Lucy Worsley [2]

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A lightweight cunting for Lucy Worsley.

I am keen on history and will watch most programmes that inform and interest. Until, that is, I tried to watch a programme fronted by Lucy fucking Worsley.

What a simpering, childlike, preening cunt. The object of her presentation seems to be for her to dress up. Like an objectionable, precocious child. Showy and impossibly posh. A repulsive, pointless, twee cunt.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

100 thoughts on “Lucy Worsley [2]”

  1. I am madly in love with Lucy Worsley having met her several times. Simpering, preening ?..Possibly, but in real life, hot and eminently shagable, and fuck all like her screen self… I must go now….I feel a wank coming on..

  2. If shagable female historians are order of the day, look no further than Suzzana Lipscomb, I’d like the opportunity to give her something she’d never forget.

    Worsley is a bit too jolly hockey sticks for me. Known for always carrying two forms of contraception.
    Her face and her voice…..

    • I think Shooting a load all over LW’s posh face would be extremely pleasing to the eye . then reassure her that a facial is nothing to be ashamed of. Know what i mean ?

  3. Yeah (or should I say ya?) there’s a trend for these programs to be fronted by posh, shaggable milfs. Presumably it attracts a larger audience, dirty cunts who want to wank over birds on the telly. It’s the way of the world i’m afraid.
    Still, at least they are proper academics. It’s not like they are sticking Katie Price up there, tits out, lecturing us about Robespierre’s role in the Reign of Terror.
    As for Lucy, she can inspect my museum exhibit any time she likes.

  4. Must admit to never having heard of her Cuntstable.

    Reminds me of a young Celia Imrie.

    And yes, I would as well.

  5. Worsley is an insufferable cunt.

    I have no problem with historians, I have no problem with ebullient presenters, I have no problem with posh TV totty and I also have no problem with those harbouring a penchant for costume-based bollockry. Each to their own.

    But combined together, these traits make for one a special kind of fist-chewingly annoying cunt. Worsley strikes me as the kind of bint who spent her childhood frantically running around the various wings of her family estate, wearing full ballet costume despite never taking a single lesson. A superficial cunt who never grew up from her secret garden tinged beginnings.

    This is precisely why I prefer my TV Historians to physically resemble extras from the film The People Under the Stairs: less posturing and obsession with self-image, enabling them instead to focus unencumbered on the subject matter.

  6. Kate Williams for me. A great big red bush (just the faintest whiff of kipper and roses, I expect) and a set of teeth that wouldn’t disgrace Shergar. Lovely stuff.
    Don’t think much to the Worsley girl. That simpering act does nothing for me. I like them with a bit of “Ommmppphhh” about them.

      • The way things are at the minute, Mr Creampuff,I’d be up for Miranda fucking Hart if I thought I could reach.

      • Sorry Creampuff

        Realise that you are relatively new to the site, but I bagsied Miranda “The Dominatrix” Green a while back.

        Dick can watch if he promises to behave himself.

      • Can’t promise to behave myself, Willie,but I promise to finish the job that you will,undoubtedly, have left half finished.

      • Cracking set of gnashers on that filly Willie, you’re a very lucky cunt indeed!

        Miranda Hart Dick? Disgraceful. She’s a much loved national treasure, adored by snowflakes far and wide. Especially wide.

        I hope you’re suitably ashamed of yourself.

  7. I see the never have gone to a game, never likely to go to a game, and never been near Manchester knobheads are now supporting a women’s football team 🤔

    Cunts! Cunts! Cunts!

    • I have read that they’re going to put a tampon machine in the home dressing-room. It’s to have Sir Alex’s face on it. When one of the ladies requires a fresh jam-rag ,she just needs poke the old pisshead’s red nose and.hey presto…a limited-edition,Man U.-branded fanny-pad. Perhaps they could print Roy Keane’s face on the business side of the maxi-pad.
      Hope you’ve got a good seat to view the action, Norman…..anyhow,lets be honest,a womens’ team is probably Man Utd.’s best chance of winning something these days…unless they give Mourinho a special award for whining.
      🙂 .

    • Tis a sad state of affairs indeed Norman but then the whole subject of wimmin in football makes me retch. Being interviewed by wimmin about a game they no right to be playing outside the garden with their brothers is just fucking plain wrong. I cant stomach this from the FA wimmins department,
      “”Casey Stoney, Rachel Daly, Abbie McManus and Georgia Stanway have been drafted into the England Women’s squad for the SheBelieves Cup after Steph Houghton, Jordan Nobbs and Karen Carney had to withdraw.

