Christopher Chope, Tory MP and massively petty bell end. Chope is the self important sack of monkey shit who today (15th June 2018), put the kibosh on the government’s attempt to bring in a law making it illegal for perverts to take photograph’s under the skirts of women and girls, the so called, “upskirting” law. Why did he object to it? For some warped moral issue perhaps? Because he firmly believes that perverts should be allowed to abuse females in such a way? Because he’s a secret upskirter himself? No. Chope objected…because the issue had not been fully debated in parliament. That’s right. This arrogant tool, sabotaged a law, because he and his fellow MP’s had not been granted the time to discuss it. What…a fucking…prick. I don’t know anyone who has been the victim of this degrading crime. But I do know that if happened to my wife or one of my daughters, I would strangle the pervert who did it to death. With their own intestines.
Consequently, this piece of legislation has, for the time being at least, been kicked into the long grass. From what I’ve read about Christopher Chump, this is not the first he’s sabotaged legislation going through, for exactly the same reason. In fact, he’s objected to legislation passing DOZENS of times, because it hadn’t been debated in full. And apparently, the reason he shouted “OBJECT”, is because with the change in the law being proposed from the backbenches rather than the government, under parliamentary rules, it can only be debated on a Friday, and so has to takes its place in the queue. This draft legislation was eighth in the queue, meaning it wasn’t going to be debated in full. MP’s could have waved it through its second reading without debate, which was what was expected, but because it hadn’t been debated, an MP can, if they choose, shout ‘object’ to stop it. Which is what chump decided to do.
As I’ve already said, Chump has form for this kind of kind of thing. In the past, he’s blocked laws on the Hillsborough disaster, a pardon for Alan Turing and wild animals in circuses. He’s also blocked legislation on national standards for taxi drivers, revenge evictions, same-sex marriage, protecting police dogs, free hospital parking for carers and careers advice for sixth formers. Conversely, Chump is well known for submitting dozens of his own backbench legislations, not because he feels strongly about them, but as a tactic to waste time and block other proposals. He comes across as someone who is petty, small minded, arrogant and possessed of a grossly overblown sense of their own importance. The fact he’s been a backbencher since 1983, shows that his opinion of himself is entirely unjustified.
Ironically, his Knighthood was for ‘political and public service’. I can’t help but think that whoever nominated him was taking the piss. Having read about ‘Sir’ Christopher, I can’t help but feel that he’s only an MP for the salary, and because it makes him feel important. And I’m willing to bet that feeling important was his primary reason. Thank fuck he’s never been promoted to a cabinet office, that would have made him a million times more insufferable. At a time when trust and confidence in politicians is at an all time low, with most people considering MP’s to be dishonest, dishonourable, self-serving and generally despicable, Chump has, today, not only proven that assumption to be correct, but also that he is the LOWEST of the low. He’s been an MP for THIRTY FIVE years. And this disgraceful act is what he’ll be remembered for. What a cunt!
Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw
Sir Christopher Chope who objected to the upskirting bill in parliament today which blocked the bill’s progress.
I cannot think why this knight of the realm objected to this bill due though I am sure most on here could guess.
One looks at his face tells you all you need to know
Nominated by Iamknot
The old git is clearly a habitual upskirter himself. I bet the old bill would have a field day upon copping sight of what explicit material lies in his computer files and search history.
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I praise the actions of this cunt and the actions of the cunts in the ‘other place ‘ because hopefully their politicuntery will hasten change to our our archaic system. Oh yes, and he should be set adrift in a small boat ( or even better, a fucking lilo ) off the coast of Cape Wrath , the cunt.
A worthy double cunting.
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A knighthood for self-service, perhaps. But could he wipe his own arse ? Probably has to queue up for the services of the “in-house” Norland nanny.
He’d be doing everybody a service if he FO&D.
I might even nom him in Carkers’ Corner.
I wonder who will be the first cunter to win a double ?
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Nah….not buying this one. Undoubtedly he is a fucking cunt ; he’s an MP and a knight of the realm for fucks sake, he couldn’t be anything else but a lying thieving arselicking cunt.
However, as the OP points out he does this shit all the time. He doesn’t like Private Members Bills and he doesn’t like bills being nodded through on a Friday when there are only about a dozen cunts in the chamber because the other bastards have fucked off to their mansions for the weekend. He has a long history of this bollocks.
This has only become a story because the feminazis, the BBC and the twitterati have made it a story. It’s yet another example of blatant discrimination against women……except it’s not. Notice how Labour are all over this cunt while his fellow Tories are falling over each other to distance themselves from him. They are shitting themselves and don’t want to know the cunt. It’s all a big con.
May I also point out that this cunt is a Brexiteer and voted against same sex marriage. Get the picture?
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Good points. I fail to see the need for yet more legislation – just proper application of the present law.
Cunts have already been prosecuted for upskirting, under the offence of Outraging Public Decency and related offence of Voyeurism.
Not altogether convinced he’s being attacked for his Brexiteer /homophobic views though…
Btw, Gina Martin is a cunt.
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I agree – the State is doing all it can to erode free speech and another poorly drafted law preventing freedoms is not what we need.
As for Sir Chope I am sure that he is 100% pure cuntitude.
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It’s amazing who turns up on this website. Knight or not, I’d never heard of this cunt ’til now. Why the fuck does this monumental dick headed bell end think we need his input and approval before passing judgement on something as simple as this.
As has already been suggested, I think a good look at this cunts hard drive may reveal his objection to anti perv laws.
Arrogant cunt.
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Why the fuck did Billy Caldwells mum go all the way to Canada to get some cannabis oil? They live in Northern Ireland for fucks sake. There’s gallons of the stuff already there. And it was probably his heroin addiction from the age of 6 that has caught up with him causing these epileptic fits now he has reached the ripe old age of 10.
