I’m nominating Philip Lee, Tory MP for Bracknell. Lee has just resigned as Justice Minister so that he can properly engage in the now Holy cause of stopping Brexit. Yes, Lee is that most tiresome of creatures, a remainer (Remainus Arseholeus in Latin). I don’t know how much time Lee spent considering his position, but it seems that while he was thinking about resigning, he forgot to tell his wife. She was there for the announcement, and by all accounts, she was more surprised than most.
During his resignation speech, Lee said;
“I am incredibly sad to have had to announce my resignation as a minister in Her Majesty’s Government so that I can better speak up for my constituents and country over how Brexit is currently being delivered.”
A curious thing to say, considering he’s a close friend of fellow remainer Dominic Grieve, and would love nothing more than to see Brexit killed off completely. I particularly like the bit about “speaking up for my constituents”. If he actually did that, he would have to change his mind on Brexit, because 53.9% of his constituents voted to leave the EU. Considering most MP’s couldn’t give a flying rat’s fuck about their constituents, I very much doubt he’ll be speaking up for anyone but himself.
Apparently, Lee has delusions of becoming the next Tory party leader, and curiously, a number of placards have suddenly appeared with his mug on them and the slogan; “Philip Lee, A Great British Hero”. Wait, what? A great British Hero? No, Philip. Winston Churchill was a Great British Hero. Horatio Nelson was a Great British Hero. What you are, is an anti-democratic turd. You’re a puffed, self-important twat. If you were a bird, you’d be a Great Tit! Actually, you already are a tit. There’s more chance of Usain Bolt smashing the world 100 metre record dressed in a spacesuit and stilettos than there is of Lee becoming Tory leader.
There is, potentially, a happy ending to this. It seems that he has upset his constituency Tory party, and they are now considering deselecting him. It won’t happen straight away, unfortunately, but come the next election, he almost certainly won’t be standing as the Tory candidate. That’s what you get for being a cunt.
Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw
Timely cunting. What a cunt this cunt is. Fuck off back to the obscurity you slithered out from.
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110 likes.Fuck me up the wrong Un..
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It’s nothing… I regularly get 200+ likes.
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112 likes ??
Obviously we are being influenced by Belgian bottyburps.
No, that can’t be possible, surely…
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It’s those pesky Russians again!
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It’s our former friend and shit stirrer Protesting too much watch.
He’s not reading this because we banned him
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Another lowlife piece of remoaner shit. Fuck this fucking cunt to hell. No loyalty to his party, his constituency or his country. What a nauseating fucking cockroach this cunt is.
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In Ipswich the EU referendum result was 58.3% Leave, 41.7% Remain.
Needless to say our elected Labour MP (bloody faggot) decided to ignore both the referendum Leave result and the Labour manifesto and has decided in democratically to pledge his allegiance to the Remain camp.
I felt so strongly about his undemocratic decision I took the opportunity to write to said arsebandit for (amongst other things) an explanation. I had twice written to the previous Conservative MP who twice responded comprehensively.
Do you know, the new MP never even had the common decency or courtesy to respond. Speaks volumes about the calibre of MP’s who are supposed to be representing their constituents.
Fucking cunt (something I suspect he won’t be doing)!
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I don’t agree with what he’s done,but do wonder sometimes if we M.Ps who go against their constituents’ wishes,and do what they genuinely believe to be the “right” thing, are actually to be respected. We elect an M.P. and leave every other decision in their hands for the duration,should we not bow to their superior insight into the bigger picture regarding Brexit than we possess? If an M.P. truly believes that Brexit will be a disaster for the country,shouldn’t they do the honest thing, have the courage of their convictions and campaign against it?
We elect an MP to be our representative in matters political. Can we really pick and choose when they take should direct instruction from a largely fairly ignorant electorate or do we,when we elect them,hand over responsibility for such matters,to them,the professionals?
Fuck them.
