmy Savile and Gary Glitter.
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If Chuka ever gets slung out of parliament, I am sure Mandy would be more than happy to make him his house boy. I can just picture Chuckup getting his feather duster out to tickle the tallboy and the Mr. Sheen to polish his knobs, and as dawn arrives appear at the bedside with the Camp coffee. Then out into the garden to cultivate Mandy’s pansies. Like most New Labour fuckers he would bend over backwards to please his masters.
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And Mr Blair who in the 21st century only ever submitted expenses on paper which was unfortunately shredded. And why doesn’t the £10 million spent by the government on remain propaganda count as election overspend??? Lying cheating cunts.
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The authoritarian cunts aren’t even making much of an effort to hide their contempt for enlightenment values and real liberalism anymore. They’re a bunch of neoliberal fascists with a superiority complex who think they’re God’s gift to the world and anyone who disagrees with them must, by default, be evil and wrong because they’re disagreeing with the ‘correct’ view. There aren’t enough superlatives in the world or curse words in Roger’s Profanisaurus to express my sheer hatred of these far left, terrorist appeasing, fascist appeasing CUNTS (which is ironic given they label anyone right of Lenin as a fascist).
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That’s a sparling retort there OC. I like the cut of your jib 😉
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I wouldn’t wipe my arse on the guardian. But I throw a copy to a tramp do he could wipe his
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…but he threw it back and called you a cunt
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They’re right in a way, that men are not happy with the size of their penis, but it needn’t be because they think it’s too small. For instance, I am embarrassed when I get an erection in public because it’s so noticeable. And sex itself can be difficult because my aim has to be perfect. This is why I prefer rear entry. It’s easy for those who aren’t well-endowed, they can’t miss. For them it’s like throwing a sausage up a back street.
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Well Alan i am considering getting a Penis reduction. Mrs Fistula says my kidney wiper is of Biblical proportions . The black bin bag i use as a condom quite frequently splits and on the rare occasions when i do get a full erection all the blood leaves my body and leaves me in a crumpled snow white heap on the floor. I was thinking of asking Owen Jones round to interview me for a piece in the Grauniad but that Bum Boy would take one look and want to cross swords with it. Life can be so cruel.
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Once heard described as waving a sausage around in the Dartford tunnel.
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Or lobbing a kipper up market Street. Dangling a worm in a dustbin and my favourite embarrass the ex wife dit. After our third she had stitches due to a fuck up and couldn’t do a csection as the baby was weakening so they set about cutting her like Sweeny Todd readying for his delectable meat pies. 48 stiches she had – I said there was only 44 in a mail sack. She never did see the funny side of that little tease.
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I wish I had a 12″ cock….instead of this fucking massive thing…..
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Guardian Manufactures Major Affliction From Trivial Complaint?
If the Guardian’s serious, it should maybe invite some new advertisers:
https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=37226
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Worrying about your cock size is so very 1980s, hence all those contraptions on offer in the back of those titty mags.
The contemporary wisdom is as it always was – Women care more about the size of your wallet. Plus they’ll be fantasizing about a long lost chad anyway.
Guardian is a bit slow on the uptake.
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I am sure the self righteous readers of the Guardian never have any worries about their superiority in any department – in fact you can just picture David Lammy’s chat-up line to Jess Phillips
Jessie, honey child I’m going to thrill you like you’ve never been thrilled before. I’m gonna tickle your belly button
She protests she has had that done before and he replies: What from the inside?
No Lammy and co are the biggest fucking dicks in London
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I fucking hate the Guardian, especially their opinion writers and the letters page – they really hate the poor working class, the underclass, white men, conservatives, the rich and people who didn’t vote remain.
I hope the paper goes up the shitter because its not even a newspaper, its pure propaganda for the libtard fucksticks. They deride the Daily Mail for being right-wing, but this paper is so left it’s hanging over the fucking edge!
Cunts
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Penis Dimension.
Do you worry… do you worry and moan… that the size of your cock, is not monstrous enough?
“Hiya friends… Now just be honest about it. Did you ever consider the possibliity that your penis, or in the case of many dignified ladies, that the size of the titties themselves might provide elements of subconscious tension?
“Weird, twisted anxieties that could force a human being to have to become a politician… a policeman… a jesuit monk. A rock and roll guitar player? A wino. You name it. Or in the case of the ladies, the ones that can’t afford a silicone beef-up, may become writers of hot books: ‘Manuel, the gardener, placed his burning phallus in her quivering quim!'”