      Daly, who plies her trade for Houston Dash, will join up with the Lionesses when they arrive in the United States on Sunday, ahead of next Thursday’s tournament opener against France in Columbus, Ohio.

      England will then have matches against Germany in Harrison, New Jersey and the hosts in Orlando, Florida on 4 and 7 March respectively””.

      wimmins football is just such an anathema and its fucking wrong on every level. Some cunt on the other week interviewing Sir Bobby Charlton – its just fucking wrong.
      Worse still my beloved United are now joining the fucking wimmins football fad. I hope it ends where the basketball team ended up years ago – crashing and burning with no survivors.

      PS Norman – we need a massive clear out at OT. lindelof, Fellaini, Darmian, Smalling, Jones and Blind have no fucking right to wear that shirt – never mind play for United. We are 4 top class players short of challenging the magoos next season although as I always tell the Bertie fans they could win the League, ECL, FA cup, League cup, the Grand National and the boat race but real football fans wont give a fuck. Like Chelscum, PSG and the other sandwollers / Oligarch owners they are footballing mercenaries who couldn’t care less who they kick a ball for as long as the money is right.

      • It’s laughable that shitty fans laud their pay masters who are just jihadi funding desert cunts.

  8. Does she have a speech defect like all the little girls presenting on Radio 4? And is she as posh as Lucinda Lambton, who I see is still around, but remember from long ago when I watched the box? Got to admit, the photo is offensive,and I wouldn’t go near its mouth. Perhaps the other end is more attractive?

    • You have noted the speech impediment thing too Komodo?
      Now Julia Bradbury, different gravy. I would crawl a mile on broken glass just to remove her tampon with my teeth 😉

  9. Worsley that looks like the kind of lass who would whimper uncontrollably when you insert your blue veined custard-chucker into her cute, powdered little nipsy.

    • One for the memory bank Paul – “blue veined custard chucker” – top top coffee spitter that one my cunting friend

    • I bet she would if I inserted my arm into her anus whilst ripping her nipples off with a pair of pliers.

    • Yes Paul, i think if you were giving her a bum full she would look round at you with a cute smile which would promptly make you explode in her delightful hot posh botty.

  10. I’ve always been attracted to Alice Roberts. She is an absolute delight and I would happily entertain her with my BVCC (thank you, Mr Maskinback) on her any time. Do any other fellow cunters appreciate Alice in this way?

  11. Surprised none of you depraved cunts have mentioned Bettany Hughes.
    Good knowledgeable presenter with interesting cleavage.
    Alice Roberts has the accent of a perpetual fucking student.

      • Bettany Hughes is a goddess.

        I’d crawl a mile over broken glass just to wank on her shadow.

    • Kate Silverton for me chaps, i always want to shoot my spooge over her spectacles.

  12. I’ve just had to google Lucy Worsley having never seen or heard of her and I have to say I suspect she probably does bang like a shit house door in the wind. Lasses like her are usually filthy as fuck beneath the oh so posh / prissy exterior.
    If she does like dressing up for history programs then it would be great if she did one on the marquis de Sade ….

  13. You’re right about Bettany Hughes too CC, I didn’t know there were all these fuckable historians around – I feel a sudden urge to broaden my mind !

  14. And Alice Roberts too – Jesus what’s going on, always thought historian women were old munters in tweed skirts, Grey mops, thick tights and thick rimmed glasses – clearly the subject needs further investigation – in a darkened room when the missus is out

  17. Shami Checkmebargee on Question Time tonight. Apparently the audience are all under 30 so expect endless whining and remoaning.
    Peter Hitchens batting for our side.

    • Fucking hell get the waterproof seat covers out, All under thirty ? It’ll be a hysterical squirt fest.

    • If ever there was a cunt that has led a life of virtual nothingness its Chucklebutty. Promoted to every fucking role without interview on the whims of grace and favour. She is the swivel eyed lunatics planted “enemy within” in the house of Lords. When yakking on about jailed jigaboos worldwide working for liberty she committed more fuck ups and used more word salads than any Spoonerism ever uttered. From Phil Shiner the disgraced weapons grade cunt chasing ex servicemen on behalf of Iraqi peacefuls to accepting £1.5 from Gaddafi’s son when on the board at the LSE this tiresome little cunt is now almost God like amongst the swivel eyed lunatics inner circle for no other reason than being able to waffle on incessantly about fuck all in particular. One of the few wimmin who can talk all day and say fuck all. A pox on her and her house.