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if he genuinely believed leaving the EU was bad for the country he should not have stood on the Tory ticket at the general election as it was in their manifesto to leave and honour the referendum result. Of course the weasel cunt has not got the integrity to do that for all his fine fucking words.
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Good and troubling questions there. I share your distrust of the public at large, but bear in mind that although democracy is pretty shit, the other systems are generally worse. The way to go might be to ensure that all candidates for election can demonstrate:
(a) that they have some knowledge of the constituency in which they are standing, And in which they have lived for five years to qualify at all.
(b) that they have no conflicts of interest which might shift them from what their constituents want to what, eg, Global Spanners Inc ™ (based in India) want,
(c) that they are capable if necessary of defying their party whips, and
(d) that they provide, before standing, in print, broadcast and social media, their position statement on the five biggest issues facing the government. With a legal penalty should they subsequently reverse-ferret on this. This is what you were elected for, cunt, and changing your mind’s fraud…
Add to that an absolute ban on taking lucrative sinecures from any company for ten, rather than two, years from leaving the House, and enforce it to the hilt.
Not that any of that is likely to be adopted, but you can dream.
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Here’s a better idea. Cuntyface Lee should resign his seat in the Commons and stand at the resulting by-election on an anti-Brexit ticket. That would be the honest and courageous thing to do. But it would, of course, mean that he’d have to risk losing his public meal ticket, wouldn’t it?
Oh, and as for ‘superior insight’, I have to say that most (but not all, I’ll grant you) of the MPs I encountered in a work capacity were lacking in pretty much every department that mattered. So much so that I wouldn’t follow one of our elected reps into a pub if he was brandishing a thick wedge of notes and shouting ‘the drinks are all on me’…
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Party politics is well past it’s use-by date imho – with modern technology there’s no reason why a democratic system of direct voter participation could not be devised – the representative system is no longer fit for purpose.
Nobody I know positively supports any of the mainstream political parties anymore – I only vote Tory to keep Labour out (we live in a marginal constituency which last went from Con to Lab, thanks to strong and stable Mrs May). That’s all the Tories are good for these days, preventing something even worse getting in.
Electoral fraud is another thing that needs to clamped down on urgently…
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I respect Cartman’s authoritaaah!
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PM’s Question Time would indeed be much more “meaningful” if one could press a big brown button at home, and see the cuuunt being catapulted into a vat of steaming diarrhoea.
Indeed, we only vote to keep bastards out, but we still end up with a load of “useless idiots.”
“Shut the door, they’re coming through the window !”
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If the Tories don’t sort themselves out by the next election, I’ll be spoiling my ballot paper. Which means in our constituency Labour will get in by default.
What the hell, we’re finished either way.
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Jo Cox got fucked …(by Brendan, a couple of times, there are two kids).
I wonder if The Blessed B diddled…
Philip Lee looks eminently “fuckable”, in the St. Jo sense…
He is also a garrulous cuuunt. If he’d just said “I am incredibly sad.”, I’m sure we’d all have understood.
Remainus Arseholissimus, indeed.
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Are you pissed Mr Fiddler?
If not, then it must be me.
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Must be hacker. Surely.
Yes I am calling you Shirley.
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Justice minister? Really? I give up.
Sorry, slightly off topic, but…
Calling all preeverts… can anyone amongst your number enlighten me as to what this ‘upskirting’ tomfuckery is all about? How desperate would you have to be to obtain masturbatory material in such a sub Benny Hill way? I must be missing something somewhere.
I mean, does this up-skirting result in a more satisfying act of lovemaking than jacking off to PornHub? Or hanging yourself whilst sucking on an orange? I’m always open to new experiences, I’ll try (almost) anything once*… But so far not altogether convinced by this guff.
Then again, the prudes and killjoys are already crying out for it to be banned, so there must be something good about it. If so, I’d like to get in there while it’s still a legitimate activity and a kosher way of getting my rocks off.
Pray tell cunters, is the game worth a string of anal beads?
* No Dick, I haven’t fucked a bloke up the arse, or been arsefucked myself – even by the wife’s strap-on. And I doth not protesteth too much. Unlike some.