“Yes!… or they become Carmelite nuns.”
“Gonzo, the lead guitar player, placed his mutated member in her slithering slit.”
“Ha ha ha!… now listen, there is no reason why you, or your loved one should suffer – things are bad enough without the size of your organ adding even more misery to the troubles of the world!!”
“Right on, right on!”
“Now, if you’re a lady and you’ve got munchkin tits… you can console yourself with this age-old line from primary school:
‘Anything over a mouthful, is wasted.’
“Yes! and isn’t it the truth? And if you’re a guy… and one night you’re at a party and you’re trying to be cool, I mean, you aren’t even wearing any underwear your being so cool… and somebody hits on you and looks you up and down and he says:
“Eight inches or less?”
(Frank Zappa 1971) Sorry, I forgot the rest, ha ha.
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Here’s the original:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfnAD9bFyGE
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Joe Hart named in Manchester City squad for pre-season American tour…
He should tell that cunt Pep to shove it up his tiki taka arse….
And Daly Blind has fucked off to Ajax… Good riddance to the useless cunt…. Blind by name, blind by nature…
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The cull cant stop there Norman – half the fucking team are stealing wages. I could list them but I guess you could name half a dozen yourself who aren’t “United players” and unfit to wear the shirt. Not that they wouldn’t do all right playing for the scouse cunt at Fleetwood now with the (exonerated) Travelodge scumbag rapist Ched Evans who looks likely to join Joey Barton’s team. The rich get justice the poor get the law.
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Off topic but another aspiring architect(ess) offed in Camberwell.
For those of you that don’t know – Camberwell – not to be confused with camber sands – is an absolute toilet of a place.
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True. Camberwell may as well be a suburb of Lagos.
But the poor young lady in question was actually Czech and perforated by another shit stain ‘cultural enrichment’ , one Oluwaseyi Dada. A fine upstanding British name if ever I heard one.
Fucking illegal gimmegrant rape ape cunt.
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Reported in the same Evening Standard is the story that London joblessness is up and over 800k. So why the hell do we need all the migrant workers, pray tell? This country is fucked.
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Because all the illegals are cleaning / nannying / working in take aways and car washes. 800 k out of work in Londonistan? If they sent them all back where would you be able to get a cleaner for a fiver an hour? Its the cunts working on the black that are looking after the Islington lots menial tasks. No wonder the rich / liberal / retired from work and well heeled like the lookie lookie men.
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Good point Cunto. Millenials would then have to cook their own meals rather than get deliveries, and catch black cabs (driven by properly paid non-rapists) instead of Uber.
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“More people are reading The Guardian than ever but advertising revenues across the media are falling fast”.
Firstly, Guradian circulation numbers down from 411k in 2002 to 153k in 2017. Guardian figures are now running at an all time low so they are factually incorrect.
“Our independent, investigative journalism takes a lot of time, money and hard work to produce.
Secondly, judging by the inaccurate and poor quality of the independent lefty reporting, it would appear taken little or no time or hard work to produce. If the Guardian wants to pay their columnists for such poor work this is absolutely their choice.
“But we do it because we believe our perspective matters – because it might well be your perspective, too”.
Thirdly, wrong. The Guardian perspective does not matter one jot, is a shit rag of a newspaper and the columnists are all cunts.
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““Our independent, investigative journalism takes a lot of time, money and hard work to produce.”
Polly Toynbee
Gary Younge (effnik correspondent. Never writes about anything that isn’t race related)
Diane Abbott (flabbapotomus)
Owen Jones (excitable young iron)
Some titles of recent ‘comment is free’ (its not. Deviate from the party line and you soon find out how free comment is. I am proudly banned many times over)
‘As a transgender woman working in the gig economy, I’m humiliated daily’
‘After this World Cup victory, can France finally throw off racism?’
‘Our phones and gadgets are now endangering the planet’
‘Why I took my eight-year-old daughter on an anti-Trump protest’
It does slightly beg the question – where do they find these cunts?
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why is the Guardian obsessed with patriarchy poles? I thought gender was a social construct……..
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Written by Cunts!!
Read by even bigger ones!!
Self righteous, virtue signaling
CUNTS!!!!
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This article was written by, and for, cock-chomping retards like Owen Jones, who all have really small cocks themselves, and love to drool over the thought of a big throbber rendering their arsecheeks.
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