The little cunt could do with a haircut as well.
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Had a strong suspicion there was more to this story than MSM reports would suggest… my crap detector has been running on overload.
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Sir Christopher was standing up for an oppressed minority. Us Upskirters are victimised and under represented in the media. And no premiership footballer dares to come out or is that come up? Any of you cunts who differ will be howled down by the upskirter’s twatterati. Good man.
The cunt.
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Who’s standing up for those poor Jock cunts being ‘upkilted’ by pissed up hen parties..?
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No one- the jock cunts really want it. Trust me, I know these things.
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Socialism allows undesireables to reproduce. It allows undesireables to enter as immigrants. Socialism allows poverty to flourish,. Socialism needs poverty to flourish. Socialism attracts undesireables.
Socialism is a cunt.
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With all of the current problems this country is experiencing and the turmoil otherwise known as Brexit slightly surprised that parliament can find the time to peruse a relatively minor issue by comparison.
Perpetrators have been convicted of this crime before and a precedent has already been set so just follow the same legislation.
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There’s no turmoil re Brexit, it’s mostly being ignored, so there’s plenty of time for the minutiae of utter bollocks.
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How did I get a new avatar? I’m normally a pasty, sickly green colour.
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Christ- Outrage is a drug and the whole UK’s a JUNKIE!
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What a cuntard and what a lot of troughing! Since ’83!
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Can all you honourable Cunters out there send in your upskirting photos for me to peruse over ?
I can assure you all that I have it on good authority that Cressida Dick has issued an upskirting amnesty .
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I have an upskirt pic of Cressida’s dick if you are interested, as an aficionado of course.
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I bet cressida’s dick is an oversized clit Cuntsable, the medical term is Dicklit I believe.
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I can’t understand all the fuss about “Upskirting”. I wouldn’t give a shit if a woman wanted to take a photo of my cock.In fact,the last time I balanced on an upturned milk crate and banged on the window of The Women’s Institute Hall to wave it at the old dears as they belted out “Jerusalem” they seemed more concerned with getting a photo which included my face instead of concentrating on my “Pleased to meet You” penis. I wouldn’t have cared but I heard some very hurtful remarks amongst the laughter, “It’s just like a penis,only smaller” was one that particularly cut to the quick. You’d think the old bags could be a bit more grateful,and anyhow,it was a very nippy night.
Sir Christopher has a valid point about not just putting legislation through on the nod. I applaud the old bastard’s arrogant show of fuckwittery and thank him for the outraged howls emanating from the wimminz and their supporters.
ps. He should have made a great show of sniffing those knickers that were hung in front of his door. The bitches would have had a fucking meltdown.
Fuck them.
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I still don’t quite get it. If some cunt upskirted my wife and posted the image on Facefuck or wherever, would I recognise it as her? I mean, her legs have no specific distinguishing marks, they’re neither fat nor skinny, and her knickers are plain, on fresh every morning, so what the fuck would there be to see?
I bet a few fat ugly birds have upskirted slim gorgeous birds and passed off the resultant image as their own. And what if you chose to upskirt yourself? With the sort of insane justice system we have these days you could be looking at 2 years in jail!
No wonder Chope thought the legislation required more time for debate than that proposed.
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I know what you mean,RTC. Being fair about it,if you take an upskirt photo you’ll get a picture of some knickers or occasionally, an unclothed growler. The knickers wouldn’t be much of a thrill,and lets be honest,most growlers,if taken out of context,aren’t that appealing anyhow. It’s what they’re attached to,you need more than just some hairy gash..it could be anyone’s, Jo Brand, Miranda Hart etc.
Might as well take a picture of a close up picture of a dead rabbit that’s been squashed on the road.
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Exactly………!
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Reminds me Dick of the days when buses were double deckers and had conductors. Some old girl had forgotten to put on her drawers that day or had gone commando. As she came downstairs the conductor looked up and the woman said “Is this Ealing” and he said “yeah, but it’s left a nasty scar”
(It’s the way I tell ’em)
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I bet rug-munchers would get away with up-skirting.
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Disagree. I think he is a hoot!
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Heh heh, I’m gonna tattoo ‘Wendy’ on my husband’s cock and take a photo. Right before I give him the ole tickle and fleece in his sleep.
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Anyone else watching the Mexicunts v Krauts match? Had to mute the sound to spare my ears from filling up with the shite coming out of Phil Neville’s mouth. What a gormless, fuckwitted Neanderthal he is.
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Watch on the red button. You get Radio 5 commentary which,at least,isn’t fucking Neville.
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I love seeing Germany get beat. Love it, love it, love it.
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Are you aka Kevin Keegan?
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I heard someone “upskirted” Diane Abbott and used it as the pro-mo video for the 2nd Tyne Tunnel.
Fucking cunts! There’s no way they could make it that big!
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The Abbottopotamus’ fanny doesn’t bear thinking about. Imagine the size of those lips; I bet they look like elephant ears.
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Corbyn thought he’d caught someone in the act of “upskirting” Abbott.
Quick as a flash he stuck his head under the table and shouted: “HEY YOU!”
YOU! YOU! You! You! you! you! ou! ou! u! u!
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Chope is a cunt but this loathsome heap of shit is a MEGA-CUNT:
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/975488/Brexit-News-Dominic-Grieve-Theresa-May-concessions-meaningful-vote-rebels
Self important slimy, ugly heap of fuckwittery. Looks pervy. Probably has a hard disk full of Anna Soubry’s piss stained knickers. Some investigative reporter should have a deep probe into this cunts past – hanging round public bogs, knicker snatching, boys in short trousers, nothing would surprise me. The more self righteous they are, the bigger cunt they are, with a reputation to rival Mandy’s dishonesty.
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