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I thought it already was illegal. Shows how much I know. I would have thought passing a law against it would make it even more thrilling for those who enjoy doing it.
As this hobby does not involve actual touching, maybe women object to it because they fear being caught out wearing dirty knickers.
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And why, when such a staggering amout of amazing p0rn is available for free, would a fellow bother with such beige and gently pointless titilations?
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Ah, you don’t understand the pervert’s craft. It’s the chase that is rewarding not any actual result.
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What chase? Whistling innocently whilst standing next to some dozy cow and manoeuvring a selfie stick between her badly turned heels? Ffs, I imagine it’d be more of a chase logging into grannies fucked bareback!
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I never go anywhere without my downturned selfie stick and dark glasses. I have a white one to and everybody says bless while I surf the gussets.
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Round my way, I fear that sphincter action from deep within the arse-cheeks of morbidly obese “coach-party size” wimmin would bring Carphone Warhouse back to life through increased sales of lost mobiles.
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I’ve only got one of those old cameras with a flash pan. The smell of burning fanny pair tipped my victim off as to why I’d been burrowing under her bustle for the previous 45 minutes.
* I bet you’re no stranger to a well-timed flash,eh?
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A singed minge Dick.
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* How dare you sir!
In the immortal words of the great Flabbottomus: “I have nothing else to say, Andwooo.”
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@Willie Stroker
It’s not a laughing matter!
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I truly cannot understand what the fascination or attraction is of taking a picture up a birds skirt to see her wearing knickers.
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And the noise could be quite alarming too.
Involuntary squirting into the lens might well be detrimental to your professional equipment.
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You’re right there. Chope should be congratulated for being a true Cunt. Imagine being able to irritate and annoy so many “wimminz” and their supporters with just one word.
The man’s a Cunt to be reckoned with.
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An awkward old bastard operating at peak performance. Truly a man to be congratulated on his Services To Cuntitude.
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Perhaps Phil TG could make annual awards – A CuBE, Cunt of the British Empire.
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If there’s a bloke out there who’s considering “upskirting” my missus he’s gonna be disappointed, unless he’s brought a wide angle lens….
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Christ whatever next. Sounds like a dangerous hobby. Imagine upskirting something like the flabbot? The reverberation from the fucking camera click would set off all the local seismometers and you’d likely die from the hawking radiation exposure.
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Christ on a skateboard, has anyone seen that video of Treeza May wishing all the Môssies a “Happy Eied” and telling them what a “positive contribution they’ve made to their community and country.” She even looks disingenuous when whoring herself out in mild desperation. Painful viewing. It won’t do her hunchback any good bending over so far to kiss the goat-fuckers’ arses. It’d be funny if she weren’t our bloody PM.
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Am surprised she has enough central nervous system to bend over; I reckon she’d just hit the deck in slow motion.
The image reminds me of an article in The Snu that suggested women were unable to masturbate on all fours, as they’d lose their balance and topple over.
This, I guess, is why NHS gynae departments are full to overflowing – pony-smacking-related sprains and dislocations.
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Kick ‘er in the cunt!
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I’d like to kick Philip Lee in the throat.
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Be my guest….
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From the time the chopper fell on the neck of Charles the First, all politicians were destined to be cunts. they just can’t help it.
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“Hungary’s far-right Prime Minister Viktor Orbán claims ‘replacement of populations is underway’ with mass migration because financiers want to profit from the ‘ruination of Europe'”
At least one politician is prepared to speak the truth.
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Figures it’s that one guy who openly states what a cunt Soros is too……
Evening to ya Fiddler.
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Good Evening.
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Phillip Lee….. I’d never even heard of the cunt until he pulled his treacherous stunt……contemptible cretin that he is.
He’s like that cunt Grieve, it’s not about the country it’s all got to be about them. Posturing cunts, I hope they all rot.