    • “They stole my future.”
      “Did you vote?”
      “No, I was busy.”
      “Doing what?”
      “Sleeping.”

      Psh.

      • ASA…… You may very well be right. It will probably be a cavalcade of diversity resembling the league of nations. Cunts

  20. Lets hope Hitch is on form and verbally backhands any silly twat spouting Corbynista bollox.

    • Hitchens will be screamed down by the snowflakeratti. Dimbledump will do his best to cut short sense spoken by Hitchens. Effniks, liberals and snoflakes will be given free reign.

      Blah, blah, same-old, same-old Al Ja Beeba hairy arseholes.

      My television will have various solid, inanimate objects hurled at it.

      • Hitchens will be making pro Corbyn noises tonight over Corbyn’s stance on Russia, which coincides with his own. What he fails to take into account is that Corbyn, being a stopped clock is bound to be right twice a decade or three.

        They agree from entirely different motives. For Corbyn any enemy of Britain is a friend of him and his Commie chums. It’s the opposite with Hitchens.

      • Too true about corbyn being a stopped clock. I agree with him on one thing but for different reasons.

        Both he and I think that the monarchy should be abolished and the United Kingdom of Great Britain should become the United Republic of Great Britain, a constitution, three branches of government, an elected executive, two elected houses of legislature etc.

        Where he and I depart is that I think we should retain the capitalist, meritocratic economic model and he thinks we should use socialism because he’s an idealistic child.

  21. Can any cunter shed any light on what happened to tit-mungous horn monster Jasmine Harman? She used to be on telly quite a bit but no longer, it seems. Her jugs are truly tremendous:
    https://goo.gl/images/dfZpqZ

      • That poor bloke at the start having to appear interested in her droning on about Spanish house prices while trying to cop a sneaky peek at her bangers and not get bollocked later by his Mrs.

  22. Fucking hell. I don’t watch TV and don’t know any of these shaggable women. I watch movies and listen to music so my tastes are more Nicole, Reece and Jennifer.

    Glad to see there isn’t one sexist post on this thread as that would be unacceptable.

  23. Just had a gander at Jasmine Harmans tits, as Mr Cunt Engine rightly says, a titmungous horn monster indeed.
    A place in the sun, more like a place sat on my face please !

  24. Shami Chuckyerbalti is a patronising gobby cunt
    The usual biased ALBBC lefty cunts on QT boiling my piss

  25. Cunstion Time is particularly cuntish tonight, no so much steam as plasma from my piss this evening!

    One thing though, I’d vote for that James Cleverly bloke. Only sense I’ve heard from any Westminster cunt in yonks!

    Hope he runs when “strong & stable” becomes “weak & fragile”! Oh shit, she already is! Useless excuse of a PM!

    • I’d never get tired of punching that thick cunt notveryCLEVERlys fucking face in, the cunting shite he comes out with!!!!!

      • Cleverly ogled the tranny something rotten every time it spoke, couldn’t keep his eyes off it/her… thought at one point his boner was going to overturn the Q-Time table!

  26. And that twee SNP cunt needs to be spiflicated!

    How do these cunts get elected!?!

    And I seriously don’t give a flying fuck about Russia for fuck’s sake!

    The biggest threat is from within not Russia you twats!

    “Peacefuls” anyone???

    No, thought not!

    • Haven’t heard that word “spiflicate” in “Yonks” You a Geordie Rebel ?

      • Macam!

        Well no, I’m a mongrel from the Midlands born to Macam parents. But I consider myself Macam.

        So Port Vale and Sunderland – I know how to pick winners me! 😤

      • Agree. I.m Newcastle now exiled. The Toon are fucking shite. I have to content myself now with Cambridge United…..i know….don’t laugh.

  27. Anyone see and hear that black lad tonight on QT who spoke very well in defence of Brexit, and gave a very good account of the young people that lived in his area ?
    Also noted the very attractive young Asian girl who stood up for the “older of us ” and showed a great deal of respect.
    Well done those people.

    • I had just tuned in when that black lad shot that Cleverly cunt down, fucking brilliant it was, and that Asian babe who stood up for the oldies was a bit’o’fit crack, gotta admit I was expecting an audience full of snowflake remoaning cunts but there were a few with a bit of commonsense amongst the bastards

  28. All this fucking yapping on about whether trannies should be allowed to join all-female lists. Of course they fucking shouldn’t they are NOT female. They can wish and demand as much as they fucking want,it wont change nature.
    Anyhow,they are mentally ill freaks and so should be banned from public office

    Fuck them.

