Christie Elan-Cane [2]

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“I crept into the crypt, crapped and crept out again”


A nomination for an industrial scale cunting is for Christie Elan-Cane.

This creepy Nosferatu impersonator has, fortunately, lost a court case against the U.K. government. It was trying to have a “gender neutral” category of British Passport. To look at it, it can probably leave its coffin and explore far and wide without the restriction of boundaries prior to sunrise and without the need to pass through immigration.

Gender neutral bellend/cunt.

Nominated by Sir Cuntalot

96 thoughts on “Christie Elan-Cane [2]”

  1. All experiments should be performed on criminals instead of innocent animals.
    That would throw the snowflakes into a dilemma wouldn’t it?
    Obviously they don’t want ickle wickle cute furry animals harmed. But what about humans? I suspect that if the humans were male, white, self confessed patriots and Brexiteers they would love it.
    Fucking idiots.

    • You’re making my brain hurt Freddie. Life’s already enough of a conundrum ffs. Ok, as long as you pilot the idea first on the House of Cunts.

  2. I come back from the dead and find my former comrades in the War Against Cuntkind cunting the undead. They deserve it…or in this case IT deserves it but still I cannot help but wonder:

    Maybe I should have stayed dead? 🤔

    👻

    • Welcome back but are you not a day early?

      Care to cunt the 4th July? 😉

    • Well I’ll be damned…. we was all set to hold a minute’s silence for you General – thought you must’ve been lost in action! Relieved to see you back sir, as you know us Brits are sorely in need of leadership.

      Btw, what’s it like to die? 👻

      • Oh Christ Ruff…it’s rough!

        Every fucking year on the anniversary of the Little Big Horn (June 25 – 26) I re-live dying.

        Goddamned Red Indians not only wiped out my whole comand but shoved a fucking arrow up my dick. Imagine going through all of eternity with perpetual wood. 🤔

        Still waiting for those assholes Reno and Benteen. 😤

        Someday….

        I digress…

        Good to be back Ruff and thanks for keeping a light on for me.

        😀

  3. Fuck me pink. I thought David Soul has gallantly dispatched that freakoid in Salems Lot, just a year or so after he implored his good lady to “don’t give up on us baby”.

    Imagine that thing appearing through the mist one autumnal night, tapping at your bedroom window asking to come in. Almost as creepy as that subliminal split second face flash of the demon in the Exorcist.

    Sleep tight tonight, cunters.

  6. “Up the British”!

    – Steve McQueen as “Captain Hilts” during the 4th of July celebration scene in “The Great Escape”

    😁 🇺🇸

  7. Remember the good old days when the local nutter who genuinely believed he was Napoleon / the pope / Jesus would be locked away in a room with heavily padded wallpaper?

    I see no difference with the transgender / trans species / trans racial fuckwits.

    They need locking up for their own safety and the sanity of normal people who get within earshot of their attention seeking dumbfuckery.

  8. There is no difference Odin. These trans – gender cunts are afflicted with Gender Dysphoria…a diagnosable psychiatric condition. They need serious treatment and probably equally serious medication to bring them into a state where they recognize reality.

    One look at the Nosferatu like cunt in this thread shoud be enough to convince even the most ardent skeptic of that.

    I wander It’s “mother” was pro-choice? 🤔. If so she missed a golden opportunity to contribute to human evolution by weeding out some defective genes.

    • If she was pro choice, it looks like she chose to take a dump in the gene pool.

  10. Christ almighty. Klaus Kinski, Reggie Nalder and Max Shreck all rolled into one.
    Garlic bread anyone?

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