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UN replacement migration. I can’t believe for a second that any level headed human Englishman or white westerner for that matter (knowing what it is) would support it. Do you really think that when you’re the only white face left in a room full of mad mullahs and witch doctors that they are still going to vote you in? Pay your pension ? Leave your wife / kids / family to live in peace in your lovely little gated community? Leave your neoghbours goat unmolested? No one is that thick and naive, it’s not possible. Something else is going on and I still can’t quite put my finger on it…. There’s and angle here I can’t quite fathom.
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I don’t think it’s that simple. 50 million snack bars with an IQ of &$ (lala has decreed all numbers Haram by that point) would not be a very subserviant electorate… when the national pastimes go from jogging,dogging and cycling to shitting in the river and stoning the local witch I don’t think many politicians (despite their outstanding levels of treachery, duplicity and avarice) would call that a win. There’s got to be something more to this… Macaroon has stated on record he wants another 120 million of the fuckers. It can’t be that hard to get a cab in Paris surely… What could the reason possibly be.
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Stupid, naive idealism possibly?
Taking that shitty song about the “great big melting pot” too seriously?
Or maybe they just want to watch us all burn…
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The problem with the lower IQ poulation is that of endemic inbreeding leading to the totally deranged, psychotic appearance you see on their faces when they are all burning USA flags, waving Jezbollah banners, and generally being dindus.
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Did you know that Morocco v Iran was the first game ever played at a World Cup where both teams shagged goats at half time instead of eating the usual orange?….
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I missed the game, was there a minutes silence for Grenfell?
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And ITV are cunts… Having that uppity chippy cunt, Eni Aluko on their World Cup punditry team? Talk about ticking all the PC boxes…. This is taking the absolute piss… The pinnacle of the game and they’ve got wimmin players giving their ‘expert analysis’ on the World Cup?! Do fuck off! Do fuck right off!
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At least broadcasters over here are avoiding that toxic cunt Collymore, even pulls the race card on Ian Wright with his deluded ramblings, needs to be sectioned again.
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Damn straight Norman !!!
I had already suffered that intolerable prick Lineker watching today’s first game but at least he had 3 male pundits, turned over to itv to see they had that kniw nothing woman cunt on!! Irritating fucker……..
I reckon tomorrow the bbc will fight back by having a mixed race female raspberry on the panel!! CUNTS!!
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Some old bike hitting on me at the bar yet no condoms in the toilets.Its a no from me.
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When I say old I mean 29 but still.
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Use an empty crisp packet.
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And a few drops of Tabasco as spermicide.
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Prawn cocktail for realism….
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Do they still do Scampi Fries?
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Mmmm… authentic redhead flavour!
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Or Cheesey Footballs in the metallic purple tin, if you prefer Fergieburger (100% fat) toes.
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Message to mods: I’ve just posted an emergency cunting request for our PM Appeaser May in the nominations section.
There is a link in the nomination which shows how weak and how much of an appeaser she truly is.
I’m sure most – if not all – cunters would agree.
Cheers in advance,
Rebel.
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That was the nastiest video I have seen for a very long time…
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Not one to rub it in but he did look fucked:
https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article12717864.ece/ALTERNATES/s810/PAY-PROD-Leslie-Grantham.jpg
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My decision to nominate was a result of such photos of him looking like death warmed up plus the fact he was reportedly gravely Il in hospital according to he tabloids.
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Sir Christopher Chose is an almighty can’t.The Mp objected to a bill designed to make upskirting I.e taking a phone photo up a woman’s skirt without her consent a criminal offence.How such an act is not illegal I don’t know.This guy objects to every private members bill placed but surely one addressing such an inbalance in the law at the expense of women and girls would be enough for this can’t to say “Fair play this should be illegal”.But oh no this can’t objects to the bill and after admits he had no idea what upskirting means.All ukskirters should be in stocks for the galleries filthy perverts.
I am as Un pc as they come but come on taking a picture up a woman’s skirt without asking is just disgusting and should be a crime.
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Sir Christopher chope
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Yes – you should always ask first.
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It gives the lady a chance to put her knicks on.
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