    • That pretty much goes for any cunt with non-secular beliefs as well!

      Well unless they’re Christian, Hindu, Jewish, Buddhist, Shintoist, Pastafarian, Invisible Pink Unicornist…

      I think you know where I’m going…

      • Y’know,Rebel,sometimes I just get so fucking disillusioned when I read or listen to “the modern world”. I no longer understand what’s going on. Politicians seem happy to sell out decency, morality and even their country. Freaks,z-list tv celebrities and daft pop singers seem to set the national agenda. I miss the days when people were “normal” and didn’t have to always pussyfoot around the minority view.
        As I’ve said before,I have no family that matter to me,and to be honest, I’ll almost be pleased if the whole stinking cesspit which this country is becoming sinks into oblivion,taking with it a people who I no longer understand or respect.

        Fuck them.

      • I kind of feel the same way. I watch the world around me and think ‘is this the best we have got’ and ‘is this what generations have been striving for’

        What do we have?
        1. Vacuous celebs dominating the public space, media, social media and even what is laughingly called ‘news’.
        2. Ungrateful cunts that have not one shred of gratitude for all the blessings the modern world has afforded them, without them lifting a fucking finger ever.
        3. Whinging fuckers everywhere, see above
        4. People thinking they deserve to be heard, no cuntchops you fucking don’t deserve to be heard, you have the right to speak, whether anyone listens or agrees with you is an entirely different matter.
        5. Jumped up cunts that think they are special. Well cuntface I’ve got news for you, you ain’t special, no-one gives a rats fart if you are dead, get over it.
        6. Slippery, self serving, untrustworthy, narcissistic, morally bankrupt and downright sell out politicians. And that is just the good ones.
        7. Socialism, Jesus H fucking Christ, have we not learned anything from socialist experiments, are we truly that thick as a species?

        Feel free to add you own observations

        I am reading Hayeks ‘Road to Serfdom’ at the moment and what a fucking depressing commentary on what is going on right now it was, written in the 40’s but fuck me, one can see it worrying parallels with what has been going on in the last 20 odd years. I think he was just off on his timing.

  29. Decided with a heavy heart that I am quitting my job will miss the money naturally but the place is dangerous beyond any reasonable measure and I do have a family to come home to at the end of the day.

    • I am better use to my family alive and well then injured or dead.Both financially and socially.Place I work at have lost a metal spoon and two scissors.Under those circumstances serving four weeks notice is more than anyone can ask.Have already envisaged my own funeral.The turnout is Depressingly low. The image I see of family and close friends looking at the casket is enough to make realise that whatever my financial predicament they are better off with me around and healthy rather than injured or pushing up the daisies.

      • Also am in the fortunate position whereby I can quit knowing my house is not in danger and that I won’t starve in the short to medium term.My heart goes out to those who are not so lucky.

    • A big step, Shaun,but you’ll know what’s for the best for yourself. You’ve not sounded too happy for a while,and if you actually feel unsafe,you can’t continue. Hopefully you’ll find something more suitable.You’re too young to be stuck in a profession that you don’t enjoy.

      • Cheers Dick it boils down to safety in this case.Have felt unsafe for months as it is but with even further cutbacks I feel a major incident is now inevitable and I am not willing to be collateral damage to an industries short sighted profit projection figures.The place runs upon guilt and other backhand psychological tools of compliance and I won’t have it.I deal with people in my job and if I am in danger so are they and I am more than anything unwilling to make them put up with an environment that even I feel unsafe in.In the words of Duncan Bannatyne I’m ooout!

      • Tempted to report the things I have witnessed to be fair.Have spoken to friends in the exact same line of work that have urged me to do so.

      • Obviously I don’t know the ins and outs,Shaun,but I’d be careful of poking your head over the parapet. I know it sounds selfish,but you’ve got to remember that you’ll be interviewing for other jobs,and prospective employers tend not to be too keen on “whistleblowers”. Sometimes it’s better to just bite your tongue and move on,however unpalatable.

      • Sorry to edge in….Listen to Dick Shaun, he’s talking sense. As a whistleblower from Home Office, I won but I lost. listen to Dick.

    • Consider leaving and getting established in your new job (hopefully not subject to the same issues, and even more hopefully a competitor to your old job) and THEN blow the whistle. Think devious.

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